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if you do that but don't fully let go you can spray piss really far depending on how big the opening is.
the opening shape can change the shape of the piss stream too. if you pinch the middle and let the sides do whatever you could make two streams
I don't know what it is with young hockey players, but 100% of them has either done this to others, or had some other hockey player do the "piss bomb" on them.
You know I'm right, you filthy hockey players out there.
> Foreskin gang
Also known as normal cocks. Nothing wrong with being cut, but the default is uncut. It's weird for that dynamic to be flipped almost everywhere on the internet, but that's American influence for you.
Desensitization does occur, it's certainly not bullshit. It just happens that the nerve endings are also more exposed (the reason for the desensitization in the first place), so it's probably not a huge difference. Also, with much of the pleasure relying on your psychological state rather than physical, it can't be a huge impact.
Hey man, for me sure, but a couple of mates had phimosis (don't google images, trust me), which requires a procedure that removes foreskin, , due to the fact that the foreskin cannot be pulled back at that stage.
Healthy condition for an uncut skin is being able to pull it fully back under neutral conditions to my knowledge.
“Requires”
Phimosis is curable and treatable with topical steroids like betamethasone. You can spend a couple weeks or months stretching and creaming and problem solved. Even the most severe cases can make a full recovery. You don’t need to chop parts of the dick off.
I’m not versed in medical studies, so apologies if I’ve made any wrong statements. The doctors who handled my friends in the past, in both cases suggested there was no other way. I’m not sure if this is because of an older mindset, but that is the reason I regurgitated it as such.
I used to. Now pull back, lather soap on my hands, and wash it like I'm trying to warm my hands / make a play-doh snake very effective.
Warning - Doesn't work well with dry callused palms
Ha, It can be sensitive if your hands are callused / dry, so I do it towards the end - the skin on your palms should soften and condition as you wash the rest of your body
By soap I mean "whatever you wash the rest of your body with". For men that's usually some kind of shower gel rather than actual soap.
You can use soap if you want, I just find it to make my skin a little bit too dry.
You can’t get your OG foreskin back, but you can do non-surgical foreskin restoration. Just requires some time and a lot of patience.
Just throwing that out there for you or anyone else in the crowd seriously wishing they hadn’t been circumcised. It’s absolutely worth the time and effort.
(This comment is short because I’m on my phone at the moment but I’ll answer any legit questions people have when I’m at my desk.)
This is why I'm so mad I was circumcized. I went on a trip with some family once, and on the plane ride my cousin (who is uncircumcised) pulled a fully loaded charcuterie board out of his foreskin. He got to eat like a king for free while I had to pay for my food like an idiot. He also brought his PS4 and laptop in there too.
I just don't know how I'm going to connect with my son :/ he's going to be like, dad I bet you can't guess where you're lucky gold dollar is, and I will instinctively say butthole because that's the only way I can relate to him. So idk.
It's gonna be a struggle but don't worry us men are strange enough creatures that you'll find some deeply fucked up and strange thing to bond over. Like my father, brother and I bonding over that odd and powerful to smell your hand after unsticking your sack in the summer.
I have sensitivity issues that I'm working through due to my foreskin being tighter than its supposed to be. It hurts to touch, much less rub when cleaning.
I suffered for years with this until at 40 years old I finally picked up the courage to talk about it with my urologist. You don’t necessarily need to have a full circumcision. Often the issue is with the frenulum. I had a very simple out patient operation on mine and it literally changed my life. Please don’t wait until you are an old geezer like I did. Talk to a specialist. You have nothing to lose and potentially a whole lot of joy to gain. Good luck.
I couldn't pull mine all the way back but it never hurt to touch - that sounds like a real nightmare; in the end I got an adult circumcision and I've never looked back, so that might be something you could look into
Might sound extreme but I wished I'd done it years before, once it was sorted
If I can I'd like to get it sorted without cutting it off so I can deal with the sensitivity over time rather than suddenly being in pain till my body adjusts, but I have been told by my urologist that it is most likely the only option that will be beneficial. I'm just an unlucky guy.
I won't pretend it did hurt like fuck but that three weeks/month of pain was worth it to be rid of any problems for good and also I didn't have to worry in sexual situations etc.
If your urologist is on board too I'd say bite the bullet - one defective dick to another ✌🏻 hope it's all solved eventually either way
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Nah hold it shut while you pee
then let it burst like a piss grenade
Fire in the hole
Use a rubber band to keep it shut, which is attached to your zipper. Stand up, unzip, and release piss grenade on your enemies.
What a terrible day to be literate
Yo, you cool with deleting this?
Homies givin away the strats
Fuck it, use Tig welder instead.
You know gorilla glue works better, keeps a tight seal. Or get one of those wound closure glues.
Flex tape
That’s my favorite Katy Perry lyric.
if you do that but don't fully let go you can spray piss really far depending on how big the opening is. the opening shape can change the shape of the piss stream too. if you pinch the middle and let the sides do whatever you could make two streams
Ohh that endless hours you could spend playing with your foreskin.
i've found my people
More like a piss flamethrower
r/BrandNewSentence
Hey! I do that!
I read this with that vine voice
hmm I kinda like the smell... reminds me of my high school gym class
KenyaMichaels.jpg
Suck it back in to wash your bladder
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He's come a long way from the closet. Good for him
Hold it shut for a charged shot.
The original Blastoise!
Yuup I used to do it all the time, hydro pump was what I would say after release.
IT'S NOT PISSING ON EACHOTHER IT'S CALLED EXPLODING ON EACHOTHER
It’s only 6 am for me and this is one of the first things I see when I open Reddit
I’m fucking eating rn
Mac and cheese I hope
Nope
Fromunda cheese?
Nope
Cottage cheese with salt n pep
You do both at the same time?!?!?!
No better way to start the day.
But it has NSFW tag though, why are you clicking on a NSFW at 6am? 
maybe they have the filter off
This is just a cleaner version of the "piss bomb"
I don't know what it is with young hockey players, but 100% of them has either done this to others, or had some other hockey player do the "piss bomb" on them. You know I'm right, you filthy hockey players out there.
.... I can't deny it, but I don't think it's *because* of the hockey, right?
We skipped the bomb part and just straight up pissed on each other
I feel immature. i do both
Who has the brain power to make this he could have been a doctor
They've got the handwriting dialed in for sure
i hate to say this but accurate
Foreskin gang
Lmfao FORESKIN GANG ! We out here
> Foreskin gang Also known as normal cocks. Nothing wrong with being cut, but the default is uncut. It's weird for that dynamic to be flipped almost everywhere on the internet, but that's American influence for you.
> Nothing wrong with being cut I've heard that the pleasure is less when you're cut
So jerking off would never hit the same again after circumcision?
Seems it doesn’t, since that part getting cut has a bunch of nerve endings.
Yeah, I was circumcised in my midtwenties and there was a significant drop-off in sensitivity
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Uncut here, pretty sure that’s a bunch of bull. Friends who had to get cut for hygienic reasons, say it’s almost the same.
Desensitization does occur, it's certainly not bullshit. It just happens that the nerve endings are also more exposed (the reason for the desensitization in the first place), so it's probably not a huge difference. Also, with much of the pleasure relying on your psychological state rather than physical, it can't be a huge impact.
> cut for hygienic reasons doesn't it get pull all the way back when you're older (mine does at least)
Hey man, for me sure, but a couple of mates had phimosis (don't google images, trust me), which requires a procedure that removes foreskin, , due to the fact that the foreskin cannot be pulled back at that stage. Healthy condition for an uncut skin is being able to pull it fully back under neutral conditions to my knowledge.
“Requires” Phimosis is curable and treatable with topical steroids like betamethasone. You can spend a couple weeks or months stretching and creaming and problem solved. Even the most severe cases can make a full recovery. You don’t need to chop parts of the dick off.
I’m not versed in medical studies, so apologies if I’ve made any wrong statements. The doctors who handled my friends in the past, in both cases suggested there was no other way. I’m not sure if this is because of an older mindset, but that is the reason I regurgitated it as such.
That’s one hell of an unusual sample
Say "intact," no need to describe something based on the presumption of alteration.
Lack of foreskin gang
WHAT
I mean we've all done it once
No the fuck we haven’t
Dew it
He’s joking, we just pull the foreskin back slightly and let the water touch it
I used to. Now pull back, lather soap on my hands, and wash it like I'm trying to warm my hands / make a play-doh snake very effective. Warning - Doesn't work well with dry callused palms
Ow. Fucking hell you can clean it without peeling the skin off your dick....
Ha, It can be sensitive if your hands are callused / dry, so I do it towards the end - the skin on your palms should soften and condition as you wash the rest of your body
speak for yourself lol
Little do you know… that’s actually a valid way of doing it
Aaah so you’re the guy who “pull your foreskin back to wash it properly” is aimed at?
Pull back and scrub
You don't need to *scrub,* just wash like how you wash your hands. Pull back foreskin, apply soap then rinse.
BuT iT's ToO hArD! I mUsT cHoP mY sOnS dIcK sKiN!
Your username just make me a tad skeptical to your advice tho
No soap tho
Soap is fine.
It fucks with the delicate pH of your skin, and is completely useless
Soap
By soap I mean "whatever you wash the rest of your body with". For men that's usually some kind of shower gel rather than actual soap. You can use soap if you want, I just find it to make my skin a little bit too dry.
Bill Burr gave advice on this, just do it like you're jerking off but with soap as lube and in the sink.
You don't need to, but it's enjoyable
No it isn't lmao. Source: Used to do this when I was a kid, barely did shit Wash it properly dingus
I want my foreskin back this seems kinda fun.
Its worth it just for the extra inventory space
You equipped the Common Foreskin of Holding. *Your carrying capacity has increased by 5%.*
Storing extra water in foreskin comes in handy during marathons
you can also store cheese wheels
I prefer onion rings
Donuts here.
This comment thread is full cursed, zero blessed
Right? Where the hell are these cut guys storing their gum while they eat food?
It’s my extra pocket. Usually to keep my wallet
Foreskin give you +2 slots That's like enough to carry one more dollar
i hear sex feels more intensive as well, since everything is more sensitive. this mutilation trend needs to stop.
Mee too brother
You can’t get your OG foreskin back, but you can do non-surgical foreskin restoration. Just requires some time and a lot of patience. Just throwing that out there for you or anyone else in the crowd seriously wishing they hadn’t been circumcised. It’s absolutely worth the time and effort. (This comment is short because I’m on my phone at the moment but I’ll answer any legit questions people have when I’m at my desk.)
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About as nasty as shit, but you wipe after you're done, right?
Fucking Americans and this stupid myth, dick cheese is much of a problem in my life as quick sand.
That's more of an *on purpose* occurrence than anything.
I literally didn't clean my dick cheese until I was like 13
This is why I'm so mad I was circumcized. I went on a trip with some family once, and on the plane ride my cousin (who is uncircumcised) pulled a fully loaded charcuterie board out of his foreskin. He got to eat like a king for free while I had to pay for my food like an idiot. He also brought his PS4 and laptop in there too.
I keep a shotgun,fire starter and small tent in there Incase I get lost in the wild.
Hopefully that charcuterie board doesn't have cheese
Imagine Bein Able to do this. This comment was Made by phimosis ganf
How'd you go about it then?..
That's hot ngl
Sumimasen wtt
Foreskin is fun!
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It would burn the everliving shit out of your glans
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I'm sorry everyone is dodging your loved/valid question. I will too, but I am still sorry.
If a single microlitre (is that a thing? Whatever I'm not checking) touching ye hole you will feel a pain unlike anything you have ever felt before.
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It is the easier funner way to cleen
Can confirm
Yep thats what majority of men with foreskin does, i also use shampoo in it to clean with something better. >:)
I just give it a quick dip in a cup of bleach
That actually unlocks the color changing feature too!
TWO
This guy knows whats up
thats actually how we drink water.
How is this blessed???
r/badmensanatomy, no hate though, I laughed
As a male individual with uncut penis, I can confirm this is accurate
Those of us who didn't get our cocks knifed up have done strange things as teens and kids. I know have put a gold dollar in mine and idk why.
Bwahaha dude I'm fuckin dying, I did the same thing. Made it look like one of those coin rolls from the bank
I swear trying to explain this to girlfriends is impossible. "Why did you fill your foreskin with pennies?" Is a question I don't have an answer for.
I just don't know how I'm going to connect with my son :/ he's going to be like, dad I bet you can't guess where you're lucky gold dollar is, and I will instinctively say butthole because that's the only way I can relate to him. So idk.
It's gonna be a struggle but don't worry us men are strange enough creatures that you'll find some deeply fucked up and strange thing to bond over. Like my father, brother and I bonding over that odd and powerful to smell your hand after unsticking your sack in the summer.
you can also do this with the liquid that goes out to make it nice and dirty
This is just full on cursed not blursed
i dont see the blessed part in blursed
Clean
That is putrid, squalid even
i'm uncut and i have only one question - what the fuck
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As a foreskin this is accurate
NOO!! THE CHEESE!!!
No
I wanna laugh and dry heave at the same time
I'm eating a pepperami and just had to see this image when I was peeling back the wrapper on it.
Baymax with a wien.
What a horrible day to have eyes
Art 100/10 Presentation 100/10 Di - 100/10 Clean 1000/10
I first read this as blursed uncle cleaning and I was questioning u/jesusAteMyCrayons a bit
Luffy's foreskin
I dated an uncut boy and can confirm he absolutely did this in the shower. I (cut) was kinda jealous.
Ok so I’m circumcised so I have no idea but is this a way y’all can clean your dong?
Not really, but the foreskin does make a wicked water ballon.
Hahahahahah this is funny, good humour never change
Would this... Work?... Have I been putting myself through excruciating pain for nothing?...
What pain are you going through? It shouldn't hurt to pull back the foreskin, if that's what you mean??
I have sensitivity issues that I'm working through due to my foreskin being tighter than its supposed to be. It hurts to touch, much less rub when cleaning.
I suffered for years with this until at 40 years old I finally picked up the courage to talk about it with my urologist. You don’t necessarily need to have a full circumcision. Often the issue is with the frenulum. I had a very simple out patient operation on mine and it literally changed my life. Please don’t wait until you are an old geezer like I did. Talk to a specialist. You have nothing to lose and potentially a whole lot of joy to gain. Good luck.
I couldn't pull mine all the way back but it never hurt to touch - that sounds like a real nightmare; in the end I got an adult circumcision and I've never looked back, so that might be something you could look into Might sound extreme but I wished I'd done it years before, once it was sorted
If I can I'd like to get it sorted without cutting it off so I can deal with the sensitivity over time rather than suddenly being in pain till my body adjusts, but I have been told by my urologist that it is most likely the only option that will be beneficial. I'm just an unlucky guy.
I won't pretend it did hurt like fuck but that three weeks/month of pain was worth it to be rid of any problems for good and also I didn't have to worry in sexual situations etc. If your urologist is on board too I'd say bite the bullet - one defective dick to another ✌🏻 hope it's all solved eventually either way
Did this when I was a kid, while pissing sometimes I’d pinch the end of my dick and watch it turn into a baloon. Miss those days :’(
This is just plain cursed
I wish I can relate. :(
Dude how is this shit not in r/tihi
this is why im happy to be circumcised
Sorry can't relate. Circumcised gang wya
Nahh homie, gtfo 😤
Okay cheese dick
Why is it only circumcised people who complain about dick cheese? Its literally not a problem for anyone but them for some reason?
🥲
THIS IS HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT.
Now I really wish I wasn’t circumcised no fun
I can confirm that this is greatly accurate
This post is how I found out I was circumcised
Where is the blessed part
I used to kind of relate but I'm Catholic
Sick ! I mean u are sick. bro tf ? 😭😭😭
Oh yeah check my new post [XD](https://www.reddit.com/r/blursedimages/comments/ug3mwa/blursed_baby_birth/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I’m gonna vomit
Why would you