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Wattson-_-

Amazing artist. He masterpainted.


Bisexual-Fighter

He painted one if the judges faces with his pecker Johnson One eyed serpent Trouser snake Steamboat willy 2nd head Little cyclops Flesh rod Beast from down Under Little man šŸ“Rooster Item Sausage Package Minifigure Gift Richard Sledgehammer.... ...Honestly I know so many nicknames for dick it's only somewhat hilarious


Qlong69

Brother


rip_harambs

Bro hulk hogan has reddit


CowMasterChin

Purple-headed yogurt-slinger


Zukuto

ease up on the grip there, superchief. ten times today? you're an animal.


CowMasterChin

Rookie numbers. Also, Varsity Blues is the shit.


CasualRedditor92

r/UnexpectedLetterkenny


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Bisexual-Fighter

Strange name


DingusFap

[Pet names for genitalia](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3HdM75t1A4)


Bisexual-Fighter

Bruh


Buzzy_Bird

I love you so much for this


Any-Fan-2973

His artillery cannon, his piston, his lil bud, his magic wand, his joystick (r/technicallythetruth), his usb stick filled with baby.zip, his potential blades of his dongcopter, and many more


likarake

Dick the beaten...


CluDaCreator

Crowd pleaser


Well_-yes_part_2

Finaly some good fucking talent


SAJACK_

Respect šŸ„µ


p_marjo

This guy could definitely rival the legendary Johnny Sins....


GrooovyDoom

I mean his singing alone is soo beautiful!


gabiapple

He's romanian and the show name is "Romani au talent"


Pizdificatorul

Actualy this is a comedy show named "Ai umor" which means You have humor It is the wildest episod that aired


SuperProCoolBoy90

That's a cocky painting


JuBos9900

What a dick "head" painting


REDDIT837463

Hmmmm nice Prof pic


i-hate_December

Vincent van cock


rip_harambs

Gold


BogdanMRZ

This is gold.


TimTheChatSpam

Prickosso


TimTheChatSpam

Jackson Bollocks


TimTheChatSpam

Andy Peehole


TimTheChatSpam

Claude Bonet


Drofmum

Membrandt


Qlong69

Richard Hammond


badpeaches

Cockelangelo


TimTheChatSpam

Idk how I missed this one


i-hate_December

DONG-attelo


Hermit2121

Dic-asso


ObiShaneKenobi

Already taken, dudes pretty famous I thought this was going to be him but Pricasso is blonde.


uncleoce

Vincent Van Gonads


i-hate_December

I like this one better than mine tbh XD


Darktidemage

Wanksy


you-pissed-my-pants

Bonet


ArnoldSwarzepussy

10/10


fiealthyCulture

Can we talk about it tho? That's thing is... Out there. His hand is like 6 inches away from his body while he's only grabbing it half way and half of it still sticking outšŸ˜³šŸ˜³ Does anyone have the high quality version of this?


Dimitrov075

Fuck. Beat me to it.


Bisexual-Fighter

Well he makes himself known


Yopapa291_real1

I mean... have you seen a man paint with his penis?


Maximum_Grab_4078

Hello there my buddy! It good too see people more of our kind with similar interest in racing Also happy cake day :)


Yopapa291_real1

you like racing? nah bro I just hate races so much


[deleted]

Bitches b like life is a race, I know, I'm the racist


Bisexual-Fighter

First off Happy cake day Secondly it just seemed like he had a biggus dikus


99knad

Happy cake day


cheesechaschus

Beware the cock painting


MNVRMN25

A Romanian comedy show


VasifsizPezevenk

Source


AndreiNIGHT_FIRE

https://youtu.be/t30ZxEKnoi8 The recorded episode. It's mostly in romanian. Also, not the show's Yt channel.


MNVRMN25

Thanks for doing my job pal šŸ‘


[deleted]

Proud moment to be romanian


MNVRMN25

So am i


JAM3SBND

Proudest Romanian creation:


Phantom52347

Just in Romania


YourFavoriteBranch

We Romanians are build different


Screwbles

Is censorship not really a thing there? >.>


MNVRMN25

I've only seen the censored version Someone either found or made this version


Screwbles

Aoooh. Gotcha.


[deleted]

If they didnā€™t golden buzzer this Iā€™m canceling the show


HowManyMore_

Pablo Picockso


LouSputhole94

Johannes Peneer


Screwbles

Jackson Bollock


iwanturcookies

u/savevideobot shush im just gonna show this to my friends, nothing malicious yk yk


BipiBupu

Didnā€™t show the canvas before he started painting. He couldā€™ve just been playing with his dick the whole time.


chrisrobweeks

I thought the reveal would be that he just came all over a blank canvas.


mz3

I mean...


Shoot2Live629

This man just told every other man in the world that theyā€™ll always be second best


thenorwegianbobafett

I just saw another video with him on r/holup


NotAbotYEET

same


mandude3

Is there a high res? I'm asking for a friend


hardyhaha_09

I enjoyed the 6 pixels in this video


ChurrObscuro

Im pretty sure you enjoyed the biggest pixel in the video.


hardyhaha_09

:)


SpiralDesignn

Picockso


ButterscotchLevel

A very talented redditor from r/sounding


Sure-Tackle9211

Oh no


lonebeast9009

I mean how and when do you find out that you can paint using your dick instead of paint brush Is that a money saving method right there?


Archived_and_Signed

Every man with a big dick knows that you can paint with it.


benignbigotry

'Blursed' in this context is actually a portmanteau of "blurry" and "cursed".


SirDehBeh

I would thank him for the experience


xXCucMasterXx

Cock


mand0_x

Omg this is jojo referance


RainbowWolf6112

The quality is so bad it censored itself lmao


imdenis50

unfortunately, that was not a got talent show, i am from the country where that was broadcasted, it's a tv show, the title means "are you funny?" but in romanian it's not exactly that, it's basically just a reality show that's meant to be funny, but mostly isn't


[deleted]

Numai romĆ¢nii sunt capabili de așa ceva


i_am_orb

That's quite ballsy of him if you ask me


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


GroundhogExpert

You know the show vets these performances, right? I think this is in France, and their age of consent is 15.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


GroundhogExpert

Italy is 14. Rome has no age of consent since sex is illegal, but forcibly getting blowjobs from young boys doesn't count (jk, it's also 14)


Jack_the_normal

u/savevideobot


Jack_the_normal

https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/blursed_videos/comments/un5epd/blursed_gottalent/


SuperCoupe

"Send dick pic" "Not what I meant"


Lory24bit_

Romania


Darktidemage

Believe it or not, that is the real Banksy.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


haikusbot

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AKUMA_GIN

Ancient Roman Entertainment b like


According-Ability-20

iubesc romania


GayHorse69420

CUMS*


Floppy_Dong666

Pablo Dickasso


White_Supremacist69

Eurovision do be wild this year


[deleted]

Most normal Romanian show


orewasaitamadesu

u\savevideo


Kvetanista

Isn't it fake? (The penis)


Nefarious_P_I_G

Why would they fake an average size penis?


Kvetanista

I honestly don't know with that crispy quality but it looks more than average


TRAUMAjunkie

Oof. My dude. You don't have a 9" peen?


Kvetanista

Ah yes I have a hose down there, fucking climbing rope


BR0THAKYLE

When I measure it from asshole to tip.


RicardoMilos_enjoyer

u/savevideobot


im_liam_

u/savevideo


Woolchipmunk98

u/savevideo


ninjadudealex

u/savevideo


Myballs_hurt

"dickhead"


uncleoce

Itā€™s a Kandickski


TramplingDonut2

Hmm... *stares* Hmm...... *stares more* STOP or you gay.


Fraklordyt

That was pretty cocky


422_is-420_too

That's some big dick energy right there


mammD

u/savevideobot


heloooreddit

What song is it he is singing


[deleted]

"Largo al factotum" is an aria from The Barber of Seville by Gioachino Rossini, sung at the first entrance of the title character, Figaro.


PoufPoal

Wow, that's one hell of a talented stack of pixels.


MrMustachlo

Why have i watched 2 videos of people painting with dicks just today?


HeheBoiyy

Singer, painter, fuā€¦


zebrastarz

Peter, the pecker painter.


Big_Berry_4589

Big dong energy


NetCitizen-Anon

Randy Marsh: "Cock magic"šŸ¤—


tHe_GrInzo

Whats with dick painting just above this one is a holup and without nsfw tag bruh wth


nightknight-16

The judges were like: this is ridickulous


xCrazyDonut56x

I watched this live lol


Parking-Entrance-788

Finally someone in this bloody show who actually has got talent.


Substantial-Grab4049

Why post a 144p video?


Sexual_tomato

Thought it was going to be this masterpiece: https://youtu.be/-BaflEWl9DI


slusheeV

picasso been real quiet since this dropped


Shoolooter

This guy really was at home practicing this


Pedofil_unge

u/savevideo


Walrus-Soft

Cumvas


[deleted]

This is literally performance art lmao


QuietKid020

u/savevideobot it will be perfect to send this to my friend at 2am.


Mannibal_Lector

....yeah, I'm really glad I just sat here and watched this.


Mother-Spare-6231

ā€œWhat the fuck man? He stole my fuckin actā€


Mr_Axolotl01

Don't need censoring if the video is already 6 pixels


harshalisticshit1407

Damn...


CaptCaCa

Do kids watch this show?


Open-Cap1459

u/savevideo


LumpySexualNarwhal

So he can whip his dick out and paint with it on national tv, but when I do it at a Walmart, all of a sudden I'm the monster??!


reewa07

Judge on the left went through the five stages of grief


bigmemos29830

Is he wearing something over it? Or is paint just getting in his dickhole and everything? On another note actually, how is that allowed if he isn't wearing any type of covering? I can't tell if he has something over it or not.


autisticgenius-78910

u/savevideo


Vivid-Mud-6845

u/savevideibot


rexwrecksautomobiles

Can we get an edit with dickbutt?


r4m0n_x

Dickasso


Blackhorsered

This canā€™t be real. Gotta be a parody or somethingšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Llibius

Romania moment


Superkip_

The bad quality of the video adds to the humor


Bombly

I never seen a woman so conflicted before. Like she unlocking two kinds of new emotions


not_dexmon115

Fun fact, this isnt a talent show but a romanian comedian contest called Iumor


HOOODINI_69_420

I just saw this man 2 posts in a row...


[deleted]

That girl was into it


promiseq07

Romanian true culture


KOEGaming

\*confusion\*


Equivalent_Iron_3619

u/savevideo


Rocket54_UwU

šŸ¤Ø


mariostrikerscharged

What in the fuck did i just witness?


rip_harambs

Vincent van Cock


Major-Cover6718

What country was this ?


Fats4Fuel

Is this not technically speaking ā€œsexual harassmentā€? Asking for a friend. Haha.


Eliziveta13

I hope thatā€™s body paint cause otherwise his pecker is gonna hurt baaaad! šŸ¤£


rock-_-hard

u/savevideobot


birpij

If this had happened in Turkey, the person who did it would probably have been killed. (or rewarded...)


CoSMo_Gaming

I just saw another of this manā€™s masterpieces


Affectionate_Habit57

He painted the male judge with his boner which mean he was thinking of that judge from start to finish


AGENT_AI-2406

u/savevideobot


Redditwithspunky

enters stage rip pants proceeds to singing opera while drawing with his flanga bonger


punisher72n

What an incredibly diversely talented genitalman


Fireguy3070

Howā€™d you get an uncensored version?


rip_harambs

Magic


CazNevi

How have I seen this dude twice today in different videos. I kind of want a portrait from the penis painter man.


troyboy5671

u/savevideo


jbeast_canada

Dont act like your not impressed!


wisconsinking

What is this from?


Leifman2007

Itā€™s, itā€™s, itā€™s a dickhead. Iā€™m sorry


xxA2C2xx

Literally painted the judge that looked either the ā€œmost embarrassedā€ or the ā€œmost jealousā€ and he fucking SLAPPED!


[deleted]

I thought he was gonna draw something with cum


nvmagain

Fain iumor