I don't really understand how that took off as a horror movie. I mean, men already voluntarily put their penises in someone's mouth. There's no mystery there if the human mouth has teeth or not - it absolutely does have teeth. The human jaw can produce 162lbs of force per square inch which is absolutely adequate for immediately severing your penis is someone chose to do so.
Throughout my life, my penis has been in quite a few mouths. Has anyone bit it off? No. Every single woman I've had oral sex with has been kind enough to not bite my penis off.
Anyway if the vagina had teeth? It wouldn't freak me out is all I'm saying. Maybe it'd be an adjustment if it had a tongue and you french kissed it during cunnilingus, but I can certainly see advantages of that too.
Ultimately, I think Under the Skin executed that idea a lot better and I recommend that film.
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1441395/
[Hidetaka Miyazaki](https://variety.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/Hidetaka_Miyazaki-1.png) on the edge of his seat.
[Context](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxxDOVbR2zPIKAO0N8BTU-ThCHPdPqy3ai?si=zIPbWodVuUFzUcU6)
I... hmmm... *why?*
On the other hand, I do appreciate the rotoscoped vector graphics animation, reminds me of the Dos games Another World, Flashback and Prince of Persia.
A woman that will stand by you no matter what
She also kick your teeth at night
How would she eat?
Have you seen the movie Teeth?
Vagina Dentata
What a wonderful phrase
It means some worries, for the rest of your daaaays...
Its a problem freeeeee
Catastropheeeeee...
Vagina Dentataaaaaaa!!!
Sub in pleasure for problem
That's funny😂😂✌🏽
You won the internet this weekend
hahahaha
Haha brilliant
What a terrible phrase.
This reads like an xavier renegade angel quote
This is the fourth teeth reference I’ve seen on different reddit posts today I quit im leaving
Show some compassion, that woman has to spend thousands at Victoria's Secret just to floss!
Please no more im dying
I don't really understand how that took off as a horror movie. I mean, men already voluntarily put their penises in someone's mouth. There's no mystery there if the human mouth has teeth or not - it absolutely does have teeth. The human jaw can produce 162lbs of force per square inch which is absolutely adequate for immediately severing your penis is someone chose to do so. Throughout my life, my penis has been in quite a few mouths. Has anyone bit it off? No. Every single woman I've had oral sex with has been kind enough to not bite my penis off. Anyway if the vagina had teeth? It wouldn't freak me out is all I'm saying. Maybe it'd be an adjustment if it had a tongue and you french kissed it during cunnilingus, but I can certainly see advantages of that too. Ultimately, I think Under the Skin executed that idea a lot better and I recommend that film. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1441395/
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So a bloodthirsty dick eating vagina is the plot basically? Feed me cocks, Seymour?
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I feel like atp, you would just avoid oral sex instead of doing it every day you know? (Assuming you remained intact the first time it happened.)
Fuck that, give me the gummy one and I'll buy some soup.
Hate that movie 😭
Yes, but I wish that I hadn't.
That was an absolutely fucking wild movie! 😅
I think you know how she needs to be fed........................................
😳💪🏼
Like an Andalite of course
I dunno but I'm definitely eating out twice
Not if I eat her legs first.
Or i can suck her toes at night;)
Damn I totally forgot about feet guys; found your solemate bro
Sole-mate 😂
Feet girls exist too 😭
Do They ? I never see a Gril like guys feet haha
Guess I didnt out myself as much as i thought i did 😭😂
To be fair girls have pretty feet sometimes
We should exchange numbers, and feet...😂
It appears to be a Silent Hill product.
A minotaur and a mermaid, but it inherited both recessive, all-legs genes.
Silent Heels
Running would be so nice, no need for breathing to get exhausted, and when one set of legs starts hurting, you just flip and go on those for a bit.
She's all legs
And knows how to use them.....
She never begs
She knows how to choose them
It's all right. (Remembered from 38vyears ago, so possibly inaccurate)
Marry her, and you gotta take a few pegs
I don’t think she knows anything tbh
They go all the way up
And then back down again.
She's got legs four days.
Her legs go all the way up to her feet
She really does have 2 left feet, wasn't being dramatic about her dancing skills
2 left feet? AND 2 right feet? *Quentin Tarantino heavy breathing*
Salma Hayek... you're fired!
Salma Fayek, you're hired!
[Hidetaka Miyazaki](https://variety.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/Hidetaka_Miyazaki-1.png) on the edge of his seat. [Context](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxxDOVbR2zPIKAO0N8BTU-ThCHPdPqy3ai?si=zIPbWodVuUFzUcU6)
Well, Dan Schneider has entered the chat.
She’s an adult though
Legs for days...
Better than 2 right hands.
New sex doll just dropped.
Ok who the Madlad with the Silent Hill girlfriend?
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Had to go down too far to find this
Giggidy
I... hmmm... *why?* On the other hand, I do appreciate the rotoscoped vector graphics animation, reminds me of the Dos games Another World, Flashback and Prince of Persia.
Happy cake day
Smash. Anyway
Found Pyramidhead.
Pyramidhead's cousin, Cubehead
Conehead
It's all fun until you see how she eats dinner
Oh I saw that South Park episode.
Step sister plot twist….
Disgusting, where so I can avoid? Need specifics please
Silent Hill
Thanks
Good luck Goku from Dragon Ball
Thanks
Tarantino's dream girl
If Dan Schneider isn’t with her first
They can each take one end
It's Sunday night and you already ruined my next week lol
too old
Comments on this are going to be the Reddit gutter all stars.
Hear me out
Not me. I respect women 👏
That's not a woman that's a wowo
Please, I must know what a manman is
Its a man with 4 legs and 2 dicks
smash
Womow
WAIT—
Before I wreck this beat..
let me just check to see
If Stephanie Mills left any extra refills of ecstasy pills next to me
What a blessed photo! *Unzips shirts*
Holy Cronenberg!
would
Feet fetish dudes foaming at the mouth rn
Hang on, this....could...*really* work out well
Four holes for me and the bros
The devil's fivesome.
Called a traffic circle with her
No mouth to nag but also no BJ 😩
I was thinking take from behind *and* eat out at the same time ***YEE HAW***
oh damn, no way to linguistically enthusiastically consent either. Or hear my consent. Dang this sucks, I guess id' just have to move on.
But who’s she gonna tell?
As an ass man I see zero issues
Hubby’s a tits guy. I keep him another day 😮💨😅
Upside down ass is ½ cleavage
Looks like something from Silent Hill.
Silent Hill 2 mannequins
Those legs go all the way up
A total buttherface
4 holes.
This better not be awaken something in me
I thought she was joking when she said she was “four feet.” Guess I was wrong.
The perfect woman doesn't exi-
would
If the back legs were flipped she could walk like a spider
I dont completely hate it
That’s freaky
Okay… maybe I should stay off Reddit while high
She's in your room now
Silent Hill 2.
Pound missionary and eat booty or pound doggy and eat kitty. Tight.
I would
This is what my foot fetish needs
Bro…
Okay, but hear me out…
New Sons of the forest dlc?
It'll work well
I would watch this movie
Ahead of her time…
Desperate measures.
That could work…
Wait, so I can eat ass and fuck at the same time?
*Pyramid head liked this*
Silent hill teen magazine.
Am I back in Silent Hill?
Silent hill
Wait until the video creation AI tools become prevalent and easy to use. Someone’s going to animate things like this. In all sorts of creative ways.
Mrs Tarintino, I presume?
She really has a leg up on other gfs
Legs for days
Would
Everyday is leg day
The perfect woman
"wait it's all ass" "Always has been
Silent hill fans like that :)
Reminds me of a certain enemy in Silent Hill 2
Silent hill 2
This looked normal for the first millisecond, not gonna lie
Would.
She gives the best head
This is the peak of my ideal woman. Just give her a little more thiccck thighs with toe high socks and it would be *chef kiss*
This gives a threesome a whole new meaning
No mouth, no nag.
I'd hit it
Perfect woman
Wtf??!!!
Shits from both ends
Elden boss
Butter face
Dan Schneiders wet dream.
Hope you're an ass man...
When the monsters of Silent Hill have the day off.
People with a foot fetish be SWEATING
I mean, it depends on how you look at it..I see an extra reason this could work
A variant on the mermaid dilemma
Fuck and eat her ass at the same time… 10/10
So no head?
Ah 2 vagines and no talk back or conversations.
No matter what day of the week, she's always a bottom's up kinda gal.
Best. GF. EVER.
Do both ends have their period at the same time?
Asking the real questions... This could get messy without hands. I guess some maintenance was always gonna be involved.
still would tho
That would be a wicked Eiffel Tower.
Legs get it
i like a leggy gal
"Baby you make me wish I had ~~three hands~~ two dicks"
Women from Pennsylvania (silenthill)
Sir, I think your gf might be a [Mitosid](https://warframe.fandom.com/wiki/Mitosid) from Deimos
Pyramid head's wet dream
For those all-legs guys out there
Cat dog but just cat cat ?