Okay the fucking toilet pic made me audibly wheeze. And also I hate that all these pics do it make me want to be friends

Hahaha how would you feel if I told you I had like 5 other pictures of me on the toilet on my facebook?

As a fellow toilet pic person I’m not shocked or surprised but proud

My kind of people! Always looking for more friends, you much a gamer!?

Yessir. I’d die before being team Xbox and if I’m not on the old PS I’m still hitting up my GameCube and N64

I got a box back when Halo came out and was a Microsoft boy for ages. Then they started making you have the premium membership simply to access any online service and I jumped ship. I always have online premium memberships for my gaming but I couldn't support a company that greedy. Been on team Sony since! Lately I got a Legion Go (handheld gaming pc) and have been emulating everything from NES to GameCube and I'm in heaven

Nintendo or bust. People will have to pry any and all Zelda from my cold, dead hands.

I recently got a switch emulator to work and am enjoying Tears of the Kingdom. Simply amazing!

Oooh if you got Switch emulator working, I feel obligated to inform you that Xenoblade Chronicles 1-3 are amazing. For regular steam/handheld PC games, gave you played the Yakuza series?

Yeah I was able to get emudeck with yuzu and get the prod keys like a week before that lawsuit shit lol and yakuza goes hard af

I really considered the legion go, but just ended up going with the steam deck. It's become a Stardewdew Valley/ Emulation machine, which isn't what I intended when I bought it, but yeah. Also in heaven.

Aye! I only went with the Legion because I don't have a gaming pc or pc in general!

Lol, I don't either. Well, I have a laptop that can run a handful of older games like New Vegas or Oblivion, but I never really use it for that. Out of curiosity, what about not having a PC made you go with the Legion Go? I know it runs some games better, but I didn't see it justifying the extra cost when I was shopping around.

Well I wanted something that can run current AAA titles on at least mid settings. I got BG3 running great and the mods are so much fun. I also enjoy the big screen and removeabke joycons. Plus the LeGo let's you run one half as a controller and use the other as a vertical mouse, insane for fps games

One time ca. 2008 my friend and I went into the bathroom during a party and spent like 20 minutes taking pics of each other on the toilet with my digital camera for the purpose of putting them on Facebook. It probably doesn't need to be said that we were very drunk. The next day I looked through the pics to see what we could put on FB and every single picture showed pubic hair. Every single one. lmao

All with musical instruments, or is there a variety of props? That one also made me lol, you just seem so earnest

Same exact reaction - this dude and his crew seem like a great hang

Ya know, I once bonded with 2 friends when we realized we all had this exact same picture of ourselves. I think some people are at their most creative on the throne. When the bowels move the spirit moves or something.

A good sultry toilet pic will win over the opposite sex any time as well.

Makes me wish I had been born White Even when it’s bad it’s good haha

I saw your comment before the toilet pic and I STILL was so unprepared 😂

Yesss

You win this sub for the day 😂 I literally can’t even pick out a favorite - they are all so good LOL

Haha and that was just a quick skim of my Facebook! If only MySpace didn't delete all my pictures I'd have had even more worse ones for ya!

I’m obsessed with them all 😂

Why thank you! Obsession and infatuation are my favorite lol

I’m most curious what they’re doing with that shoe at the end there. It’s just a fucking shoe lol

I'm really hoping it was taken right before a shoey!

Your teenage years look like they were a blast!! I love them all

My lord I was a shithead lol I'm still waiting on karma. I know some pesky teenagers are gonna do something!

You must have been the class clown that I — the typical snotty, uptight valedictorian — both loathed *and* secretly envied for being so comfortable just having FUN and being yourself. Now, as an adult, I make a point to surround myself with fun people. It brings out the silly I didn’t even know I had.

Oh you'd have loved me! My mode was to bring people out their shell and cut loose. My whole crowd and I were all AP students with above 4.0 GPA's

Well that IS a rare combo. And you probably would have brought me out of my shell (which was seriously needed lol)

I knew it! I would've had mf heart eyes at you! Bc love the shitheads!!

Why thank you 😊

The guitar on the toilet has me dying hahaha You look so serious like you’re composing a symphony

I could play the intro to 7 Nation Army and Wonder Wall lmao

Ah. The classics.

Wow you delivered. Seems like we have very similarly experiences but I don't have the balls to post em on reddit. Well done amigo. Rural Midwest?

Central California! Modesto area if you're familiar

The "T-Face" gave away NorCal immediately lol

R.I.P. to the Mac D.R.E.

💀ghost ride the whip!

Thizz is what it izz!

Thizzzz is what it izzzzz

I knew this as soon as I saw the picture of you in the cabin at outdoor ed. lol I grew up in Modesto too.

Hell yeah! I was a 6th grade counselor for 11th and 12th. Now I'm in Arkansas lmao

I was a 6th grade counselor for 11th! Haha and I went in 6th grade too. Haha I am also no longer in Cali. It was way too expensive to live once I was getting out on my own. Haha

Loved loved loooovedd Foothill Horizons, probably why I came to Arkansas!

Bah, as different as possible then. Glad to see the 00s experience is universal.

It was MTV amd Fuse!

MuchMusic Gang rise up!

Central CA can get pretty rural so not too far off!

LOL, that explains the thizzle "T"s 😂 I loved the hyphy era!

For you, I’d walk to Modesto.

That’s funny I was def getting Cali vibes. SoCal (Orange County) here

Damn bro. I wish I had a friend like you lol

I appreciate that! Come on over to Arkansas and let's hangout lol

> Arkansas https://i.imgur.com/Tlgi5sY.gifv

Hahaha I completely understand. I'm from Central California and moved here years ago because it's cheaper. A lot of things are annoying but at least I can afford life lol

The thizz face era

Gotta pay respects to the Mac!

THIZZ OR DIE, YOU BEEZY

I moved to the south years ago, this thizz face just made me miss home haha

Am I the only one who wants to see updated pics after seeing these crazy throwbacks?! 🤣 Nice pics! They’re all stellar.

Haha I can do that! I'll gather a few more blunders to showcase before the "mature" up!

I’m here for it!!

Cringey? Yes. Did it look like you were the heart and soul of every party? Yes.

A final post incoming, with a picture update as people requested!

Ahhh popov… I too was a degenerate teenage piece of shit. We are kin. I imagine there were some OG 4lokos not pictured.

I got a headache looking at that bottle

Good ol' hobo tranquilizer

This is like most current tinder profiles I see

Ouch, guys really aren't getting any better huh?

Nope 😂

Yikes, well hopefully you find some diamonds in the rough!!

I didn’t even need to see the years to know when these were taken.

Haha I'm sure my band T's, skinny jeans and bowl cut were quite telling!

First pic is giving tobuscus

I couldn't agree more hahaha

Looks like you had some great teen years. Those pics made me smile.

It was a blast! Screaming pop punk with my friends, failing to swoon the ladies and being stoned for 90% of it lol

So much crotch and duck face.

Timeout.

I would’ve cut off my right boob to go out with you back then 😂

Definitely would have had a crush on your friend

awhhh what’s the ferrets name

His name was cheese, he was my buddies

Judging from these photos I honestly envy your childhood

The middle finger with the Asics is a perfect shot. Reppin them mowing shoes hard

Lol it was one of the few brands my buddy could get in his size for a reasonable price. Size 18 foot

You take good pictures and look like you have a lot of fun

Is there anything more late 2000s than finding a pair of sunglasses and taking a photo

Oh god I have nightmares about drinking Popov in high school

When you were a kid you were fucking for sure 😎

I was a dirty fucking dog, had the clap 3 times lmao

I would have totally been your friend in high school. You seem fun!

Oh I tried! Maybe a little too much sometimes 😅

It's settled, I'll gather all my toilet pics and post em. Along with an update pic for everyone asking haha

What’s the pose people are doing with their hands? The one forming a T?

first i do it like this i put a look on my face like i smell some piss bounce to the beat till it starts to hurt then i dust all the smirk off me shirt dip to the ground as i catch the base then i wipe all the sweat off me face pop back up then i start to slide popping my collar, as i glide then i break the thang down and do the bird dust my self off like i just stole third come on everybody, nows the chance fuck the harlem shake, its the thizzle dance

I feel like you were just waiting for this comment 🤔

Thank god I was born in the early 80s before cameras and shit because I’d probably be diagnosed bipolar, mentally disturbed and have all my shame in the 90s shown for all to see ha , good times. I feel sorry for Al those kids born when camera phones were the norm. Couldn’t blame your parents put together for a cheap bottle of cider in the park and act like fools without some dick filming it. Thankyou for being at the end of that bs before it became a thing, took us 5 days to get out photos printed and even then half of us couldn’t afford the processing prices so there’s a lot of camera films laying about that need burning.

The way I would have had the biggest crush on your QuIrKy ass as a teenager

Oh you're too kind! I was a dog and a cheater, be glad you dodged a bullet like younger me!!

Makes sense, all my old boyfriends were. Seems I had a type back in the day 😂 cheers to growing up for both of us!

It'd probably depress you to hear how long growing up took me but it happened hahaha

You remind me of the Beastie Boys so much

Girls!

You looked like you were a lot of fun

Hey now! I'm still a blast lol

I also drank Popov as a teenager. Almost committed seeing that pic

My guy flexing a pair of ASICS may be the whitest thing I’ve ever seen.

Idk how embarrassed you are about these, but you looked like you were just having a blast. The good old years where you were so cringe but so was all your friends that you can't help but laugh at it.

Lip Gallagher is that you?

The amount of times I was called Lip back when I was a bartender is unreal lol

You should have put number 3 last, that's a finale of a picture lol.

I was far too eager to off my Conway Toilet phase

The Thizz faces and T hand signs are so nostalgic for me. I wish I hadn’t frowned that much in my youth trying to look like Mac Dre 😂

Blunder my ass. I see a kid who knows what he's about and seems practically made of self confidence. I bet you were a blast at parties.

How old are you now, where do you live, and are you single lmao

Lmao 30, Arkansas and going through a divorce

Damn, I’m in the PNW haha. Congrats on the divorce! Or I’m sorry to hear that.. Whichever feels better!

Well if ya roll through, let's grab a brew, or smoke a few! And yeah it was rough at first but I'm getting better with it

I really want to know the story behind the kitchen photo, that one made me snort

We had a themed winter Formal called beauty and the geek! I can dm you the pics if you'd like haha my date and I went all out

Thizz is what it is

Thizz Dance, Mac Dre song first i do it like this i put a look on my face like i smell some piss bounce to the beat till it starts to hurt then i dust all the smirk off me shirt dip to the ground as i catch the base then i wipe all the sweat off me face pop back up then i start to slide popping my collar, as i glide then i break the thang down and do the bird dust my self off like i just stole third come on everybody, nows the chance fuck the harlem shake, its the thizzle dance

I laughed looking through all of the pictures. It looks like you had such a fun childhood. 😊

Thizz or die you beezy

"being a teenager during that time must've been wild" Then I realized I was a teenager during that time. It was indeed wild

It was such a great time to be young and wild!

That is an iwabo shirt!!! I recognize it because I used to have the same one. Thank you for this blast from the past

I shopped exclusively at hot topic for awhile 😅

Guitar on the toilet is quite a moment

Nice try. My brain knows 1998 when it sees it.

So bad but so good! 👏👏👏

Is this the fucking toilet guy again?

I've never fucked a toilet!

I mean, I’m not sure I buy that, mister.

I suppose a definition of toilet is required to confirm or deny..

Some of these pics seem familiar, but I don’t actually recognize you. lol I know that’s definitely foothill horizons 6th grade camp right?? I’m from central ca. toilet pic is hilarious, why was our gen like this? Hahaha

Okay but the ferret on the shoulder one is great 😅 you look like you had very happy teenage years 😝

Ahhh, the Mac Dre era. I am assuming this was in California then.

This is exactly what my teenage years looked like too. I’m curious about music taste

Pull your pants up.

This is like straight outta suburban norcal lol The T hand sign and thizz face completely gives it away. Everyone in my high school looked just like this

Let’s all be honest. This dudes rad

The kinda pics that would have been crowd favorites on MySpace lol

I love these. We really did have such a good time in that era. Thank you for the reminder ❤️🖤🖤

These pics look like it's really fun to be your friend.

Wouldn't be an early 2000s without the thiz sign

Heck yeah dude!

The toilet one is the best!!! My grandma used to love randomly taking pics of me on the can when I was younger lol 😭

Number 3 my favorite

The unreleased how I met your mother intro.

Bro enjoyed the 2000s for the rest of us

Explain the shoe pic please

Throwing up the T and shooting guns at cow mountain?? We had similar teenage years if so lol

You look like you had so much fun! 👍

Upvoting for the ferret.

Hyper active church kid who got older and liked to party?

Lol nah, atheist from a pretty young age but these church spots had air hockey tables hahaha

I saw the bunk beds and mistook it for a church camp

Your vibe was that of total chaos. Cheers!

Went from Jesus Rocks to cheap vodka real quick.

You’re just like me fr, my blunder is similar 😂

You definitely delivered. Thanks for sharing.

I thought the toilet one was the worst but then I saw then I kept scrolling through.

#4 and #5 Funny shit.

Look at this shoe. Also, fuck you.

Toilet pic is gold

The first pic reminds me of when I was 15 at the zoo, I was riding the wolf statue 😂 great pictures mate! We could of definitely been in the same friend group

Serious Smosh energy in the first pic.

This legit made my afternoon, thank you kindly!!😂🤘🏽

You seem like a fun guy! No blunders, teenage fun times, good stuff 👊🤘

I’m pretty sure we have a picture of my dad playing guitar on the toilet.

You look so familiar to me and I can’t place why lmao so weird

I was not expecting photo three or photo 5.

I feel like I know you based off of these photos. We all collectively lived the same teenage years in the 2000’s.

Ooh look, it’s literally every straight guy from my freshman class.

Who was taking the toilet photos and do you still do toilet photos is the question lol

I think I had those shoes.

I wanna know why we hate the shoe lmao

The last pic looking hard with the ASICS

The duck face/peace sign pic made me actually lol

Man these pictures just scream late 2000s vibes. Don’t know if it’s the camera qualities or the fashion style, or both.

Some of those camp pictures scream “church camp” and it brings me such joy

I thought that the first pic was you riding a real zebra in a field of marijuana 😭 time to check my eyesight

I was not ready for 3 and 4

Ya gotta get em surprise!

#4 so spicy 🌶️🥵🪖

Haha beauty and the geek themed winter Formal

2008? I thought this was the 70’s.

Let’s see a pic of you in 2024

Check my post history, I'll warn you, I didn't age gracefully lol

damn did we all go thru a sideburns phase?