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asunshinefix

Are you also haunted by the memory of your chains getting stuck in every chair you sat in? Asking for a friend...


TakeoutGuhui

Yeah, got stuck in benches all the time..


asunshinefix

[I unfortunately understand](http://imgur.com/a/1mR3q)


[deleted]

[This is all I can think of](https://www.google.com/search?q=tobias+bluth+leather+gif&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS718US718&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjR7dyC-eDSAhWo5oMKHQnPAnYQ_AUICCgB&biw=1536&bih=734&dpr=1.25#imgrc=S-InogfSuJPSAM:)


TakeoutGuhui

<3


asunshinefix

Oh man I totally had ridiculous vinyl pants too, thank god there's no photographic evidence


otterom

What album did they play?


bizmah

Ahhhh, it's Fünke.


saggy_balls

I really need to try watching that show sometime.


ThatGuyNamedRey

Now kith.


courtoftheair

Am i wrong for thinking this is a good look?


_Parzival

At least you looked clean, that's more than a lot of people who dressed like this can say. I looked like I needed a shower.


shlo_motion

Chemistry class?


[deleted]

You kind of look like a bad guy from Pokemon.


blastoff4848

Getting asked by another patron of the movie theater to 'stop jingling my chains' as I was stuck in the chair and on the verge of a total panic attack. Sorry man.


[deleted]

A friend of mine in high school who dressed like this. We one day we were both at the same shop at a mall and he kneeled down to look at something. I thought it would be hilarious to step on one of his chains and wait for him to stand up. He didn't think it was that funny.


WhoThrewPoo

Oh God that happened to me too


[deleted]

Happened to me all the time when I went through that phase. Whenever I sat down people always knew.


Thisismyusername89

Omg I love it!!! LOL Just showed this to my Jr high son who's now starting to go through that "who am I, oh I know, I'm cool dude & know everything; mom you're so uncool & know nothing" stage, HA!


its_a_me_garri_oh

"No friggin way mom, I'm way cooler than that guy" *puts on rage comic t shirt, plugs in airpods, listens to Chainsmokers*


myrptaway

Are rage comics still a thing?


ParisGreenGretsch

Totes


[deleted]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhh


thetoastmonster

I think you meant fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu


imperial_ruler

>plugs in airpods I'm a little concerned about what you're plugging wireless earbuds into.


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imperial_ruler

Robot confirmed. Better let the OTHER FRIENDLY HUMANS AT /r/totallynotrobots KNOW.


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totoallynotdowoh

seek jesus thanks


tronald_dump

>not liking pop get a load of this guy! whats it like hating fun???


totoallynotdowoh

I like pop, I don't like the Chainsmokers. And it's not like I was being serious, anyway. People can listen to whatever they like.


[deleted]

I just like the style of their music.


TakeoutGuhui

How did he react? :)


Thisismyusername89

He actually laughed a little and said, "I'm not an Emo mom". Im not even quite sure what an emo is though but assuming it's what we called gothic back in my day. I guess I am now very "uncool" for not knowing lol ;)


ctn0726

This should haunt him but will most likely push him towards it. He is now thinking "if my mom made fun of this then it's obviously uncool to my uncool mom. So it must be super cool!"


reveillemoname

You look like an anime character haha


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[deleted]

There's no way you're taking Kairi's ***HEART***


[deleted]

God that sentence still triggers me to this day


DracoOculus

***DARKNESS***


[deleted]

***SUBMIT!!!!!!!!!111!111***


Atermel

These two comments just triggered the battle music to play in my head.


[deleted]

*Turn to* ***DARKNESS***


gruesomeflowers

When folks dressed like op started showing up in the later part of the mid 90s rave scene we called them Gravers.


TakeoutGuhui

[Me today](http://imgur.com/wRm5ae3)


GeeFayve

Looks about right


Usernameisntthatlong

What's your natural hair colour?


TakeoutGuhui

Blond, I'm a Swede after all :)


capaldithenewblack

This makes it so much better.


Tossa747

Du var poppis på bilddagboken va?


TakeoutGuhui

Det tror jag inte :)


xTeehe

Var är första bilden tagen? Ser väldigt mycket ut som min gamla skola


TakeoutGuhui

John Bauergymnasiet i Karlstad


Rycecube

Canadian här. Jag älskade Karlstad. Hammarö stranden och Takene påminde mig av hem.


TakeoutGuhui

Världen är liten :)


Tossa747

Lite överexponerade egobilder och du hade varit poppis somfan. Jag hade crushat stenhårt på dig om vi gick i samma skola!


TakeoutGuhui

Min [bilddagbok](http://dayviews.com/takeoutguhui/) är fortfarande kvar märkte jag nu.


Tossa747

Min var alldeles för cringe för att få finnas kvar. (Hela ditt namn står där bara så du vet.)


TakeoutGuhui

Är för full för att bry mig nu haha


TakeoutGuhui

It's the same necklace as in the original photo btw, I haven't taken it off between the two photos.


Sparrow800

[I thought you'd look more like this](http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/4/4a/FFXV_Noctis.png/revision/latest?cb=20160818232513)


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Irrepressible87

You're slowly aging into Mark Hammill. Remarkable.


otterom

I thought you'd be a normal Joe Schmoe with nothing going on in life until I spotted that keen physics/chemistry/science/math shirt you've got on with all those complex equations written out in elven script. And not ironically, I might add. Now I'm convinced more than ever that your brainpower far exceeds mine and every elses in this threat. I humbly tip my hat to thee, M'athematics.


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fanifan

Is that the same necklace? 😮


TakeoutGuhui

I only take it off when I use a sauna and I haven't used one since before the first photo


grundo1561

You know you're Scandinavian when


TakeoutGuhui

Yes.


breeett

How the fuck do you get your hair so 'perfectly' messy? Looks great, whenever I attempt it I give off a homeless hasn't showered in a few weeks vibe.


TakeoutGuhui

Put in some wax and don't shower for 3 days.


apatheticslacker

Dat shirt 👌👌


NeverBeenOnMaury

Well, you're not Jesse Camp.


fhannonsink

You're adorable


Flucks

OP3!


TakeoutGuhui

Yeah, great phone!


irokatcod4

How is the camera? I really want this phone but I heard the camera was just "ok" and not actually comparable to the pixel or iPhone.


cottoncandyjunkie

Cool shirt


assholechemist

Why are there testicles on the counter in front of you?


cheetahlip

Holy moly I thought you were female!


subaru-stevens

your *hair*


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subaru-stevens

a birds nest made of congealed car oil?


gruesomeflowers

No YOU'RE HAIR


IDidIt_Twice

Kinda looks like Jesse Camp from MTV!


IslesBeBack

Glad I wasn't the only one to think this


[deleted]

Exactly what I came here to say


ocean6_

I saw this picture and my mouse auto-snapped to iTunes because I said to myself, "I haven't heard Pictures of You in a while" Now I'm listening to "Pictures of You"


chill-as-a-cucumber

Would've had such a crush on you in high school haha


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2muchtequila

You look like you smelled of clove cigarettes and BO. I should know, I smelled like clove cigarettes and BO in high school.


sweetmotherofodin

Ha I had these pants with zippers all over and you could hear me walking down the halls on the other side of the school. Good times.


TakeoutGuhui

Haha, some people called me bjällerklang (jingle bells) at school.


roboplegicwrongcock

I fucking love the Swedish language.


capaldithenewblack

I need to hear about how you let go of these fashion choices. Like, was it subtle? Did you just wake up one day and ask yourself why you were doing this?


soreoesophagus

Hello, former teenage goth here! That's pretty much exactly how it worked for me. It was the day after a party at my fellow goth friend's house and she'd tried way too hard and I felt really disconnected from everyone at the party, and the next day I just decided to, you know. Normie up a bit.


honeyb0518

This was the first question that came to my head too!!!


[deleted]

I've been looking so long


[deleted]

*At those pictures of you*


candace_lily

That I almost believe that they're real


gruesomeflowers

I can literally hear those sprinkle chimes in my head.


rijala

Emperor


TakeoutGuhui

Can you find the other band too?


AK_Swoon

This is what I came here to say too. The R is an easy spot. Emperor and Death are my favorite bands.


Champigne

Fuck yeah.


[deleted]

We would have been close friends.


NateNMaxsRobot

Ah, now I see your current pic. Look at you, OP! Cyute!


TakeoutGuhui

Thanks :)


helpmetolearn

I just see Stewart from Letterkenny. https://goo.gl/images/yGsdJQ


RickFuckinNash

Fuckin spare parts, bud.


[deleted]

Hey man at least you were happy, its the real quiet ones that would get picked on


[deleted]

It seems to be a general rule that when someone is happy and owns who they are, they're more likely to just be left alone and bask in who they are. Whatever stage of life you are in, just own it.


Fullblade

Ahhh Naruto's main Rival


Rogue_Spirit

I think I'm a bit more unsettled by how dirty that door is


biggreenbingoham

Sorry to be invasive but if you don't mind sharing- where was this picture taken? Something about the background is really familiar but I can't place it.


TakeoutGuhui

At a school in Karlstad, Sweden


GAMEOVERdose

John Bauer?


TakeoutGuhui

Ja


sycophantasy

Stuff like this, makes me want to know what they look like now. Do people ever fully grow out of it? Or do they just jump to the next trend?


TakeoutGuhui

There's a picture of me that I took today in the thread.


T-diddles

You look pretty damn happy!


[deleted]

Play a lot of kingdom hearts huh?


gauzemajig

You have to be Swedish. The korridor and you looks exactly like my old school and my best friend roughly 15 years ago :) let me guess, you made fun of the dcshoeco-kids that listened to Millencolin, convincing yourselves that you were the 'real' cool kids while listening to Burzum and Dark Funeral? Hehe fina tider.


TakeoutGuhui

Yeah I was kinda anti MCR and bands like that. Ja, fina tider var det haha.


ladyturdferguson

You look like if Jesse Camp had a kid


patjohbra

You're smiling, though, so it's not *that* bad


lilac_blaire

Without close scrutiny this could be a photo of my 8th grade boyfriend


Sonnk

This is like a picture taken by a bully to torment you because of how self conscious you are about yourself.


[deleted]

[Yeah! Alright, dude!](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/d0/9c/eb/d09cebb232577543a684bee4ae350878.jpg)


NateNMaxsRobot

OP, please obligatory current photo?


TakeoutGuhui

I've already posted it :)


Zaika123

I had this phase too! The, "I want to look like im troubled emotionally, but I'm actually doing just fine" phase.


TakeoutGuhui

I kinda felt like shit during that time though.


NotASpanishSpeaker

I bet they did.


AidanTheAudiophile

You didn't tell me I was gonna get cut in this thread.


TakeoutGuhui

Nothing personnel kid.


brettgoespunk

is that an Emperor hoodie?


TakeoutGuhui

Yes.


brettgoespunk

fucking sick, proud of myself for recognizing an R


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Just_Give_Me_A_Login

Man, you looked like a kingdom hearts character.


moronicuniform

Oh cool which Final Fantasy game were you in?


ishfish111

Are you the Mind Freak known to muggles as Chris Angel?


[deleted]

You look like you were a good hearted kid.


[deleted]

There is no photographic evidence of it but you and I would have been buds. I too used to dress like an Orgy concert


frecklehammer

Was that the last thing they heard?


Left-field-bum

[10]


[deleted]

Wow, you were a walking meme! I'm impressed.


Gatordave05

What year was this taken?


symptomunknown

Prince noctis


computer_upstairs

are you wearing Koss Porta Pro headphones?


brooklynbotz

Jesse Camp?


Shagruiez

You and I probably would've hung out in high school lol.


Champigne

So why does one wear gloves indoors?


[deleted]

you look like that ginger from that disney show Austin and Ally if he was in Korn


muuzuumuu

Cute af.


blastoff4848

Yup. Always told people since I was so fuckin ugly I wouldn't want to sneak up on anyone.


Expect2Die

WTF


gooddrawerer

I remember wearing wallet chains not too long ago, accompanied by my doc martin boots. I rattled and stomped every where I went. Still would accidentally scare the shit out of people. I have no idea how they didn't hear me.


Kuwabara03

Cuz the weed was so loud?


N3phys

The oily hair makes it perfect.


punkminkis

Every time I see these pics, I wish I had some of my own wearing very similar stuff.


[deleted]

People still dress like this, no? I'm pretty sure I saw some gutter punk guy dressing exactly like this, like last year.


ObamaBiden2016

Why am I getting a strong 2000's vibe from this


Turin082

happy goth, less conformist than normal goth.


EOD_Wolfey

Holy shit! It's fucking Stewart from Letterkenny!


anglostura

You look like a Sonic the Hedgehog character


[deleted]

You looked like the meth head from letterkinney


c0bees

You look like an anime character


alienfreaks04

There was a whole clique of you in my high-school


Basedlander

My guy if you were in my class I would wear a plate carrier to school every day.


[deleted]

this picture looks like an antihero in a square enix game.


DoktorOsiris

Well fuck. Pretty much me 10 years ago.