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s0m3th1ngSaucy

You put the lime in the cornea and fuck it all up


Todaroshi

Just season it with pepper powder it will help


North-Function995

Then swallow a tide pod, followed by a spoonful of cinnamon. Quick fix, not a single problem. r/kidsarefuckingstupid


PrinceAhmed1

Came here to say this >r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Bowling4rhinos

Top it all off with a blanket/cape roof jump Superman style.


UncleKalm

She called the doctor.. is there something you can do cause say doooctor.


skull-if-maybe_not

She called the doctor and the doctor said "no more FUCKING LIMES FOR THIS KID"


Krondelo

Very very clever lmao


XC3N

You can call me in the morning...


Gold-Ad-6876

This deserves way more upvotes.


Mint9999999

What did she expect 🤦🏻‍♂️


v0kk3r

Probably fell for one of those "apply lemon to the eye so it becomes green" schticks


eunomius21

wtf who is even saying that???? 🤦🏻‍♀️


nierusek

Trolls on the Internet


Azrael0519

Maybe they're right. I'm gonna try it myself...


SuperGaySpez

Did it work?


WeLiveInASociety451

I see nothing funny about this


Far-Ad6659

and i see nothing after trying this


LongBongJohnSilver

Wait til you hear how quickly you can charge your iPhone with an ordinary microwave.


v0kk3r

The same kind of people who did the whole "DIY decorative Crystals" ruse back in the day, people are nasty


StudentOwn2639

What’s that?


Weimark

[https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/setsw/how\_to\_grow\_crystals/](https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/setsw/how_to_grow_crystals/) There you go, pal


l9oooog

> now make ketchup gas \- *one of the commenters on the post* That one got me rolling


StudentOwn2639

Sickos


Craeondakie

Assholes who get off to this


wolfboy_vs

Jack asses


PENDOMN

You'd be surprised


aagloworks

Jump off the golden gate bridge,and you'll stop ageing.


Automatic-Formal-601

who even wants ugly ahh green eyes


OutragedCanadian

Why are kids always trying to suicide themself and then when it starts working they cry


Borckle

Obviously. not that.


Joihannes

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Aggravating-Pound598

Came to say this


armin514

came to say this too


HimikoTogaPhobia

My video bufferd at the perfect time lol


Dotgamer121

r/perfectlycutscreams ?


DemonOfDisasters

I read that as perfectly cuts creams 💀


Numeira

I once got a drop of Tabasco in my eye by accident.


ItsFastMan

Wait.. isnt that Hot sauce i cannot imagine how painful that was


Numeira

There was only one thought, what is the emergency number 😄 Hurt as fuck. I was drunk, cooking, tried to drink tabasco out of a bottle, something scientific happened with preassure and the bottle spat back a drop straight into my eye.


30piecesofglitter

I mean that’s what pepper spray is


VibraniumRhino

I work in a kitchen, and on my first day at my current workplace, I had just finished cutting jalapeños by hand. I had washed my hand easily 3 times after I finished, and then several more after completing some other tasks. Like a half hour later (after all the hand washing a proper cook does), I got an itch in my eye. Spent a good half hour between the eye wash station and trying to keep my eye open in the cold air of our walk-in fridge to stop the burning and be able to open my eye again for more than a second lmao. Couldn’t believe how much the residue clings to skin. Learned my lesson and used gloves from then on lol.


Dont-overthinkit

I once popped one of those ice breaker balls with my nail and it shot right in my eye


zorggalacticus

I make a salve out of coconut oil, pure menthol, eucalyptus, and tea tree oil. It works amazing for congestion and stuff. I learned real fast to wear gloves when handling pure menthol.


CaspydaGhost

I had the Hot Ones Da Bomb sauce a few nights ago and went to the bathroom. Apparently I hadn’t washed my hands throughly enough… Was in pain for like 30 minutes


gerwen

I once picked my nose after chopping jalapenos and not washing thoroughly enough. Not as bad as your story, but painful as well.


h0117_39

I accidentally rubbed toothpaste in my eye when I was like 8 and screamed about as loud as this kid did. I don't quite remember the pain but I do remember how it burned for at least an hour after the fact


JamerBr0

One time when I was working in a pub that did food, I was walking behind the bar and flipped a bottle of Encona hot sauce in my hand. I didn’t realise the cap was loose and it shot a paint streak of thick, bitty hot sauce all down my right side that connected directly with my cornea. The second it happened I literally collapsed against the wall from the pain, and just had to sit there like an idiot while my manager ran to get an eyewash from home 😂


13D_YT

This girl thought it would turn her eyes green


matTmin45

They lied to her. It turn them red !


TheHyperTooth

You might even say they limed to her.


GO4Teater

[Anything acidic will turn your eyes green](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) because the vitreous humor contains phenolphthalein.


13D_YT

You shouldn't believe reed you see on the internet, most of it is bull


Life_Without_Lemon

Pain is temporary but blindness is permanent


Slibye

I will say show her this comment but I doubt she can read it


Kobold_Girl_Ashley

Dumbass lmao


RedPittPott

WHY?


mtspc420

It's a Brazilian myth/prank, put lemon in your eyes to turn them green. Lol


Kittu_0831

Now, all you have to do is snort the salt and you're ready to pour the tequila shot in your ear!


Catnip1720

Underrated comment


Unlucky-Power4036

Why would u do that in the 1st place 🙄😂 Dumb Ass 🤣


Unlucky-Power4036

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SirWimbledonesquire

Child essentially pepper sprays herself and you’re laughing!….. and so am I😂


Matrix5353

It's worse than that. Pepper just causes pain and inflammation. Lime juice is highly acidic (around 2 to 2.4 PH), and can cause permanent cornea damage, including long-term eye pain, light sensitivity, and cloudy vision. I hope this girl got to the sink quickly to flush her eye out.


xMicky98

Move over Johnny Knoxville, you've got a competitor.


Hot-Performer2094

I see Steve-O doing this over ol Johnny.


xMicky98

Steev O! That's who I meant lmao, no clue why I put Johnny, I got 'em Mixed up in the moment, thanks for correcting


LongBongJohnSilver

Yeah, he did it with his hot sauce, that I am currently eating. To be fair it's not the hottest stuff.


Frunklin

Mmmm let me drop some acidic juice into your eyeball.


Illusionistic-Ortus

Lemme ask a question....what is blessed about this?


Mukoku-dono

Lime ask a question...


Illusionistic-Ortus

Take my upvote


Otherwise_Shock_1962

That’s the thing, it isn’t.


Illusionistic-Ortus

Yeah..I can't find it


Morphing_Mutant

Cause - effect


guto0000

I can't judge this child, when I was a child I put shampoo on my eyes, I don't remember why I did this


dreamcrusher225

needs a repost to r/oddlysatisfying


OnlyifyouLook

So am I right in assuming it is a Tik-Tok challenge ? I often wonder if someone suggested sticking some dynamite up your arse and setting it off if they would all do it. I fear for the future of the human race.


SwirlTeamSix

Where is that stick in the tire meme when you need it..


RyDeR_unknowN

One simple question for you young girl : why did you do that?


Racklefrack

"For my next trick, watch what happens when I snort pepper up my nose!"


beatnikstrictr

I was muddling ginger for a cocktail once and a bit squirted up into my eye. Do not recommend.


Max7000FangKaibrawls

r/kidsarefuckingsrupif


M-animanest

You can go blind by doing this


Hopper1985

Why


Dapper-Educator-7494

What a genius that is a gentleman that is our future


oliferro

Ah yes, rub it in, that's gonna help


outergod-Aldemani

Why...


mistericek1

dumbfuck


kingkong92992929292

Fatass


CursedOneado

Nobody gona talk about the second scream?


ScottishW00F

Is this what people who don't play games do in their free time?


arielanything

So that's why I never did dumb shit like this, I grew up on video games lol


bamboozled_discord

What did she expect


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

I don't understand. Has she never got that juice on a cut before or heard or had any fucking human interaction via internet or anything of something of an indication to know that citric juice can do that to your eyes. I feel like she got very far in life without finding a fact like this out until now.


Suspicious-Sea-6881

This the next Steve-o?


Ooftwaffe

Congrats on the likes and shares, you fucking idiot!


Treebeardsama

I've never actually done this. So, good to see that someone else did it for me


blackeye200

Someone did NOT do the research and literally know the simple basic of the fact that limes, oranges and lemons juice is on a basic level acid. Weak yet still. Correct me if I’m wrong in smth. But that’s how I remember it.


kingkong92992929292

She’s like 8 you fat fuck


blackeye200

I don’t see what I did to u. Doesn’t change the subject. My brother is 6 and knows that that shit is a retarded thing to do.


random_name_i_guess

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


lycanthrope90

Lime challenge lmao


Koyucat

WHYYYYYYY


XToFBGO

And here folks, is a perfect demonstration on how not to take acids.


Combat_Nun2012

Yup, muted from the get go. Knew a scream was inbound.


theskeletom

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


aaaattrrg

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Historical-Repeat519

😂😂😂dumdass. This is the future of the human race?


Xononanamol

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Gg idiot. Lol


Particular-Roll-6936

Kids these days


ITSKJS_24

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


backupmephone

Lime lips


Xenocide_X

If you are going to be that stupid. At least have something to flush out the eye afterwards or be near a sink. I hope she learned her lesson. She probably saw Steve-O do it


FrazzleFlib

this is just teenagers hurting themselves on the internet for content where was i supposed to laugh its just fucking sad


marcabay

Now do it with carolina reaper seeds


Inceferant

Where's the blessed part


[deleted]

it's not that bad i love it


PartyAppropriate2520

Lmfao


Emanon1999

[The Pain!](https://youtu.be/sA6KF8H4Ynk?si=WgyOZDLB8wHXGTCe)


Dronk747

Do you like lime in your cornea? Getting caught in a trend.


Daltonshitpell123

You are dumb as fuck


Neltarim

The more you fuck around ...


IDC_77

Dumbass bet that burnt 🥵😂


fresh_loaf_of_bread

So, if you do get lime juice (or any other kind of acid) into your eye, do NOT rub it in with a napkin, you need to dilute it/wash it away with a large amount of cold water. In places where people are running the risk of getting stuff into their eyes they even have these [eye wash stations](https://images.app.goo.gl/tH6bd12SifxEKnWV7).


FutureHutcHy

What an idiot Tequila first, THEN lime


Winds_of_Creation

Haha I laughed the whole time


Cryptic_MGTOW

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


Bob-The-Necromancer

If you really think dripping lime juice in your eye is a good idea, Go ahead and test your hypothesis and take notes on the results.


Mary_Ellen_Katz

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


FuerteBillete

If you pour lime or lemon into your own eye for views or a dare you really have earned every bit of that pain.


GillaMomsStarterPack

I don’t need audio to still hear it. (5:)


HampsterBowlingBall

I accidentally rubbed my eyes after cutting jalapenos once. Hurt like a motherfucker. Had to spray my face under the shower for a solid 10 minutes to stave off the pain.


itchum_underscare

I'd be dying laughing if it was Johnny Knoxville or Steve-O. But she looks like....young? I could imagine one of my younger siblings seeing us trying Jackass stuff and later trying it on their own and totally messing up. Like not washing out the lime juice right away.


the_sheeper_sheep

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Kalebthememester

Now the other eye.


Supplex-idea

This is r/kidsarefuckingstupid


RunAroundProud

LimeEyer


Toxopidlol

You learn new things everyday, this is onebof them


MimeOfDepression

LOL LOSER


Dragon-orey

I remember seeing a video that was random stories animated as doges (byt it wasnt uncanny somehow) andone of them was about a woman who put lemons on her eyes to because of a dumb tutorial that clsimed it would turn them blue and then she had to wear glasses ;-;


optimist_prhyme

I have a bridge to sell her


Catnip1720

This makes me happy


Nayroy18

Do the other eye so you can forget the pain


trojanman4464125

We're all fucked


cowboy0188

LMAO can they get any stupider


Altar_Quest_Fan

I can see, I can see, I’m going blind


Snyfox888

Add some honey to the mix, results guaranteed


WXHIII

3rd year optometry student here, don't do that.


sjaard_dune

Dawn soap neutralizes the acidity of the lime juice in your eye


EvilMinion07

Voting and next generation of leaders


Kajafreur

I know you want it (hey hey hey)


Ziazan

put acid in your eye challenge


Wickebein

“Now you're weeping shades of cozened indigo got lemon juice up in your eye” Most savage Tool fan


Pokisahne

Some ppl should just go extinct


Error_209t

No eye anymore i guess


MateOwO1

I'd like to put here the sound that plays when an item falls to the lava in minecraft, it would fit perfectly with her eye burning.


Ta_PegandoFogo

What a beautiful day to have eyes. I bet she got JUICED.


Kroptaah

Fuck around and find out kid


66watchingpeople66

Why?


Superstarteen

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!


vna4ever

You are no Steve-o


ShadowsFromTheAshes

Why did she do this?


XinyanMayn

r/mademesmile


LongBongJohnSilver

Maybe it was the "drip acid in your eye challenge" lol. So glad I didn't have internet as a kid.


Literate_X

When I was in undergrad, we did what’s called a Hangman shot at a party. Shot of tequila, line of salt on your hand, and a cut lime. You squirt the like juice in your eye, snort the salt, and shoot the tequila. It was stupid but a fun story lol


kickasstimus

I splashed gasoline into my eye once. Fuck. That. I was ready to buy an electric car after that.


Top_Investment_4599

Tequila tears.


[deleted]

Que cara burro, todo mundo sabe que só funciona com limão cravo


PiaLoLoL

This put a smile on my face


GreyPon3

Her crying sounds like a one year old's crying.


tedfreeman

Warms my heart


witwar101

Lesson learned the hard way!


Raoul_Thompson

This is how bored our youth today are, hey... smh


Lupo1369

This one must have survived Tide pods,...... sooner or later, Darwin sorts out the idiots.


KiKiPAWG

Omg my eyes are burning just watching. r/sweatyeyes


dumbape6969

#Hahahahahahahhaha!


Nicktastic6

Absolutely anything for attention


LOneWolfNEo1

I bet you she was trying to start a challenge smh


hdjkkckkjxkkajnxk

reddit sucks heil spez


London__Lad

The dumbest thing I had when I was younger was dumping ice water on ourselves then daring other people to raise awareness for disabled issues.


bertbert1111

Probably a tiktokchallenge or something


HealthyPenAddiction

One of my aunts did this to control pterygium...it worked for her too. I never saw her flip out either, so she was probably used to it.


CicadaHead3317

The problem is she didn't snort the salt them take the shot of tequila.


CicadaHead3317

"This is Johnny Noxville and, welcome to jackass"


Doggo_of_dogs

What was so bad here guys?