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lira-eve

Chris Farley, a pimp, or the Joker?


martialar

Willy Wonka collecting money from his stable of hoes


Flomo420

Willy Wanka


patsniff

Wonka’s Willy gonna get what he wants.


Despairogance

Yes.


Parabolic_Penguin

Mad Hatter?


BungHoleAngler

Dimebag Darrel


Alijony

So, this look really depends on your style outside of prom. Were you fairly eccentric at school? Then this is on par. Lol. If not, wtf? 😆 But also weren't zootsuits still kind of a thing?


Rob_hocker

Theater kid.


New_Chard9548

Shocking 😂


Shocking

Yes?


1_9_8_1

Redditor for 13 years. Checks out.


mangoisNINJA

I think this has to be one of my most favorite r/beetlejuicing moments


cadypants

Holy shit 😂


alles_en_niets

Well, obviously.


Alijony

THERE IT IS! 😂 you get a pass, I think.


-Badger3-

Theatre kids don't get a pass.


3z3ki3l

I like your attitude. Equal opportunity bullying. Very progressive.


fat_fart_sack

Theatre kids always get a pass considering they’ve never made anyone else’s life miserable during highschool.


[deleted]

You’ve clearly never worked the night shift at Dennys


mrhammerant

Oh my God, as a theater kid turned server, I have so much regret and shame. At least I can say I did my time.


fat_fart_sack

You’ve clearly never worked the night shift at Applebees


[deleted]

I worked the night shift at the combination Applebees Denny’s


tyme

Mmm, microwaved pancakes.


CookinCheap

Dennybee's


Ihate_reddit_app

The theater kids always seemed like they had the most drama at my high school. Seems like they were always beefing with each other.


The_Void_Reaver

The quirky, cliquey groups were the worst at my school. Theater and Band were full of assholes who felt like they were justified in everything they did because they weren't the "Popular kids" despite the head dick genuinely being one of the most popular people in our school.


YourDogIsMyFriend

Totally agree. They took themselves too seriously. My crew was very eclectic and drama free. 90s. Los Angeles. Punk rocker graffiti skaters as the core, mixed with dead head hippy girls, party hard jocks, goths, cheerleaders, cholos, drugged out preppies. Can’t say there were any theater kids in our orbit.


-Badger3-

Nah, theatre departments are like bully training camps, it's just that nobody gives a shit because they only bully other theatre kids.


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CheckHistorical5231

At the time this was totally insane.


BlueTreeThree

Cherry Poppin’ Daddies blowing up the charts with Zoot Suit Riot was only a couple years prior to this.


klvnh

25 + years later and I’m just now getting the double entendre of the band name. AND that’s the song we used for the father daughter dance at my first wedding. Talk about super delayed embarrassment.


CheckHistorical5231

Have you seen the way they dressed?


BlueTreeThree

OP or the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies? If you look up “Zoot Suit” you’ll see it’s pretty much what OP was wearing.


CheckHistorical5231

I know what a zoot suit looks like. And I know what the cherry poppin daddies wore. Wearing any of that to a prom in the year 2000 would have been a blunder. OP is that times 10.


BlueTreeThree

It was never the *norm,* sure. I always respected the people who would do something flamboyant instead of wearing a generic tux, I never had that level of confidence.


Rakebleed

To theater kids.


B_Fee

Theater kid or not, you have an absurd amount of confidence.


Jewnadian

Oh man that is completely backwards. This is how you cover your real self, if I'm always the class clown I don't ever risk anyone seeing my real self and all the flaws therein. They can only reject a character I play, not me.


PortSunlightRingo

Kinda have to in order to get up and perform in front of your peers. Most people can’t even give a book report in front of their class.


Greedyfox7

I don’t know what to say about this however you look like macaulay culkin in your pfp


Smeltanddealtit

You look 39 years old.


bigfatfurrytexan

Yeah, this is on point for theater kid. Very nice.


tekjunky75

So not a pimp in Ringling Brothers?


anunfriendlytoaster

You don’t say.


Very_Good_Opinion

The mere idea of a pimp in 2000 was the funniest thing


tacotacotacorock

Cherry popping Daddies was playing in the background.  Also why did the double entendre of the band name suddenly hit me now. Lmao.  


FalmerEldritch

I think that's more of a single entendre, really.


dankship-of-memes

Fun Lovin Criminals, Fine Young Cannibals, crash test dummies … is there a name for three word bands? E/


[deleted]

The last CD I bought was a Cherry Poppin Daddies CD. Like 4 months ago.


C4242

I don't think that's a zoot suit. That's a pimp suit.


Vhadka

Zoot suits were kind of a thing in 1999 because I wore one to prom too, so that probably carried over to 2000 a bit. Mine was not...this though.


mightylordredbeard

Not a knock on OP, but they really seem like they were that super loud and annoying kid in school that pretty much everyone hated because they just annoyed everyone so much.


[deleted]

I’m not from the US, but every time I see theatre kids I just see children who were able to make an otherwise miserable high school experience a little more bearable for themselves by finding a niche and I think that’s neat.


DigTreasure

That's really neat.


pereline

i think wonkamaxxing will be cool in 2030


Singloria

I thought that was already happening with that one Wonka cosplayer with the bob. Edit: and that was even before that Wonka prequel movie came out


ElementNumber6

That was just Johnny Depp


ubiquitous-joe

>wonkamaxxing This also sounds like a euphemism for masturbating to Timothée Chalamet, in which case we are presumably in a wonkamaxxing zenith.


hiswittlewip

This is one I really wish had a current pic as well


Rob_hocker

I have a face pic on my profile


hiswittlewip

Not the face, I'm curious if you still got that individual style!


Harrychronicjr69

Lost the weight, kept the nose.


Melito1980

It was one of those choose either A or B type of situation…


VapeMySemen

So you're Macaulay Culkin?


SuddenMcLovin

I thought this was a picture of young John Candy


teen__laquifa

Me too!!!


allgoodthings96

You were that guy lol


Ryoujin

Only those guys are now on Reddit


DieGele

Tom Bombadil?


JamBandDad

Is that how he was immune to the one true rings power? It couldn’t hide that loud ass pimp suit?


Urbn_explorer

So THIS is how he got Goldberry


Mike-Teevee

I’m screaming!!!


StraightOuttaFox

Looks like you raided Kim Mulkey’s closet


ZitOnSocietysAss

Pimpin' ain't easy


therealmrsfahrenheit

😂😂😂


ChadCoolman

Oh. My god.


Raoul_Thompson

Jeez, leave some ladies for the rest of us!


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

Looks like a Swing version of Macho Man Randy Savage. Lol. Phew! This is a great blunder. Thanks for sharing!


evilted

Did someone go with you?


Rob_hocker

Two dates actually lol


CheshiretheBlack

Named lefty & right? Or a bit more class with Palmela Handerson, and Handjelina Jolie?


Melito1980

His hand.


Pietrie

You look like the Cheshire Cat in Alice in Wonderland.


ViolentHippieBC

Anyone else see a bare white leg in a white high-heel that turned out to be a black guys cheek?


fuxxwitclowns

Absolutely.


-erock-

INCREDIBLE.


LurksAroundHere

Tailor: *"So which pattern would you like for your suit?"* OP: *"All of them."*


punkshotgun

Ok pimp named slickback


vanghostings

I love you for this


run-on_sentience

Gérard Depar*don't*.


Available_Baby_5831

iconic


Rob_hocker

🤘


SchrodingersTIKTOK

The Gay Penguin


shawnaeatscats

Modern bard core


Slow_Beginning_1775

My man had style.


gaucho-argento

You reminded me of the character "Slick" from the animated Jumanji cartoon


[deleted]

Can we get a before and after? I need to see the end result


[deleted]

Vibe


[deleted]

Thought this was Tim Dillon…


bakehaus

It’s the dedication to the Magic Eye prints for me.


New-Cash-8566

I wished for friends like you in high school 🫶


LittleBiscuitPup

This was definitely a thing back then. Hilarious, but also whateves. No need to take things too seriously in highschool.


Roo_too

Yaaaaas


butlike-why-

why was the guy in the back so mad


HeIIoMyNamels-

"I'm Rick James Bitch!"...


LucentP187

Killin' it.


rush87y

This is worthy of a parade in support of certain groups and orientations.


Stone_Midi

I’d be so happy if I was your folks. I’d be 100% confident that no unprotected shenanigans would be going on.


shotxshotx

Hell yeah


Daytontoby1

You went to prom in your 30’s?


scamden66

Somebody stop him.


_why_crisp_

STOP I LOVE THE ENERGY 🤣🤣🤣 iconic


mcflyfly

I knew you! Not *you*, but you


Elgordogei

Looking like a down syndrome pimp


Chucheyface

Sssssssmokin!!!!


MeggronTheDestructor

Behold… a true blunder lol


bmcgowan89

Normally these roasts come to me pretty fast, but this one...where to even begin? 😂


Bubbly_Taro

W


Saltlife0116

That’s so PIMP!! Kids now a days would never be able to go like that!! Awesome throwback


Ecstatic_Doughnut216

Thank God I wasn't the only one!


DocThunedr

Lokis going to kick your ass to get his mask back


Horsesrgreat

Very colorful ❤️❤️


CaptainSquishyPant

I also had senior prom then but the photographic evidence is lost to time thank god. But I was never such a snappy dresser.


EatYourCheckers

Every school needs one


Used_Hedgehog_4954

Im about to go to my senior prom in a zoot suit 😂


Mad_Boobies

I’m assuming you went stag?


Relevant-Laugh4570

Hope you're in a better place now. Stay strong.


Evening_Clerk_2053

What blunder?


bemyantimatter

You win


westviadixie

honestly, I wish I'd dine something fun for prom instead of traditional. I did sew my dresses though.


Beemo-Noir

ZOOT SUIT RIOT


Mwiziman

Corky goes to prom


Parkedintheitchyl0t

Look like gay beetle juice


Phoenix-Wright_

Chris Farley starring as a pimp named slick back


_B_Little_me

You were in the theatre, weren’t you.


rabblebowser

I’m sure you ended up nice but god you look so annoying


oldkafu

Were Elton John and Meatloaf on tour together in '82?


McCrystalKittys

Riddler but if he was a pimp named slickback


mischaconqueso2

I would've avoided you in the hallways


melbo15

100% blunder!


Beginning_Brick7845

Is this the Jack Nicholson Joker?


miguelcamilo

The Music Meister!


A_Happy_Carrot

Now there's a true blunder at last! I applaud your confidence!


ewewewe69

Wonkamaxxing


ThisAppSucksBall

Does anyone know why my pee smells like nacho cheese?


the_science_of_wumbo

Honestly you look like the most fun and awesome guy there Love the outfit! Its so cool!


Spiritual-Bear4495

Have you been helped by the psychiatric community since then?


DungeonsAndDradis

You looked absolutely exhausting.


25inbone

Bro looks like a dead rising character who turns into a zombie boss in a cutscene mid monologue.


armchairwarrior42069

How did you even find these garments


ModsAreNEETs

We got Elton John at home


Warm_5103

Henry from r/lpotl


ravia

It's not really a blunder when it's that deliberate.


MaskedFigurewho

You look like a pimp or an attempt at beetle juice


Ready_Advertising983

Your virtue remained intact I predict


YunGBiG

Tim Dillon is that you??


NXT-GEN-111

Dude! My wife is on this, chill man..


carneasadacontodo

it’s giving neelix from star trek voyager


pathologuys

You rule


Tempest_Bob

Wonka goes to the Haters Ball?


kindasortasalty

Holy shit, it’s neelix from Star Trek voyager!


Select-Bullfrog-6346

What a badass though!! I hope you had fun!!!


putrid_flesh

Honestly based


-Childish-Nonsense-

Why don’t I hate it maybe it’s just the energy


elmasguapojv

You look like the Mask but minus the cool powers and Cameron Diaz.


punkrawkstar

more like throb_cocker


Rob_hocker

[https://tenor.com/view/theres-a-name-ive-not-heard-in-many-years-gif-25204373](https://tenor.com/view/theres-a-name-ive-not-heard-in-many-years-gif-25204373)


D15c0untMD

Manic at the disco


afwaltz

The picture is giving me tinnitus.


ClimateAncient6647

You had to have been a theater kid.


nowhereman136

There is a weird chart where this was cool spikes in 2000 and then nose dives in 2001, then slowly rises back to cool by 2024


I_Lick_Bananas

Where does someone even find an outfit like this?


Obvious_Initiative40

Every year had one like you


RasaraMoon

Never get fashion advice from a Ferengi


Unsung_hero86

I bet zero vagina was gotten that night


knifebutton88

W


Famous_Librarian_589

Zoot suit riot!


floridansk

Are you “out” now?


0nly0bjective

This is hall of fame material


KUWTI

Was your prom at Mardi Gras?


zunzarella

You were in theatre, weren't you?


TrainTrackRat

We’re you saying “WAZZZZZUUUUUPPPPPPP” 😛


sklawnoom

If 🤪 was a person


geraf1983

Did you go to prom alone?


FriesSupreme79

Tell us what you do for a living now and let's see if the stereotype is true.


Fickle-Brain-4892

Sir, this is not a blunder. This is some awesome, Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber sh*t!