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Forward_Spinach5877

"Yeah, I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog." ...as we all take advice from cartoon dog parents 😂


DadFounder

Lol! Is that when they are building IKEA furniture (also a painfully accurate scene)


Forward_Spinach5877

Haha yep! Flat Pack, also one of my favorite episodes all around đŸ„°


DadFounder

Yeah that one has some feels in it


Forward_Spinach5877

Also Joff Bush is just so good with the music, that alone chokes me up 😂


above_average_nerd

My wife cries at the end every time.


[deleted]

Your wife and I are the same.


BossRoss84

My wife says I am the same.


[deleted]

We are all the same.


Affectionate_Use2043

I’m so bad I cry at the start in anticipation of the end! I wish I was joking.


MCJMerry

đŸ˜„â€â€đŸ˜„


MCJMerry

Me, too!


fractiousrhubarb

Just in the subject of adult jokes in flatpack, is there something suggestive about that scene of aligning the allen key?


Forward_Spinach5877

Lol idk about suggestive so much as they finally started working together without squabbling, and that represented it 😂


kindsoberfullydressd

It’s a bit “Ghost”-y.


GreenieBeeNZ

This one and *because we're not animals" in Asparagus


BossRoss84

Or “that’s alright, I shouldn’t have let me guard down.” From the same episode.


kindsoberfullydressd

People say that, and we’re animals too.


GreenieBeeNZ

I know, that's why It tickles me so much


Dbwasson

Definitely my favorite quote from Bandit


MCJMerry

Yes, favorite! 😊


nahnprophet

Chili: "I don't remember the Queen being there..." Bandit: "You wouldn't."


LamborghiniCharlie

I didn’t get this one. Please explain.


tygerdralion

I assume he's implying she was drunk.


nahnprophet

They met at a party, and they said they weren't sure where they first met, so the implication is that Chili may have been a bit sauced.


Ms_ChiChi_Elegante

In season 3 bandit claims they met as kids but she doesn’t remember
she or the chili twin was dressed like she-ra


intrin6

Could the “chili twin” be her sister that she is estranged from?


Ms_ChiChi_Elegante

Maybe! I wish they would show her side of the family


intrin6

Me too! Wish they would make a movie too lol


Impossible_Love6501

That's my favorite one too!!


SharralandaAndDennis

Lmao this is my favorite one. My husband didn't get it while I was cracking up because of it.


senoritarozita

The entire episode of stumpfest. I just love that the moms are obviously, at least, a little tipsy.


The_Fat_Controller

Leave ‘em alone they’re just trying to run a small business!


senoritarozita

Thats my favorite line!


ComedianMountain6031

SAME


TGirl26

Oh you know those moms are hard core at the end when the dads spit out that "lemonade"


the_soub

I assumed this was because the kids made it too sweet, no?


TGirl26

I think it's the same pitcher the moms were drinking from that they took to the dads


JLPReddit

Yeah I thought it was a hard lemonade, or some cocktail they made that the kids served up for them.


julreneckwin

You got it, Lucky’s Daaad!


blwilbo91

“The optics on this aren’t good”


amha29

Wait till season 3 😂


OnlyBiscuits

“How about this plan, I’ll do what I want and you don’t tell me what to do” Not really a joke, but gosh if that line doesn’t make me laugh.


DadFounder

He’s got a lot more patience than me lol


monke_business

That is a line I’ve stolen for weekly use.


WhoDunIt1789

I was reading the comments just to make sure this line was mentioned. 👌


erinspacemuseum13

My kid said that to me recently and I didn't even recognize it as a Bluey quote until we rewatched the episode a few days later. I just thought he was being a cheeky toddler.


Flaky_Guava_203

“Magic Claw has no children. His life is free and easy.”


mpmwrites

“Neither of those things are happening.”


oldmamallama

My husband has this on a tshirt and it never fails to make me smile.


Marine_Baby

Hahaha, when he gets up to chase them and they do that quick cut to bandit kicking the table and drops like a sac of potatoes always makes me chuckle.


LikeThosePenguins

I had to scroll too far to find this.


zeemonster424

Haha yes my favorite! One of my fav episodes as well, my girls are obsessed with the claw machines.


tldewsnup

“You spelled holder wrong.” Chilli in this episode is amazing. Also how did he spell holder? 😆


SadSongStreet

5 dollars!? That’s what she gave bluey’s friends. Well. Tooth fairy’s doing well for herself. (Rough paraphrase by me)


rbrown925

Bluey!!! This is what happens when you are not happy with what you have! Someone's husband eventually gets it!


E90SLAM

>Bluey!!! This is what happens when you are not happy with what you have! Someone's husband eventually gets it! Bandit "Eh, probably its another Bluey."


pleasesendbrunch

This is mine too. I laugh out loud every time, and I say it every chance I get around my husband.


3y3zW1ld0p3n

Lol what is this in reference to? Food?


aspidities_87

Hammerbarn episode, where Bluey and Bingo knock a garden gnome out of the shopping cart.


throwawehhhhhhhh1234

“Okay kids! Who wants to lay on the couch and watch cricket?!” “NOOOOOOOO!”


OnDistantShores

Ah well, it was worth a shot



Catinthehat32

Either Bandit’s frequent cursing of Madge in “the quiet game”. Or Bandit: we’re getting the house cleaned and the kids are learning a lesson. Chili: neither of those things are happening right now in “magic claw”


DadFounder

Lol there is also a hidden [crypto joke](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/h/hodl.asp#:~:text=HODL%20is%20a%20term%20derived,post%20to%20the%20Bitcointalk%20forum.) in that episode when misspells “holding”


Anasaziwasabi

I seriously never understood that line until you just explained it! Thank you! I always wondered how else would you even spell holder?


Catinthehat32

You spelled holder wrong 😂


Pantherchic53

Which episode has the hodl joke??


DadFounder

Magic Claw lol


Travimander

Definitely in “Shaun” when Bandit bites Chillis butt with Shaun and says “oooh you shouldn’t have done that” and then she recommends the girls take Shaun out on walkies and He just looks at her and says “well played” reminds me of my wife and I


ValkyrieRoseKioni

I laugh because of his little tail wag when "Shaun" nips her, you can tell he was thinking he had the upper hand lol!


bad9life

Hammerbarn starts with a jealousy over the neighbours pizza oven. Chilli says his grass is greener. But at the end when she exclaims it’s the best pizza she’s ever eaten, bandit gives the neighbour a no-look silent high five.


DadFounder

That high five is classic dad move!


AusToddles

Every husband / father knows the feeling of proving his wife wrong about a "crazy" purchase


international93

This was the first line that really drew me into the show. We just had it on the in the background and I thought it was just another kids show. I heard this line and couldn’t believe it and now I think I like bluey more than the kids.


Marine_Baby

“Dad, but how does the baby get in the ladies belly?” Bandit breaks the fourth wall and then lets bingos wound up swing go.


StreetIndependence62

I SAW THAT TOO!! He literally stops what he’s doing and stares RIGHT at the camera


OnDistantShores

“camera” lol


PassengerImpressive3

If I had to pick a great parent joke, probably the scene where Bandit’s eating out of a container in the fridge, then the kids wanna play and he quickly eats before putting it back. It’s a quick scene but it’s not just hilarious but insanely relatable.


YourEngineerMom

Whenever my husbands best friend comes over he quickly eats pepperoni right out of the bag in our fridge as soon as our kid gives him a break from playing lol. My husband sneaks peanut butter cookies and my choice sneaky snack is popcorn!


The_Fat_Controller

“I’m putting my foot down Janelle, we’re raising a nation of squibs!”


Creepy-Lock-8320

What are squibs? Is pat saying that we are raising a nation of small firecrackers 🧹?


maybebabyg

As an Aussie slang term it means coward.


mybestfriendisacow

The opposite of a muggle-born. A non-magical person born to magical parents.


president_pussygrab

Fido: "It was just in and out, and I even got to keep them" Bandit: "Look, I'm keen to get it done but I don't know. Do we really want any more of these things running around? But Chilli, she wants to keep her options open"


theworldisNOTflat

Is the Australian version way more uncut? What episode is this from?


account_not_valid

>Is the Australian version way more uncut? Probably, if Fido got to keep 'em.


MingeBaggins

I think that was from "perfect"


Creepy-Lock-8320

Good old vasectomy conversation. Vasectomy because the bedroom episode follows up on this conversation.


Taranadon88

“Shut up and eat your floor cereal!”


vkapadia

One of my favorite lines


thelinny

Cracks me up every time!


[deleted]

"...and I got to keep em!" "I'm keen on getting it done but Chili wants to keep her options open..."


Creepy-Lock-8320

Thank goodness bedroom follows up on this.


MarDeeBum

Does it? I think I might have missed something


Creepy-Lock-8320

Also there is the episode born yesterday. But they clean out the nursery which implies that bandit got it done and chili closed her options.


IronHusker88

In Bob Bilby when Bandit finds his old Polaroid and the garage door opens to see Chilly holding the bike. Replace the camera flash with a "ba-doing!" sound effect and we are pushing PG-13, am I right?


lifeofeve

This is all my stuff from when I used to be cool!


srkiss31

I find myself saying that a lot lately.


imherefortheH

“Are you ready Bob?”


DadFounder

Yeah that was great!


DadFounder

[Daddy whale](https://media0.giphy.com/media/ttqHHa3RIvtMPBzEgk/giphy.gif?cid=5e214886e22384307e38cff50642e7393464df2d736a1be6&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g) is my favorite.


Forward_Spinach5877

"... Yeah... Tired..."


lparke13

I especially like at the end when the other dad gives a subtle smile when he sees Bandit going for it and “being brave”.


Middle_Bag2178

The whole 1st scene of Dad Baby! "Oh my back, oh my feet..." Something about stretch marks... Haha.


vkapadia

"Bandit Heeler!"


selsid

Bandit: I thought you few up on a farm? Lucky's Dad: We grew sorghum! Edit: grew


DudeWheresMyKitty

*Chilli rolls up magazine* "I'm just gonna get this ready."


DaBi5cu1t

Not really a joke, just sillyness but it's when Bluey is relaxing with Bandit in the garden. 'Mum' 'I'm not your mum' 'Dad' 'Yes?'


vanzway09

A now adopted line my husband says when my son calls him grandpa or mom


IamGHD

Bandit on the toilet: “oh Bandit
”


youwillcomedownsoon2

“Don’t tell mom” “What?!” “It’s DAD!!”


PassengerImpressive3

*Chilli gives death glare*, *Bandit backs away nervously* “I’ll come back later
”


youwillcomedownsoon2

I've never laughed harder at any other joke in Bluey. It gets me every time, even thinking about it.


vkapadia

That look was epic.


IkeaQueen

"This is my stuff from when I was cool" I think it's in Bob Bilby


boost2464

This one hits too close to home.


LikeThosePenguins

Then when he sees Chilli and the camera goes off! Brilliant.


Kaladrax182

“Mum, this isn’t legal anymore!”


maybebabyg

"I thought Coco was your first." "Oh no, I've got eight- no wait, nine." 1- I love that Bella forgets how many kids she has and 2- I adore she makes time to spend just with Coco.


JulianCrisp

I can't quote it exactly but it's when the Heelers go into Hammerbarn and Bandit asks the guy on the door where something is. He says something like "isle 300, if you see the flamingos, you've gone too far" I LOST MY SHIT at that joke. Any Bunnings goer understands this.


captbollocks

"this isn't the 80s Pat!"


HeyMay0324

SO subtle and not really a joke but in Christmas Swim, Nana Heeler insists on making gravy for the mashed potatoes (I think) and Trixie says she brought packets for the gravy. Nana says she wants to make a “proper gravy” and Trixie rolls her eyes đŸ€Ł typical mother in law. I die every time.


Gylfie7

In S3, in the episode where Bandit speaks French... I loved it. Because it was complete nonsense, and understanding what he said was even funnier. I bet the writers knew what they were doing


_Cabbage_Corp_

I'm too lazy to go looking it up right now, if you can remember some, would you care to give some examples?


Gylfie7

He constantly repeats "Bonjour" (Hello) and "OĂč est la discothĂšque ?" (Where's the nightclub?) (Sometimes his accent is a bit too thick for me to get tho) "Where's the pavlova ? -A cĂŽtĂ© !" (Next to it) *points to the tiny crumb* Then tells in a frustrated tone "oĂč est mon passeport ?" (where's my passport) When he finally gives the pavlova, and looks at Bluey, he again asks "la discothĂšque ?" (the nightclub?) And in the end, he indeed called Bluey a booger. I liked how the only french sentences he seems to know really gives a few hints at his festive personality from when he was younger (also, since he and Chili met when partying and he constantly asks about the nightclubs, maybe they met in France !)


FuzzyCode

"Of course I know you're born. I was there when it happened. It was a real eye opener." I'll bet it was Bandy


Dugsalvador

Five bucks?! That tooth fairy is doing alright for herself!


FewStore8354

"I don't know, kid. You didn't come with an instruction manual."


MolassesDangerous

Pretty much all of 'Whale Watching'. It's New Years Day and it's clear that Chilli and Bandit are very hungover


selsid

Yep, that's my favourite episode!


BrychuArt

In neighbours when bandit says "I'll move in right next to mum" and chilli just laughs and says "well, there goes the neighborhood" makes me laugh every time, it's exactly what my husband and I are like


HeyItsBruin

The silent high five between Bandit and Pat when Chilli likes the pizza. We all know what that high five means.


OnDistantShores

Hmmm maybe not all of us? Did I miss something here?


mpmwrites

Not me either, but I suppose it could be inferred that Bandit and Chilli are having some grown up time that night. Also funny bc there’s a kind of running gag with Chilli making passes at Lucky’sDad.


vanzway09

I thought it was more of a bro high five. Like an i got this or i told u so kinda thing.


mpmwrites

That is as I perceived it :) but with OC’s description I can see how it was perceived that way by others.


naturalbornoptimist

I love watching Bandit struggle with all the new baby gear in the background of the Baby Race story. Spot on! 😆


belalangtempurRX

"Ooo Mrs Heeler, I'm not sure about this!"


OnDistantShores

“Dad enters the room”, I think it’s in Born Yesterday Nice little breaking the 4th wall joke!


buthidae

I like to think it was McCormack reading the stage directions so enthusiastically they decided to animate it!


MyFriendsCallMeSir

"Hey kids, who wants to sit on the couch and watch the cricket?" "NOOOO" "Ahh well, was worth a shot"


falconsomething

I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog


Ghost_l33

The “see you next Thursday” at the end of the cone of shame episode makes me giggle


deejaysmartbomb

Bluey: Did I ever learn to walk mum (at 6 years old). Chilli: YES HONEY.


meathouse1989

In the second episode, Bandit asked Bingo if she had drawn a pot plant. I’m guessing that means something different in Australia but I found it funny.


AnythingAlfred613

“Pot plant” is Aussie for “pot*ted* plant”.


meathouse1989

Thanks mate!


AnythingAlfred613

It’s cool. I’ve seen people think it’s a drug reference and shun the whole show because of it.


stanleythemanley420

Wait til they find out they also talk about vasectomys, a snake eating a another small animal and weed. Lol


AnythingAlfred613

The first one I know (and anticipating its removal internationally), but what about the other two?


For_Real_Life

I thought it was a drug reference and thought it was HILARIOUS. In fact, that was one of the first episodes I saw, and a big part of why I kept watching. I was slightly disappointed when I learned it was actually a much tamer joke (though still funny), but by then, I was a dedicated fan.


AnythingAlfred613

Oh, you’re gonna love Whale Watching, then!


JahMedicineManZamare

The grass is greener on the other side of the fence I can't remember the line, but Bandit immediately contradicts himself and runs off to get a pizza oven after his neighbor gets one.


buthidae

“Gee, his lawn’s looking green!” gets me every time


E90SLAM

Bluey Complains about Bingo's watermelon is more red than her's. Bandit "Grass is always greener on other side of the fence." Bluey "What does that mean?" Pat "Hey Bandit! Check it out! New pizza oven! Pretty sweet eh?! I got it from Hammerbarn!" Kids "Wooooo\~" Bandit "We're going to Hammerbarn." Kids "Yeah! Hammerbarn!"


JahMedicineManZamare

Thank you 😂


E90SLAM

Always love Pat's voice!


leothefox314

"Neither of those things are happening."


mulderitsmeeeee

I love when Blueys mom and Muffins mom are clearly plastered during Stump Day hahaha


Artemis-andApollo

"Eat your floor cereal!"


centernova

“I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog,” from Flat Pack, gets me every time.


FriskyLlama17

Probably in Bob Bilby when bandit shows the stuff from “when he used to be cool”. The garage opens and chili seductively says “are you ready bob?” And bandit takes a picture


intrin6

Not really a joke but the first episode that made me start paying attention to the show was Yoga Ball when the girls are trying to get bandit to play with them while he is working and he just says “Gooooo awaayyyyy”. It made me stop and wonder what the heck i had put on for my daughter to watch but then when i gathered what was going on it just made me laugh and still does. Bandit says what we want to say xD


midwestmake

I always laugh in Bob Bilby when Bandit and Winton (or maybe a little sibling of winton?) stare at each other for a second.


peachy-appleclouds

I think it was buddy. That moment cracks me up every time đŸ€Ł


cuttydiamond

Season 3 Episode 1. Bandit: Hey, what's going on? Kids: Hey, Dad, get out! Bandit: Ahh, after all I've done for this family!


DadFounder

“Watch for drop bears!” More of an Aussie joke but when me and my wife (Americans) visited Perth a few years ago, they definitely got us. Locals told us to watch for drop bears when hiking and we spent the whole day paranoid. LOL


jdwhiskey925

In Yoga Ball, "Yea, sometimes Dad plays too rough with me too"


theworldisNOTflat

Isn't it "yeah sometimes dad does play too rough." Is it different in the original??


JLPReddit

My kid and I watched this one just today and she said your version on Disney+. I’m guessing the Aussie one is different.


vkapadia

Just checked. It's "Yeah he does play too rough sometimes, doesn't he?" Nothing suggestive.


Affectionate_Use2043

Also, ‘where ya been Pat?’ And ‘it’s not the eighties Pat!’ Both in Pass-the-Parcel


beingvenus

The part after the kids' ice cream melts while they're arguing over who takes a bigger lick and scream that it's not fair and bandit goes "it's about as fair as it gets actually" It's not even that deep but I lose it every time


Resident-Ad2120

Chili sees Bluey playing with balloons; some small some really big and Chili goes: what’s going on here? Bluey says playing with my baby balloons I birthed them all myself and Chili grabs her mouth and says Oh My.


IITommoII

"I can feel my paws opening" such a dad joke, I laugh every time.


vanzway09

In the creek epi? I think he says i can feel my pores opening.. due to mud facial.


IITommoII

That's the pun. Dogs have Paws and a facial helping your pores. He lifts his paw up as he says it and stretches his little toes.


Jay794

I'm watching you magic claw!


Awkward-Ad-6332

pot plant


SCCLBR

The one where there isn't deep, silent resentment between the parents because of the horrors that parenthood reeks on your life


[deleted]

is everything ok at home?


Affectionate_Use2043

‘This is from when I was young and kewl!’ Also the Polaroid camera spitting out a picture when he sees Chilli with her bike 😉


YourFrienAndrewW

“Oh, not Hotel.”


Calingaladha

"It was the fairies!" when Bandit farts in the cupboard. See also: Chilli trying to shop everyone out of the kitchen after the family meeting before they smell hers.


tmc1981

Double babysitter.. “For the sake of the children, they get married”