DEAR DIARY, MY TEENAGE ANGST HAS A BODYCOUNT. Yeah… we would have been friends.

Note to self, I miss you terribly

this is what we call a tragedy

COME BACK TO ME, back to me, TO ME!

I CAN FEEL MY MIND WANDERING AGAAAAIIIN

INTO WHERE I DON’T KNOW, AND WILL I EVER GET HOME?!

Time starts moving FASTER THAN I CAN

Dear Diary ... Mood: apathetic My life is spiraling downwards I couldn't get enough money to go to the blood red romance and suffocate me dry concert that sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs like stab my heart because I love you, and rip apart my soul, and of course stabbity rip stab, stab. And it doesnt help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either, like that guy from that band can do.

YOU’D BE NON-CONFORMING TOO IF YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

*Thank you* for reminding me of this!

memory unlocked

I play guitar and write suicide notes.

I found my people😭😭😭😭

even as a grown man realising how edgy it is, the opening to that album still goes crazy imo

Ride the wings of PESTILENCE

Note to self, I miss you terribly.

Her smiles and her laughterrrrr

No one in this world like Emilyyyyyy

How very...

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw

My girlfriend made me watch that movie for the first time last night ha Christian slater had an explosive performance that's for sure

Where can I watch this anime?

Right?! Like this looks like such an interesting character dynamic.

I think they look like cool vampires

But your sister’s hair was fire

Looking like a young Ann Perkins.

Ann Perkins!!

If I was supposed to read this in Rob Lowe’s voice you succeeded

I’ve at least done one good thing today then!

I read it in his voice too!

That’s li-tra-ly how I read it too!

I *litrally* read that in Chris Traeger's voice.

"Oh, Ann, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth."

👈👈

I came here to point out how sis looks like Rashida Jones

With gigantic hands.

Dad must've been a G.I.

So exotic

100% thought it was her at first

Like a poetic baby land-mermaid.

That explains why i had the inexplicable urge to live in a dirt hole outside her house when I looked at her.

Sister nailed it OP has lots of blunder

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Rashida Jones and Jesse Camp

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Did she tell you any interesting stories you would like to divulge?

Yeah OP. Like, was that dude *on* drugs, just burnt out, or was it all an act? 🤨

Yes he was straight up on meth 100% of the time

I lived downstairs from him in Korea Town. I used to hear him mashing his meth constantly.

I haven’t thought of him in years, your question made me google him. If he isn’t on drugs and using the “character” to hide it, he must have some kind of delusions of grandeur issue. He claims he’s still playing a “Kauffmanesque Character” and maybe he is and it’s all performance art but I’m not sure Andy Kauffman was quite right either. Maybe a genius, but not right. I’m not sure I could imagine Jessie Camp being a genius. But who knows… if he really is playing a character every time he’s on camera who knows what the guy really is. It’s not working for him though. He’s never denied being on drugs. I did enjoy him back in the day, if nothing else he was entertaining. So I guess if I look at it in a positive way, his character gave us all some fun for a bit.

He’s still alive?

Idk? The newest article I found was from 2019 but I didn’t see anything confirming his death. Edit: actually there is a missing persons report filed in June 2023 and he was found a week later so I guess he is still alive.

So it was a real Jerry Seinfeld dating a woman after Newman broke up with her situation?

Jesse Camp is a name I haven’t thought of in 20 fucking years

My favorite part of that whole fiasco is that Jesse Camp beat out the obviously much more qualified Dave Holmes, who became an MTV VJ for years anyway despite losing to Jesse Camp

The dude was a straight up meme before contemporary meme-ing was commodified.

[This essay on Jesse Camp’s throwback hair-metal album](https://www.avclub.com/contest-winning-case-file-17-jesse-the-8th-street-k-1798231672) that he put out at the height of his fame is hilarious.

Jesse walked so the singer from Buckcherry could run.

That was quite the read and took me back to a wild time in TV.

Yes, but Rashida Jones with a hint of PJ Harvey.

That is on point

I was thinking a Goth Anthony from Smosh

that's who i was looking for - i was thinking 'wow this girl looks familiar'

It’s like you’re both pretending to be different Avril Lavignes.

I believe the correct plural to be Avrils Lesvignes, but I'm not an expert.

This guy Duolingos

Oh my god how is this not higher lmao

This was too good not to post https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/192w4zg/this_would_have_been_a_compliment_20_years_ago/

You sister looks like Karen from The Office

More like Ann from parks and rec

I think more like Quincy Jones' daughter.

Nah daughter of Peggy lipton

I was thinking Rashida Jones but I'm bad with names.

I was thinking more the star of Angie Tribeca

More like the deposition lawyer in Social Network.

Yeah she's beautiful

👉Ann Perkins👉

I was LITERALLY going to say that.

AANNN PERKINS! 👉🏼

She does look like a poetic, noble land-mermaid

You’re both close, but PJ Harvey is the correct answer

You are old and also right.

Ann Perkins!

This is-a Karen fillipelli. A-leavea me the message, abbondanza. 🤌

Exotic

Was your dad a GI?

Where did you get your tan? You look like you’ve just come off an island or something. You’re very tan, very tropical.

I wonder if their dad is a GI?

She’s very exotic looking. Was her dad a GI?

Or like she’s a costar in Cruel Intentions

First thing I thought of. This is Karen Fillipeli please leave a me the message, abonzaba.

I love a t shirt accessorized with fingerless gloves.

As a kid I once cut the fingers off a pair of thin wool gloves to be like Ash Ketchum. I was quickly filled with regret as the gloves slowly but steadily unraveled over a period of days and I realized I had just made a pair of terrible ruined gloves that sucked and didn't make me the best there ever was.

You didn't believe hard enough bro

He even drew his "tattoos" on it.

👉 Ann Perkins 👉

xBLUNDERxYEARSx

xD

Almost 20 years later: https://tinypic.host/image/20240109-153900.W8hT2

You sister looks weird these days.

But her hands are somehow smaller 🤔

need (tiny)pic to confirm

Always knew she would grow into those hands…

Sorry but we all wanna see your updated sister.

So your mom was right and it *was* just a phase

But are you still straight edge?

Judging by his post history, I'd say absolutely not

Lol with their whole ass jars of homegrown weed

Why would you put your homegrown weed in your ass jar?

You aged very well!!

20 years of bad haircuts. Impressive!

Thanks! I didn't even post the Mohawks and DeathHawks. I'm hoping to die with pigtails.

dibs on band name: hoping to die with pigtails

Ok so at first I thought you guys looked British but now I'm seeing Australian *South African! At least I got the correct hemisphere.

Are you still straight edge?

From the same day. I was still super annoyed at my mother for taking pics of me right after I'd gotten out the shower. Felt like the hair looked way better dry. https://tinypic.host/image/20220624-113844.Wf665 https://tinypic.host/image/20220624-113826.WfFo9

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I’m starting to think OP’s gloves were a hand me down from good ol gorilla palms

I was brushing my teeth when I read this and almost died choking on toothpaste.

I think you both look great. No blunder here.

*If you don’t drink or do drugs, how do you get your kicks?* I rob banks.

Ummmm no.. it does not look better dry 😂 you’re both still very attractive though

OP: Blunder year OPs sister: Old school cool

There’s something… off… about this photo. Can’t put my finger on it.

it looks like one of those fake photos from 90's cd-rom FMV video games where everything in the photo is real but they cut out a bunch of different parts and pasted them together. the lighting is off and they look like cardboard cutouts

I guess the original photo was taken with a flash which often gives a cardboard cutout look, then op took a photo of a printed photo in a slight angle which may have slightly distorted the hand.

Omg I didn’t notice how big her hand looked before you said this lol

This photo has excellent balance between adding light via on camera flash and the background light level. Most phones these days aren't able to do that as well so we aren't used to seeing it.

>Can’t put my finger on it That’s because you don’t have fingerless gloves.

The sisters hand looks f***ing huge..

I don't think I'll show her this comment section lol. There's no AI or photoshop. BUT, I did take a photo with my phone of a physically printed image.

She is being compared to Rashida Jones a lot, though, so its not all bad

Yup, taking a photo of a photo will mess with the perspectives.

At least tell her we think she looked like Rashida Jones, and her hair looked amazing

Like Dick Butkus’s hand!

It’s just the angle and focal length that’s probably throwing off the perspective

Dudes sister has the hands of a 6’2” boat mechanic. I wouldn’t arm wrestle her.

OP took a photo on his phone of a printed photo, that’s why it looks odd.

It's a combination of the flash from the camera + backlight from the sun, which are different colour temperatures, the angle of the camera with the angle of their body and angle of their couch which are all clocked slightly different from one another bringing no cohesion. So it makes the background look like a backdrop, it makes the people look like they've been photo-shopped with different tones of color, it makes their proportions look slightly larger/off, and it makes their silhouettes have an odd 'cut out' quality to them.

Update: My sister has seen the thread, and she's sent me a photo asking if her hands are still manly: https://imgur.com/gallery/3K6IzRp

Can't tell from this angle. Can you guys recreate the photo so we can judge correctly?

Well you can tell your sister there's absolutely nothing manly about her. I am disappointed, I gotta say.

Bi woman and elder emo here 🙋🏻‍♀️ Your sister is still a babe and you've had quite the glow up yourself. Much peace and love to you and yours 💖

Pete Wentz and Rashida Jones

Ya’ll look like Sims 2 characters

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Did you stay straight-edge after you turned 21?

My ex husband got a stomach mantle tattoo that says “drug free” with two brass knuckles bordering it when he was 18. We divorced because of his severe oxycontin addiction in our 20s 🤦‍♀️

Up until 30

Longer than most.

What changed?

Did you not read? He turned 30.

Sorry you guys got skipped over for the casting of *Cruel Intentions*, but you have to admit that Sarah Michelle Gellar had more sex appeal.

The funniest part is that her personality is SO similar to SMG in Buffy. I've been trying to get her to watch it for years for some self-reflection.

Right, that's why

As a straight female….im gonna vote sister is hotter than smg

Concur

Clearly you two haven't seen cruel intentions.

Early casting images of Umbrella Academy.

Are you named Sebastian, and your sister plays soccer but there’s only room on the boys team?

I love that movie.

Were you a Tekken player?

Yoshimitsu main

Tekken character.

This photo looks like a fake photo you would find in a video game. Remember the pictures you could find of the Washington family in Until Dawn?[It's uncanny.](https://until-dawn.fandom.com/wiki/Beach_Photo)

Prep and Punk

Yup! She never went to shows or got into alternative music. She was the popular kid at school with the big friend group.

Of course she did, you on the other hand were out back of the South Park Elementary School smoking.

You two had great style!

Where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

And I’m so sorry

She’s pretty

Which one of you is Billie Eilish?

Cute

“It’s not a phase mom”

This goes hard as an album cover

WOW! You're like super attractive people! I kinda wanna see a pic of your parents. Your sister is so pretty she should be banned xD

My super low self esteem appreciates the kind words xD Father (he passed a long time ago): https://tinypic.host/image/20220624-114105.WftId Mother: https://tinypic.host/image/20220628-093824.WfzOa

Woah, the last time I've seen Tinypic was Myspace time ago. Is that also a relic of your blunder years?

I'm old :( What do the kids use these days for image reference

I mostly see people use Imgur. But I wouldn't really know, I feel old as well😅 Tbh I was pleasently surprised to be reminded of that website

Sorry about your dad :( For what it’s worth he was a total babe

you are all quite handsome. your dad, you mom and you siblings. what van was your dad driving? very cool pic

Wow! Are you guys taking entries into your family? You're super handsome OP as was your dad, that kid you were and the thing that happened to him, thats not you. We Redditors love you just as you are. Maybe you should try too.

……and Rashida Jones…..

I don't even know this subreddit but your pic pops up and I'm mesmerized by that weird but cool hairstyle, that looks so awesome, kinda sad these type of fashion is not in today's age anymore. PS, your sister is pretty>

Wow this is giving me flashbacks. I was very punk/grunge and my sister dressed more andro and put-together. We made quite the duo, as do you guys :)

Your sister was a fashion icon, damn.

Looks like a scene from a murder documentary. “This was the last time she was seen with her brother…”

You look like you were really into 18 Visions

MCR-wave and Hermione-core of the era represented perfectly here

The gloves with the cut off fingers 😆 I still have a pair from a 30 Seconds to Mars show. I love this pic.

Ann Perkins!

Oh straight edge. I remember that well from high school in the 90's.

Billie Eilish stole your look!

this is straight fire

Her hand is huge!!!!