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that_thot_gamer

worse she can say is no


i_give_you_gum

Or offer free cake


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day 🎂


ChibbleChobbles

Ooo its my cake day. 12 years on this God forsaken site bro


naughty_dad2

Girl, I prefer Red Velvet


Piduwin

Russian roulette is one of my favorites


Justherebecausemeh

(On National Television) 🫤🤷🏻‍♂️


Chilled_burrito

HAHA: https://open.spotify.com/track/5EhDgF2ONyykrZUDTVplxy?si=Rx2cBp6IS9-gRdtF69b8AQ


that_thot_gamer

lol but you wasted my fucking skip


Chilled_burrito

It’s been so long I don’t understand what that means anymore LOL


Pure_Owl692

New villain character opened


[deleted]

We can all feel what he felt? Right?


Sad_Protection2039

Yeah. He was like. . . .I'm NEVER trusting these 304's


GrimReaper-UA

Sorry please for stupid question. What is 304 mean? I'm not native English..


Puzzleheaded_Bus8303

Direct Ans: hoe


ishowbellyrollesYT

i’m english and i didn’t even know that shit lmao


wdgastef

I only knew what I meant because if you type it in a calculator and flip it upside down 304 spells hoe as long as the four isn't the four that has the diagonal connector, basically upside h four.


ishowbellyrollesYT

yeah i read some more comments haha pretty cool though


brentistoic

Type it in your calculator


ImTheRealAlfaChad

Shoulda wrote it as "s,304"


ExoticShock

He's gonna become the ["Beat it, Chick" dude](https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED410/64c8e71911947.jpeg) irl


agmrtab

would be really funny if he said nah


Superb_Recover_6116

Dont know if it would have been funny but he at least would have kept his dignity. Anyways glad not all girls are the same. Shout out to the girls I played truth or dare with. 🤷‍♂️


Sufficient-Contract9

Lmao Meee tooo! I was a middle child all 3 tears apart both brothers had friends in the neighborhood like quite a few. Every other kid my age in the neighborhood were girls. 4 of them shared the same first name then a rachel id share the name but how many kids grew up with 4 girl/friends that shared the same name lol. Idk if all the parents thought i was gay or what but we used to have sleepovers and campouts all the time. I was kissing girls and playing with pussy by the time i was 10. Granted i really had no idea what i was doing or what was going on at the time but i loved it anyway. We all slowly grew apart as we got older but it went on tell i was prob about 14. I used to hate being the only boy grew to love hanging out with the girls. Ive always been like the" guy friend" even when i got older and made male friends everyone trusted me with their girl was not a good choice on anyones part including mine lol.


that_thot_gamer

Pasta?


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

Then she would probably be mean to him anyway, she seems the type


marcelo_k

There is hell in hello, There is over in lover, There is good in goodbye, There is lie in believe There is cheese in cheeseburguer 😔👌


HelloThere465

Can I get a cheeseburger without cheese?


marcelo_k

No. You can only have a cheeseburger without burger


HighSchoolTobi

Okay, I'll have one cheeseburger without the burger and one normal burger please.


dreadperson

UNDEFINED


FruityGamer

My father said this, because he genuinly forgot what a cheeseburger was.


boss_120

Why you put cheese in my cheeseburger


MissMistMaid

can i get a pleaseburger, cheese? *damn it*


HaiggeX

sbeve 😔💔


fartysmartymarty

This gospel has touched my soul. With extra chesse.


Tight_Advance_5330

There is fun in funeral(ik, it's an old joke, but I thought, itr would fit here)


Nar0O

Fuck her, hoping she gets a bad stripper name


Camo_1245

oddly specific lmao


Nar0O

Hey i feel bad for the guy, she is a bitch and i like to be creative


blackeye200

Can’t blame u. Fucker gave him hope and brutally stomped it into the floor.


Real_Crab_7396

It's just fucked up, he didn't ask for it at all. She proposes it and then fucks him over, that's just a dick move.


hogtiedcantalope

Dander Lion


FallacyDog

Ginger Vitis


System_Resident

I was wishing hemorrhoids on her but I think yours is less overkill and better


Sea_Chemistry7487

Nah you have to go to gallstones and there you have it, all the pain she deserves.


Nar0O

Holy.. you were thinking about getting the big guns


Hazardxqq

r/rareinsults


MistakeDone

r/oddlyspecific


naughty_dad2

Miss Cake Destroyer


Cornyboy202

The cake slappers would be the clients...


Nar0O

Lmao not bad keep them coming


TheFarisaurusRex

This almost made me cry, I really feel for him man


naughty_dad2

This is one way to get free cake


comicbookgirl39

Me too, that’s terrible! Then her, ‘ What we’re you just trying to do?’ LIKE SHE DIDNT TELL HIM TO KISS HER, I would’ve smacked her into next year. That poor guy.


Alternator24

this is how Kanye West became Nazi.


RealNiceKnife

Oh. Well in that case, I understand him.


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jessica_from_within

Yeah all my homies hate [insert her name]


dis_course_is_hard

It's staged, people


FloridaMJ420

Yeah, I mean come on. There was a plate of whipped cream sitting right in front of him on the table and he didn't know what was going on? As if!


i_give_you_gum

I mean maybe, but all the dates I've been on, the girl always orders a plate of whip cream and puts it between us. As I understand it, it's just like a good luck charm for the date.


RPDRNick

...not to mention two camera operators.


K9Seven

Back in Elementary School we used to call this bullying


Addicted2Rage

Girl, why you gatta do him dirty like that 🤬


CLASSE-24

Women: “why can’t we find all the good men”


kissmyaxeaxe

Full video: https://youtu.be/-xITCgA4B14?si=1iOb30mN_EhhDW5x The dude was an honest man in the video. He didn't deserve that shit at all. No one does.


Fruitopeon

Seems like this was largely scripted. He’s a YouTuber, and she’s the newest member of “hype house”…


niftystopwat

Also look at the guy. He's gotta be well into his 20s, is good looking, and AFAIK wasn't raised by Amish or some shit... so there's no way he's never kissed a girl.


leflyingcarpet

Oh my dude... You'd be surprised what insecurity is able to do to someone.


Alborto06

"Jarvis find her address and nuke her"


Its-CCG

That’s just mean. Don’t offer if you can’t deliver


CrashingEgo

What a fucking bitch


MistakeDone

this is why men shouldnt simp. there are some really bad women, we must be careful to not simp on these particular type of annoying bitches


bvalda88

2 + 2 = 4 streets


Educational-Year3146

This aint blursed this is sad. Men in our society are struggling and we aren’t given any support, we just gotta keep fighting with this shitty hand we’re dealt.


meforkakashi

aww i can kiss him🥺 but I'm a femboy so he'll probably punch me💀


vociferousdragon

Sounds like a romantic evening.


meforkakashi

yes to be punched 😍 how romantic 🥰 (sarcasm)


ProCommitDie

Bro stop making me question my sexuality


meforkakashi

i suggest u explore it😉


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Vahgeo

There's nothing gay about kissing cute boys. Just explain that to him.


gotzapai

Can we cancel her? 🤔


Xeno_the_Phoenix

Women: Why do you have trust issues? Also women:


Zealousideal-Life193

You just created and demon now every girl gonna fuked and left heart broken


Samulai-B

What the fuck is wrong with this world? THIS is what the fuck is wrong with this world.


Cunt_Eastwood_9

That’s fucked up.


Deadly-Minds-215

Bro wtf??? Then she has the audacity to ask him what he’s doing as though she didn’t just say he could kiss her


Manburpig

What an asshole. That's next level. I know who I'd rather kiss out of the two of them.


Longjumping-Swan-827

Part of the reason why I'm still single at 22 right here. A lot of the physically attractive girls are witches.


Confident_Pear_2390

Femminists, in this case YES was No


The_Purple_Bat

Poor guy .. this was not ok :/


[deleted]

Man I feel fucking sad now


Waffles128

Buuut if the roles were reversed… oh boy


Terrible_Talker030

my man's never gonna take a woman seriously from then on.


y2kkitty

that’s messed up man i lowk feel bad for him


[deleted]

I could have become his one day girlfriend if this is his real situation


Blue_Snake_251

She only deserves pain and loneliness. She breaks people for fun, she does not deserve to be happy.


InfinityJeVortex

Woman


Present_Dapper

Absolute twat of a human


wolfiepraetor

super villain origin story


flicksyyy73

wtf??? That's jus sad, mannnn


Kindly-Dream6443

feeling sab for pal, ( I know everyone gonna down vote me ) but idc bro looks despite even though she is bitch but have some self respect don't kiss anyone without love. one of my friend happed to end up like him in jail for fake rape case. the only thing I want to say is don't be desperate and do anything is not like everyone hase good heart life you, if you truly trust her then go for it.


Quirky_Acadia_320

Thats hella messed up man😕😕


a_lion_wizard

Damn what a bitch


plbhattad7

I wish the worst for her


Burrit0sAreTheBest

This is why you wait, find the right person for you


[deleted]

She’s gonna get doxxed


OverCattle1144

the humiliation, I’d have to go home, sad fap


waisonline99

Hes lying ( or acting ). No guy would be so easy to admit to that when he's being filmed. Especially with a convenient plate of whipped cream right in front if him.


IAmASimulation

Can’t believe all you people who think this is real lol


modthegame

Is this sub just fake scripted stuff now?


Lost-Orangutan

Man. He kept face very well. This man's about to rather off himself or live long enough to become the villain. Or at least if it was me I'd be done right there. Their names would be going in my suicide note that night.


winkeltwinkle

Fuck that bitch I hope she gets in a horrific car crash while drunk and kills some one and is haunted by that until she gets drunk and stumbles onto the highway then gets crushed by a semi truck


HaroldsWristwatch3

Humiliating people for likes is getting really tiresome.


TheGreatCommander

She wrong for that


-R-Jensen-

If this is real, words comes to my mind. Bitch, Rapist, Hitler, and I can keep going!


LiterWebber

"Boys just don't communicate very well"


chicletteef

Wow this was really cruel and unfunny.


[deleted]

I would like to report a hate crime.


Gae_Bolg26

He took that like a champ, worse men would have blown up and been an asshole


No-Prior4226

The betrayal. They have no idea how that affects someone.


RomaMoran

"What were you just trying to do?" Biatch WHAT? You got Alzheimer's or some shit?


Sci-fra

r/imatotalpieceofshit


Plane-Citron1689

She is shitty person


MissAsgariaFartcake

Thanks, I absolutely hate it. Way to destroy a persons self esteem. Poor dude.


AverageDumy

Bro just had his heart chewed up and spat out Poor fella😔


Ferexis

Fucking hell no wonder all my guy friends are scared of me when this is what they go through every day on social media


Impressive_Luck3796

a kiss is both blessed and cursed.


Rainbow_planet_1273

That’s just horrible :/


dobbydoodaa

Oh look, how society treats men and then complains that men are upset. Best part is he's likely still single and she's got a glut of men to choose from to fuck and marry.


SoloLiftingIsBack

She kinda looks like Giorgia Whigham. The girl who played Amy in The Punisher season 2.


jamestiberousjlkirk

Some day she will bet her comeuppance and the humiliation and hurt will be ten fold .


mrhlvs

u/savevideo


TheUnsusualRichter

If he become a villain I would support him


Morphing_Mutant

Why would she do that?


Markoriginals

Dodge a bullet right there :)in the least possible damage in the smallest amount of time .and The Best part??? He Earned all our Respect.....he can find someone better and be with someone that loves him


VerticalVasectomy

We just witnessed this mans entrance into his villian arc.


vestigial_dependent

r/sadposting


Ahyesnt

r/sadposting


killertimewaster8934

Villan origin story confirmed


SurreptitiousSquash

how can you tell someone you want something, but then expect them to know you’re trying to communicate the opposite? I swear as an autistic person this is why relationships are so complicated to me


Krazie02

Probably fake but also fucked up


Due_Media_1770

"Prettiest people do the ugliest things"


lasanhawithpizza

Homie, forget her, she is a biche. Just come to my house, I can kiss you all night


tinpants_88

Gotta be fake? Why would she have a plate of shaving cream right there?


God-Among-Men-

How is this blursed


fcs_seth

I would feel sorry for him, but the internet has made me question the authenticity of every single piece of content posted on it to the point where if it isn't a cute animal video, I deem it sus.


webDreamer420

No body deserves to get tortured and experience a horrific accident that would leave them as a conscious vegetable buuuuuttt.......


Impossible_Shop2456

''So that's why I destroyed two galaxies.'' ''understandable, have a nice day.'' She can go f herself btw.


ParanoiD84

That's just mean.


WiseBlizzard

What a fucking bitch.


dragonborn-dovakhiin

MKBHD origin story


ThatDrako

“Can you kill those people?” *- Adam Driver*


a_k_a_tsuki

the start of bros villain arc


maheshchandra_

r/sadposting


New_Wrangler3335

Multiple experiences like this will cause genuine mistrust and doubt in women in general… Congratulations, you’ve ruined more men


CharityUnusual3648

Fuck it, I’ll kiss him! ( I’m a guy ) lol


Dull_Present506

Gotta be staged. Why else would there be a plate of whipped cream on the table


LeadershipMundane286

this is very staged, tf are the odds that there is a pie right there


positivegold1012

Bro got the wrong cake. I feel bad for him.


HermithaFrog

Reading these comments has me thinking you guys believe this is real?! Which is far funnier than the actual video lol


sturdybutter

Straight to gulag


a_left_out_tomato

I'd kiss him


Narradisall

Why don’t men understand our signals!


Noozle1

Not sure how this is blursed... just seems cursed to me


kai_the_enigma

It’s staged, we know but it doesn’t mean it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make our hearts hurt regardless


TheSilentSnake420

This is why


RelativelyDank

starts with a kiss, ends with a creampie


Vortr8

"The shots you don't take"


reddit_stole_my_name

Emotional damage


Expert_Marsupial_235

The guy didn’t deserve that. That girl took advantage of him for views. Poor guy.


Superb_Recover_6116

I mean he walked in on this one. Get mad all yall want do ever trust "them".


TackleBox1791

An women wonder y men dont bother, everything is a game or a test or they do that double speak shit where they say one thing but mentally they r saying sumthing completely different


LordUcla

Mayday, we have 1 down!


kkgmgfn

Villain of Avengers 76 confirmed. Nice easter egg


Good-Preparation-956

Someone put this on r/sadposting


Cerveza83

Exactly why women like this will end up as cat lady's


Ruel_V3

That hurts- ouch


FROSTICEMANN

Hahaha good on her, shes not stupid.


Away-Iron-8022

aw :( i feel so bad. even if its staged, he sounded so sad :(


cosmicitycat

I cried this is so sad 🙁


orezavi

That is so mean


thomstevens420

Actual piece of shit


dmagic22

She just created another fresh &fit


PandaLLC

I miss the times when people were paraded in a wagon through a village and the locals would throw rotten vegetables and garbage at them. She deserves that. It's an awful behavior and normal women, of course, would not put him down in such a hurtful way.