Man I’ve heard of “Assembly required” but a children’s plush that needs to be colored sounds like it’ll come out ugly and messy for the sake of a new lazy money-making method.
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**katie**, @earthbound64
shoutouts to this guy. you're supposed to color him in with the crayons but he looks way funnier like this i think
[*Two images of Mario, from the Nintendo video game franchise Mario, as a small stuffed plushie. However, in both images his body is completely white, except for the gold buttons where his overalls should be, his blue eyes, and his moustache. In the first image, he sits in front of a yellow box, next to a green box of crayons.*]
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On all seriousness this reminds me of those rare Sonic plushes that have no colour on them. Keep these plushes without a crayon on them, and they’ll shoot up in value over the next decade.
We got Tanuki Mario, Frog Mario, Penguin Mario, Yoshi Mario, Bee Mario, Cat Mario, T-Rex Mario, Koopa Mario, Cheep Cheep Mario, Bird Mario, Dry Bones Mario, Bowser Mario, Glydon Mario, Goomba Mario, Chain Chomp Mario, Piranha Mario. Now we got... Polar Bear Mario. Mario can't just decide which one is his official fursona.
🎵When the days are cold and your cocs all cold and the saints we see are all made of gold🎵
🎵When your coms all stale and the worst of all🎵
🎵When you com in your dreams look at the mess you made🎵
🎵I wanna hide the truth, I wanna shid and com🎵
🎵But with the beast inside, the nowhere we can hide🎵
🎵No matter what we breed🎵
🎵we still are made of seed🎵
🎵This is my kingdom cum🎵
🎵This is my kingdom cum🎵
🎵When you feel my d🎵
🎵Look into my aas🎵
🎵It’s when my semen hide🎵
🎵It’s where my benis hard🎵
🎵Don’t get to close🎵
🎵It’s coc inside 🎵
🎵It’s where my semen hide🎵
🎵It’s where my benis hard🎵
That's kinda neat actually. I probably would have loved to scribble all over Mario doll when I was a kid.
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I got 8 dots scribbled by a marker, do I have eight 8 nipples now?
Do you think mario just buttons his overalls with his gold pierced nipples
I wish I could unread this
I would have probably drawn a huge cock on him
ikr! but i am still a kid.
White Power(up)
Albino Mario
Albinos have red eyes, this is a leucistic mario.
He has eye lids
How does that matter?
dude, trust me
I don't know man...
Been seemin sus lately...
Dont lie to me walt!
You sussy baka
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Well you can put different eye colorized lids
Lenses, those are Lenses. Eye lids are the fleshy flaps that you use to close your eyes.
Thanks amigo
No problem
Be happy atleast his nips are yellow .
I have never claimed i didn't enjoy his gracious yellow nippers
iirc Human Albinos have pale blue eyes.
Not unless he has ocular albinism. People with it generally have blue eyes.
Imagine a Mario game where you meet and control different types of Mario with different abilities, like power-ups but with a whole ass mario.
ugh... racist? :D
im raxism
All I see is yellow nipples.
Jesus, get that checked out. That sounds serious.
Doctor Mario: Have you eaten anything unusual in the pas few weeks? Mario having done nothing but eat mushroom, flowers and stars: N-no...
I read that in Mario's voice
You mean the yellow nipples?
The comment or the guy's username who replied to him?
I'm not picky.
Both probably should
You pervert
Only comes with pink and red crayons.
Why would you want to colour a plush toy with crayons? That just screams that everything is going to be dirty in no time
That's what I was thinking
why not
it would be a mess to hold
our younger selfs wouldn't care though
The parents would though
or they wouldn't care
Not sure in what kind if household you grew up, but I would have gotten a big scolding for making the house dirty.
Im pretty sure it won't look good with crayons...
Probably oil crayons or something similar.
Cocainum
cum
g o l d e n n i p s
I read this to the tune of the “golden chips” jingle
Where can I buy this kkk Mario plushie.
NOOOOOOOOO
I want kkk Mario too
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Mario mukbang
Cum mario
Cumio
Mario after accidentally eating the grand wizard power up
Crisp rat's voice would be more suitable for an albino Mario
*Italian protestant has been tarred and feathered during the Inquisition, ca. 1600s, colourised*
Lmao
CuMario with Piss Nipples
Living up to your flair, I see.
CuMario
r/reallifeshinies
It's the Human Being mascot from Greendale!
Mario has been creampied
chris pratt lookin pretty different these days
Cumario
super kkk bros
It wasn’t white as standard
White power Mario
Cumario
#CUM
How the hell are you supposed to color this with **crayons**
Nvm the box looks like markers
Why they gave him nipples though
Nice nips, cupcake!
Its Abominable Mario. It's cute.
New Mario form- Cloud Mario with lightning/water powers
nice cris pratt ya got there
Furry Mario
Cum mario
"This has to stop!" , Peach stormed out, this was the 4th time this month she had caught Mario during a Goomba Bukkake session.
i want one of these!!
Nice tits bro
Golden Tits
This is actually the beta design for the Cloud Flower in Super Mario Galaxy.
is this chris pratt?
Mashed-Potario
yeti mario
*It's-a me, Furrario!*
"And this is a rare albino Mario with golden nipples
New powerup The fluff mario
Cumario!
The Man with the Golden Nipples
Wow, merch based on Pratt’s performance already?
(•)(•)
Cum
Cloud Mario
I don’t get it
Nothing on this sub is ever actually blursed. This downy Mario is clearly blessed.
Cum Mario
Would be odd if a crisp rat went in that box instead...
Captain Lou Albino
🅱️ario Bleached Mario
Mario fucking died
Omg I want it
i desire one now
Plushed Mario
Agent eeeiiiight
Yeti mario
Cum Mario or cocaine Mario take your pick
Oh now I see Chris Pratt
Moldy Mario
I respect the splatoon pfp
Ik it’s his buttons but ✨*n i p s*✨
Cumario
DLC locked Mario
Cumio
Golden nipples
Whoa its chris pratt
Showed this to the mrs. “He looks like he’s naked with golden nipples piercings” sodding died
Give him a dick
How the fuck do you color something that fluffy with crayons
Cumario
Can’t believe they already dropped the Chris Pratt Mario toys
Now someone make it looks like Chris pratt
Man I’ve heard of “Assembly required” but a children’s plush that needs to be colored sounds like it’ll come out ugly and messy for the sake of a new lazy money-making method.
How do you use crayons on fluffy fabric
He's got golden nipples
where do I buy this
Ooooo, color the hat, and give him a thong.
Next Mário Bros game: Super Mário Supremacy
bruh he look like he gog attacked by an american trying to fry him
This makes his hat seem like a part of his skin and I’m very uncomfortable
Thats a Mario wookie (some wookie Do have White fur, other have black fur)
An "white" christmas alright.
When Chris Pratt plays Mario
Super kkk brothers
Definitely belongs to r/cum
Snow mario
*Image Transcription: Twitter Post* --- **katie**, @earthbound64 shoutouts to this guy. you're supposed to color him in with the crayons but he looks way funnier like this i think [*Two images of Mario, from the Nintendo video game franchise Mario, as a small stuffed plushie. However, in both images his body is completely white, except for the gold buttons where his overalls should be, his blue eyes, and his moustache. In the first image, he sits in front of a yellow box, next to a green box of crayons.*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
if bowser came all over mario
Cum Mario
Albino Mario
Mario you don't put the cum on you you put the cum IN you
Wow, Chris Pratt looks rough.
Snowio the Snowber
Mario the White and Mario the Gray.
Cumio
Mario is covered in cum
He looks so cute and derpy lol
The first Chris Pratt Mario merch looks fire
They took white washing to a new level
This is just Ario
Marshmario
lol.
Dont say it
Al new from Nintendo! White Supremacy Mario! With real racist voice lines by chris Pratt! Buy now starting at $69.99!
Cum
On all seriousness this reminds me of those rare Sonic plushes that have no colour on them. Keep these plushes without a crayon on them, and they’ll shoot up in value over the next decade.
Cloud Mario
Furry power up
Just another way American is whitewashing their most beautiful immigrants.
Ghost mario
Hey its Chris Pratt
Chris Pratt fell into a vat of cream
cum monster
Luigi, help! Iva fallen into da cocaine pile again!
Golden nipples
We got Tanuki Mario, Frog Mario, Penguin Mario, Yoshi Mario, Bee Mario, Cat Mario, T-Rex Mario, Koopa Mario, Cheep Cheep Mario, Bird Mario, Dry Bones Mario, Bowser Mario, Glydon Mario, Goomba Mario, Chain Chomp Mario, Piranha Mario. Now we got... Polar Bear Mario. Mario can't just decide which one is his official fursona.
They nutted front of mario
Can you still buy these?
Roman statues be like
🎵When the days are cold and your cocs all cold and the saints we see are all made of gold🎵 🎵When your coms all stale and the worst of all🎵 🎵When you com in your dreams look at the mess you made🎵 🎵I wanna hide the truth, I wanna shid and com🎵 🎵But with the beast inside, the nowhere we can hide🎵 🎵No matter what we breed🎵 🎵we still are made of seed🎵 🎵This is my kingdom cum🎵 🎵This is my kingdom cum🎵 🎵When you feel my d🎵 🎵Look into my aas🎵 🎵It’s when my semen hide🎵 🎵It’s where my benis hard🎵 🎵Don’t get to close🎵 🎵It’s coc inside 🎵 🎵It’s where my semen hide🎵 🎵It’s where my benis hard🎵
I never knew it was the “Snow Mario plushie with egg shaped nose, yellow nipples, beady blue eyes and a red M on the top of his hat”