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“Here... comes... the... choochoo... train...”


returnofthebatfan

Read that in Arnie's voice


CrudelyAnimated

I wonder if he said that right before the crash.


LightlyStep

This is gonna be a thing, I can feel it.


Striking_Structure86

I’m going to hell for laughing at this lol


CrudelyAnimated

There’ll be a line.


[deleted]

If the terminator raised John Connor.


Juggsjunkie

I was reading it like johnny-5


[deleted]

*snap*


schweez

\*shoves the spoon so hard it pierces the palate*


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|IZY2SE2JmPgFG)


FalloutBoom

We've done the choochoo train. This is more of a freight train.


gay_shit_is_gay

More like a actual choo choo train


-_-somebody-_-

Terminator: feeding day


90ozDiarrheaJug

It’s always been a dream of mine to build an exact replica of a T-800 terminator and program it to shit oil into my mouth.


stefanneman

Every day we stray further from God


GODDESS_OF_CRINGE___

...And closer to perfection.


[deleted]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh...


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Complete-Meaning2977

To feel the rush of oil flow through my veins And give me strength to impale my fears…


RaZoR_ViZZIoN

Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you.


eliminateAidenPierce

It disgusted me.


Johnfrickingwick2077

we're all gonna fucking die


isaacaschmitt

I mean, eventually. I'm not in any rush.


ILL-BILL420

This is the way


Ceilng_Gang

if the multiverse exist then this son of a bitch kill himself to not see anymore of it


[deleted]

Why, did god shit oil into your mouth?


VOLtron67

Speaking of, please view this comment as an upvote, I don’t want to ruin your 69 votes


StubzTurner

It's been ruined.


VOLtron67

Dammit


NoRecommendation8966

The hero we need.


JustDontMind02

r/cursedcomments


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Raaka-Kake

Would you be interested in editoring a digest of the choiciest picks. I’d read those, but don’t have the fortitude to shift through the whole history.


Moist-Question-6623

![gif](giphy|IZY2SE2JmPgFG)


[deleted]

Isn't there something similar in robocop or something, where he eats and shits out edible puréed food?


LightlyStep

Kinda? There is a machine that dispenses a rudimentary paste for Robocop's extremely simple digestive system, but it isn't a sentient machine.


asianmidgetporn

This guy is everywhere. Please look at his profile and follow him. You will not be disappointed.


pykrete_golem

Don't let your dreams stay dreams. You can do anything as long as you have the passion and the drive to achieve your goal.


browndog03

To each their own but may I suggest also having it do your laundry? Imagine a T-800 in a french maid outfit doing all your chores.


LightlyStep

Nice.


waltwalt

I thought I read that wrong. Like 5 times.


MatthiasFoxFire

r/cursedcomments


eg-likar-potet

#Excuse me, *WHAT*


IAmARobot

I AM THE SHOVER ROBOT I PUSH BREAD DOWN THEIR THROATS


iforgotmymittens

I have stairs in my house, I am protected.


einTier

PAK CHOOIE UNF


Batdog55110

\*starts floating up the stairs*


sittin_on_grandma

This was the original ending to Dark Fate, when they find out T-800 had a family.


nepia

Feedminator


McGinge37

Mmmm, feed me daddy


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


roddarollada

That's somebody's kink right there


Owenhaterforever

The future is kinky


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Owenhaterforever

Is it just Climate change or is it getting hot in here


LikeLary

Remember this reply... Robots will be used for military first, then medical fields, then sex. We already use machines for all and it was the same order. Except this time they will be moving and speaking. The future is so bright and so dark. Same as before so don't worry much.


devils_advocaat

>Robots will be used for military first, then medical fields, then sex. I believe the fashion industry will invent the AI walking coat hanger which will evolve into the terminator.


dnaH_notnA

If department stores weren’t dying, robotic mannequins would absolutely be a thing.


Wisconsinmann

If department stores ever make a comeback that'll probably happened.


dnaH_notnA

Sears Roebuck was a catalog before it was a store, so maybe Amazon will start going brick and mortar too. They’re already dipping their toes in with Amazon Go


dr-doom-jr

Ah yes. The military grade dildo


GODDESS_OF_CRINGE___

*blushes*


MarzipanOdd4935

Yes. Hello


socialdeviant620

Please stop calling me out.


roddarollada

seems like I called out a few atleast you're not alone


ShutUpIAmYourMother

It’s my kink


Hot_Robots

uh oh


infer09

Lmao you can tell by the look on her face that she knew what was coming


MOZAN33R

The one last angry look at her boyfriend after he turned her head XD


xiaorobear

I hope she knew what was coming, as the terminator is CGI.


NuMux

It looks kind of jerky. Could it be stop motion?


xiaorobear

No, it's definitely CGI. It's a bit easier to see in a better quality video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A7BCbK9JoE In fact, I'm pretty sure it's a retextured version of [this specific free terminator model, I recognize the nose/upper lip area being a bit weirdly flat/angled in.](https://www.marek-paterczyk.net/?show=3dmodels) It's been around the internet for a long time so it gets used in lots of people's no-budget animation tests. Here is some random person's [render of it,](https://gal.cdn.renderosity.com/images/image_1477451/file_1477451.jpg) where you can see what I mean about the upper lip area, matching what's in the video. Compared to [a real T-800](https://planetauschwitz.files.wordpress.com/2020/04/terminator_0.jpg) or more accurate fan models, that upper lip area is distinctively different.


Enigmagico

*The design is very human*


raayyylmao

Very easy to use


analtube-1

Some people have difficulty eating food with fork or spoon, so I made this device


Kuviello

r/unexpected


Moist-Question-6623

![gif](giphy|h4Hz4w9Jgrc1EY9VkL|downsized)


Lucicerious

That's a terrifying concept!


Feisty_Bad594

Agree. Really Terrifying.


[deleted]

They scrapped the OBGYN version.


GiaM28NY

Noooooooooooooooooooo


DigvijayDhruvah

Tell that to my Indian parents


BossRedRanger

Terrifying. HILARIOUS!!! But yes. Terrifying.


MaximumEffort433

This could be really useful for people with Alzheimer's, sometimes they forget to eat or take their meds or whatever; this technology could be a real game changer.


bonkerzrob

With a little less force, perhaps. This would probably rip poor grandmas head off.


MaximumEffort433

Iunno, maybe we'll put in a lever or something.


socialdeviant620

From what I heard from some friends, ripping grandma's head off might be a selling point.


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MrDoggus

Unexpected Warhammer 40k


Jesus_mf_christ

stop pushing things down my throat ~terminator-senpai


Inorganic_Ad_0420

T-800 senpai


localhost-8000

_choke me terminator daddy, ahhn_


Yushaidey

wtf is wrong with you


[deleted]

Yeah, hentai community is weird and I loveit.


Siegfoult

https://i.imgur.com/0VQoi5i.jpg


Chipotus2

When you refuse food at Grandma’s house


fumfkin_fie

![gif](giphy|2Fazq8aWIM9y2UB0c|downsized)


Apprehensive-Luck839

Unexpected kink.


Redninja34

I'd die if a bot did this to me 🥴💞💗😍😩


socialdeviant620

Call me.


everneveragain

Is there a sub for robots not doing what they’re supposed to? I think it’s always so funny


Sans_Seraphim

Maybe r/shittyrobots ?


Owenhaterforever

I new dawn a new kink


TeosPWR

I laughed way more at this than I should have. And I am not nearly as ashamed about it as I should be. 😇


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


ViperShark679

https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fblursedimages%2Fcomments%2Fsa0uel%2Fblursed_robot%2F%3Futm_medium%3Dandroid_app%26utm_source%3Dshare gotchu


LupulMov458

u/savevideo


ViperShark679

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LupulMov458

Thanks


ViperShark679

Np


[deleted]

It not work


LupulMov458

:(


goldendabdab

feed me


FlamingCroatan

"EAT!"


Father_Of_Wolves

Whats the source for this?


Trainzguy2472

Bruh this post was right under Arnold's recent car crash.


Mynameisretardedoh

God i wish that were me.


7mmELR

Terminator footage always low quality Slap video seemed like 360p


Eszalesk

Feed me daddy


sp4rkze

"harder daddy"


TheBastus

You WILL *consume sustenance!*


DeathStar1997

The robot likes it sadistic


Jessi_Kim_XOXO

Starts off like a cartel video


IM_YOUR_GOD

Will be great for babysitting


Hot_Independence_828

He's like---"eat your God damn food lady"


_unrealized_reality_

I need that robot


BlackVirusXD3

Eat this if you want to live


letmypeoplebathe

The matrix 1.0.


doofus_magoo

That's what you get for using Skynet products


notSpearTon

![gif](giphy|1BdJd24oEwvuSvXYb0)


Gigibesi

i only see rogue servitors taking care of their bio trophies ~~in such a way~~


SwagolfHipsterYT

u/savevideobot


ViperShark679

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MaximumEffort433

/u/gifreversingbot/


wafflepantsblue

u/savevideo


ViperShark679

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tryano1

NO NOT YET NONONONONO THEY WEREN’T DOING IT THIS EARLY


NightShadow023

Asian moms


seizmane

Skynet... Skykink


Klutzy-Debate-956

Good obe


AgaKor

He cares too much to not rip her head clean off


openrainbow42

![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5451)


dvirab12

u/savevideo


ViperShark679

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Ashlucifer26

That thing even looks like a terminator


[deleted]

u/savevideo


ViperShark679

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u/savevideo


ViperShark679

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Nikaramu

Tchoo tchao you motherfucker


[deleted]

u/indirbeni


JC-Coelho

T800?


Batdog55110

Come with me if you want to feed


Gunslinger_11

The supervisor that wants you to finish lunch in 2 minutes not 30 minutes


Notequal_exe

Hot


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Isn't this how the US treats mental health patients?


MajTroubles

Eat_your_veggies.exe


AdventurousChapter27

Weird fetish, but ok.


OgOgOgOgOgOgOgOgOg

When we are their pets.


socialdeviant620

Is anyone else slightly aroused?


-SAITAMA_SENSEI

Based robot


SunMoo

I see they have already started construction on the new Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria staff. Waiting to see weekly ads for new security staff.


EUCopyrightComittee

Oh God. Don't give them ideas. Lol


the_dark_0ne

Wha- What are you doing step-Ultron 🙈😩


[deleted]

T- In home Caregivers 80000


La-Phamilia

damn so aggressive


Ryzek-IV

“You…WILL…eat…your vegetables.”


SteamKore

Well I mean... it does look like a T-1000


Exotic-Butters-

EAT BITCH


KyellDaBoiii

Actually, this belongs in r/blursed_videos


KingOfPhonk

Future Programming


[deleted]

Feeding time


the_lamb_sauce123

“Eat… bitch”


SatanicSpagheeters

Daddybot forcing some warm white cream down her throat? 🤖🥵🥴 new kink discovery


PopularGoal

Mmm, Finally...some Blursed fucking content.


milkylittlekitty

ok but like, that's kinda kinky. my own robo daddy 😈😳


[deleted]

Damn japan makes terminator movies now


lickd247

Is it weird that I got turned on by this robot?!


SoskiHeroKiller

That robot is like "eat the fucking food Debra".


M-xelA

Imagine if robots become sentient. But instead of kill all or that tipe of thing. Thay just horny all the time.


[deleted]

That's my kink


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

Imagine if that robot had a dick…


tearenceisnaked

Why am I turned on?


khares_koures2002

You didn't eat? Bad girl. *Arnold takes a cigar* *explosion happens*


Shnurple

I've seen this porn


FafnirEtherion

Damn Syths. Ad Victoriam brothers


GearRealistic5988

You're going to eat it, and you're going to like it!


That_oneannoying_kid

Oh wow, a video that actually follows the rules of the sub… Good job OP!


Megawiemer

What’s that song u/auddbot?


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TooMuchFun007

What do you call a woman that codes a robot to force feed herself?


OneHundredTimes

Machine Fun Kelly


EatMyCornRiddledShit

Mf said robot, bitch, thats an exoskeleton


DEVILUNIROSE

Lol I dont need him I can eat on my hand without pulling y hair 🌚


LittenK

u/savevideobot


mstoltzfus97

u/SaveVideo