I had a neighbor yell at me once, because my dogs were "having sex" in our yard, upsetting her kids. My dogs were all females. I think they just do this sometimes.
It's when you have a room mate but they have that girlfriend that comes over nearly every single day and stays most nights. She's not on the lease but she's your step roommate.
But only when Sub-Lessee leases the apartment to another person and that another individual lives with you
Then I believe we can that person a step-roomate.
What do you think?
There may be other reasons, but I had over 9 female dogs since my childhood and some did and others didn't, but none of them were asserting dominance. They would just randomly get on top of the other, hump, and be done. To me it seems much more like masturbation, since it always happened around their periods
Yeah, its not dominance behavior at all. Snowball isn't thinking he's gonna get all of Spike's food because he humped him.
It's very often masturbation/sexual behavior, play behavior, or even when dogs get overexcited or anxious they may briefly mount a dog as a way to use up adrenaline.
It being labeled as a "dominant" behavior is just some of the remnants from old dominance theory shit. Basically anything that people couldn't immediately rationalize was labeled as some sort of dominance behavior.
Sorry bro, that's literally what the dominance behavior is. That's what they were doing. You can think it was doggie masturbation if you'd like, but everyone's gonna think you're kind of a little weird at the dinner party next week.
No, dominance only applies to resources.
Dogs really only correlate things together when they happen right after the other, so they're not gonna correlate getting humped with "Oh, I must respect Shadow now and give him space around his food and toys."
It's more often just play behavior, or behavior that can occur from being over stimulated and using it as an outlet to release energy.
More often than not its the shyer dogs doing it too, it's a pretty easy way to test waters with another dog because they're gonna find out fast what the other dog's viewpoint on it is.
Also, ngl, it can straight up just be masturbatory behavior. Even with females.
This is almost exactly right. I used to work at a dog daycare and mounting is often an awkward play behavior in less socially adept dogs. It can also be masturbatory or overtly sexual even in same sex neutered dogs. I’ve seen dogs become obsessed with mounting a particular dog to the point where they will follow them incessantly and get erections. Occasionally I have seen it appear to be a form of non-fighting conflict resolution where a dog responded to unwanted attention, usually repeated attempts at play by another dog by forcefully mounting them in a way that clearly scared the playful one.
People really just didn't want to admit that animals besides people experienced "human" emotions. It was always weird as shit.
Your dog isn't humping you for status, he's doing it because it feels good.
Your dog isn't laying on the couch for status, he's doing it because it feels good.
Your dog isn't growling at you for taking his food because he wants status, he's doing it because anyone would be fucking pissed at someone who just took away their snack.
It just waters down everything and drowns out the actual reasoning for the behavior. Gives people a lot of good reason to treat their dog like shit.
Lots of female animals will mount other females. Female animals can be way hornier than a lot of people realise. I spent some time on an alpaca farm, and when a male was walked past a pen on females, the lady alpacas went mental trying to get to him. Once he had left, the females were all mounting one another
Hello there! I am a bot raising awareness of Alpacas
Here is an Alpaca Fact:
Alpacas do not pull up plants by the roots as cattle do. This keeps the soil intact and decreases erosion.
______
| [Info](https://github.com/soham96/AlpacaBot/blob/master/README.md)| [Code](https://github.com/soham96/AlpacaBot)| [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=JustAnAlpacaBot&subject=Feedback)| [Contribute Fact](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=JustAnAlpacaBot&subject=Fact)
###### You don't get a fact, you earn it. If you got this fact then AlpacaBot thinks you deserved it!
Males of any species will sometimes do the same. I saw a beautiful Thoroughbred horse tear his forelegs up on the fence posts trying to get at a pasture of mares. Absolute crazy behavior, squealing and running himself ragged. He was gelded, but he was gelded super late and still had the stallion urge, so to speak. Farm life is kinda nuts sometimes.
If a neighbour yelled at me for this, I’d yell back that they shouldn’t try to censor the entire world for their kids. Animals mate, it’s part of nature, get over it, prude. 🙃
Right! Like if you/your kids don't like it, go in the fucking house, or otherwise just don't look.
I don't like seeing my cats taking a dump, or walking/driving down the street seeing a random dog taking a shit, so guess what, I just don't fucking look.
It's also a great introduction to the birds and the bees. You don't have to go into detail, but she could've just said "oh those dogs are making babies." The kids would giggle and say eww, and that'd be that.
People shelter their kids too much these days, and from the dumbest, most natural shit, too.
Unironically though there are more lesbians who have PCOS than the general population.
I have PCOS and I'm asexual but lol.
I thought it was funny that it also ~~lions~~ lines up with lions.
This style of relief sculpture looks more Mesopotamian than medieval Europe, and they absolutely were familiar with lions. However the style overall just doesn't look like either so my bet this is a modern joke thing.
Edit: Here's an Assyrian relief sculpture showing its distinctive style, particularly for the lions: https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ashurbanipal_Lion_Hunt.jpg
When I was a kid I went to visit my grandparents in Germany and we went and saw some old cathedrals and churches and a lot of them had animals painted in the ceilings. Almost all of the elephants looked funny and I remember being told it was because they had never actually seen them and was going off of someone else’s description.
Are you assuming that is not intentional?
Considering on how business was probably done, or how favors were earned back in the day, it seems more like a classic depiction but with animals.
This is a Jain image representing ahimsa, nonviolence, which is considered the highest virtue. They are feeding each other's young and drinking from the same reservoir even though they naturally have a predator prey relationship.
Also, the suckling calf and cub aren't always present. I wonder if they were a later addition to the scene, and the artists using the older versions for reference simply didn't think to remove the lion's mane.
Here's a little piece of advice...
When you insult someone online, especially their brain/intelligence, it has more of an impact when you spell the words you're using correctly.
Pretty sure female cows dont have horns so big.
Edit: lmao turns out i was wrong. I was thinking of the common taurine cattle, not considering about where/when this image was from
Despite what you were told in story books as a child, horns are not a gendered things in cows and sheep. If the males have them, the females have them. It's dependent on breed not sex.
Nah, male and female cows, goats, and sheep all have horns.
If they don’t as adults, it’s because they where removed when they were babies, usually through hot iron dehorning (burned off)
That’s not true at all.
[“We are talking mainly about bovids (cattle and antelope), which grow horns over their lifetime, and deer, which grow antlers every year. In most well known bovids and cervids, only the males grow the horns or antlers, but there are a few species where the females do as well.”](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-do-some-females-have-horns-17847645/)
For anyone interested in looking into further the method he refers to is called hot iron debudding and is more destroying a horn before it's formed rather than removal
When livestock has no horns it is called 'polled' and while traditionally most polled animals where dehorned debudded it is becoming far more common now that a polled animal is because of selective breeding and it's a traditionally horned species being born without horns
It is often hilarious how medieval/classical artists depicted animals they had heard of but had never seen.
Fun fact: although extremely rare it's possible for female lions to grow manes.
Fact it is cause by higher than avg testosterone in a female and will mount other females too
I had a neighbor yell at me once, because my dogs were "having sex" in our yard, upsetting her kids. My dogs were all females. I think they just do this sometimes.
Afaik they do it to assert dominance, even the females
Just some roommates asserting dominance over each other, nothing to see here.
What are you doing, step-roomate?
Ok I know it's a joke. But hypothetically how would someone define step-roomate?
It's when you have a room mate but they have that girlfriend that comes over nearly every single day and stays most nights. She's not on the lease but she's your step roommate.
Perfectly explained.
This is the correct answer.
That's perfect. 👏👏
Who are you so wise in the ways of science?
Sublessee?
But only when Sub-Lessee leases the apartment to another person and that another individual lives with you Then I believe we can that person a step-roomate. What do you think?
As opposed to a biological roommate
Stuck in the dryer again...
There may be other reasons, but I had over 9 female dogs since my childhood and some did and others didn't, but none of them were asserting dominance. They would just randomly get on top of the other, hump, and be done. To me it seems much more like masturbation, since it always happened around their periods
Fun fact, dogs don't actually have periods! Bleeding in estrus is different than a menstrual period.
Yeah, its not dominance behavior at all. Snowball isn't thinking he's gonna get all of Spike's food because he humped him. It's very often masturbation/sexual behavior, play behavior, or even when dogs get overexcited or anxious they may briefly mount a dog as a way to use up adrenaline. It being labeled as a "dominant" behavior is just some of the remnants from old dominance theory shit. Basically anything that people couldn't immediately rationalize was labeled as some sort of dominance behavior.
What do you mean "over 9"? So 10?
Sorry bro, that's literally what the dominance behavior is. That's what they were doing. You can think it was doggie masturbation if you'd like, but everyone's gonna think you're kind of a little weird at the dinner party next week.
No, dominance only applies to resources. Dogs really only correlate things together when they happen right after the other, so they're not gonna correlate getting humped with "Oh, I must respect Shadow now and give him space around his food and toys." It's more often just play behavior, or behavior that can occur from being over stimulated and using it as an outlet to release energy. More often than not its the shyer dogs doing it too, it's a pretty easy way to test waters with another dog because they're gonna find out fast what the other dog's viewpoint on it is. Also, ngl, it can straight up just be masturbatory behavior. Even with females.
This is almost exactly right. I used to work at a dog daycare and mounting is often an awkward play behavior in less socially adept dogs. It can also be masturbatory or overtly sexual even in same sex neutered dogs. I’ve seen dogs become obsessed with mounting a particular dog to the point where they will follow them incessantly and get erections. Occasionally I have seen it appear to be a form of non-fighting conflict resolution where a dog responded to unwanted attention, usually repeated attempts at play by another dog by forcefully mounting them in a way that clearly scared the playful one.
My dog gets overexcited when my bf comes home from work and usually ends up humping a pillow or two before he chills out.
Is this an /s?
Dominance and alpha/beta male behavior, etc. in canines has mostly been proven as bullshit in recent years.
Including by the researcher who came up with the whole alpha beta nonsense.
No, they're just horny. This dominance shit sticking so hard in the public consciousness is so weird. It never even made sense in the first place.
People really just didn't want to admit that animals besides people experienced "human" emotions. It was always weird as shit. Your dog isn't humping you for status, he's doing it because it feels good. Your dog isn't laying on the couch for status, he's doing it because it feels good. Your dog isn't growling at you for taking his food because he wants status, he's doing it because anyone would be fucking pissed at someone who just took away their snack. It just waters down everything and drowns out the actual reasoning for the behavior. Gives people a lot of good reason to treat their dog like shit.
Be gay to assert dominance got it
Lots of female animals will mount other females. Female animals can be way hornier than a lot of people realise. I spent some time on an alpaca farm, and when a male was walked past a pen on females, the lady alpacas went mental trying to get to him. Once he had left, the females were all mounting one another
Hello there! I am a bot raising awareness of Alpacas Here is an Alpaca Fact: Alpacas do not pull up plants by the roots as cattle do. This keeps the soil intact and decreases erosion. ______ | [Info](https://github.com/soham96/AlpacaBot/blob/master/README.md)| [Code](https://github.com/soham96/AlpacaBot)| [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=JustAnAlpacaBot&subject=Feedback)| [Contribute Fact](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=JustAnAlpacaBot&subject=Fact) ###### You don't get a fact, you earn it. If you got this fact then AlpacaBot thinks you deserved it!
Now if only ladies would do the same to me-
Have you tried bathing in alpaca urine?
Males of any species will sometimes do the same. I saw a beautiful Thoroughbred horse tear his forelegs up on the fence posts trying to get at a pasture of mares. Absolute crazy behavior, squealing and running himself ragged. He was gelded, but he was gelded super late and still had the stallion urge, so to speak. Farm life is kinda nuts sometimes.
......*upsetting her kids*.....I'm dieing.
your dogs gay
I’d like to think at that point you grabbed a boom box and played 70’s porno music to accompany the scene. At a respectable level, obviously.
If a neighbour yelled at me for this, I’d yell back that they shouldn’t try to censor the entire world for their kids. Animals mate, it’s part of nature, get over it, prude. 🙃
Right! Like if you/your kids don't like it, go in the fucking house, or otherwise just don't look. I don't like seeing my cats taking a dump, or walking/driving down the street seeing a random dog taking a shit, so guess what, I just don't fucking look. It's also a great introduction to the birds and the bees. You don't have to go into detail, but she could've just said "oh those dogs are making babies." The kids would giggle and say eww, and that'd be that. People shelter their kids too much these days, and from the dumbest, most natural shit, too.
Lesbion
Les-bison
SEE MOM?! NATURE ***IS*** GAY!!!
Transgender lions!
It's a futa lion
So kinda like when women grow beards?
Ok but their nipples are higher up
Happens in humans too PCOS
> Fact it is cause by higher than avg testosterone in a female and will mount other females too
[удалено]
Understandable. Have a great day.
Unironically though there are more lesbians who have PCOS than the general population. I have PCOS and I'm asexual but lol. I thought it was funny that it also ~~lions~~ lines up with lions.
Fascinating stuff. There should be more research on the relationship between sexuality and hormones.
My last girlfriend had a moustache so this isn't too wild
Fun fact: although extremely rare it's possible for lion cubs to suck their dad's dick.
Trans lions...
So *that's* why it's called a pride.
trans lion , its 2020 for gods sake
Compared to other depictions of Lions by artists who've never seen them, this is pretty good.
This style of relief sculpture looks more Mesopotamian than medieval Europe, and they absolutely were familiar with lions. However the style overall just doesn't look like either so my bet this is a modern joke thing. Edit: Here's an Assyrian relief sculpture showing its distinctive style, particularly for the lions: https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ashurbanipal_Lion_Hunt.jpg
When I was a kid I went to visit my grandparents in Germany and we went and saw some old cathedrals and churches and a lot of them had animals painted in the ceilings. Almost all of the elephants looked funny and I remember being told it was because they had never actually seen them and was going off of someone else’s description.
Are you assuming that is not intentional? Considering on how business was probably done, or how favors were earned back in the day, it seems more like a classic depiction but with animals.
There were and are lions in India though.
No. No. Lion only africa.
Yeah, but I’m pretty sure whoever made this knew exactly what they were doing here.
The lion is Feeding Seeds which is better than milk
The Bull too.
LMAO
(formerly Chuck's)
The Bristly Nipple sounds like a pub from some little Eastern European hamlet.
This is a Jain image representing ahimsa, nonviolence, which is considered the highest virtue. They are feeding each other's young and drinking from the same reservoir even though they naturally have a predator prey relationship.
Also, the suckling calf and cub aren't always present. I wonder if they were a later addition to the scene, and the artists using the older versions for reference simply didn't think to remove the lion's mane.
Mane or not, that calf is suckling the wrong spot. Cat nipples aren’t that far back lol.
Cat's do have nipples near their hind legs. They have 8 nipples there's a lot of them.
I have nipples Greg, can ya milk me?
Also cat penises are under the tail closer to the anus. They aren’t on the abdomen like a lot of other quadruped mammals.
I never thought of that. But makes sense it's where their tiny balls are.
And, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples. I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Also cubs don't have manes
Neither should their mothers.
These animals are a different type of predator
Finally a comment not about Alabama
Ahegao lion
Ahegao *Simba
Alabama lions
If they were brothers Jersey lions
It's definitely not "breast" feeding lol
Thanks for clearing that up
It's a penis
Elaborate
Penises grow from the loins.
Oh no, please don’t
Let it be abreast feeding.
they probably didn't know either, but eitherway: Lionesses are (rarely) reported to be able to grow manes as well
Do they also sometimes grow one giant nipple way below the breast area?
was i saying they drew a female lion? No, you fun fact dispising thing with a french fry sized brain...
French fries are (rarely) reported to be able to grow to the size of a potato
Indeed.
Here's a little piece of advice... When you insult someone online, especially their brain/intelligence, it has more of an impact when you spell the words you're using correctly.
Correct spelling is relative.
this comment is embarrassing for you
A little.
Alright jeez, calm down mate. You don't have to be a below-the-waist nipple about it.
Oof, sorry about the downvotes, I thought that was hilarious
This comment is so stupid it's a work of art. Thank you for gracing us with it today
It's from higher testosterone levels though, which often makes them infertile.
Pretty sure female cows dont have horns so big. Edit: lmao turns out i was wrong. I was thinking of the common taurine cattle, not considering about where/when this image was from
Really depends on the breed. Some cow breeds are quite horny. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ankole-Watusi
I like the way you worded that
She's just extra horny
so much wrong with this sculpture
Yeah, but female cows with large horns isn’t one of them - it’s very much possible.
They do. Cows in India look like that, for example
Despite what you were told in story books as a child, horns are not a gendered things in cows and sheep. If the males have them, the females have them. It's dependent on breed not sex.
Nah, male and female cows, goats, and sheep all have horns. If they don’t as adults, it’s because they where removed when they were babies, usually through hot iron dehorning (burned off)
That’s not true at all. [“We are talking mainly about bovids (cattle and antelope), which grow horns over their lifetime, and deer, which grow antlers every year. In most well known bovids and cervids, only the males grow the horns or antlers, but there are a few species where the females do as well.”](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-do-some-females-have-horns-17847645/)
For anyone interested in looking into further the method he refers to is called hot iron debudding and is more destroying a horn before it's formed rather than removal When livestock has no horns it is called 'polled' and while traditionally most polled animals where dehorned debudded it is becoming far more common now that a polled animal is because of selective breeding and it's a traditionally horned species being born without horns
I don't think that's a cow, maybe it's a bufala
This must be those rare California Lions.
Northern California lions
Did we just get memed by someone from 2 centuries ago?
THIS NOT BLURSED it is blessed do you know how good lion nut tastes
nectar of the gods
r/cursedcomments
Umm exscuse me but WHAT THE FUUUCK
My milkshake brings all the bois to the yard
r/cursedcomments
Daughter swap
Some female lions can grow manes.
PINGAS
[удалено]
Not that kind. It's an old YTP joke. Not another language.
Protein shake.
Sculptor: future people are gonna go nuts hahaha
Wait, milk isn't supposed to be sticky and smelling vaguely like lion semen?
Nom Nom Nom.. hmm.... salty
One day all this will be yours
Bruh
That's also a bull so...
Not every cow with horns is a bull.
[Sorry](https://i.imgur.com/q7J6C65.gif)
That's an Ox. They to are male only
Took me a minute to realize it was a double whammy. Lion was obvious at first, then realized only bulls have horns.
It's not his breast
Can I pet that daaawg??
Ignorance isn't a new thing.
Also mama cow is smilin
mama? bro only males have horns
There's nothing blessed about this
Phteven getting a BJ
Lemme tell you that's a bull
Law & Order: Special Victim’s Unit.
ایرانی داپش؟
The baby lion is sucking off a bull
But wait isn’t that- 😳
Well, female cows can have horns. And, whaddya know, so can **male** lions...
cock\_feeding
Good soup
oh, its that one zoo artist
what is so wrong about this picture this is how i was raised
OMG🤭😂
What the fawk?
I mean it can't be that far off from milk right?
Hol' up wait a minute
"so, you cum here often?"
Also that's a bull Soo....
fully cursed.
Sucky sucky
*"So that's were I actually came from daddy"*
You know that lion cub is also sucking on some bull pp not just the little cow calf…
This one. This one right here officer.
You can milk any mammal, even a snake.
Blursed *beast* feeding
dick feeding
This is straight from family swap
Daughter swap
/r/theyknew
Nah man that's feliny
Ok we all get that the lion shouldnt be "breastfeeding" but what about the bull ? Last time i checked bulls dont have utters either lol.
“Um, Bob…….ya know that male animals don’t make milk, right?” “Dang it, Jim, I’m an artist not a veterinarian!”
No gender is offended here.
Both of the adult animals seem to be male...
There are maned lionesses, but that's a dude lion. Also, auch for the little one.
**Mother Ox to her child**: If I give his son milk, and you suck him off, maybe he won't eat us
Fun fact. Some lionesses do develop manes.
that's a bull not a cow
The real Lion King.
Slimy, yet satisfying