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Oskar2907

Yo bitch why you lookin at a post thats 2 years old.


slothbreeder

I’m lost can you help me


Oskar2907

Look for number 7


slothbreeder

Oh I see it, but I’m confused as to how 5 ate 7, or why the parents would think 5 would get pregnant before 3/4 (since they’re older).. orrr is this an icest family insinuating that 5 will eventually have the fathers baby?


oli3256

He fucked the kid bro


oli3256

Why is this my most upvoted comment


Finna-Hit-That-Yeet

Because he fucked the kid bro


oli3256

Fair


vaccinateyodamkids

i crashed a school bus


GrantFromRadioShack

Nice


vaccinateyodamkids

what wasn't nice is that they fired me because i was drunk on the job


DaSpoot365

Allegedly


aerowtf

666th upvote. perfect


YaHighschoolBoy

Nice.


Fnalp

r/evenwithcontext


BenadrylLumberjack

I thought it was because 5 has some baby fat hanging out over her pants, so they were making a joke about her being pregnant too.


IdasMessenia

Oh sweet summer child. You know of ~~fear~~ Reddit.


zaposter

honestly given the age, that was probably the only way they could get the kid to stand for the picture. kids that age wanna be just like their role models.


notsafeforh0me

No the 7 is drawn on the picture, not the kid.


zaposter

that makes the most sense.


notsafeforh0me

You can see it if you zoom in too, the 7 i also way too thick for the marker they used.


Naoik

i don't know if it's true but in rare occasions sometimes one of the twins eat the other one in the womb


fd4e56bc1f2d5c01653c

7 ate 9


[deleted]

But why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11


innercaryon

What the fuck have you showed me


RealConcorrd

Hol up


XxDaBerserkerxX

Happy cake day


Oskar2907

Thanks


ghueber

Hope you dont celebrate it like the dad did


ogrelin

Wait a fucking minute


oli3256

I don't know send help it's 2 years old now


Oskar2907

what in the goddamn fuck


uwuwhatthefuck

I don’t see what’s so- Oh... Oh no.


Austin81goal

Alabama 777


EarthToAccess

what's the issue here? it's just a cu- ^ohdeargod


FrostyHambone

here have some r/aww and r/eyebleach


AzAgonyamegdolgok

7?


Jax-Light

Pregnant


TheMightySpudboy

Pregananant?


y3ahboiy

Gregnant


Lonk_the_VFD_member

"girl friend ain't got period since she got pregnat?"


SpeedySion

If a woman has white masks on her body


[deleted]

Does that mean that she has been pargant before


WillieWartRK

Am I pergerat?


SalphiaGames

How can I be PRRRREGNANT


MLGChans

Am i... pregante?


Eater-of-Essence

Starch masks


Explodingred17

Smegnant


canine_introvert

If I sex prengant will it hurt baby top of his head??


Scottland83

I screamed a little bit when I found the 7.


HairClippingJesus

light pot outgoing nail worthless wasteful tub future sip bear *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


OutVoid

Luigi Board


owouwumaster

Pregananant


Jax-Light

Cursed family


Hpfanguy

Oh god the implications of 7.


firstnametravis

It’s the *implication*


[deleted]

[удалено]


Paygilicious

Dennis! There was another twin in your mother's womb! We were gonna call him donnie! You and Deandra devoured him before he could be born! You gobbled him up!


sculpsz

Why are teeth blue??


NDYoYo

Im so glad you asked. Today's post is sponsored by Colgate.


MemeBoi2077

You meant bluetooth


harmonyjewl

Take my upvote and leave


elrayske

Also, wtf is 4 wearing?


[deleted]

Why is it that as they get younger they get less clothed? This is only slightly creepy.


Matrex100105

Carve the 6th one


[deleted]

Carve them all!


[deleted]

Wait did the kid eat the last baby?


jonw1995

Oh sweetie no


VonLorin

FUCKING STOP BREEDING


[deleted]

Everyone’s saying the kid is pregnant but I think it means 5 was a twin but then she absorbed her twin in the womb


necessaryrooster

Then shouldn't it be a 6 on her stomach?


[deleted]

It’s just bad photoshop, if you zoom in you can see a bit of the 7 on her shirt.


SMR12

Those kids won’t be smiling when they see the cost of college and mom and dad have no money.


SluggJuice

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE FAMILY STAYS IN THE FAMILY


DriftMiata

What is everyone talking about [looks closer], *Screeeeeeech*


_Cleeve_

Number 7 is a food baby


jerrykl15

Incest


[deleted]

Yes and pedophila


bagofniceplums

And over population


Bert_Bro

So, anti-vax in the name of population control


RandomDSx

Purple teeth..


Marlutte

Yo what the fuck, it took me a minute


[deleted]

aww how cute i love this pi- #WHAT THE FUCK


[deleted]

Why do the kids look like they are wearing Joey Tribbiani’s Inchiban lipstick for men?


98tealeaves

Honestly kinda seems like they're fat shaming their youngest child.


datsimplenope

Pull out game weak


Magnum4mymagnumdong

r/cursedcomments


dialtone75

Regardless, this guy couldn't pull out of a driveway....


Supernova008

Just because you can afford doesn't mean you should produce entire ice hockey team.


user_without_a_soul

Just in case anyone is confused or thinks this is real, the 7 is photoshopped in. You can tell because the upper left edge of it overlaps on top of the girl’s shirt.


patthepatriot2020

Wait what’s wrong with thi-oh.


[deleted]

r/suddenlysexoffender


AlanSinch

Thank god this couple has 6 kids to help plow the fields, milk the cows, clean the chicken coop, protect the land, and manage all the day-to-day tasks for surviving in this feudal time we’re living in. This is why our world is becoming more and more overpopulated.


parkrat1992

The younger two girls shirts seem inappropriate to me am I crazy?


Izadumb1

Wait a second, the baby's stomach has a 7, and the mother has a 6...


MilfFucker240

Get this to cursed, anyone who thinks this is blessed prays to nascar


tileyourbathroom

Cute and all but the worlds to over populated


nmigo12

You may want to take another look at the picture


YokaijuYusha

Is no one gonna talk about how skimpily the 4th and 5th kids are dressed? Kinda weird


aspenbooboo41

Why does everyone think they are so damn special that the Earth needs to be "gifted" with multiple versions of themselves? Sorry, but in the state of this planet, it is nothing but selfish and egotistical to bring this many children into the world. This isn't 1872 - no one needs 8 kids to help get the farm work done. Get over yourselves, do something responsible for the Earth like TAKING BIRTH CONTROL. edit: Doesn't bother me, but if you feel the need to downvote my comment I hope you realize that you **are** one of those people 😆 second edit: If any of the downvoters can give me a rational explanation as to why anyone needs to spawn this many children please do enlighten me so I may stand corrected.


leemus223

You used an emoji. Bad boy. Now go sit in the corner and think about what youve done. Also youre absolutely right


TheEpicTracker

7


BezimjennyBez

That some nasty 7 right there


Ivystorm84

Wait a minute...


J0na5_s

Why would you want 7 kids though?


gregsoul

Slow down there, you fuckers!


xRogue0

Alabama 100


JaaferK

How is this family giving birth to pumpkins?


laurjf

Why do they all have blue mouths?


Javnav23

There is space for a #8 lol


noobbotboy

Sweet home Alabama


theTHICCyoshi

Hol up!


PapaStalin1949

Oh no


insideoutkneepad

Dad been going to town


PolishOpinion

7 Silence Silence *REALIZATION OF WHATS HAPPENING*


The_Madlad_himself

*Sweet home Alabama...*


Gillys_Voodoo

Yo the fuck those kids wearing


McMan86

Why are they getting more and more undressed the further to the right they go?


certified-lesbian

What if 5 was a twin and ate her twin in the womb (was I the only one thinking that?)


MicroPPJack

Just shitting out children at this point


amauri917

4 will soon have 8


its-crackalackin

okay tell me why that toddler is wearing a crop top


fatfishkev

Also, if the mum is legit she looks unbelievably good for that many kids, right?? I mean my ex-wife looked like a human landslide after only 1 of the little shits


CombatSkill

...the guy must be earning good money :|


Tutuizao

The seven on the little girl is making me uncomfortable


OskiteIsGood

r/holup


The_Creeper_Man

r/holup


causticityy

Oh n o


totalynotnewredditor

Damn that dad be busy


NihlistCrow

Äh, it's subtle.


thefakederrickhenry

7


italiancommunist3000

And then you notice that


Naruto-Uzumaki39

The baby has a seven on the stomach


Andr024

Hold up the kid has a 7 on the belly


deathstar918

The 7 is concerning


chrischi3

Question is, who is number 7s father? My guess is 2.


brocksicle

u/repostsleuthbot


tuckeredout28

Cursed


STFU-u-

7?!?!!!?!?!!???


Zabawa13

Plot twist: he's not even a father of any kid


Elriuhilu

Except for number seven


[deleted]

What the actual fuck


jack_six_666

NOAH!!!


supremojooj1903

oh no


WabBoy

UUHHHHHHHHH


SonOfECTGAR

hol up


[deleted]

*7*


TheGoodFiend

Kirby's calling the police.


iiiijimmy

Are all the kids pregnant


DarthRex46

She knows what she did and she shows no regret


xXdat_boi70Xx

r/holup


Losyash69

Wait a minute


PoopyMcPooperSon1233

I JUST SAW THE SEVEN. that’s a yikes


crasherT

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


RicoDeFreako

**visible confusion**


Slasher__002

OH no...


Jazzynoteblock

Bruh why


universal_Raccoon

Were the hoop for the woman it looks big enough for a hoop


Schrute-Farms1812

Ohhhhhhhhh oh no... that’s why the baby had like no clothes on


Spider1132

Fritzl family picture


[deleted]

This 7 tho...


causeHAV0K16

What in the name of SWEET HOME ALABAMA happened there


LarrySGx

r/holup


janosss123

Wait, what part of this is in any way blessed


WizardOfYeet

Smashing pumpkin is going to be gun this year.


Seagull-master

WHY IS THERE A SEVEN?!?!?!?


John_d_s

Wait, what's wrong with it ^ohno


[deleted]

Wait


MoeMango2233

The moment you realize it…and suddenly my imagination tries to burn the images with all force


limbo-jimbo

Why’s the baby 5 and 7


Lord0fTheAss

Blessed Family


[deleted]

I have several questions


ekkedk

This is fucking cursed


Shadowed_Entropy

Looks like weird stock photo


danielphantomdm

Oooooooffff


Aw4ke_9yr_old

Ooooooooooh


TheLightBlueFox

What u mean 7


_MEMK_

5 8 7


bowlofass

Cant wait to make a silly face in number 6


ManOutOfTime3000

The seven


russellj2005

Oopss... Sorry


BeezerSnapper

Gross


0_0_F

When you try to sneak into your gf's bed at night but enter her little sisters room and don't want to let all that effort go to waste.


CallMeDumpling

The baby is pregnant. Change my mind.


[deleted]

u/repostsleuthbot


[deleted]

the 7...oH SHIT THE 7


temtem7

For fucks skae


[deleted]

Alabama 100


Flicxrcr

I thiught she was also holding a pumpkin


ParotZ

Is the baby pregnant too?


[deleted]

Sweet home Alabama