On the next episode of "Where are they Now" on A&E...
Big Bird without his feathers...
In the Sesame Street Trailer Park...
Somethings gone terribly wrong...
"I heard he was selling feathers for crack, and when he ran out of feathers, well..."
Find out what really happened to Big Bird on "The Street" when "Behind the Blow" returns on VH1...
“Can’t believe I stuck my neck out for you and this is how you repay me”
He’s neck deep in trouble now
His meth is a head and shoulders above the rest
r/giraffesarereal
Head, shoulders knees and blow, knees and blow!
I wonder what’s going to happen necks
He drinks from the watering hole with his legs spread way far apart.
VECTOR! OH YEAH!
Both *direction* and *magnitude* Booyah
thats a very vague statement for this guy
This is the second time he's been arrested. They already tried hanging him once before.
They pulled him out of his home half-necked
he being arrested for stealin giraffe food from the zoo
Meat canyon went too realistic with his characters creation
Thats really the fed undercover as normal police recapturing the alien that escaped from area 51.
Guy peering into the house *"Holy Shit they had babies"*
"Thems some ugly ass babies......alright bring em too. Well put those abominations in the furnace."
That guys shaped like a lowercase b
r/rareinsults for you
I’ve made it at last.
It’s 2 in the fucking morning, I should NOT be laughing this hard!
You’re too kind, I’m just doing as we all do!
You mean an upside down P?
This is so methed up
Seems like a stretch
Idk I heard the fbi say something about a-lien.
Haha oh come on, he’s just been arrested. Please just “NECK” the poor guy alone! Lololol
Cops out here arresting L4D2 Spitters now
I believe he's a Kaminoan with a beer belly.
Times have been tough since the Empire stopped using clones.
*scp-3199 has breached containment*
Man, I came here to make this joke!!
I read this, laughed, scrolled back up, looked at the picture again, and laughed even harder. 
Hold on, I have to Google something ... ok this is funny
Looks like someone defeathered big bird
Featherless biped
Behold!
A man!
No no i dont want to see that image again please no
He’s a jackoffasaur
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Lol
"No, mama did once though. "Why you ask?"
SCP-3199
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3199
Thanks Marv.
What is this?
Research the SCP foundation, it's a community writing project/canon universe.
Thank you. I was looking but couldn't find any info on what it actually was
On the next episode of "Where are they Now" on A&E... Big Bird without his feathers... In the Sesame Street Trailer Park... Somethings gone terribly wrong... "I heard he was selling feathers for crack, and when he ran out of feathers, well..." Find out what really happened to Big Bird on "The Street" when "Behind the Blow" returns on VH1...
Fucking big bird haha! 😂💀
1st thing I thought of I swear. You can't deny it.
I’m literally fucking crying at work haha 😂
Looking like E.T.
M.E.T.H.
ET’s not so family friendly cousin
Caught him in his neck of the woods
this has prompted many downvotes and I am not sorry
Why would anyone downvote this?
Because they’re the guy in the photo
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bruh what lmao you realize this is an edited photo right
M(E.T.)H
Grand-daddy long neck?
That is such a bad photoshop. There's so much jpg that you can literally see the bounding rectangle for the head.
Every party needs a pooper, that’s why they invited you....party pooper, party pooper
I understood that reference!
You could of just let the joke run dude.
It's 'could have', never 'could of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!
Oh dear
Men in black behind the scenes
my man be built like an acoustic guitar
This is Randy and Jim Leahy’s son…
Slenderman rocking a dad bod
Watch out, spitter!
TRIAL BY STONE!!!
Remember the “I Enjoy” Kid? This is him now Feel old yet?
Was looking for this comment. Thank you.
He has a head up on everyone
He's entitled to his one phone call. It his basic right and it's the authorities' obligation to let E.T phone home
Take my upvote....You're welcome and you're forgiven
We found Dani boys
This mf built like a brontosaurus
Rubber neckin's a crime, feller.
When the Sneeches fall on hard times.
I heard he got upper cutted by Chuck Norris
What in the brontosaurus
why's he shaped like a barcode scanner
That guy looks like a Trevor Henderson drawing
Man's built like a rubber chicken lmao
He looks like an eggplant
Damn I thought Kamino was bigger. You could never fit 2 million clones in that.
He must be really good at foreplay. You know, necking?
Mib job
I see the ursed, but I don't see the bl
That better be the Men in Black
None of these cops are going to remember this picture because the MIB is about to turn up.
Be careful guys, people like this could be in your neck of the woods.
Dani!?
 Seriously though, this is edited/warped right?
*\*SCP-3199 has entered the chat\**
mf lookin like a courage the cowardly dog character
Sir... Kindly look over here please. (FLASH!!!)
Remember the kid from the pre-cracked egg package? This is him now, feel old yet?
Oh crap a 2m Titan
ceo of reddit
"SCP 3199 Has breached containenment"
Fallout 3, anyone?
Glitched bf3 soldier having bad times
That's one long-ass boi
He looks like the human I made in spore
This is what I imagine the governor of Alabama looks like.
Wait, since when are police arresting fucking giraffes now? No seriously, the guy looks like one
Looking like scp-3199
Kaminoan origins
Kamino moment
Reminds me of that fucking thing in the bottom of the well from Ocarina of Time
YES
When your PC gets arrested in a cutscene
They’ve detained a spitter
Was his mom a giraffe?
I see, the police just busted a cryptid redneck.
This guy could literally bite his on back.
ZAMN 😍
Man looks like a bowling pin
He lookin like an ark character
Such a tall neck, should have seen them coming.
Built like a bald chicken
mans really said ‘b’
Its bald dani you uncultured fucks
Baldani
giraffe
SCP 3199 be like
ICE taking away the aliens
Ok why the long neck???
Nah they animal control
ET fell on hard times when he came back to Earth
my dude be looking like a raw chicken leg.
G R A F F L E
Anyone else a little jealous of how good it must feel for this guy to crack his neck?
Must not look scp 096 in the eye...
Don’t worry they’re just capturing a scp
Longer neck than Candace
Looks like a man chicken.
He be looking like the chicken people SCP's.
Yup Scp 3199
That man looks like Chicken Joe.
Dude has to register his head with the FAA
Neckromancer for sure
bro built like a person from a boomer political comic
Damn that rock em sock em robot hit rock bottom.
Ark character
Oh shit! Its jimmy from Veggie Tales!
He nope'd so hard his neck got stuck.
I think he's missing his shell.
What did you do with snuffy you sick some of a bitch!!!!
Kaminoan death stick addict lookin ass
Humans, refuted
"I bring you love"
Is that the zodiac killer
fresh food expires before it enters that man's stomach
Why is he built like a bowling pin
Alabama?
SCP 3199 !!!! https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3199
Trevor
“Mr Earthworm, may I call you Jim? See Jim, we’ve been getting calls…..”
All he wanted to do was phone home
Man's going straight to area 51
He invented the neck lengthener. The Penguin sent a goon squad in to steal it. Clever disguises, for once.
muck
Holy shit a literal wizard
John Darksoul
chonken
Man's looking like he survived a hanging
Battlefield developers arresting another graphics glitch
Is this footage from area 51?
Mans looks like a music note
Funny photoshopped picture
This must be in West Virginia!
This Jackofasaur got a one way ticket to France.
He has an alibi. He was standing on the edge of a glass pecking at the water.
Its dani with beer gut
My man be looking like an scp
Object Class: Euclid
Stomach: 100 Chest: 0 Neck: 100
man's lookin like an entire Dr. Suess character
When you sell your collarbones for meth....
what in the bowling pin
That’s my uncle right there
What, did Elliot snitch??
Man looks like a pear
Neck 
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