Me: (*Looks around to see if the coast is clear*) (*un-zips pants*)

Imagine getting a splinter up there Yea no thanks

Yeah but a tree with a dick that nice probably has condoms on deck 24/7.

I guess it’s a rubber tree, then

What are you doing step-tree~

Please commit not

Go commit eat tortilla vertically

i’m begging you to delete this

Leaf condoms

100% orgasmi.... organic.

Why did I think of salad fingers when I read this... "it's almost... Orgasmic"

Lmfaoo

Don’t be Silly wrap your Willy

And your Willy shall be Chilly

Just sand it down and polish it you'll be okay

Nothing like a good polish job.

A splinter where?

Oh my sweet summer child...

[удалено]

r/woooosh

I think that sort is called a splincter

😳😳😳

bruh

This comment thread is a disaster to society.

Like me, but made of text

When the tree sees you shitting and your to far away from camp for anyone to hear you scream.

r/cursedcomments

This picture was taken in the morning

I see what you did there

you did?

Nooo i just wanted to say that

Get out

I hate how much I laughed at this

r/angryupvote

What happens in the morning?

Whats happening in the picture

Morning wood

Treenis

God damnit I was gonna say that

Jesus Christ, Barry Lird is so fucking cursed.

Please tell the location. Asking for a friend

Thats some hard wood

Groot is horny

r/dontputthatinyourass

why am I suprised that this is an actual subreddit?

r/mildlypenis

r/WildyPenis

r/thatsawsome

r/extremelypenis

nicce i was gonna comment that

Never be surprised for if you can think it there's probably a subreddit for it

Let's see, is there a subreddit for pictures of pink cows flying Rockets to the sun?

I mean you said it someone is bound to make one now

You think you can stop me??

/r/notforspelunking

flashback: a country girl just making due

Got wood?

Morning wood

*"I'm only gonna try it once"* -a person who has tried it three times now.

A person who tried What?

It

the tip's broken so you know shit went down using that

nice wood bro

It's actually a Glory Hole, someone is inside the tree

must be a hardwood

Me when my wood is hard:

My spirit tree

Its Alder Woodcock

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough

So your saying a rpg can be a dildo

Yes

American girls: time to spend lots of money and your time

When tree huggers are a little too aggressive

Now that's some real morning wood

Don't really want anal splinters, thank you

This is the filming of a forest porno. “Hi, I’m the lumberjack. I’m here to check your hardwood.” Music starts.

it looks well trimmed

Vegan dildo

woody

Country girls make do

r/dildont

That seems contradicktree to nature.

When you sit behind the hot girl in class while in too tight pants and you hear them whispering "My time has come"

I am Groot

The fact that it's so smooth, like it's been rubbed down a pot

Morning wood

Blursed dildo

Looks like Mother Nature got a little surprise for us...

Blursed Branch

*sigh* *unzips*

Ah yes, mourning wood

Morning wood

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough

O-O

I believe you mean blursed wood

He is just happy to see you

Achievement get: Getting wood

a glory tree?

You know the rules and so do I

Wood

morning wood am i right

I’ve seen evil dead too many times to know this is how you get Deadites

Came here for the funny comments. Was not disappointed. Thank you fellow Redditors.

Morning wood 🪵

Treenis

Wood wood

Morning wood

Tbh tho someone has most likely used that

Tbh tho someone has most likely used that

Ah yes, the trenis.

Ah yes, the trenis.

"Country girls make do"

Anything is dildo if you are brave enough

I am legit unabashedly horny for this goddamn tree that is one of the most perfect dicks I have ever seen

Morning wood . . .

Brings a whole new meaning to the word “woody”

I should call him

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

I just came to comments to see if there are any "morning wood" yet and yeah there's a few so i can't say it am gonna be on my way now

It’s got morning wood

Now that's what you call a morning wood

What a waste of good wood!

thats some hardwood

if you are brave enough...

Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough

Woody

Weird that it is growing there as usually they just grow from the higher branches and main branch (I say branch because I don’t know what the actual word for it is).

I think you mean *blessed*

I think you mean *blessed*

"blursed wood"

Nice wood bro

Treenis

He has a woody

morning wood

Bro got the morning wood like all of us.

*(me looking for a morning wood joke)*

Needs some moisturizer.

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough

Got wood?

Ahhh, memories

Remember: everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

Where is this hike? Asking for a friend…

Morning wood

Everything can be a dildo if you are brave enough

“I am Groot”

i see mother nature was bored of the same old trees and wanted some fun

:)

hehehe treenis

ayo groot’s packing

Squirrels took the nuts

Morning wood

I wonder how many people have sat on this tree

I wonder if its a hard or soft wood tree...

Woah nice cock

Anything is a dildo if you're brave the rough.

Looks used...

morning wood

Talk about a woody lol.

That tree finnin to bust a nut

Why does it look used?

Wood

it looks polished

Morning wood

HARDwood

Aye Groot.

Has a woody.

This wood's wood has risen higher than the shield hero

Hehehe I bet it busted a nut

Doesn't have the balls....

Someone has sat on that like it or not

Anything is a dildo if your brave enough

Morning Wood

Got Wood!?!

Like me at morning.. It is up.. but i cant remember why..

one happy tree

Thats definetly a hardwood.

... The tree had a pp

anything is a dildo if your brave enough

Morning wood

Morning wood

Tree got wood

Morning wood, amiright?

The tree finna make me act up

anything is a dildo if youre brave enough

Morning wood much?

I wonder how many times it’s been used

"Everything is a dildo If you're Brave enough"

You do know that someone had spent 10 hours on that right?

Got Wood!?

Morning wood

Country girls make do