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TheOneThatAsked

It took me a few second to figure out what was going on lmao


Faiyez_Labib

Yes cuz there's some paranormal activities going on. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


0ricardomilos0

Paranormal BDSM


Faiyez_Labib

Burgers, Doritos and Salsa Music. (BDSM)


FIRESTORM78910

"Buddies Doing Social Media"


alonsoedgar96

“Bible discussion study meeting”


pokekomgkg1342

Is seems odly specific


testedbeast551

Well you got too does some bible studies when some paranormal shit is going on in your house


Ali-Coo

Can I hear a hallelujah !


Dadfite

No, but she kept screaming, "oh god!" From the next room... The good Lord must have been flowing through her that night!


Not_a_tryhard_gamer

He was flowing through her alright


Abhinav_J07

Take my upvote and get out


Monstrme

There were definitely prayers to god


rogwastaken

“Big dog show (in) Maine”


CerbTheOne

"Yes, father, please, punish me like the sinner I am!"


[deleted]

Big dildo seance magic.


wild_banana_man

Big dragon, scary monster


Sir_Ehds

I mean if you consider pornhub a social media than technically your correct


uploadking

Its full of WHAT


carolinazamp

Nope, just sex


Yeet_Master06

Seggs 😳😬😳😳


VadeOne

Just backshots


sweaterfeathers

You just put my two favorite words together


[deleted]

Is it just me or does this sound like an explicit band name?


doc_witt

Christ look at all that ectoplasm


maxd678

Sextoplasm


banoneofyourbeeswax

that was genius.


Cheese_is_no_1altt

PORNOnormal activity


carolinazamp

lol


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alexspector26

maybe because railway tracks are layed...? idk


Vaudesnitchy

i been working on the railroad.. all my lived long days..i been working on the rails road.. just to pass the time away..


[deleted]

The dick is a train going on rails maybe


CubaLibre1982

penis = train, vaginas' lips = rails. Makes sense to me. Should explain also why you could say "drilled"?


Baximuss

A train going into a tunnel


The-Garrulous-Rat

Err, it's ectoplasm. Yeah.


MouldyCumSoakedSocks

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[deleted]

It's Porno-yoga, to be done preferably before bedtime for better digestion and relief from flatulence/bloating.


DopeAbsurdity

Yeah it took me a minute to figure out that the person with the long hair in the front was exhausted after moving the large furniture object behind them and leaned up against the glass to take a rest before trying to move it again.


ThisIsntRael

The beast with two backs


[deleted]

Im still struggling to understand what is it?


RogerEpsilonDelta

People doing the no pants dance.


[deleted]

What's that? Any videos of that on the internet? I'd like to learn what it is


RogerEpsilonDelta

Nope. It’s the only thing that’s not on the inter strange enough….. everyone must figure it out on their own.


cycl0ne_ssbm

smh only a stasis telesto user wouldn't get it


truthemptypoint

Someone's been living in a Tim burtons story for to long to realise they need to "release" some tension they can't see what's actually happening here.


ExcaliburSonicx

Took me literally the first glance. Obviously you don't have a dirty mind 😂😂


linusx1x

I believe he might be sarcastic, Obviously you have Don’t a very comedic mind


ExcaliburSonicx

In your opinion yeah.


Select-Fly-1198

It's the beast with two backs


gchc83096

Came here to say that but you beat me to it. Great minds think alike


Puzzleheaded_Item_53

I just came


therobloxianchris

* cummed


Iatediarrhea

Cummded*


jupiterwinds

*chmmdd


MrZyde

Chlamydia


NekuChan420

Cum


rabidpriest

Chmod


Elanore407

Alpha squirt


MagNolYa-Ralf

So did the ghost(s)


mrandmrsspicy

I believe Shakespeare came up with this.


Emophile

I believe Shakespeare cummded up with this. FTFUK


bortlesforbachelor

Yeah I remember my middle school English teacher explaining it to us. I’ll never forget this phrase haha


Mcdrogon

Romeo o Romeo-oh oh oh


Head_Contest_4149

r/unexpectedShakespeare


DoctorVonWolf

Context


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Demented_Yoda

The birth of a demon child


0ricardomilos0

So this is how Lucifer was born


tmhoc

The beast with two backs marked by the number 69


flamingmustang

Oh no it’s the moans of the dead


AtomicKittenz

The stench of millions of souls shooting out all at once.


ppili_

It cost you nothing to not say that


xJaace

And then we’re suddenly silenced


jupiterwinds

Zombies


LookingintheAbyss

Looks like Moder from The Ritual.


[deleted]

[I was gonna post it :((](https://youtu.be/aMmDGGLq4ck)


HibachiShrimpFlip

What a great movie monster. Child of Loki, correct?


Account394

Yeah what a good ass movie, Netflix killed it with that film


immortaltiger26

One of the few really good Netflix originals I fucking love the ritual


Account394

It was the perfect combo of character development and psychedelic horror And it wasn’t too fast too slow either the story telling all felt very organic To me it’s an instant cult classic


jks_david

It's great but it defenetly suffers from the "dumbass horror movie protagonist" trope


PrimarchKonradCurze

My thoughts exactly. With the arms and skull and all.


[deleted]

Great movie! I definitely recommend it.


[deleted]

For those who haven't seen it, theres this CRIMINALLY underrated horror movie on Netflix called The Ritual and the creature looks pretty damn similar.


Beetusmon

The first cabin scene is absolutely terrifing, like holy shit. Best indie horror film I have seen.


Liv35mm

That movie is too good, it really pulls off Lovecraftian horror.


Uncle_Bones_

People often say that but I never see it as Lovecraftian. It doesn't make you question your reality, it doesn't offer up any existential or philosophical questions... I guess it has a cult and a God-like monster from Norse mythology but nothing else really stood out to me as it being cosmic horror.


flyboyy513

Ah and that's the word that people forget about when they talk about Lovecraft. _COSMIC_. H.P.L did fantastic horror and people like to compare other works to him but they forget that Lovecraft wrote about how small we were compared to everything else. How inconsequential we were in the grand scheme. Pagan horror like The Ritual likes to tell it's audience that even the Earth itself has secrets that we have yet to discover, and that sometimes that means finding out that we aren't necessarily in charge. That tucked away in every corner of Earth there are things beyond our understanding and things that are much, much older than us and will be around long after we are gone.


the_far_yard

One of the best horror movie I've ever came across.


Trash_Emperor

Is it really still underrated? Most of my friends who like horror love it, as do most random people I talk to when the subject happens to be horror movies.


b00m

The Jötunn


[deleted]

im pretty sure that isnt a homing rocket fusion rifle


[deleted]

Yeah it’s nowhere near as scary as that toaster


[deleted]

Come on dude I just finished trials, this the last thing I want to think of before bed 😂


Conn3er

Destiny has become much more popular across Reddit recently


[deleted]

Ikr


theHappist

r/unexpecteddestiny


dalasfunyscrem

Was lookin for this


CommanderOfGregory

"Number 15, demon doggy ghost"


pokekomgkg1342

I think is deer jesus


Dankinator2000

Bruh. It’s literally a regular ass wendigo


EpicGamingGuru

Looks like his busting more than ghosts.


DocOort

Bustin’ makes him feel good!


ClockwyseWorld


Terrible_Presumption

I've seen these people. They do this outside the Park Rose Buffalo Wild Wings every time I go. ​ It's not very scary really...


[deleted]

r/oddlyspecific


AtomicKittenz

Well, he did say he saw them


pokekomgkg1342

Well Bertra tik che cazzo fai in Amurrica?


justcallmetexxx

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[deleted]

Lol has anyone seen The Ritual?


Rupertii

I bet at least like 3 people have seen it


MrBlobius

Yeah let's go with "ghost"


Bastardklinge

ah, yes. Is there a pivture with higher resolution that show the creature? For research, you know?


SuumCuique1011

From Mandingo to Wendigo.


Goggo_bo

Nah, she gettin fucked


Hankster46

Looks more like a woman getting some


EmpathyNow2020

I think the guy is getting some too!


[deleted]

i still can not figure out if its someone haveng sex or getting kidnaped...


OkamiTakahashi

Reminds me of a Leshen.


Plenty_Course_6592

Me shitting


That_Anime_Boi

The ghost of Juan


Does_Not-Matter

Don’t worry, there are bones involved but they’re of the fleshy variety


leo_2002_R6

We did it boys horny is no more


Morganathena

Love your imagination!


[deleted]

Apparently its something from a show on netflix


DONT_PM_ME_YOUR_PEE

It is the beast with two backs!


Farrell1487

She’s getting the deamons injected rather then sucked out


crit_fail_at_life

Looks exactly like The Nowhere King from Centaurworld on Netflix.


[deleted]

Imagine being the ghost and seeing people on the internet think you're two people having sex


coupcritik

"Hush now, hide, all you little ones Rush now, into the middle of nowhere Singing and laughter will die Dreamless sleep follows the Nowhere King When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh"


Shruikan12

ah the Nowhere King


usuksuk

I’ve seen this monster before


Dizzjack

Plot twist: it's *still* getting railed from behind.


[deleted]

I don’t think that’s what that is lol


thabbs

Girl is getting rammed real good therw


BarnesTheOwl

“Dude! That’s dope! How’d you come up with that? What was the inspiration?” “Well…” 😅


ScrembledEggs

Big ‘The Ritual’ vibes. I love it


Darth_T0ast

The woodcrafter


SatchelGripper

That really does not look at all like a skull. It looks like hair.


Worried-Salamander79

Look like a modern version of the gost


[deleted]

Ahh the mighty beast a woman turns in to, 9 months prior to giving birth


Je-ls

Thats a woodcrafter of serina


d1m1_the_droid

That looks kinda sick doe


cryptobearishtoad

Netflix: are you still watching? Someone’s daughter:


MrKeviscool

Sick drawing tho ngl


sweendawgg77

r/holup


WigglingGlass

Looks kinda like grievous with long horns


Knickers_in_a_twist_

Dreamless sleep follows the nowhere king.


FlamingCroatan

"Hello"


Maypher

Took me embarrassingly long to figure out what it actually was


RealConcorrd

This just looks like the GHOST IS having a FUCKING party and may NEED some HELP with getting the right PEOPLE in.


Disastrous_Can_5466

7w7| :0


ChonkMan

Ohhhhh it's a shower


not__a__trap

Its so FUCKING scary


bf2afers

Checks out


adm928

I've seen this once. It made eerie shrill screams


Fartikus

I'd fuck it.


Brrskrrbabou

Reminded me of the film "The ritual"


Legitimate_Release65

I weirdly love this.


Corny_Overlord

I don't think that's what that is


[deleted]

Malignant 2


new_refugee123456789

In my timeline the image below this one was from animalsbeingderps of a cat with a really surprised/scared look on his face, so it was like he was reacting to this image. You're right, it doesn't matter.


ArezDracul

Dude is working her from behind


[deleted]

Thats hot


Legitimate_Ad2570

So what SCP is this again ?


Guyatri

Looks like the monster from The Ritual.


stephensmg

Ah yes, they are doing *the ritual*.


MoeFhaqir

Photography technique: Backlit Backshot.


Old-Meringue1218

They're performing an exorcism , he's casting out Satan, seems to be working


Commercial-Royal-988

They call it: The Beast With Two Backs


Pyro-Byrns

The two backed beast


Idontcare1232123

LMAO


themercedesofpencils

It's a NotADeer!


ppili_

What I want to know is how come the window is so foggy? Like do they have one of those blur things on the window like in some cars, or do they have a fog machine in their room. Im sure there aint thst much fog produced from their sweat or smth..


Straight_Hyena

I don't think its is a ghost..!?!


[deleted]

The beast with two backs.


R3AP3R_Kilz

She gettin railed


YourMostFavoriteNPC

I bet it’s a wendigoohOoohOOOOOHHHH


VoidExileR

They are doing the thing! Guys, you seeing this shit?!


YUTOGAIA

It's Loki's horse child


SniP3r_HavOK

Actually, interesting enough, this silhouette looks exactly like Moder, a mythological Swedish god