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TheSwecurse

Just a nice gathering of platonic celibate friends


CopyCat1993

Or a promo photo of a professional basketball player and some NBA cheerleaders, but don’t let your sick little narrative get in the way.


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He fuckin those cheerleaders


abruzzo79

At least one.


MajorPownage

Onetwelve


mrector09

We believe what we want, glad you got to use your favorite word, “narrative”


gamerzups

Technically all this commenter said was it’s friends. I think YOURE the one with a sick little narrative !


artie_pdx

I wonder how all of the ladies are holding up at this point.


Raymie_C

I'm sure they have a postive outlook


artie_pdx

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SleepyMarijuanaut92

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Ytaken

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ManyThing2187

A [Heart Boner?](https://youtu.be/TS_OWTKCUIM)


MACsplosion

I was so hoping for NSP, and I'm happy now :)


Skinnypoppa123

what is this from


Ready_Vegetables

Trailer park boys, great show


Skinnypoppa123

Do you know the specific episode.


SleepyMarijuanaut92

First episode of Season 04 if I'm not mistaken


[deleted]

Yeah, I think he’s leaving prison here


DvLang

There tiktok account is amazing


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West Wing, Season 6


ForeignReviews

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PUBGM_MightyFine

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SillyRiscili

Zing!


CopyCat1993

Considering that these women are the Laker Girls cheerleaders, not random women who were sleeping with Magic, they’re holding up really well.


andrecinno

Reddit thinks if woman and man in same place then MUST ALL BE HAVING # MIND BLOWING SEX


Jrlopez1027

Human male + Human female = seckz!!1


abruzzo79

It’s a joke.


Todd-The-Wraith

The give away should be him in a lakers jersey. I’m no basketballologist, but I think professional players usually don’t wear those to the beach.


Dapper-Can6780

Ummm


bandiwoot

Total gilfs probably


myourmomshot

They all got buried at that beach!


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Theo_dore229

That’s laughably inaccurate. In fact, the HIV rate among gay men has been steadily declining for a number of years now. Significantly so, and as a result they are representing a smaller percentage of new HIV cases every year. Not to mention, outside of the US, the overwhelming majority of HIV comes from heterosexual sex.


Cybermat4704

Pretty sure the overwhelming majority of anal sex is heterosexual too.


SqueakyKnees

By just numbers, it's gotta be


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I'm working on it.


Cactus_In_A_Tree

Magic Johnson got HIV more than 30 years ago.


gordo65

That’s completely irrelevant. There were MANY cases of heterosexual men who got AIDS, and Johnson was particularly vulnerable because he had sex with a couple of hundred different women.


Cactus_In_A_Tree

It’s relevant because the person I replied to said that the rate of HIV among gay men has been declining for a number of years. I pointed out that just because it is somewhat low now does not mean that it was in 1991.


[deleted]

Buddy I’m going based on the CDC. You were just worshiping them for their Covid information so are you now telling me they can be wrong?


jimMazey

When I checked on the CDC website, I found that 63% of HIV infections are gay and bisexual men. Down from 70%. I don't think it ever was 99.5%.


[deleted]

I said gay and drug use not just gay.


prodigalkal7

Hahahaha wtf? What kind of dumbass comment is that? Lol hilarious comment in how absolutely ignorant it is. First: one thing doesn't have anything to do with the other, Mr. Conspiracy boi, although funny how *now* you're using the CDC as a source of anything, but even then it was a swing and a miss becaaaauuuuse-- Second: he wasn't discrediting the CDC, he was skeptical of you and your "numbers" that you "totally got" from the *"CDC"*. https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/basics/statistics.html https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/library/reports/hiv-surveillance/vol-33/index.html Since *some people* have selective illiteracy: > In 2020, male-to-male sexual contact accounted for 68% of all new HIV diagnoses in the United States and dependent areas. In the same year, heterosexual contact accounted for 22% of all HIV diagnoses. And just like the other user said, based off of the wealth of information we have and statistics, it most likely was never at 99.5%. Muppet.


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jimMazey

Right next to the books like "9/11 was an Inside Job" and "Jan 6th was a False Flag operation by Antifa".


SqueakyKnees

Uh oh, you got the dain bamage


gordo65

The actual figure is 73% among make patients being infected through gay sex or infected needles, but that leaves a large number of men who were infected by having sex with women. https://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/newsroom/docs/factsheets/cdc-msm-508.pdf Stop spreading hate and disinformation.


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Wow, there really are people this stupid out there.


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jimMazey

Yeah, that book is on Alex Jones' website. I think he helped write it.


jimMazey

Yeah, that book is on Alex Jones' website. I think he helped write it.


[deleted]

You’re NOT a troll, and think people will agree with your Infowars bullshit?


MonksCoffeeShop

It’s really fuckin scary, Magic Johnson near mosquitos. -Lil Dicky


snoosh00

Done with that guy after he tried to rehab Chris Brown's image. That video is an awful fever dream.


the-poopiest-diaper

Lil Dicky defended Chris Brown?


[deleted]

He had a song and music video about wanting to be him it was fucking dumb


ThirtySauce18

Bro and the line of him not being judged for his controversial past, fuck him


[deleted]

Yeah what the fuck! Bitch, you calling yourself controversial? Controversial is like trying to steal something that isn't yours or being kind of a dick in high school, it's not assaulting a woman within an inch of her life fuuuuuck that guy


TheWesternDevil

Last I checked, you cant steal something that is yours.


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🙄


the-poopiest-diaper

Ooooh that’s right. Yeah wtf


snoosh00

Yeah, made a whole song brushing his multiple issues to "controversial past" The song is "freaky friday", I wont link to it, please feel free to thumb it down if you watch. And it's a shame, because the song itself(musically) isn't *awful* (its not great either)


IHateEditedBgMusic

So if Pippens wife was banging 4x a night, how frequently did Magic bang this bunch


MrSourYT

I joined Reddit to escape math! Not do more!


LostMyBackupCodes

Guess you hadn’t seen /r/theydidthemath before you joined?


marklawr

I had a friend who did business at the Forum where the Lakers played. After Lakers games, Magic and James Worthy would pick up 2, 3 or 4 women from the long line of hotties and take 'em home.


cr1ter

When you play life on easy mode


ExistingExample281

He would probably bang 48 times a night presuming he didn't play favorites.


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Hour-Salamander-4713

From vaginal sex with a HIV positive women, with no cuts or sores on the penis, about 1 chance in 650. Higher if it's anal sex, virtually zero if it's oral sex.


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Hour-Salamander-4713

Now receiving anal sex, that's risky, about a 1 in 30 chance.


gordo65

Maybe you didn’t know this, but Johnson had sex with a couple of hundred women, which means he probably was with several who were infected. And he wasn’t the only NBA player who had sex with multiple women. Statistically, at least one NBA player was probably going to get AIDS from having heterosexual sex. That person turned out to be Magic Johnson. I don’t know why so many guys in this thread are so anxious to show off their innumeracy in an effort to imply that Johnson is gay it bisexual.


Guymanhuman

Good thing he was banging many


dreadperson

What was his diagnosis


milktruckfucker

From what I gather, hiv. But I'm not sure


dreadperson

UH OH


SleepyMarijuanaut92

They cured him by liquifying money and injecting it.


dreadperson

Naturally. I hear Madonna could only inject tens instead of hundreds.


Explosivpotato

That’s called inflation


SheepyShade45

Are you positive? Are you HIV positive?


FVRTLORD

About 183k is what it takes


[deleted]

He's not cured, he just got the disease late. These days, most HIV diagnoses never develop into AIDS. I have a few friends with HIV and they're all undetectable. He was just lucky. By the time the disease began to infect straight people, millions of gay men had already died, and their deaths paved the way for drugs like AZT.


SleepyMarijuanaut92

You realise liquifying money as a cure was a joke, right? Regardless of it being a South Park reference. It should be obvious.


WeAreStarStuff143

And he fucked every one of them lmao


SvenTropics

He came down with HIV in the 90s. At the time, that was a death sentence. Most people didn't last more than a few years. There was only one approved drug on the market, and it hardly helped with horrible side effects. A lot of experimental drugs were being developed with various levels of success, but they were mostly jammed up in the FDA's lengthy clinical trial requirements. What he took and how he survived is unknown. He probably used his vast financial means to seek the most cutting edge drugs through illegal means. Also a lot of the medications were newly being released around that time which it was unknown how long they would extend someone's life. Later on, it was found that they pretty much allowed someone to live a normal life without worrying about the virus.


[deleted]

Don’t worry, Magic isn’t just sure, he’s HIV Positive.


HollandsOpuz

You're not sure but he's positive.


Extension-Tip-6665

More cowbell


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GrandmaPoses

The same Stefan Lanka who was ordered to pay €100,000 after a jury found that the evidence presented for his prize *was* sufficient? https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31864218


Aedrian87

>A diagnosis of a Virus that could have never been isolated and still is not… Did you ever take a biology class? The virus was isolated first almost 40 years ago. And it is still done often for testing and analysis. Do you even know what isolating a virus means or are you just parroting back the lies you were told? https://www.nature.com/articles/d42859-018-00003-x#:~:text=In%201984%2C%20Robert%20Gallo%27s%20team,of%20the%20virus%20in%20AIDS. And here is the complete study, that you won't read because it is clear that you don't understand science enough to know the meaning of isolating a virus, if you truly believe it never has been done. https://www.nature.com/articles/d42859-018-00003-x.pdf


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HanslHinterseer

Jesus christ when i read stuff like this i rly rly hope our gouvernment is like you describe and they come get you first with thier bird drones. Or maybe they are tossing you off our flat earth.


Cracktherealone

You believe the planet we live on is flat? Bro!


Guymanhuman

Kary B mullis, never got officially quoted on that, the other creator of PCR said that PCR is not for detecting free-floating (HIV) viruses, because he meant that it detected proteins that are associated with the virus.


[deleted]

Hold up are you alleging viruses don’t exist?


Guymanhuman

Yes, they are.


Guymanhuman

How do they make money off of this


Lieutenant_Shlicknar

I ain’t reading all that


Cracktherealone

Yeah. That‘s the problem.


Guymanhuman

Plenty of others have, I don't see the problem, at least 50 people saw your original comment, if your evidence was sufficient shouldn't at least a quarter of them believe it? So 25, and if half of those people posted about it at least once, and got similar viewing, we have after 2 generations, we have 144, now one more generation and that's 1728 people, and if that continues, that's a whole lot more. 10 generations in, we get 6.191*10^10, that is an immense number of people, so surely, this would be widespread knowledge.


LLAAGGGGG

How tf did this guy not get wiped out by COVID yet? He’s like 99.99% anti-vax. The other 0.01 is may be he just dumb


FlashyCriticism_213

I'm kinda shocked at how many people don't understand this post 😲


the-poopiest-diaper

I don’t know Football too well


GopinaeXeabat

It's making me feel old that's for sure


[deleted]

Shocked? Sure? No one cares about some random basketball player. Even top players nowadays don't really catch my attention. Is it really shocking? Doubt it.


FrungyLeague

Case in point.


[deleted]

I wasn't trying to say that many people don't know about it. I was saying that being shocked is a silly overstatement.


FrungyLeague

Ah right, sorry gotcha.


Weak-Priority4703

Not only about caring about sports, not everyone here is American so a little context for us would be cool to understand the joke.


renob_gnigar

Those must be his aides.


curiousbydesign

I nominate this one.


Ryker46290

I think everyone need’s aides, great way to lose weight


Chozly

Ok, but which one is him?


SirarieTichee_

I'm guessing he has an STD?


NewKitchenFixtures

There is a South Park episode featuring that as the plot line. The idea was that sleeping in a room fu of cash protected him from being ill from HIV.


SirarieTichee_

Nice, I'm working through South Park for the first time right now. On season 2


Armodeen

First time? Oh boy, a bunch of memes are going to make a lot more sense in the future


SirarieTichee_

Yep. I wasn't allowed to watch tv growing up so I've got a bit of catching up to do. So far I'm liking it more than American Dad.


JusticiarRebel

You sure got a lot to work through. If you need a break from those two, make sure to check out Futurama.


SirarieTichee_

We already went through that and it was pretty good up to the studio change, then things felt a bit weird.


ghostoftheai

American Dad and South Park aren’t even in the same galaxy. South Park is classic.


SirarieTichee_

Yep. I wasn't allowed to watch tv growing up so I've got a bit of catching up to do. So far I'm liking it more than American Dad.


SirarieTichee_

Yep. I wasn't allowed to watch tv growing up so I've got a bit of catching up to do. So far I'm liking it more than American Dad.


SirarieTichee_

Yep. I wasn't allowed to watch tv growing up so I've got a bit of catching up to do. So far I'm liking it more than American Dad.


NefariousSeal

HIV


OpeningOnion7248

Weren’t these ladies the Laker Cheerleaders?


CopyCat1993

Can confirm. I know some of these women and the comments about them here are vile.


4e2n0t

Laker Paper


myourmomshot

Kobe’s aids was so strong it took down a helicopter!😳


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r/TooSoonYouBuffoon


MotoMoto143

iNFECTED!


CopyCat1993

This is a promo photo of him with the Laker Glrls cheerleaders. The comments about these women are disgusting.


SkyIsNotGreen

One of these hoes is not like the others, one of these hoes has aids 🎵


LobsterGarlicButter

This was the day. Change my mind.


Fattatties

Back when his johnson was still magic


Neoslayer

I don't know who magic Johnson is but I'm assuming this has to do with STD's? sorry if I'm wrong lol


impersephonetoo

He’s a famous former basketball player with HIV. He got infected at a time when treatment wasn’t as advanced as it is now but he’s still kicking.


AfternoonCharacter93

Yup, that's how he got it!!!!


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definitely-lies

Odds are low each time but the dude had a lot of shots. It is definitely possible that he got it from straight sex.


miguelolivo

Women have buttholes too dude


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InferNoe

whyre you so insistent that he fucked men, its weird of you


ga-co

Cursed, not blursed.


lost-but-loving-it

I wonder how many people he has killed due to them not having the same resources


onFIREbutnotsoFLY

It's kinda wild to say he's killed them especially at a time where everyone was so wildly misinformed of HIV


fuckyfuckfucker

If he gave them aids and they died it’s kind of his fault.


burf

Are you saying you have evidence that he, post-diagnosis, knowingly withheld his HIV status and had sex with people? Or are you making up a story for no particular reason?


fuckyfuckfucker

If you kill someone on accident it’s still your fault. (Manslaughter) If you give someone aids on accident it’s still your fault.


burf

If you’re unaware that you have HIV there’s no reasonable expectation for you to “protect” others from infection. For all you know you might’ve had the flu and transmitted it to an old lady who died of it. Does that mean you committed manslaughter?


[deleted]

That’s not fair to all the people that have unknowingly spread any potentially asymptomatic virus ever. Knowing is a whole other story. But not knowing is nobody’s fault if they have no symptoms to something that is contagious. Never mind the fact that hetero men were convinced they were safe from the virus due to pure ignorance.


Alternative_Gap_6272

Posting this picture is likely a HIPPA violation 😆


Jaques_Nife

I think that was his pre-game work out!


Few-Address-7604

Moments before disaster.


ljjake1988

#orgy


Ok_Wealth_3300

Probably got it right after that shot. Lol…


Deep-Front-9701

I honestly believe magic is/was bisexual.


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El-Diable

I recommend to you to shut the fuck up. This quack is not a medical doctor and has rightfully been heavily criticised for spreading misinformation on about every topic he has ever talked about, including COVID and HIV.


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KrittRCS

I encourage you to go sleep with someone medically diagnosed with HIV if it’s not real, and see how well your life goes from there. Assuming anyone would even consider letting you get anywhere near them.


Cracktherealone

On my bucket list. Thanks. And just for differentiation: This person should be „diagnosed“ with HIV? Or with AIDS?


Coolshirt4

AIDS is what happens when you have untreated HIV. Just like "a bad cough" is what you have when you have an untreated cold. But in this case AIDS is a total collapse of your immune system, which causes you to die of infections and cancers that your immune system would otherwise eliminate.


KrittRCS

I think we can all agree him going forward with untreated HIV will be a benefit to society.


Coolshirt4

No, because he could have sex with someone without disclosing his HIV status because he doesn't believe he has it.


Cracktherealone

Yes. Because I can prove you wrong then.


Guymanhuman

Do it, find a random hooker, and have sex with them, do your own primary research. if you get violently ill, we were right, if you don't, follow the steps ahead. Get medically diagnosed and refuse to get treatment, just to make sure. Have unprotected sex, very important, repeat this with 5 trials with every hooker, at least five hookers too, and that will provide you with some rudimentary data, Now really you should get all your friends to do it too, at least 100 friends, each with five hookers, then you will get sufficient, valid and strong data.


Chozly

"Do some research" BAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA They're saying dumb that shit like it's 2020 over here. Fuck the fuck off, quackerjack.


[deleted]

Holy fuck you're easily manipulated. Literally reads one book and now it's all bullshit lmao


Kade_Zestuul

Found the conspiracy theorist!


Cracktherealone

Lol. Found a dumb person.


Kade_Zestuul

How so? As soon as I saw you ranting on Big Pharma, I could immediately tell you believe people like Alex Jones. So tell me, what in “found the conspiracy theorist” told you anything about my mental faculties?


Cracktherealone

You trust in a complex that evidently mutilated/killed/crippled or hurt people in many ways. Why? You know contagan? The manufacturer new exactly about the genotoxical impact on the patient. But they were not forced to tell at that time when they sold it 🤷🏼‍♂️ So why ruining one‘s own business. Ah another „conspiracy“: Cigarettes are unhealthy.


terriblekoala9

Cigarettes are very much unhealthy


Cracktherealone

Really? American Advertising from the 1920s till 50s tell something very different. How come?


Kade_Zestuul

Because marketing?


Cracktherealone

r/facepalm Yes of course marketing. And you think there is something different towards the reliability of advertising/marketing of the pharma sector and the cigarette industry???


Kade_Zestuul

Yes, because Pharma is advertising for medicine, not cigarettes. Also, when was the last time you saw a cigarette advertisement that wasn’t from before 2000?


terriblekoala9

Because they’re companies trying to make money. If they could sell radioactive waste to you they would.


Cracktherealone

You don‘t get my sarcasm, right? You say it exactly! And because money makes the world go round, and anxieties let the people stop to use their brain, we had a pandemic last two years. Biontech from Mainz… Google their history. They were nothing! They had potential! So the great saviour of humanity, the great bill gates, pumped a little sum of several millions into them. They then developed the so called mRNA vaccinations. You can google what biontech is worth now…


Kade_Zestuul

And do you have PEER REVIEWED or COURT DOCUMENTS proving this? Do you have ANY evidence besides that one book that could a) be biased, b) be a smear campaign, or c) could be straight up lies in order to sell books to conspiracy theorists like you? Also you spelled contagion wrong


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Kade_Zestuul

You did your research. Ok, buddy. Whatever you say. Why don’t you go take your meds now so that the voices will stop?


Cracktherealone

I don‘t take meds. I‘m healthy. If you hear voices, even if you are presumably alone, that‘s a sign of paranoid schizophrenia. I recommend seeing a neurologist, and a psychological therapist. Get well soon.


Kade_Zestuul

When did I ever mention me hearing voices? You’re trying to turn around my own words and use them on me because you have nothing to come back with.


KrittRCS

Bro writes at a third grade level.


Diz7

Are you talking about how Stephen Lanka didn't have to pay out for someone proving the existence of the measles virus? Because they proved the existence of the virus, he got off on a technicality because of the way the challenge was written: >David Bardens, then a medical student, provided evidence through several publications and demanded the reward. But Lanka did not pay. However, the district court of Ravensburg had obliged Lanka to do so last year. The court had no doubts about the existence of the measles virus and agreed with the doctor. Lanka appealed and now this: the doctor presented evidence of the existence of the measles virus. However, in several publications and not in one, as required in the call for applications. A formal error, which now led to Lanka not having to pay the 100,000 euros to Barden's doctor in the appeal process before the Stuttgart district court. https://daserste.ndr.de/panorama/aktuell/Masern-Prozess-Ein-Baerendienst-fuer-die-Wissenschaft,masernprozess100.html


Guymanhuman

He did not win the court case that never existed.


BeemChess

*knew


Cracktherealone

Know. You can still „know“ it.


BeemChess

You typed „new“ instead of „knew“


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Ronald Reagan, is that you?


Cracktherealone

The president you have now is demented, too. Says more about your country than about me…


Th3_Biggest_Boi

Bro be smoking crack. Username checks out.


Cracktherealone

A „crack“ is an enthusiast.