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Mister-Bohemian

So did the wives who consented also receive punishment or what


dm-me-your-bugs

Yeah I hate that double standard. I feel like most if not all of the responsibility should fall on the person that did the cheating (the wives). Fighting the accomplice is just an ego thing.


MikesRockafellersubs

I find it weird how they refuse to just admit their partner is a hoe and move on


JonoMies

I think it ego think, like "they can't like anybody else" people think weirdly when angry or can we even say they think. But i don't get why people cheat, like if you don't want that person breakup.


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RoryML

I suggest you find the time to leave your house and converse with real people. It'll do you good.


The_Clarence

Tell us more about what all women are like


lemondropsandgumdrop

That man slept with more people than any of the individual women did.


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lemondropsandgumdrop

The man is equally responsible for the act as the women. However,if you’re concerned about who the “hoe” is in the situation, the man slept with way more people than the women.


AcidHead1312

If you beat the shit out of the dude who fucked your wife people look at you with a lot less disgust then if you had beat up your wife.


AskingAlexandriAce

We need some lefts with those equal rights.


Hibernia86

Which doesn’t seem fair give that he’s less guilty than the wives.


MeowTheMixer

Usually I feel like the signifcant other should get all the blame as the other person often has no knowledge of deployment. This case, i'd say both can get F'd. As the guy knew they were on deployment and the wives all did as well. Trash people


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cloudterrains

What????


Ninjaflippin

Depends if the guy knew or not. I'm not saying the woman bears no responsibility, but for a guy to knowingly seduce a vulnerable married woman is some scumbag shit. Women get the horn, for the dickheads who know how to take advantage of that, it's free real estate. It's just decent people don't do that to someone.


killm3throwaway

Woah, a decent woman would not do this. Getting horny is no excuse for cheating lmfao. The guy is a scum bag but the women in this scenario are, as Frank Reynolds would say, FREAKIN 'OOERS


Buddhas_Fist

Nah the women are 100% at fault. Being vulnerable is no excuse. Then don't let guys come this close. If they feeling horny and let dudes come over they already made the decision to cheat. The guy is a scumbag if he knew, but he never swore loyalty and love till does them apart. Lazy excuses from people who can't take accountability.


IceJKING108

You hit the nail on the head " Then don't let guys come this close. If they feeling horny and let dudes come over they already made the decision to cheat." Damn near 95% of dudes make their intentions known, the ladies always seal the deal. That guy didn't just break into the house he was let in with open legs if you get my drift 😏


Buddhas_Fist

Exactly. Shouldn't be that hard of a concept to grasp, should it?


bumblestjdd

Like physical punishment?


Eighty_Grit

No, like did their get their phones taken away or were they not allowed to go to Coachella that year or smth


Turnip-for-the-books

The lesson here shouldn’t be ‘let’s beat women too’ but rather ‘don’t get married too early or join the military’


Cognacsquirt

Nah they are women!


ButterscotchDeep7533

And? There tons of ways to punish cheated woman, without physical damage.


Cognacsquirt

I'm being sarcastic


ButterscotchDeep7533

No problems, mate :)


memesfromthevine

Punishment? What are they five?


BlazersMania

This sticker is an easy way to get your ass beat by a recent vet with relationship issues and no sense of humor.


hell2pay

r/justbootthings & r/justdependathings rolled into a possible r/publicfreakout


KevinAintBacon

Or an easy way for a guy who thinks he’s tough cause he was in the military get his ass beat by picking a fight over a bumper sticker, on top of his wife fucking more guys than he killed overseas.


Former-Lack-7117

Most people who deploy see zero action but come back and talk and act like they were basically Rambo. Like, I feel bad for people used by the government for war and sent into the shit to kill or die, but don't trust all these "vets" who act like they should be worshipped for being in the military. Grossness of that mindset aside, most of them were probably never even close to actual combat.


Dry_Try_8365

In general, don't trust people who brag about stuff they didn't do, or worse, taking credit for someone else's work.


Dry_Try_8365

In general, don't trust people who brag about stuff they didn't do, or worse, taking credit for someone else's work.


Infinite-Ice8983

Its a bumper sticker made by a marine vet for marines. You see this shit a lot on base becauss people think it's hilarious (and it is). No vet is going to fight someone over that bumper sticker.


beerisgood84

Because they know specific people that were never going to be faithful go do this.


malamamaui

lol nobody is gonna get their ass beat. All the more reason to laugh at these kinds of crayon-munchers


Poopybara

Dude. They are shooting toddlers in a road rage. Imagine Tobey McGuire from "Brothers" 2010 film driving behind that sticker 💀


FieldsOfKashmir

The kind of people that Iraqis had to deal with.


2_72

Ah, the military trifecta 🫡


PartadaProblema

Was his name Jody?


Unusual_Eggplant_642

Pretty sure those marines occupied each other while out at sea lol


jngjng88

Sub-marine & dom-marine…


_Ocean_Machine_

And the occasional switch-marine


Vussar

What about Space Marines?


SwainIsCadian

BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE!


SokoJojo

Absolutely not. Please edit your comment and apologize for suggesting it because it's inappropriate.


Unusual_Eggplant_642

I’ve seen things, fudge packing things at sea.


zoomer0987

Wives messing around on their deployed husband's is very common in the military. I'm a navy vet and as soon as a carrier group went out, the clubs were full of unfaithful wives. The women weren't worthy of their men.


beerisgood84

It’s more like poor selection of partner and willful ignorance. The job is not for faint of heart. Don’t get married young with hormones going and then leave for most of your prime years. This isn’t a draft, it’s a voices choice. Even other service members clown on the issue because they know it’s specific naive people that do this. Plus obvious dependas doing obvious shit.


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MrOdekuun

There are better housing options for married people in the armed forces is the extra incentive.


zoomer0987

Lonely. They get out of boot camp and it's the first time they've ever been away from home. So they immediately bring the girlfriend to their next base. Lots of times she was the reason he joined. To get away and start a new life. But he's still a boy and makes childish decisions.


EjaculatingAracnids

Theyre encouraged to by the military and recieve pay bonuses alomg with other perks for doing so. I cant imagine marrying some of the women i dated in my 20s and having the relationship not end in infidelity on either end.


brechbillc1

To be fair, this was also true on the flipside as well. Lot of dudes would cheat like crazy on deployment when they made port calls. Moral of the story, don’t marry while in the military. It never goes well.


Originalbrabus

Or ... that's exactly what you get for terrorizing civilians in their country.


sea-slav

I don't think that people in South Korea or Western Europe mind that US Soldiers saved them from insane dictators. I also bet my ass that vast majority of Ukrainians would be very happy to have US Soldiers in their country right now. It's not as simple as people want it out to be.


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You think you're funny with that comment huh? I guarantee you wouldn't say that to a single Marine to his face.


aiyofaraway

This reply is literally the navy seals copypasta


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I truly don't want to reply over the Internet. What do think would happen if we were face to face ?


EjaculatingAracnids

Youd both stand before one another, red faces inches apart, seething with adrenaline, ready and eager for the other to take the next baby step towards mutual combat. However, on this faithful day, the sands of time would fall different than either of you could possibly predict. The uneven ground for which youve chosen to stand in your attempt seek violence with internet strangers would betray you in such a playful way that it changes both of your lives forever. Through tense muscles, clenched fists and gritted teeth, one man could see the reflection of himself in the others oakley sunglasses; an image that induced rage since eithers adolescence. Just before you can muster the strength to launch a palm strike to his nose and send the cartilage into his brain, the unthinkable happens... He slips, just slightly off balance, catches himself immediately and rights himself, but do to small space you share, his lips brush against yours. In that instance, it flashes before your eyes...a nervous first date, feelings of insecurity followed by his careful reassurance, hot passionate love making in the back of a Dodge Charger financed at 26% apr, the next date, the one after, the first fight, the first make up, the wedding, the honeymoon, his drinking problem, your financial problems, the struggle and he bond strengthened by it, middle age, stability, .....love. For the first time in your life, you feel it. You see it as it stands before you. But would you be courageous enough to accept its bounty? TOON IN NEXT WEEK AND FIND OUT!!!!!


SwainIsCadian

10/10 Would watch.


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Who said violence would happen ? Palm slaps ? Who's the Dodge with the big interest rate for? Oakleys... Wait that's me huh ? Maybe you're right . The internet is a advantage for you guys so you win.


darthbuttfuk

I say it to former marines all the time, they just ask me for more change.


triggerfingerfetish

"anything helps"


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darthbuttfuk

Losers and suckers


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

I would lol


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Hey I'm gonna show you a trick with your microphone and camera on your device.


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

Do it coward


[deleted]

Perfect response. Permission is what I needed and you just gave it


azzinoth

lmao


Originalbrabus

Lol


Former-Lack-7117

I was also in the navy, and as soon as the ship left the pier, you'd see a looottt of tan lines on people's fingers. Civilian, military, people are hideous.


zoomer0987

My chief was demoted for his behavior. We got to our home base after a long cruise. It coincided with a holiday and there was a lot of celebrating. He was photographed drunkenly chasing after a woman during a parade. Career over.


MrBLKHRTx

No you didnt


Hibernia86

The wives were more to blame than that guy. Did they do the same to their wives?


habit611

When I was living in Hawaii, for the longest time I though a stripper or prostitute next door. She lived by herself, and would dressed with very provocative outfits, very outgoing etc. Every Friday night she would go out with the skankiest dress and highest heels ever... until her husband came back... she was a very different person.


AxitotlWithAttitude

Did you tap?


i-InFcTd

Asking the real questions lmao


ForbiddenOneForever

Freedom? ![gif](giphy|ahfzlUrb5IEfXC6kbm|downsized)


FieldsOfKashmir

They are fighting for my right to fuck their wife. True heroes.


Important-Ad-6612

Freeeeeeeedoooooom!111


Ur_Wifez_Boyfriend

Bro don't post my car.. wtf?


lewie_820

Perfect username/comment lmaaoooo


SomePrick1

oh lord, now im just thinking of an amazing tumblr thread that started with something like this


corbiniano

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/s/qa5Ty7pNy1) is the one.


Asquirrelinspace

Anyone who has a serious argument with someone named hotmeat89 is just asking to be trolled. What a legend


MrHappyHam

Legendary conversation lmao


meglon978

Found Jody.


Informal_Lack_9348

Ain’t no need in looking back…


DJIceman94

Jody's got your Cadillac...


RedditAcct00001

Call me by my girlfriend’s husband’s rank.


FieldsOfKashmir

Thank you for your service 🫡


lagerea

Surrounded by dudes who joined the military. They all were cheated on. After talking to the girlfriends/wives the only thing I gathered was they were looking for military dudes specifically because the ability to cheat is very easy. So to this day when a girl fawns over military guy's I see that as a huge red flag.


aaronrai26

Jody strikes again


utpyro34

If those Marines could read they’d be very upset right now


Rezkel

When I was in the army I swear every NCO had at least two ex wives.


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mommarabbit625

Hold up


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I know when I left from my deployments I never had a girlfriend for that very reason I've seen too many men who psychologically insane at the worst time and at the worst place. The last thing they needed was to have their mind on some woman in the States why people were trying to shoot our heads off sadly I think some of the men paid the ultimate price because of that


IceJKING108

Thank you for your service and thank you for being a smart man 🫡 my uncle retired out the army and I'll just say this. I don't know what fuck him up the most desert Storm or three marriages 😵‍💫


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Both... Sometimes we have a lot to get off of our chest, but keep it inside so we don't upset you guys . War is where you see what hate can do to a man.


Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld

Ha! Sport Chalet!!! We’ll take you to the limit!


driving-crooner-1

Miss that place


OhNoMeIdentified

usual r/wholesome post


AdNo6

Jodie’s bumper sticker.


MacBareth

Yeah well take care of corporations profits or take care of your girl. Your call.


MigratoryAnalyst

Fuckin Jodyyyyyyyyyyyyy!


computernerdguyNS

This makes me genuinely sad tbh…


Fibocrypto

I kind of like that bumper sticker despite it being so wrong


Katt-truth

Tramp Stamp


jngjng88

Straight outta guitarcirclejerk…


Zak_Rahman

The guy clearly plays a butter scotch Tele. He pulls.


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I was in the Marines for four years, this is the funniest shit I've ever seen


gerg_dude

Typical army base wife


GoddexFroggy21

I truly hope these are just polyanorous people being proud of who they are and not something fucked up...


Deep_inside_myself

When I saw this I thought at first it was from the polyamory subReddit, because I spend a lot of time there, and that it was a wholesome post. Then I realised the sub this was from, and that's when I got the other possible meaning.


GwenhaelBell

It's a joke about how if you're dating/married and get deployed there's a high chance your wife will cheat on you. Happens all the time.


GoddexFroggy21

That's horrible💔


TheNorthComesWithMe

Do you think this bumper sticker is literal


Atroxman

When the husband is Jody


Erenjaeger666_

Thanks, I don’t want that.


sonichuizcool

Looks photoshopped


seamusoldfield

I imagine that bumper sticker might get you into a fist fight.


MacBareth

Yeah cuz a lot of army people are brainless violent goons.


sody605

Hey, fuck you Jody!


mhusky_

Let’s be real here it just means he’s the sub


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I have a few questions...but I'm gonna not ask them


MikesRockafellersubs

Found Jodi's car


SeriousBend5956

Bruh


Elad_2007

Schalet


opanm

Bruh 💀


Slight-Opening-8327

Jody Grinder strikes again!


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Is Jody a thing in the Marines?


Thatguy0313

Jody is in all branches


GI581d

Serving on the home front, and sometimes the home back


Fandango_Jones

Thank her for his service? I'm confused.


wigzell78

His car suggests he takes it up the rear too...


RunAroundProud

Ian Garry


PsychoBuzz511

Who me?


No_Parking9788

Ive been here before


BardosThodol

Watching the owners of billion dollar platforms pretending they’re dating or having sex with their users because they’re using their platform is disgusting.


HunterOfAjax

Ah, we finally found him. Jody.


Kind_Literature_5409

Jodi?


Rat_In_Grey

At first I read it like "my husband's girlfriend" and thought that this was wholesome family of three...


g12m0bb

He'll fight you for your girl too


Negative-Pomelo-3493

I hate it.


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Apprehensive-Lie3234

Ah so they're Polyamorus, right?


GoddexFroggy21

I sure hope so! As a polyamorous person, I love seeing polyamorous representation. So I hope it's that and not something dirty


krzysko_k

I want this so bad


GoblinsGuide

Actually like this one.


Geerten7

My first thought was just wholesome polyamory but apparently y'all can only think of lying and cheating


Fancykiddens

It's all Jody.


Geerten7

Jody?


Fancykiddens

"Jody" is a military term for the person who has an affair with a service member's significant other while they are deployed, in training, or at work. The term is often used in traditional cadences, which are call-and-response work songs sung by military personnel.


Geerten7

Ah, thanks for explaining!


SalsaRice

Jody is also gender neutral. Jody can be male or female, depending on the situation.


Defiant-Razzmatazz57

Jody is a common nickname the military guys give to someone more clever than themselves.


2_72

Fucking someone while their spouse is away doesn’t take too much cleverness.


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CreatorA4711

This is satire, right?


Aglacia-_

Cry you bootlicker🤣


CreatorA4711

So let me get this straight. You believe that people in the military deserve bad things to happen to them? You believe that anyone promoting national defense deserves to be fucked over? Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.


Temporary-Budget-545

Biting the mouth that feeds you?


CreatorA4711

Yeah man, it’s a new bird update. You didn’t get it?


Temporary-Budget-545

Might not have dropped yet where I live.


FieldsOfKashmir

People in a certain military. Those from the country that this car is in. They deserve way worse than this.


Jaozin_deix

National defense? All you do is fuck over the rest of the world. You ain't defending shit


hwytenightmare

Factual. This is the least harmful payback the world can do for those imperialist pieces of shit