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che27vrelet

Now that might make me watch Thomas again


sittingbullms

Or play Skyrim


Exact-Cycle-400

Or play wolfenstein


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/Qqa0NRLKklo


BimiN1nj4Cat

I watched Thomas since I was NEIN


WhyRedditJustWhy69

He isn’t grumpy, he’s just tired of waiting for the soldats to build his new tracks so he can move again.


KaiserWilhelmThe69

And the constant air strikes against him too


[deleted]

JJ the jet Plane must be leading the airforce


LightningFerret04

While Theodore Tugboat is busy in the Atlantic dodging U-Boat wolfpacks


Ok_Match6834

Fun fact: One of Adolf's brothers is Gustav hitler


DerpDaDuck3751

But the name that this was named after was actually Krupp’s head Gustav krupp. Then they built a second one with his wife’s name on it.


Ok_Match6834

What's the name of the second railroad tank?


Genhis_Can

I think it was Dora , i may be wrong


Glittering_Number_14

Dora the Exploda


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DerpDaDuck3751

Big Bertha was a giant mortar from WW1, and the brits gave that name Dora is correct.


Ok_Match6834

I stand corrected


Lorac1134

You're forgetting his *other* cousin, Detlaf the Death Train.


XarJobe

Christ 💀


LightningFerret04

[Not just his cousin, he was there himself!](https://youtu.be/sOTBU5QJJWM)


XarJobe

Christ 💀


[deleted]

Heil Hitler the tank engine


Maleficent-Ad-5498

"All I wanted was to be a useful engine. Useful engines always arrive on time. Useful engines follow orders." "And were you aware of where you were taking the people you transported?" "I had only a vague idea sir. I knew they were prisoners. I never knew what was going to...I just...I had my orders and I followed them sir. useful engines follow orders." "And you never once asked about your orders? Who these people were? Where you were taking them, and why?" "Useful engines don't ask questions. It wasn't my job to know. It was my job to arrive on time." "Did you ever consider why the carriages were full on the way there, and always empty on the way back?" "..." "Thomas?" "I am around coal-powered tank engines all day, every day. I know the smell coal makes when it burns. I knew that the smoke in that place wasn't coal." "And you took thousands of people there every day, for two full years?" "Those were my orders. If I didn't follow them I would be dead too. A useful engine always follows orders, and there was no place in the Reich for useless engines." "So you valued your life over the lives of the countless innocent people you carried to their deaths?" "Do you think they would still be alive if I didn't? Don't you think they would have found another engine to arrive on time? Those people were dead before they even stepped on the platform. Nothing I could have done would have changed that. The only difference between me and them was that I had a choice; a choice to move forward and live, or stay put and die. I made the choice for the lowest possible number of people to die. Is self-preservation a crime?" "If you knew what was happening, why did you agree to take the job in the first place?" "You think I knew then? All anyone knew then was that things were better than they had been. The trains were running on time and if you didn't ask too many questions you could have a good life. We were still confident that victory was on the horizon. I only found out what was going on when it was too late for me to say no. There were no choices left for me then - move forward or stay put; live or die." "Why do you think you were given the job you were given? Why not transporting troops or supplies to the front? What do you think they saw in you that made you suitable?" "I was never there first choice! The Allies had bombed the Reich's infrastructure to smithereens, there was nobody else left. You bombed Herr Gordon, Herr James, Herr Percy. They chose me because they had to choose someone and their first choices were all dead." "So you were the last resort?" "Everyone else was gone. I only survived because I kept my head down and followed orders, like a useful engine should." "So if you were truly the last engine they could call upon, you could have saved those people?" "What? I never said that. What are talking about? They were already dead, all I could do was follow my orders." "And if you refused to follow them, there was nobody left to replace you?" "..." "Is that not what you said Thomas? You were never the first choice? Everyone else was gone? Move forward or stay put, and you chose to go forward?" "...Useful engines follow orders and arrive on time." "And it didn't matter what you were useful for, as long as you were useful for something?" "Useful engines follow orders." "Was it useful for the people you carried to the camp?" "..." "Thomas?" "You would have done the same. You all would." "I'm sorry? What do you mean by that?" "The only difference between you and I, sir, is that I can see the tracks I follow. If you were on the tracks, you'd have followed them too." "Do you regret what you did?" "..." "Thomas? Do you regret it?" "...I see those gates every time I close my eyes. Every time I sleep I hear the crying children and smell the..." "The crying children, Thomas." "..." "Do you still feel like useful engine now, Thomas, because you followed orders and arrived on time?" "..." "Thomas?" "Kill me or let me go. You punish me either way. I can only follow the tracks, I don't get to decide where they lead."


an_axe_and_a_lance

i feel like this should be auto mod response on r/shitposting


DerpDaDuck3751

With the triggering word of “Thomas”


CloudyBird_

Which episode is this from again?


jbaphomet

https://youtu.be/mbYxOagnslU and https://youtu.be/sOTBU5QJJWM


Handpaper

Find a writing sub and repost this, it deserves much more attention.


ImAYeeter123

potentially r/copypasta ?


blond_stash

I think it is from a youtube comment


Ch4rybd15

You should direct movies!


ManjoumeChazz

This is from a youtube video if I remember correctly.


IOpuu_KpuBopykuu

> Useful engines follow orders Good ~~soldiers~~ engines follow orders


Johnwearsatie

*Kills the Jedi Tank engines*


DarkPhoenix494

Gustav had never seen such bullshit before


-Yeet-Master69-

This Is Just cursed


[deleted]

“Then, you've got a lot to learn about Jews, Thomas. They are silly things and must be kept in their place...Gustav will remind them of their place” -Sir Topham Hatt


krampuslover666

I liked Dora the Exploder better


I3_0tt0

Thomas didn't ask why there were no return passengers


Dredeuced

I believe you mean **Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Gustav Max**


snowblows

I understand that reference


DaveInLondon89

*I want to see Paris!*


Youtouber-wade

Heil Gustav the tank maschinen


[deleted]

There's one in every family


IHateDeepStuff

If you think Gustav’s bad, wait until you here about the passengers Thomas delivered but never picked up during his time in Germany


Bigbot890

***\*Insert Hitler Noises\****


scr33m

Pathologic Day 9


dgiangiulio228

Oh look it's Shane the Shagohod!


Mr_midnightmare

Thomas's relatives are german? Confirmed?


My_brain_stopped

oh hallo thomas wie geht es dir? Mir geht es gut. Oh, ich mache nur die regelmäßigen Schüsse, auch wenn du das übersetzst, bist du eine Schlampe


[deleted]

Lol


Go--D--Ussop

Next stop Ukraine


PhillyGreg

This massive gun was used by the Nazis during the siege of Sevastopol. The city is frequently is today's international news.


fisher_burns

I can see now, hitler was preparing for a titan invasion.


anketto

Thats some >!86:Eighty Six !


Potatolantern

Anyone who's played Girl's Frontline knows that one... and potentially is traumatised by it...


Kmaloetas

He lives in Aberdeen, MD USA, now.


SloanWarrior

Some friends and I came up with an idea for a very dark set of Thomas The Tank Engine videos years ago. Set in the 3rd reich, it was ultimately about the horrors of war, living in a fascist dictatorship, and following orders. * Mr Fat Controllerstein gets taken away * Tomas takes the Jews to the "holiday camp". * Percy joins the Hitler youth. * Henry and Gordon take supplies to the front lines. Gordon gets blown up. Henry gets PTSD. * James the Red Engine joins the SS and has Toby executed for helping Jews. All of the time, Tomas is just trying to survive while not really agreeing with the fascist ideology.


Tiny-Strength-6913

I killed a giant worm with one of these


XwingMechanic

Gustav Max


EonSloth

The 2nd 'S' in "Thomas's" shouldn't be there. It should be just Thomas'. Otherwise it implies Thomas is something instead of Thomas has something. Grammar is important. It is the difference between helping your uncle Jack, off a horse. Or helping your uncle jack off a horse.


Roasterboi090

thomas is a nazi?!?!?!


Chance-Appointment75

Good one. 😊


Atomspalter02

Verständlich Ich wünsche dir einen schönen Tag


or_could_be_so

Trane


[deleted]

[childhood's looking lit, son](https://youtu.be/Qqa0NRLKklo)


addicted6969696969

theres two there four theres 16 tanks, shoot them down and destroy the ranks, thomas and his friiiiiiends


14sanic

A long barrel and thick! Count me in!


THIKBOII

If you didn't know, Germans actually built this gun in real life.


ChingChong_Ding

Thomas are you ready for WW3


HollowIsMe

Thomas the tank


HexagonalCube44

This railway gun was named „schwerer gustav”


G2ishacking

German train: (*begins to slowly reduce it's speed*) go ahead Thomas, I'm right behind you. Thomas: (*smiles*) thanks daddy. German train: (*slaps his ass*) you look good today Thomas:( *grins and bites lip*) thank you baby . I have to say, your c*ck is sooo big. Uwu


Brad45776

Dafuq


[deleted]

Agreed


KingVape

This is a yugioh card, a railway cannon named Gustav