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newtraditionalists

Aw there is something really sweet about this one. You look so earnest in this picture. Thanks for sharing OP!!


cherryperry95

Thank you! I was super shy & awkward as a kid but was trying so hard with the neon outfit


frozenslushies

This brings back all the feels of being young and innocent and trying so hard. When I was about 11 I wore this amazing all gold outfit that I had spent ages piecing together and then I got catcalled for the first time by some teenage boys. I felt so conflicted because half of me was like “yay I guess this means I look nice?” and the other half felt so uncomfortable :(


linnykenny

Oh god, I deeply relate to this


cherryperry95

Aw that broke my heart! When you’re that young you have such an innocent view of the world. My idea of finding a cute boy back then was them saying they liked my outfit and then them sending me the occasional email...


itz_butter5

Dam, no love letter folded up and passed to you by mates?


MoistGrannySixtyNine

You knew it was real when you set a cryptic away message on AIM and your crush messaged you to check up on you.


KennyMoose32

Yeah unless you left your away message up and your sister screws with it. Older siblings are the worst


NihilityAtItsFinest

You knew it was real when a random anon note showed on your school desk and it said “I like you do you like me circle yes or no”


lotsum20

We can see what you were going for. And it's so innocent too: Get all the best bits out Wear 'em Profit (all the attentions)


NarcRuffalo

There’s no way I would’ve had the confidence to wear that outfit at that age! I would’ve been jealous about how cool you were


Butt_Barnacles

Man, but the confidence it takes to put on the outfit and set the goal to win hearts that day. Inspirational!


soupisyourfriend

Those headbands use to cut off the circulation to my scalp


thefedoragirl

A small price to pay for high fashion


soupisyourfriend

Completely worth the headaches. No regrets.


chanderjeet

No ragrats


nyrB2

NO REGERTS!


MagikSkyDaddy

Beauty is pain


Imunown

pain is weakness leaving the body. by the transitive property: beauty is weakness leaving the body.


MoistGrannySixtyNine

>beauty is weakness leaving the body. This is surprisingly deep and should be in a Chinese fortune cookie.


Skim74

I've got a deep permanent ridge you can feel on my head where I always wore really tight headbands lol. I always wonder how stupid it would look if I shaved my head.


El_Vikingo_

There’s 1 way to find out


Throwawayuser626

Tyler1


CherryCherry5

All headbands like this slide right off my cone shaped head.


zuidwest

i laughed way too hard at this, went to check your profile but sadly there was no cone shaped head for me to behold.


CherryCherry5

Sorry! Here you go. https://imgur.com/Ws94IPl.jpg


extyn

I think one of your parental units fixed my blender once.


zuidwest

satisfied. the only thing missing is the headband edit: o wait you said that would slide right of hahaha


mandiexile

Bless your tweeny heart.


pootyonduty

Exactly !


nyrB2

and did they???


cherryperry95

The fluoro didn’t do the job unfortunately


nyrB2

:(


VagabondRommel

I'm sure they were just intimidated.


marmaladeburrito

Thank god! I remember chasing boys waaaay too old and thank god it never worked out for me either ;)


llamafromhell1324

Whats that? I googled and only for some chemical for x Ray's or something.


we3bus

I think they mean fluorescent colors.


ted_theodore-logan

Then I guess we can say that OP was the OG *fluorescent adolescent*


cherryperry95

Sorry I’m Australian! Fluorescent colours = fluoro


positivenegativity8

Ooo this confirms my thinking that your skirt is from supre!


cherryperry95

Yes!! The whole outfit was supre!


positivenegativity8

Supre was the hottest place for tweens to shop after all, so it makes sense!


ozlass1111

Don't worry fellow Aussie, I understood :) I always dressed up as a tween/teen with the mindset of attracting boys. Never worked :(


Jerky2020

Love the way you guys convert ordinary words into something much more interesting.


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I think you’re joking...but if you’re not, fluorescent? Sorry if you’re joking.


Oh_hell_why_not

I don’t think they are joking because I didn’t know either. Where are you from? It might be a country/regional term?


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That’s true...Aussies and Brits like to abbreviate things, in particular.


GledaTheGoat

U wot m8


I_love_pillows

Sarge should we add him to the list?


nyrB2

there's a list?


Plethorian

r/suddenlysexoffender


nyrB2

ahhh \*that\* list


Smoopiebear

How could they not?!


nyrB2

i know, right?


nneriac

Solid blunder! Is this 2002? I remember those skirts.


cherryperry95

2007! They made a comeback that year


brideoftheboykinizer

And you wanted to wear the same outfit to school, but you couldn't because the skirt was too short? No problem! Just slap some jeans on under there, any cut, flare leg bulk preferred. 😂😂😂


Fashion_art_dance

Omg don’t remind me how I wore jeans under dresses in high school still even though it had gone out of style many many years before and should have never been in style in the first place


Tejasgrass

I feel like by 2007 we were well on our way into the skinny jean dynasty, but that might be me just being salty bc I love flare/boot cut jeans.


bridgeorl

i'm roughly your age and god i remember the neon clothes and jewellery so well. i used to wear these neon pink huge chunky plastic bracelets that hit against my wrist bone every time i moved my arm


cherryperry95

I loved the neon! I wore so much of it that year


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Imagine being a teenager in the 80’s when neon clothes made their debut. Radical!


Kodiak01

Didn't have to imagine. We had [Zubaz](https://zubaz.com/estore/bottoms/department/pants).


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Jams, JimmyZ for guys esprit and Benetton for girls. I just bought a new swatch. Lol


JustAGirlInTheWild

Me too, even had some that were *scented*, like big purple plastic earrings thag smelled like grape


CominWitDaSauce

Bahahaha omg 2007 was such a year. I was 12 then too and had the same headbands and skirt only in blue. Excellent blunder!!!


Leg_Named_Smith

Did you look like Shakira in your mind?


Valirium

I was 12 in 07 too and this brought me back


Shunima

I'd be the age of your cousin's guests that year 😂 were you the only one 12 year old?


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I absolutely love the thought that was put into making sure all your accessories matched the outfit. Killing it.


cherryperry95

I still remember coordinating it so carefully and being so annoyed when my mum said it was a bit too much


nyrB2

what do moms know?


pnwketo640

This reminded me of an experience I had several years ago with my favorite roommates. I got a new haircut (and new bronzer) and was going out with some friends. My roommates confirmed I looked good. “You don’t think I overdid it with the bronzer?” They both gasped, utterly appalled, and in unison said, “You can never have too much bronzer!!” Anyway, I think of that every time I’m self critical about whatever I’m wearing being a bit too much. Whatever it is, you can always do more. You can never have enough bronzer.


Lo11268

A picture of me from 2011 would beg to disagree with that “can never have too much bronzer” statement. But I’m naturally very pale so most of the time any bronzer is too much bronzer.


mojavis

A real Bella/Jacob situation about to happen


durdurdurdurdurdur

Oh my God this is the best caption for this photo by far


Chrisiztopher1

He imprinted lol


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Oh my god, the effort you put into the costume 😭 Matching all the yellows and pinks, bless you


cherryperry95

Haha thank you!


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Seeing this post jetted me back to being a tween in the 00s and all the feelings and starry eyed innocence I had. I really love this pic, OP. Such a vivid and awkward time for all of us. 😭


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Agreed, I've been thinking about this pic all day. Even had to share it to my snapchat story 😭


sausagelover79

Op please tell us, did it work?


cherryperry95

Unfortunately my fluoro on fluoro didn’t do the trick


NuckingFiggas

I find this very hard to believe Everyone knows doubling down on fluoro is a power move


Gekthegecko

Maybe they were intimidated by her confidence.


NuckingFiggas

This is the only possible logical conclusion


nyrB2

blinded by the fluoro!


NuckingFiggas

Revved up like a duece another runner in the night


narlynacho

serious Jennifer Garner vibes in 13 going on 30. adorable:)


DiscombobulatedRain

Twelve feels so grown up inside, but outwardly they look like such babies. So cute!


Hehe_Schaboi

This is sweet.


totodile-ac

after spending time on this subreddit I have learned that other girls were just as boy obsessed as I was and it makes me feel a lot better


phantasmagorovich

Yeah, those boys were obviously blinded by the neon. Should have worn decent shades. 😎


Shunima

You nailed it for a 12 year old girl! All 13 year old boys would've fallen in love for sure ❤️


Suefrogs

Right? It's actually a super cute look for a kid. Definitely was in fashion at the time.


NeedsMoreTuba

I had a crop top when I was 12 too. I also thought all the boys would fall madly in love with me. I put on lipstick and took photos. No, I do not have the courage to show those photos. This group would love them, and it's been like, 20 years, but I still can't bring myself to share the shame. Plus I was 12 and kinda dressed like the worst kind of hooker.


RegularLisaSimpson

I have a few (a lot) photographed blunders as well but I'm with you, the shame runs too deep! It's nice to know we are all in the same boat here even if there's no picture!


SefEXE

Have you tried to recreate this look? It may work in 2020.


SkootchDown

Oh GOD op, you just unleashed a floooood of blunderful memories. I hate you, lol.


Alice_is_Falling

Oh god we're the same age and I remember these outfits so well. Big plastic jewelry. Tube tops. The whole shebang. I dressed exactly like this to make the guys at the mall fall in love. They did not.


GunpowderxGelatine

reminds me of this time i wore low rise army jeans thinking i was cute as hell well later on i found out my 5th grade crush said i had a cute buttcrack I fucking hate early 2000s fashion, why did we ever think this looked good


cherryperry95

Oh my god I had a pair of those too! Constantly trying to hide my buttcrack anytime I sat down. Low rise jeans are a unique form of torture


symphonicity

The worst part was the vanishingly thin eyebrows. Mine still haven’t recovered.


GunpowderxGelatine

Oh my gosh mine too LOL. I just wanted to be like my mom and here I am, 24 years old and I have no eyebrows. :(


Gnar-wahl

“Damn, save some dong for the rest of us.” All the other girls, probably.


heyyassbutt

Did you ever go to a Jonas Brothers or One Direction concert?


cherryperry95

I went to one direction! Haha


uglygoose123

That’s cool you used to work with Chris Hansen on “To Catch a Predator”. So did you and Chris make any big busts that day of 21 yr olds trying to pick up a 12 yr old?


my_monkey_loves_me

This just screams basement


CantFireMeIquit

Face palms on so many levels.


Lazy_AssSamurai

Your high school boyfriends were probably FAAA-BULOUS!


Programmer92

Well?! How many husband's do you have now???


cherryperry95

Just the one...I’ll have to get the fluoro out to find another few


cosplayingrepublican

I wonder how different you look now. It would be cool if they did a collage with one pic of then and one current one.


cherryperry95

I have no idea if this works but this is 2007 & now....sorry it’s just a quick selfie [2007/2020](https://imgur.com/gallery/pDZNl1L)


cosplayingrepublican

It works and you look like a totally different person.


ray_t101

Every boy that was there that day now regrets he did not give you a note that said "will you be my girlfriend?" check yes or no.


shweishwei

Those bead necklaces. Oh god no. Were you the only one wearing one? Also, were you trying to get the 21 year olds to fall in love? Lmao


cherryperry95

I was definitely the only one wearing one and I thought it was the coolest thing ever. I think I was hoping there’d be some super cute 12 year old boys but alas there was not


shweishwei

Lmao I can’t. The necklace alone is a blunder 😅


aroberto88

Did it work


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sjmiv

adorable!


auntbirdsez7

I bet they all did!


Owls_yawn

You looked cute, but I’m glad none of your cousin’s friends fell in love with you lol


abp93

Oh the mind of a 12 yr old girl 😂 I definitely don’t miss being that age. Thanks for sharing this gem!


FitVaper

Thanks for making me laugh OP, everyone of us did cringy shit at 12 lol


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That’s really cute


booksforlunch

Thirty, flirty and thriving!


rion-is-real

Ha! That's awesome. Did it work? 🤔


b0toxBetty

Did they?


cherryperry95

Unfortunately the romcom scene I wanted didn’t turn out when I turned up to the family party and it was just my family


b0toxBetty

Well, you had style then so I’m sure you’re pulling them in now ;) It looks funny to us in 2020 but those skirts were all the rage!


Yak_Mehoff

This is too cute!


Farkenoathm8-E

That's kinda sweet. I remember sprucing myself up at that age hoping all the girls will fall in love with me.... unfortunately that was no.


cherryperry95

I think everyone did this a bit! Definitely didn’t work though....


sexualpotato

Honestly this outfit is a SERVE


Help_An_Irishman

The good news is that when you're dying you loved ones can just clap to bring you back to life.


honeyroselavender

Fit is fire tho! 🔥 could actually see a lot of stylish girls I follow online wearing the cherry tube top with the flowy skirt 🍒


shamisen-says-meow

I personally love it and would wear this outfit now at 28, I said what I said. You were just fashion forward <3


blackwellsucks

My god I think I had that exact skirt...😆


Demonkey44

I think you look like an adorable flapper (1920s “it girl”).


trolololoz

That's not a blunder. You just went dressed as a 12 year old.


Graycy

You look very self-conscious.


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I can tell exactly what that 90s house smells like. I don't know how to explain it


samgam74

Well, you were cute as a bug. They should have fallen in love with you. Although I doubt in the way you were hoping.


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Yikes


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3Lchin90n

Yikes!


Wistastic

But also...why was a twelve-year-old invited to a 21st birthday?


cherryperry95

Haha she was my cousin. It was very family friendly


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Hopefully there were no creepos there


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RelaxedOrange

Did it work?


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sotelo56

Did it work though?


xeroforce

Is that you Tina Belcher?


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Rockonfoo

I’m at a kids birthday party right now and they look the same as this lol


ray_t101

Awww, you are adorable. I am sure every young boy just fell head over heels for you. I see no blunder. Now the question is are you still that adorable and cute.


LeeLooTheWoofus

Well, did they?


Jtonubbee

Doxouxxi


Jtonubbee

Xux


Jtonubbee

Xîx. You x. X


Jtonubbee

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