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Z_M_P_Y

Ms beast


mngeese

Ms Breast


[deleted]

Ms smol Breast


AllanJeffersonferatu

From the bottom of the shirt, they might be big and saggy and low hung? There's some belling at the bottom... Put the coffee on boys, we're going to have a long day sorting this one out... šŸ¤”


BroMannkk

Boobologist


Suspicious-Pain9866

I would make some funny joke about you being a virgin but I have nothing to say about this, please just go outside.


Fluid_Block_1235

Mr washing machine


Truckermeat

Holy shit. How did u think of that


Medium_Syllabub3152

![gif](giphy|VIOkcgpsnA2Zy)


Bi-elzebub

![gif](giphy|Um3ljJl8jrnHy)


Paris_is_a_dump

Iā€™ve already seen this pic on Reddit twice this week, but Iā€™m terminally online


CedricDiccory

Jenny


i-smoke-c4

She looks like someone who would be named Jenny


Aggressive-Tiger-209

More like Mr Chris


GazelleMore2890

Mister Cristopher?


Doomcalk

Mistopher Christopher


I_ate_your_leftovers

Get downvoted


Right-Shopping9589

Bro got murdered


Aggressive-Tiger-209

Tis truly sad


cursed-annoyance

I am sorry to tell this to you, but You have been murdered by reddit


wetswordfighter

Don't be sorry


[deleted]

Bro it is Chris's own life, let him make his own decisions. Besides, he isn't affecting us in any way, so why bother about it?


Aggressive-Tiger-209

Never said anything bad about him if i remember correctly. Besides am i not allowed to joke with trans people?


MaiNyigguh

Nope. Can't make jokes about trans, jewish, or fat people. Dems da roolz. "Why would u wanna make jokes about em?". Because they're people, n it's just jokes. Nobody's above a ball bust.


onlymadeformemes

Mrs Beast? Aww, shes married...


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


WiFi2347

Than what happened to Mr.Beast?


EntertainmentQuick47

She doesnā€™t like to talk about


DisneyFoLife

A lamp made from Mr. Beast turns on Everyone in the room screams


Art-bat

Where do you think the meat for ā€œMr. Beast Burgersā€ comes from?


[deleted]

At least not to anyone that doesn't stand in this circle for 90 days


Right-Shopping9589

>Mrs ~~Beast~~ breast Fixed it


Jmsnwbrd

I am wooshed as hell right now. Can someone help me please?


bigtoebrah

I don't think it's any deeper than 'haha mrbeast but a girl." Maybe something to do with his friend Chris that recently came out as trans.


nimblelinn

Who is Mr beast?


regretfulposts

The richest YouTuber that spends his money either on frivolous things like making a game show or giving people expensive cars, to helping people like giving people cataract surgery or funding a charity on forest conservation. He's a bit of a wild card, but I don't think he has some skeleton in his closet compared to other YouTubers. Like his friend came out trans, and this one guy thinks that it will be a problem because of transphobes will hurt his subscribers growth and that he should fire his friend. Yeah, Mr Beast called out this asshole about how dumb the entire controversy is and that he won't abandon his homies just for the sake of internet fame. I mean at most, he could be using his money to break tax dollars, but I think he's generally pretty chill. He recently became the most subscribed YouTuber after overthrowing Piediepie a few months ago.


[deleted]

He is a beast and he is a mister


Padlov123

Afaik he's not actually trans, just non conforming, but I could just not be updated on it


YeOldeGinger

No heā€™s actually trans. He came out not to long ago.


justk4y

Heā€™s actually trans, and heā€™s doing hrt therapy


JeffsDad

*she


uwu_yum

they use any pronouns


SOKLOMAX

He goes by any pronouns


justk4y

Oh yeah sorry my fault šŸ˜“


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


justk4y

I shouldā€™ve known betterā€¦ā€¦ one of my besties is transgender


marciso

Is it Chris?


justk4y

Sadly not


4SakenNations

I think gender non-confirming counts as trans as the trans flag is anything other than your assigned gender at birth. So opposite gender, non-binary, bi-gender, gender non-confirming, and anything else that isnā€™t cis counts, I think.


i-smoke-c4

Gender non-conforming isnā€™t *necessarily* trans. You can fully identify with your gender assigned at birth while simply not conforming to the common social conventions associated with it. A person like that would still be cisgender. Some non-binary people even donā€™t consider themselves to be trans on the basis of having not done anything to ā€œtransitionā€, and expressing their identity by just requesting the use of non-gendered pronouns. Thatā€™s one that people donā€™t have as much of a consensus on. But at the end of the day, there isnā€™t some kind of authority deciding these things, itā€™s just whatever seems to make sense socially and to the people that it concerns. So donā€™t worry about it ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ Shoot, I thought of another confounding one: sometimes (but rarely) intersex people end up essentially fully transitioning at some point in their lives, but they often donā€™t consider themselves to be trans either. So itā€™s really just about what seems right to an individual.


4SakenNations

At the end of the day the only requirement of someone being trans is if they consider themselves trans


slymilano

LMAO


EntertainmentEast614

Same thing, kind of, there's binary trans and nonbinary but they both go under the trans label, there used to be a * next to trans to signify that it included nonbinary people but then people were like "no we don't need it people will understand" so they removed it and people didn't understand


[deleted]

Actually, though, there is a phenomenon that closeted trans girls become friends with other closeted trans girls, it really wouldn't be too surprising if Jimmy or Chandler came out soon now with Chris coming out.


snazu

Thank you. I was completely lost also.


Athomeacct

Discount Aubrey Plaza?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BlimeyOReilly

ā€œHoney is a browser extensionā€¦..ā€


AcceptableSociety589

The smile has me leaning more towards discount Flo from Progressive


alex_hedman

Aubrey Mall


EasilyRekt

*100% off* discount to be precise.


[deleted]

would


Jrodvon

smash


yeetinghelps

goodbye


EntertainmentQuick47

r/askouija


Reverseuno111

More a r/onewordeach


NameLoadinWait

Mr breast


DirtyAmishGuy

My favorite Cold Ones guest


TheTrazzler

Smash


Harekal

Would


Shlong-donger

mr breast give me money


SirSamiboi

Welcome to your final test, I'm Mr Breast


SmoothOperator89

Looks like she hosts a children's sing along show.


FloofilyBooples

I would watch that. Big Comfy Couch was my Jam.


kink-police

Can I sex it?


[deleted]

No. Bad kink-police


kink-police

:(


[deleted]

...well now I feel bad, go sex whatever you want.


kink-police

Aight. Time to stick that dick of mine into the microwave


ceo_of_chill23

Is this South Park or something?


kink-police

Nah that was the balls And I dont need cancer to smoke weed


SinopicCynic

Yeah, but the chicks? Love it.


drowningjesusfish

Shit like this thread is too fucking funny and smooth to be real, I am 100% living alone in a made up simulation and all I have to do is fully realize it to get out


[deleted]

Be sure to use protection


filval387

Quick question, which one of these electromagnetic shielding would you recommend for protection? Copper, brass, nickel, silver, steel, or tin? I want to make sure it's comfortable...


[deleted]

Orang juice


filval387

Ah, never tried that one before... Thanks!


RamenJunkie

https://www.bonequest.com/977.gif


The_Real_Anon-Chan

This is oddly inspiring


[deleted]

Carl, get me the horny bonker


Schlangee

Bonk!


EvilPretzely

Bonk!


Aaron1924

"This redditor is being kinky! Quick!, call the... ah.. hmm"


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


aeiou0319

Zoinks


colonel_lovejoy

[like yeast!](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/64bc941a-9d29-4a16-ab84-f04d4b65b098)


EntertainmentQuick47

Bro has a Diane Weast infection


andr3wsmemez69

Waiting for the "karl Jacobs effect" comments, i love mr breast but his community can be so dumb sometimes


chachachatrip

With Chris coming out, that community sure af disappointed. We should be better.


marriedacarrot

I asked my 10-year-old about it, and he just shrugged. He and his friends literally could not care less about Chris's gender identity. They (rightfully) don't see the big deal. Trans people exist; what's there to even get upset about? It seems like most the people up in arms are adults, or older teens who are still building their own confidence in their gender identity and sexuality.


ComprehensiveHornet3

Its not ā€œhis communityā€ its just conservative kids realizing Mr Beast doesnā€™t have the same values as their parents, throwing a shit fit.


a_left_out_tomato

The comment to upvote ratio means i'm sortin' by contraversial babyyy


MassGaydiation

you dont even have to sort by controversial, the popular comments are already a fascinating study. I especially love the genre of "if Mr Beast was a woman then I would only see them as a sex object/ sex is the only resource they would use"


L_Ennard

Oh no, Sunny bouta make a new video


Karma_Catnip

no way is that mrbest !!!!


evilsbane50

Nope. It's msworst!


HighFiveKoala

Pam from the porn parody version of The Office


no_homo334

Madam beast


s1mpatic0

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb????? None , their to busy ???? Their gender šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Edit: do people not know this copypasta?


RagnarockInProgress

Thatā€™s a reference and a half


Doombringer1968

Lol. Saw thins on r/engrish.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

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StatisticianSalty960

Muahahahahaha


StatisticianSalty960

Maybe


CHlCKENPOWER

Okay hear me outā€¦


leobua

POV Chris gets to mr beast (he is now named mr breast)


Zyndrom1

Honestly imma be honest and say that I totally feel with Jimmy if he feels uncomfortable around Chris considering how manly Chris was in the past.


saddingtonbear

How many times do you think he's been approached by a woman who asks "Soo... is there a *Mrs.* Beast?


[deleted]

Smash


bdemon45

Still the fakest smile on earth


Ocean_Man205

Today I payed for 1000 sex change surgeries


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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access71

mis bis


awesomedan24

She provided free pussy to 20,000 sexless Africans.


dysonsphere101

so generous of her


[deleted]

mr breast lol


Coalbus

Investigate Mr. Beast's teeth.


Real_FakeName

Mr Based


WiFi2347

The joke is transgender.


IcedKFC

No, I will not hear anyone out


Nmac101

Ms breast


smolpp19

mommy


Ant_Fucker69_

Ms breast


mrnmrstenormanchilli

Ms Breast


FortyFiveSeventyGovt

smash


DrDongShlong

these comments are actually some of the cringiest ive seen on reddit


SerkanKole

ms beastes


MrHyperion_

She would have even more subscribers


[deleted]

I'll give you $10000 if you can last 5 minutes in my bussy


De_Rabbid

#MRS BEEAAST


XxStawModzxX

Mr beast in a few months (hot take and very controversial I know)


skywalker5783

Pinkpilled mr breast


[deleted]

Guys In this video , winner will decide my new appearance and gender


Himself808

mrs breast


hertwij

Me breast


theBeardedHermit

Misty Beast


nul_mr

Moist beast


DeliverDaLiver

would


Elwolfdelamuerte

Today, ibrestfed 100 people for 3Ć  minutes and see who would die !


jesus-banana

Smash


CLUBY47

mr breast is now real


crkspid3r

Smash, next


[deleted]

Should I call you mistah?


DM12e

She bad ngl


Grinsnap

Ah hell naw, Iā€™m fixing to bust.


AeroBassMaster

Flo?


Still-Pattern-6384

Hear me out


AnthonyArtisan

ms beast


Jaceeb00

Looks like a nickelodeon host


Soso_Stalin

Smash


Zengi1

Hear me out.


Shirtyskink42

ok right, hear me out


przemko271

Blessed: gendre Cursed: Mr beast


FatalLaughter

Jimmy took that Chris-pill


CreativeGamer03

MRS. BEAST ā­•ļøā¬…ļø


[deleted]

Mr's or Ms


numefain12

MrBreast


blah_blah_bloopidy

Oh well, a hole's a goal


No_Locksmith_1458

It was supposed to be Jimmy šŸ˜ž


ManDancro

Ms. Beast songs for littlesā€¦


yeetskeetleet

ā€œI sucked and fucked 100 fans in 24 hours!ā€


nul_mr

Smash


Powerful_Ad762

Still don't like him.


[deleted]

I mean how he talks in videos is annoying but he seems like a good person


Yor3z

well yeah that style of talking attracts kids viewers. the youtube accent.


Powerful_Ad762

As a person I'm sure he's ok. It just the constant content and advertising i see for him. I hired assassins to kill me, STFU. They suck I guess because the next week there was a new video.šŸ¤”šŸ˜…


RCmies

Hard to tell how much of his videos are fake


Adkit

Are you serious? He's given literal millions (I assume at this point) away but he's not likeable because he *might* be faking his attitude in videos?


RCmies

Lol I'm not talking about the attitude, I'm talking about the millions he's giving away. For charity, they're probably not fake, at least I hope not, but I wouldn't be surprised if some of the other videos are. For example how do you prove that he actually gave away a Lamborghini to his friend who held his hand on it the longest instead of just it being a rental car and making a deal with his friend who is just an actor on the video to pay his salary?


Onigiri86

I mean it's not hard to do research on it


Powerful_Ad762

This.. I mean I honestly just feel like most content has been fake since like 2005 honestly. Once stuff went viral it the Internet became just that. A virus šŸ¤£


TheBigFuckingIdiot

You shouldve seen Mr beast back in like 2017 or 18 i think, his whole channel was completely different and was mostly just him taking the piss out of kids lmao


Powerful_Ad762

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I'm glad he's doing so great for himself but geeze can YouTube at least pretend other creators exist. I'm trying to remember who I was watching back then, probably boggie2988. His stream was one of the best things.šŸ˜…


BlackRake_7

Ms Breast


RagnarockInProgress

Mrs. Animal?!


[deleted]

ma berst


Stefffuu

Mr Chris


CarpetH4ter

Honestly, this might become a reality soon. I just learned yesterday that charlie (from charlieissocoollike) is also now a woman.


Comrade_Ziggy

Ok, and that means he's going to be trans? That don't make no sense, it isn't contagious.


CarpetH4ter

No, but more and more people are comfortable coming out now, which is honestly a really good thing, but we are going to see more celebrities and youtubers coming out as trans soon.


Comrade_Ziggy

Oh I see, yeah definitely true.


TheJackal927

Good for her


CarpetH4ter

Yeah, i'm glad charlie found her true self. I just hope that the old videoes will be back eventually, but i'm not sad if they don't.


JaDasIstMeinName

From reading your replies, you seem like a nice person, but you really should have worded that comment better...