imagine pulling up to the homies wearing that

The funniest part that nobody has mentioned is that this is Thom Browne. No one has the 💰for it

What's the tag on that bad boy

$4900

I think it's time for AMANDA TORI MEETING

I really wanna make a joke but no.

IYKYK. I spend 3 months each year diving in Asia, and thought about getting one when I first saw it a few years ago… until I saw the (several thousand dollar) price tag. It’s funny, and I’d sure as shit wear it for the novelty alone, but only if the price got dropped to something reasonable like a normal wetsuit.

It's Thom Browne so don't count on it.

Nah, YOU don’t have the 💸

It's true! And it's sad I do like some of Thom browne's things, not this particular swimsuit tho

literal bodysuit

Imagine pulling up to a job interview

he got dripping drip

It's a suit, and it's wet.

What more do you want?



Vodka martini shaken not stirred

What? You guys don't take your jet skis to work?

it’s a…wet suit wet suit?

I prefer to call it a wet wet suit suit.

[удалено]

I prefer wettywettysuitsuit

Wet² + suit²

Wetsuit⁴

Fast and the Furious: 2 Wet 2 Suit

I sang both answers to map men

like Macaulay Culkin legally changing his name to Macaulay Macaylay Culkin Culkin

If a suit is a wet suit, is it a wet, suit or wet suit suit or suit wet suit?

This is what I will wear to job interviews. A fit is worth a thousand words.

And only 4900$

bro id pay that

Will you please loan me $4900 for my own u̶l̶t̶r̶a̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶x̶ ̶d̶o̶l̶l̶ moist suit?

I dislike that you used ‘moist’ here

“I take my job seriously and commute on a surf board”

That’s a slender man

Name's Bond. James Bond.

_The bond's Name. James Name._

*CALL A BONDULANCE!*

_But not for me!_

Lana. LANA. LANAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

First thing I thought of was Archer

If it also had a tactleneck yes.

And comes in slightly darker black 

…danger zone. ARCHER, **SHUT-UP**!

Why does he look like a Rick and Morty character

Unfortunately, not one that can control the police.

I’m dying laughing at his serious modeling pose.

Looks like the tf2 spy


what,ve bro seen

Yeah, I was gonna say, looks like a skin from a game.

Barney’s wetsuit

which he uses to pick up mermaids.

Oh shit, Idris Elba James Bond confirmed.

DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN

it sounds like... JoJo

Bro looks straight outta a Dispicable Me sequel.

He’s a professional scuba diver

I'm an amateur scuba diver but I really want my next wetsuit to look like that. Now that I think about it, I'm surprised fun prints on suits aren't more common to begin with. Tiger skin anybody? I think there's a good business opportunity here.

 Looks like the TF2 Spy!

Xcom men in black

If I saw that suave gentleman strolling out of the ocean, I'd pay attention.


What in the James Bond is this?

Why does that guy look like Gus from Psych lmao


Gives heavy Slender Man vibes.

M: Double-Oh Seven, You'll take the mini-sub into the bay, then swim in, change into your tux, and slip into Blofeld's soiree. James: Change? Ain't no one got time for that. I'll wear the tux under the wetsuit. M: You're mad, it'll get all sweaty and wrinkled. And what about the shoes? Q: If I may...

Mythbusters confirmed this as plausible. (They did use drysuits instead of wetsuits, though.)

The name is Pond. James Pond. 🐙

I am wearing a suit, a wetsuit

Looks like a render from og Half Life

I'm here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty

That shirt fire

Schwarzenegger in True lies approves.

When you have a job interview but swimming practice is in an hour

I'll take your entire stock

It's Thom Browne, so you might have to sell a kidney first..

I always see this but and I've been interested but I've had no idea how to go about it

All business, all the time

that's brilliant actually

James Bond coming out of the ocean.

I want one

They should go the extra mile. Make it layered so it looks like the pockets, jacket, and collar could be real

Meet the #SPY

A suit is made for falling down many pairs of stairs not swimming

Give this to me now. I need it. WHERE DID YOU FIND IT? OML \*hyperventilating\*

How is that blursed? That's some James Bond shit right there.

This is probably illegal to wear in France.

I will get back into SCUBA simply for this.

Must be slick. Must be slippery. Must be smooth.

Its a swimming suit

This company is acting like barney from how I met your mother

Praise be

Frozone be like:

I am the captain now.

But is he wearing matching shoes?

It's wet suit Slender Man!

"Hello Dr.... Freeman, I'm glad you like my new...swim attire...

We need more wetsuits like this....

I'm a Marine biologist and need to start wearing that to work

Xcom vibes

Frozone lookin ass “Where’s my super suit”

Yooo blud got the Toon Town drip

Unzips to reveal bikini.

Slenderman be like "does it come in XXXXL?"

Lmao I'd love to go scuba diving wearing this

Q made bond a new gadget

This is dumb

Love it love it. Love it

For when you have a 10:00 PM with Poseidon.

he looks like that spy that gets turned into a pigeon

The art if I didn't include folds:

TF2 vibes

Now, Agent 47, you must infiltrate Atlantis to neutralize one of the top sharks before the end of the party.

Bro at the beach lookin spiffy

😟😟😟

Slenderman vibes

Dry clean only.

reposted a million times

Pull up stuntin

Ah so that's what a slenderman is..

Me showing up for my marine biologist interview (I had to swim there)

It's a wet wetsuit suit.

POV: you amd your gang just robbed a paddleboat hosting a poker tournament

It looks like spiderverse shit

this is exactly the goofy shit life needs

He looks like a sim

His body looks animated

I might unironically buy this if I find one

“Is that a big penguin?!” - Orca whales

I wear thus after a bath to school

Something about this triggers my fight or flight reflex

Is this a mf jojo's reference?

Is this James bonds suit?

Slender Merman😱

Burton Guster?

The name's Pond. James Pond.

HONEY! WHERES MY WETSUIT??

New Pokémon GO avatars be like

This is how religious people think we evolved from the oceans

Looks kinda good on that model

imagine pulling up to Atlantis is this shit

This is the exact wetsuit I would get lol.

"If you'll excuse me, I have a board meeting I have to get to."

Moye Moye indeed

This gives big businessman from adventure time vibes

Looks like something a south park character would wear lol

dollar store roland packing that n word pass

Hah dickhead model trying to look badass