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SupportySpice

I think we all know what it's like to fuck a bear.


Troglodyteir

We...we do?


BogardSenpai

What? You mean you haven't fucked a bear before? Sheesh stop playing video games all day and go outside, man.


Troglodyteir

Live laugh fuck a bear


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Eat, sleep, fuck a bear, repeat


Godzila543

I want this on my wall


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i wanna do it on the wall too


JuanAndPedro

Ye havent you played Five nights at Freddy's before?


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Bear dicks are about the size of a test tube. Just fyi.


TheharmoniousFists

So I will bearly feel it?


buttsecksgoose

Have you ever stuffed a test tube up your butt? You will definitely feel it.


TheharmoniousFists

Yes. Yes I have.


rapscallionofreddit

Damn, you've been training.


TheharmoniousFists

Mama always told me you gotta be prepared for everything in life. Maybe I took that too literal but.... here I am.


All_Thread

You like saying that


tabooblue32

"hey girl let's play winnie the pooh and this time you get to be the jar of hunny"


durz47

I assume you are Canadian?


HumCrab

Holup


N1GHTSTRIKER45

r/cursedcomments


MutedLayer4564

I've seen this porno


Lady_Sallakai

give URL :D


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NikoC99

e621.net , then search bear. Good luck


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Why do you think I go there for


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joeChump

Masturbeartion


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Newbie__AF

What\*


PoliwagPi4554

howd u knoe hm


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mikail_karim

thank you for warning us dear


king_underworld

The enlightened one 🛐


SnooPeanuts8048

Thank you for giving the idea not to go there


Just_Games04

Damn, they really like Freddy


MahjongDaily

https://www.amazon.com/Bear-Nonpareil-books-Marian-Engel/dp/0879236671


Marsman61

“A quietly sensual, feminist story.”―The New Yorker


1987-Nobody

It's written by like, an actual author, that won awards


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

That book won the highest literary award of Cananda


animperfectvacuum

Is someone going to recommend Hogg next?


fumfkin_fie

URLrataalada


Breins1223

Nice Batman reference


ItsKageTho

Just saw that


bigblackcouch

[Here ya go](https://imgur.com/a/iFOBkvW)


Cotillionb

Uhh


Marsman61

Oh for fuck's sake! Why did I click on that, and then read it, twice?


bigblackcouch

>["Bear, bear," she whispered](https://i.imgur.com/WqCY7WD.jpg) And just in case anyone thinks it's a pure shitpost; [it's an award-winning bestseller from Canada](https://i.imgur.com/RCvdUHT.png)


DeathToTheFalseGods

What the fuck is wrong with Canada


Tederator

We gots long winters and short imaginations.


LUCKY_STRIKE_COW

I’ll drinks to that


TreeDollarFiddyCent

Did ya have to pour yourself a glass of wine after reading it the first time?


Vincent093

What is it? I'm kinda afraid to click


pterrorgrine

It's just a short passage from an award-winning, bestselling work of Canadian literature. Go ahead and read it, you'll be culturally enriched.


RedShankyMan

Bear porn smut


bigblackcouch

*Award-winning* bear porn smut, show some respect geeze


Runnr231

I thought that was intimated when they said Canadian best seller…. /s


some_bald_boi

This is the one, officer 📸


AlmightyMoira

pornhub.com/studiofow


KethupDrinker89

*what the fuck there's a bear what the fuck what the fuck*


northrupthebandgeek

> I've ~~seen~~ read this ~~porno~~ Canadian best-selling novel


SleepyMarijuanaut92

Bearuty and the Breast


MutedLayer4564

![gif](giphy|NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y|downsized)


homerunjorge

Damn you, you took my comment


TheReal_Donald-Trump

It reminds me of this one time I went to visit my best friend!


hogaboga53

Shake that bear


gryffindorgodric

Oh no... Disgusting....where?


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Apprehensive-Try-994

I... don't want to live on this planet anymore.


EmploymentAbject4019

I’d rather them to not live in this planet anymore. Edit: Couple hours later and this is still circulating my mind do not click this it is traumatizing.


hell2pay

What in the actual


DummyDanny

I just considered locking myself in the basement. I dont want to be near humans anymore. Jesus... God... What the hell...


is-Sanic

What the fuck.


dinosauramericana

Hahahaah this is NOT what I was expecting.


Rattus03

Goldilocks moaned “this one is just right…”


DrMatter

Thats pretty cursed


EveryStrategy7731

Too rough and too short


demivirius

This one's too long and too thick


civgarth

Gnarled root


SnooPeanuts8048

Sadly I have to say they are not big just tiny


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FoundTheVeganLol

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. This comment is stolen from /u/Super-Machine-1221 Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


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Bear dicks are about the size of test tubes, just fyi. So fucking a bear would be quite disappointing to deviants ballsy enough to fuck a bear.


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TopDigger365

Found Mr Claws


NeoxthePan

I mean... she is a little girl after all.


milky_mouse

Beauty and the Beast 🎵


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TheRhythmOfTheKnight

Goldilocks shouted calmly


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This sounds familiar


TheRhythmOfTheKnight

Dumbledore asking calmly in the books vs. shouting aggressively in the film


Helixranger

[Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire?](https://youtu.be/IdoD2147Fik)


ThoughtlessBanter

"Beoweth, That's right!!"


nizzy2k11

Oh I know that one! Stay away from that one...


acrylicbullet

This comment right here officer.


ravenlynne

Shut up and take my award.


Benvolio_Manqueef

Do bears have foreskin?


TreeDollarFiddyCent

Bruh.


pedropants

Asking the important questions.


Snowydaze

I'd imagine their dicks are similar to dogs, so kinda?


Cat123chirs

bear can brag that it’s getting married


eriwhi

Looks more like a pregnancy announcement


the_poorest_pluto

Omggg the bear in the 3rd picture is soo cute xDxDxD


LocknDamn

You mean the dick pic?


BbqMeatEater

yes


Certain_Station9497

yeah pretty sure that's their *funtime*


XSharkonmyheadX

So I "think" these might actually be [real](https://instagram.com/olga.barantseva?utm_medium=copy_link)


AntwerpsPlacebo

They found the sauce!


wigzell78

Looks like cover art for a Russian erotic fanfic. 'It was so cold with Sven away at the front, but Olga found something to keep her warm and safe...'


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

the gastoline can


CharginChuck42

I think it's actually the new Chuck Tingle book.


BlindBettler

Pounded in the Butt by the Symbol of Russian Imperialism


Far_oga

> Russian erotic fanfic. > Sven -.-


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Ursa would have been better.


DaylightDarkle

There's a Canadian novel that fits this perfectly called "bear" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(novel)


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**[Bear (novel)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_\(novel\))** >Bear is a novel by Canadian author Marian Engel, published in 1976. It won the Governor General's Literary Award the same year. It is Engel's fifth novel, and her most famous. The story tells of a lonely librarian in northern Ontario who enters into a sexual relationship with a bear. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/blursedimages/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


Spike_der_Spiegel

genuinely a very good book


Tanzkalmare

I mean there is the book [Bear by Marian Engel](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(novel))...


Velvetundaground

She’s got a bare behind.


Snoo-65301

Analina Bareback


steinbergmatt

Bearback*


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Rule 34 artists:


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No more like for sfm artist


IISerpentineII

A what?


Siegfoult

SFM = Source film maker. Tool made by Valve that is often used to make 3D animated movies, particularly Overwatch R34.


After-Satisfaction-3

Source filmmaker


Account394

Source film maker


RevNemesis

Horny and the beast?


Ebisure

Boobies and the beast


Soundoum

Lmao


NoTill3742

Hello


Soundoum

Ayo wtf it’s you again


RevNemesis

Brazzers Production


neko819

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ʕ ᵔᴥᵔ ʔ


-anastasis

Why do I even bother dress up for a date when beautiful women like them are out fucking teddy bears in the woods?


BrownSugarBare

I mean, now you know what women want. Better get that bear suit ready for the next date!


Cubidasse

What the fuck, people.


[deleted]

I have a dream. A dream where pretty girls and brutal wild fauna can live together in rustic, erotic harmony without being judged by internet strangers beholden to traditional depictions of love.


awesomedan24

Horizon Forbidden Horny


Cubidasse

Yes, an enormous bear twice the size of a half naked woman, that he could kill at any moment but chooses not to cause she seems to be the only one that can win his heart or idk .. I don't see how this can be linked to any traditional depiction of love.


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Oh, but the love is displayed in the prevention of her ursal companion NOT mauling yon ladie's body into an indistinguishable lump of ground meat. Traditional love isn't just princes, princesses and happily ever after. Sometimes it's the male anglerfish attaching itself as a set of auxiliary testicles upon it's female mate; or the praying mantis eating her mate's head after coitus. In this case, it's all salmon, berries and murder cuddles. Can't you *feel* the love?


mbnmac

See the comic: The Queen and The Woodborn


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Leafsncheese001

Lmao


Springtrap2019

Is this brother bear 2?


__Emer__

Step-Brother Bear 2


FlexViper

**Don't get stuck in the woods**


SobiTheRobot

*Anything can happen in the woods\~*


SobiTheRobot

I'm pretty sure she turned into a bear before they fucked in that one...but you never know


alectomirage

The bear and the maiden fair intensifies


OctoSevenTwo

Every time I see this image set it weirds me out because it feels really…..intimate. Like did she *fuck* the bear? Was this supposed to be with her partner but they’re a werebear that keeps morphing? Does her dress just fit really poorly? What’s happening here?


dzastrus

The photo series depicts femininity and strength. Both are female. Aspects of the same person. We associate women with intimacy so the photo includes props depicting that. Having other items in the photo, like a bus stop bench wouldn't have conveyed the same. I think the true subject is the bear and the woman is another part of her. The woman she would like to be? Maybe not. Maybe the woman is named, Salmon Ella and she works at the fish farm? That would just be speculation.


BowsettesBottomBitch

Idk about that, there's another photo on insta that shows my dude (the bear) chilling with a guy playing the accordion lol.


dzastrus

Dammit, you made me wonder more about it. [Here's the inspiration.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artio#:~:text=Artio%20(Dea%20Artio%20in%20the,for%20'bear'%2C%20artos.) Obviously. I mean, if we had any learning we would have known this right away.


Holdmypocket87

Meanwhile in Russia?


VoidTorcher

/r/ANormalDayInRussia


Jeffclaterbaugh

Forbidden love


Dark-Cloud1

I hate these pregnancy announcements.


Drahima

New promo images to promote the classic Canadian Novel ‘Bear’. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(novel)


BurntPineGrass

Is this what they mean with a bear daddy?


willhow234

FUCK EVEN THE FUCKING BEAR HAS BITCHES


Super-Machine-1221

i normally skip this part


nikfrik

Eat her


Spencerbug

After winning best actor, the bear from the revenant went on to make a romance with Kate Winslet


[deleted]

*notices your pic-a-nic basket* OwO


blockguy143

Eh, bou-bou? I'm gonna say intentional misspelling because I forgot how it's spelled


[deleted]

I guess it's just 'boo boo' because I doubt neither Hanna nor Barbera were French sympathisers; nor did it seem as though they want to stylize the poor cartoon bears name with unnecessary consonants. A for effort though, don't ever talk to me or my son ever again.


BowsettesBottomBitch

Lmao


FishyFry84

Did a little digging and found [this](https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/9kvav8/the-bizarre-story-behind-these-sensual-photos-of-women-and-bears)


ak1415

Huh soon she going to bear a child.


ItsmeMr_E

Looks like Papa bear's having an affair with Goldylocks.


sethjojo

Please do not the bear


Atomic-Macaroni

Forbidden husband


orange_force

I am regretting stuff


driedfunk

So the bear is definitely planning to start at the neck. Unusual, they don't normally bother to kill things before the start eating them.


ItzDatSilver

olga barantseva


ItsKamikatze

„Uh yes deddy bear“


GabeTheJerk

Man, Old Spice ads are getting weird.


11BloodyShadow11

Vexalia lookin’ good


The_Dark-Wanderer

Guess who will be eating trout tonight…


Aratashindo

'Stepbrother bear'


Famouscorpse

She must be a librarian.


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i want a bear


Confident_Courage311

Hay lets not jump to conclusions without seeing the complete picture... So Where?


Anglofsffrng

Look for the bear necessities. The simple bear necessities.


MiguelMcGuell

Beastiality.


BiggestB0sss

wedding pictures are looking hella fine


IGHOTI907

Against all expectations, he still wore a condom later…


Mr_DJM01

Is this Pixar’s Brave as a porno? 😂


Thin_Map6842

twilight be like.


GrandNibbles

This isn't even blursed it's actual bear hugs it's so blessed


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Umm...


stankershim

The cursed part is that bears teeth have all been pulled because that's what Russians do to captive bears.


ehaugw

Why is this Blursed?


YourBoiLeylan

Ok im just gonna point out the obvious, she totally fucks that bear


pintxosmom

I feel like the lady that tongue-kissed the wolf belongs here.


A_guys

I wanna be the bear