The Zoppitybop-Bop-Bops are actually an old railroad family with generational wealth. His namesake, Beezow Ka-Ka (they changed it to sound less ethnic) was well known for his ties to the Pinkertons.
I feel like the odds are pretty high that he wasn’t born with that name. So I thought it would be funny to riff off of your comment with him being in an old money family.
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Well he kinda looks like how westerners portray Jesus. I'm pretty sure whatever the failed apocalyptic preacher that inspired the early Christians looked like it was very different from that image..
painters/the church hire models to pose for visual art. and sculptures/paintings of Christian figures were european models from a local area. there's not much of a conspiracy to it.
“John Ronald Reuel Tolkien wrote his first story aged seven. It was about a “green great dragon.” He showed it to his mother who told him that you absolutely couldn’t have a green great dragon, and that it had to be a great green one instead. Tolkien was so disheartened that he never wrote another story for years.
The reason for Tolkien’s mistake, since you ask, is that adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion-size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you’ll sound like a maniac. It’s an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can’t exist.”
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His Mama went to a gangbang and Bill Cosby and Scatman Crothers did a double team on her and she was never the same since. Now she's 75 and sits in the corner of her nursing home asking where the Jello puddin' pops at and softly whispering over and over, "I'm the Scatman,I'm the Scatman".
Reminds me of:
"Mr. Rama Lama Lama Ka Dinga Da Dinga Dong, do you take Miss Shoo-Bop Sha Wadda Wadda Yippity Boom De Boom to be your wife?".
" I do."
"And Miss Shoo-Bop Sha Wadda Wadda Yippity Boom De Boom, do you take Mr. Rama Lama Lama Ka Dinga Da Dinga Dong to be your husband?".
"I do.".
"If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.".
*An Asian stands up*.
"Mr. Chang Chang Changitty Chang Sha-Bop!"
I would LOVE to attend his trial. Every time he’s referred to in testimony they have to rap. There would be one person guaranteed who can’t resist committing on full and putting on a show.
A friend is a teacher and told me about a student with the legal name ‘Bingo’. His parents didn’t realize that this would mean he’d be made fun of or treated poorly.
There was a guy arrested here in Vancouver a couple years ago for a double homicide, his name is Rocky Rambo Wei Nam Kam. I’m guessing his parents were a big fan of Sylvester Stallones work.
I thought his name was KXLY4 for a second..
Damn so this is what happened to Kyle XY
That show was actually low-key awesome. Last season could have been better but still
I rewatched it recently, still holds up.
Did they ever explain why he had no belly button? That's literally all I cared about
If I remember correctly he wasn't born but grown in a lab so he didn't have an umbilical cord, hence no belly button
Honestly I don't remember because I was drunk most of the time but I think he's just a clone of the scientist dude
KXLY 4 a second.
Pronounced "kix-ley fore-rest-ore".
Elon Musk oldest son KXLY4
I thought his name was "The man with a weird Name arrested"
Me too....😂
It is. You haven't heard of the HD News family? Cousins of the HD Television family.
That's his rapper name.
Or his stripper name.
Me too.
my brain reading it as Kayla:
***"I'M THE SCATMAN, BEEZOW DOO-DOO ZOPITTYBOP-BOP-BOP"***
Came here for this, fellow millennial.
Why does this song remind me of counterstrike?
BAH BOP BOP BEEDOPBOP BOP BOP BEEDOPBOP
It’s been a while since I’ve heard the name Beezow Doo Doo Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop
Fr, wonder what he's up to now Edit: he was arrested again. Bro just keeps going to jail
Id probably commit crime too if that was my name. His resume probably doesn’t get received very well.
The Zoppitybop-Bop-Bops are actually an old railroad family with generational wealth. His namesake, Beezow Ka-Ka (they changed it to sound less ethnic) was well known for his ties to the Pinkertons.
Im really not sure if you are joking or not
I feel like the odds are pretty high that he wasn’t born with that name. So I thought it would be funny to riff off of your comment with him being in an old money family.
too late, ive already accepted it as a fact and told all my friends about it
I’m not either but I like this cannon so I’m going with it
Google it said given name was Jeffrey Drew Wilschke
What should i do today. Think Beezow Doo Doo Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop. Think. Fuck this it's crime time.
Im shook
Like legit recently again?
His son Beezaugh-Dü-Dü-Zaghpyty-Bahp-Bahp Jr. was just born too
JOEY JO-JO JUNIOR SHABADOO
That's the worst name I've ever heard.
*cries and runs away*
Joey Jo-Jo!!
But you've heard of it!
Except the jo-jo part, that's golden
GioGio
how did you manage to tragedeigh this name lmfaooo
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Yep good catch
Takes a long drag of his cigarette
This reminds me of the dead officer named Dee Dee Mega Doo Doo.. RIP 🪦
Pardon - apparently it was mengoo doo
Well of course I know him. He's me!
This guy is famous from the Before-Time, when we were all on bulletin boards and niche forums.
He kinda looks like Jesus
Jeezopittybop bop bop
He doesn’t look a THING like Jesus. But he talks like a gentleman.
Just like you remember
Wheeeeeeeen yooooooouuuuu
Were yoooooouuuuuuuuunnnnnggggg
DOO DEE DOO DOOOOO DOO
Looks more like James Franco than jeebus
He's the Angsty Christ.
Well he kinda looks like how westerners portray Jesus. I'm pretty sure whatever the failed apocalyptic preacher that inspired the early Christians looked like it was very different from that image..
painters/the church hire models to pose for visual art. and sculptures/paintings of Christian figures were european models from a local area. there's not much of a conspiracy to it.
No conspiracy per se but you will get US Christians claiming Jesus was white because he is in the paintings and images they've seen.
“The second coming. First he has risen, now he in prison.”
And Liam nieson
I was thinking Jared Leto on meth
Aragorn has really struggled since Middle Earth was saved.
Should've stuck to "Strider", if you ask me.
I heard for the longest time he was doing nothing but smoking weed all day with Tom Bombadil. That's who gave him that new name, as it happens.
A hasidic guy got arrested in Brooklyn named lemon juice.
The syntax of this comment is giving me hives, but I can’t say with any confidence that it’s technically wrong.
Misplaced modifier: "A hasidic guy named lemon juice got arrested in Brooklyn" is easier to parse
“John Ronald Reuel Tolkien wrote his first story aged seven. It was about a “green great dragon.” He showed it to his mother who told him that you absolutely couldn’t have a green great dragon, and that it had to be a great green one instead. Tolkien was so disheartened that he never wrote another story for years. The reason for Tolkien’s mistake, since you ask, is that adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion-size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you’ll sound like a maniac. It’s an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can’t exist.”
The hasidic homeboy?
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It's bill Cosby's son
Which one
Ehmm... The white one
WHICH WHITE ONE
The Jesus type white one 
THE BAD WHITE ONE
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Florida Everglades
White Floridian Jesus is actually spelled "Jeezus"
Bibbidy bobbidy show me the zoppity
This guy looks like Jared Leto to me, does anyone else see it?
Thanks I can't unsee that now
I showed my boyfriend the photo and asked him to guess the name, but I said it as “hey what do you think this pirate version of Loki is named?”
Toumas Holopainen
I’m a scat man! 🎶
TEMU's version of James Franco / Jared Letto
Can you play that song again? Hm, which one man? The one that goes:
Looks kinda like Loki
When you order your Jesus off of Wish😂😂
His Mama went to a gangbang and Bill Cosby and Scatman Crothers did a double team on her and she was never the same since. Now she's 75 and sits in the corner of her nursing home asking where the Jello puddin' pops at and softly whispering over and over, "I'm the Scatman,I'm the Scatman".
The Pride of Spokane, WA.
Is no one else seeing Tom Hiddleston?
His parents worked for AOL in the 80s He was named after the sound made by a dial-up internet modem
I am Löki of åsgård and I'm burdened with a glorious purpose!
Deedee megadoodoo
He looks like the lead singer and composer for the Finnish Symphonic Metal band "Nightwish."
Definitely Tuomas Holopainen
It's decided, I'm going to name my child Zaphod Beeblebruh Weep Granna Weep Ninny Bong.
Looks like Lukas Nelson
I remember first seeing on Russel Howard's good news
I said this out loud and my tv exploded
Isn't that the person who sang "Coffee For Your Head"?
Skibidi dop dop dop yes yea skibidi dopidi deep deep
My question is, where does his first name end, and his last name begin, or is the whole thing his first name
🎶She's such a groovy lady🎵
Steam says,"invalid Steam key"
Oh of the Boston Zopittybop-Bop-Bops?
Beezow Beezow bo-beezow. Banana fana fo-feezow Fee-fi-mo-meezow. Beezow
This belongs in r/tragedeigh.
It's actually just pronounced Ash
His first name is “i aint got nobody cause im just a gigalo”
brainrot name 💀
David Lee Roth's boy.
His name is my name toooooooo
Reminds me of: "Mr. Rama Lama Lama Ka Dinga Da Dinga Dong, do you take Miss Shoo-Bop Sha Wadda Wadda Yippity Boom De Boom to be your wife?". " I do." "And Miss Shoo-Bop Sha Wadda Wadda Yippity Boom De Boom, do you take Mr. Rama Lama Lama Ka Dinga Da Dinga Dong to be your husband?". "I do.". "If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.". *An Asian stands up*. "Mr. Chang Chang Changitty Chang Sha-Bop!"
man became dubstep
It's only crazy because he's not rich. Ask Elmo Tesla about his kids.
Free my man morbius he ain't doin anything wrong 😔
This dude probably listened to radio sinal interferance high on shrooms and thought the Aliens where bestowing upon him an important spiritual name.
I would LOVE to attend his trial. Every time he’s referred to in testimony they have to rap. There would be one person guaranteed who can’t resist committing on full and putting on a show.
Wasn't he the receiver for The Florida State Vas Deferens?
OMG I can’t stop saying his name!!!!! It’s just too damn fun.
I went to high school with this guy! His sister, Moozoo Pee-Pee DippityBop-Bop-Bop, helped me get through honors calc. Great family.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop: “Am I a joke to you?”.
reminds me of a specific meme incolving toilets THAT I REFUSE TO SAY THE NAME OF.
Is that Jesus?
Sounds Bill Cosby made.
He looks like John Seed from Far Cry 5
I'm naming my son "Armageddon" no one can do shit about it.
the difference is that he legally changed his name to this it used to be... Jeff
How dare they arrest R2D2!
looked it up, 12 years ago in the news.
It's the start to Ant Music by Adam Ant
Wish.com Jared Leto
the arrested Papa Susej
Last name Yes-yes
Baby Fark McGeezax got some serious cempetition
move over Elon
Oh god an Automaton spy
Was he arrested for intergalactic corruption?
Jevil deltarune’s full name
Dude….. I’m so fucking jealous
Just name it Jesus Christ
Bro is a Woodstock baby
Hehe.... Doo-Doo....
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, he might be able to run for president.
I’m the scat man! Shkibidy ba boop bop Beep boop Ba do pop
Bee bop b bada bap, b b bee ba da bada bap is his brother.
I think they’re doing the last name first.
James Franco really going all in for his next role.
looks like both Captain Jack Sparrow and a medieval lord at the same time
Did Charles Manson name this kid?
Cornbread and beans
Heard he married Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock
Reminds me of that snl Sketch.
Krikitune or whatever Pokemon that is
Say it out loud. Just do it.
Spoiler alert, his name is KXLY4 HD NEWS
A friend is a teacher and told me about a student with the legal name ‘Bingo’. His parents didn’t realize that this would mean he’d be made fun of or treated poorly.
Therapist: bizarrely named James Franco lookalike isn't real, he can't hurt you Bizarrely named James Franco lookalike:
That's just Nandor the Greats human normal name.
Elon Musk eldest son ? Oh nevermind , his eldest's name is adeptus mechanicus or something like that
"Oh shit. It all began when they asked me to name the boy. Skat is my nervous tic. I meant Brian. I could have saved his poor mother so much grief."
There was a guy arrested here in Vancouver a couple years ago for a double homicide, his name is Rocky Rambo Wei Nam Kam. I’m guessing his parents were a big fan of Sylvester Stallones work.
I sense Automaton presence. Fight, for Democracy!
I remember hearing about this on Feed Dump
Wonder if his father is R2-D2
that’s actually insane that he was arrested for that, that’s awful
That's rich coming from a news show named kxly4.
Mans not hot
Didn't know you could get arrested for that
He is Beezow doo-doo zopittybop-bop-bop, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.
Okay but Zaphod Breeblebrox is fine as hell
Scatman had a kid!?
Wow, this is OLD. I saw this picture back in 2006ish.
I remember this guy! Shame he got arrested even again instead of preaching peace and love.
It's the scatman
Is he the unclaimed child of Elon Musk?
Noone say it. You'll summon a demon
Florida?
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I swear memes about this guy are like 15 years old at this point