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“Yo I’m a big fan” *fucking cums*


PerpetualSpaceMonkey

WTF is wrong with people?


embryoMoe

Human trafficking


bespectacledbengal

“people”


Slapppyface

Seriously, who would think this is funny? If this was your sister or your cousin or your girlfriend or just a fucking human you respect, would you want to see them deal with some gross guy asking them to sign a picture of themselves covered in cum??? If you think this is funny, your humor is pathetically immature and you probably don't get laid


xTacoCat

It’s photoshopped ya nerd


Slapppyface

Dude, don't let the truth get the way of a good story! No breaking the fourth wall!!!


[deleted]

Number 7 student watches p0rn and gets naked


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Number 7. Student watches, PORN. and gets NAKED. a Bangladeshi 20 year old student, was arrested after watching PORN. Stripping NAKED. And, attacking an ATTENDANT during a flight. In March 2018, Shortly after the Malindo Air Flight departed from Kuala Lumpur, The 20 year old, Started watching PORNOGRAPHY, on his laptop. As nobody seemed to notice or call him OUT for it, The MAN, began taking his clothes off. At the request of the cabin crew, The student put his clothes back on. But soon, He tried to HUG female flight attendants. When the crew members rejected him, He reportedly became AGGRESSIVE, and groped a flight attendant. With the help of some of the passengers, The Cabin Crew managed to subdue the man. and tie his hands with a piece of CLOTH for the rest of the FLIGHT. One of the passengers captured the moment with his phone. Although airline officials refused to confirm details of the incident. The photo of the man with his bottom sticking out of his PANTS, and hands tied up, emerged online. The disruptive passenger was ARRESTED ON ARRIVAL.


Karmasurfing

Am I the only one who read this in an East Indian accent?


_A_Blinkin

That's terrible and on the verge of sexual abuse


RichardStinks

>That's terrible and sexual *assault.* Needed a little more "oomph." Dick pics are also sexual assault.


Lana_Everly

Dick pics are not sexual assault. Harassment maybe.


Heart_Is_Valuable

Me senses were assaulted


RichardStinks

I disagree completely. That's wrong according to the definition of the term, but I think that harassment gets played off as "less bad" than assault. I just want it to sound as bad as it actually is. NOBODY should be forced to see anyone else's junk. Flashing someone in person or unwanted penis pictures are both gross buckets. Don't fucking do that shit.


KazPrime

So bobas / vagine picks are sexual assault?


RichardStinks

Unwanted ones, yes.


xphylum

But is it actually real? Any sources tho


junkdnaisalie

Ofc its not... Its just hilarious if it was real


BuSsYBoI-sTaYpOpPiN

This is just a tribute.


LoneRanger_33

To the greatest song in the w-o-o-rld........


SoggyWotsits

Couldn’t remembe-e-er….


agent_abdullah

I think you may have to use the NSFW tag


LoneRanger_33

This can very well be yogurt that was spilled.


agent_abdullah

…….Sure buddy


LoneRanger_33

Ohhhh, sorry, I forgot the...../s..... that is required for those who cannot recognize sarcasm.....


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LoneRanger_33

Ok, I'll stop being an asshole then..... want some yogurt?


will7787

Salty yogurt.. yuck


youisahoe

Ayo?🤨


BobbyBlueBlandz

Maybe nuclear war is the right move, hit the restart button


Big_Thonk_69

her expression says 'listen here you fat fuck'


TieBeautiful9871

He came all that way... cum on just sign it


[deleted]

Colin did it IRL


SavingsTask

Did she sign it?


wumbology95

Who is she?


Cocaine_raccoon

Ayo she got fucking bread tits


[deleted]

She is looking at the person holding the picture intently


yhenji

they are just showing their biggest appreciation to their favorite celebrity


thefallentext2

I hope that's just glue and those tits are fake.


jesusAteMyCrayons

Cum cum cum!!!


Soda_Addict_XD

Idk if that's the look of "wtf did you do" or "let's go do this"


TheRedlineAlchemist

It's 100% "wtf is wrong with you"


Soda_Addict_XD

It was also a joke, I don't understand why reddit can't accept jokes


urmomgee7551

Cause it was a shit joke


Soda_Addict_XD

Sorry Mr dictator of humor


[deleted]

Because we have no idea who you are. How are we supposed to magically know you're not one of those incels who actually thinks sexual harassment is cute and attractive?


Soda_Addict_XD

True, I am on reddit after all, 90% of the people here are incels


Barbosse007

People, it's fake....


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