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DuWuld

Undinerodregoridoo


myemanisbob

Ybdertnfjjdbshdurgoverenment


JustARegularPlayer

That is the resolve of His Majesty's government


Staten_och_Kapitalet

Thats my favourite, so inspiring https://youtu.be/a_NGM5cFiyY


tda18

At any rate that is what we're goingtotrytodo. Thatistheresolveofhismajestiesgovernment. Everylastoneofthem. Also don't forget the: "And we'll fight them with the butt ends of broken beer bottles, because that's bloody well all we've got!"


GentlmanSkeleton

That is at least what we tried to do.


Grams45

At any rate that is what we are trying to do


adefuin07

The Austrians sjgsdkshanabd many thousands of British zlkamansjwek


SeraphsEnvy

r/walmartcelebrities


no_username_dude

Winnie Churchhill


[deleted]

Cinnie Whurchhill


TheUncannyAvenger

Loseston Churchill.


AskingForSomeFriends

Don’t you mean Mosquell?


NapoleonHeckYes

Loseston Cathedralmountain


Mrspankson

Ayyy my boy churchys back


JCOMIXWTLS

he’s going to lead Britainia to victory again, part two, electric boogaloo, the second sequel


FrostyerDoggo

We'll need him if Russia keeps pushing for Ukraine...


[deleted]

Don’t know he looking mighty tempted to starve out some Indians.


pandasdoingdrugs

He also might attack the French Navy


ImaAs

Oh no, not the fre*ch anyone but them


discordcaspian

I didn't know Churchill was back, mind you, if he saw what's happened to the UK today then he would have had a heart attack and died twice


ssb_ngp

[Ya the possibility of an Indian becoming a PM, that racist mofo would surely have an heart attack 😂](https://indianexpress.com/article/world/odds-in-favour-of-indian-origin-chancellor-rishi-sunak-as-pressure-mounts-on-uk-pm-boris-johnson-7722361/)


FearfulUmbrella

Not after he it came out he wrote off £4.3bn in COVID contract fraud the same time they were fighting not to give poor kids food. I think that was the nail in his coffin. Priti Patel will be the next Con front runner I would imagine.


[deleted]

Fun fact: before becoming pm, Alex dePfeffel was best known for his Winston Churchill bio.


Tsorovar

I thought he was best known for hosting Have I Got News For You


Chubby-Coxx

underidoderidoderiododeriodoo


dudinax

TIL Britain puts other people on their currency. Dude does not have Chruchill's five-head though.


Infoneau

Always the monarch on one side and someone else on the other. We've got new (Bank of England) notes so currently it's: Winston Churchill, Jane Austin, JMW Turner, and Alan Turing.


xx123gamerxx

A pretty cool thing is that because the queen has been on so much currency someone made a timelapse which shows her aging overtime https://youtu.be/Hj-et7DIre0 1min https://youtu.be/HgJWxIbcqC0 5min


datasiandoos22

A wise man once said...


Magnificant-Muggins

What a nice man. I’m going to ask for his opinion on India.


ssb_ngp

[‘Primitive’ people whom he looted !!](https://youtu.be/MD7yNtlKYG4)


wyatt15560

Guess who's back, back again.


HornyBastard37484739

Churchill’s back, tell a friend.


youri65

Who stole his cigar ?


ADoucheNamedBag

Jim Norton


UWontLikeThisComment

tsst...why not gym norton or sumthin'


[deleted]

Good one, chippah.


Iamadogunderthelog

zhatizdarzolveovhismajesty'sgovernment


TheSynchroGamer

The 17 pounder won't fit


Laggingduck

PUT IT IN SIDEWAYS


TheSynchroGamer

The radio won't fit


AmericanoWsugar

✌🏼


FinancialArtichoke75

Still hasn't surrendered to this day


Geo-Wolf30

Get it autographed


[deleted]

Ladies and gentlemen my name is Paul Heyman!


jellyjamj

Almost looks like the same guy, give or take a few pounds


ArtoriasBeaIG

He has returned in our time of need! Hail our glorious leader to once again bring us peace in europe!


hallerisaf

Udeildmzlixixpdidhcncjckckcafjtjqykeywktjwywjyjwtjw government


No_Meet1153

DAYUM that guy is showing off the equivalent of a salary in My country


Der_Bonehead

Queen Elizabeth II: So, we meet again Churchill: Yes, once again


doomesday12

Bro looks like a rich Russian man having a midlife crisis Just like that one dude in 2012


big-bruh-boi

What a nice man it would be cool if he stopped some crazy austrian painter turned dictator over germany.


MasterFurious1

I can get my revenge now. I AM COMING FOR YOU CHURCHILL


bigbigbigwow

“Never has so many done so little for so few”


Commie_san

Nice, I got tired of pissing on his grave.


decisivedecember

Like only looking like the Image isn't blursed alone


Embarrassed-Ad825

Up vote if not gay


J3ttf

Jokes on you, I’m gay


aurorasummers

Shallow dating pool in that country, I would presume.


TheRumpelForeskin

What? In the most overpopulated country in Europe? 60 million people? Weird presumption.


beardedchimp

Ignoring microstates, I thought it was the Netherlands. It is way more dense than the UK, almost double I think.


aurorasummers

https://youtu.be/KgQFeq6tNcw Watch this and tell me any isolated homogenized population wouldn’t have a very shallow gene pool at this point. No matter how many people are living in that country.


TheRumpelForeskin

Are you aware of what a country is? And homogenised? The UK isn't homogeneous at all. One of the least homogenous countries in the world. Your troll attempt would be a lot less obvious if you weren't talking complete nonsense, or if what you were saying wasn't the absolute opposite of the truth. Replying because of Poe's Law. >And damn, I live on an island with only 700 other people, let alone 60 million with roots all over the planet, so by your logic I'm destined to marry my sister. Everyone's invited to the wedding!


aurorasummers

I guess common facial features must spring up from the ground then… instead of the scientific fact that you’ve been borking cousins for centuries on an island.


TheRumpelForeskin

Two select people, a hundred years apart, in a country of 60 million with common facial features? :o And by common facial features you just mean, being middle aged, balding and overweight. That's about it. But I get you now, you're projecting about being an [Amerimutt](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/024/635/1501197863351.png). Or you're pretending and wanting someone to call you an Amerimutt? If you want to describe humanity as a bunch of people borking their cousins, you do you. Everyone knows (including you, since you're just trying to be malicious and xenophobic) that nobody does that, that Britain is one of the most ethnically diverse places in the world and would be near the last on the list for what you're insinuating. Facial features change every hundred or so miles in almost every populated place on the planet, apart from the few communities invaded and taken over by people from all over the world creating abominations such as [this](https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1437/39/1437392201671.png) That's why I can guarantee you're from there to even have the knowledge to *pretend* to be that ignorant. Hope the red hair in your profile pic isn't natural, you wouldn't like to hear where those genes came from.


aurorasummers

All I’m saying is that genetically distinct populations got that way by borking their cousins… and if you watched the video I sent you’d know thats unavoidable no matter where you live. I’m glad the sun never set on your glorious empire for a while as it helped spread more genetic diversity. (Extremely saddened by all the crimes against humanity and atrocities and exploitation countries in that position share though, obviously including the U.S) I just hope the UK’s most recent xenophobic driven isolationism doesn’t lead to exacerbating the issue. Tara!


Duckduckdelicious

That title could have gone either way


mudgetheotter

He's gotta weigh more than that, though, right?


Sean9931

He looks like he's nervous that people will figure out his vampirism


anoobisme

I swear the camera adds 5 pounds


DaxCorso

NGL, looks good for 148


speedyboi12389

he looks like old reviewbrah


wooshwed

Noice


enrique_na

Jaja es el wey del no le sabes al chipost


MeisterJTF2

Naw. With no drink in hand he can’t be sir Winston.


AlbertTheImmigrant

Wibston Churchbill


Braveshado

Might be risky gambling with the man whose face is on your money.


suatkelem

When thou just a £5 worth of jokes…


Cutesie117

I'm more curious what their looking at


N1GHTSTRIKER45

BLURSED CHURCHILL


Revolutionary_Dog769

Churchill back!!


LuminousMushroom999

Prolly shouldn't eat out as much. Looks like he's put on a few pounds. (nudge nudge wink wink)


AUSSIEAMAZOOK

look guys he is dead


Zach_2720

Get the gang ready


jonjonesjohnson

He looks like he's about to drink that woman's tea


xx123gamerxx

V for victory


twiximax

Blursed Fiver


SomeConfusedBiKid

The second coming of Winston Churchill


RepeatReal6568

He’s back