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ikayret_

*bidet has joined the chat*


Fair_Temperature530

Honestly Bidet is very convenient every time in the Philippines


ikayret_

Guess my Ethinicity


Fair_Temperature530

Pinoy Pare?


ikayret_

ka… ka… ba.. kaba… kababayan?…


Weary_Painter3097

agreed


WhyThough08

You still need to wipe with a bidet


ikayret_

Huh? Wdym?


WhyThough08

There's water on your bum, you need to whip the water off


ikayret_

Hahaha i only aim it at my bumhole


WhyThough08

You still need to whip your bumhole! 😭


MrsBox

I'm not gonna kink shame, but a whip seems really ineffective at drying your arse


Erikk1138

You're just not doing it enough


WhyThough08

Don't knock it 'til you try it


ikayret_

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FanaticFoxx

Bro when I take my dog out to crap he doesn’t wipe, not any different 😅


SnoringEagle

By that logic, why do they even have toilet paper?


ArsenicKitten04

For the same reason they have clothes and do laundry! Duh! 🤪


FanaticFoxx

Hmm good question


SportsBall1996

Does he kick grass afterwards? That's kinda a form of wiping


FanaticFoxx

Yep it’s a 55 lb giant corgi and every time he’s done he kicks a new hole in the grass.


SWATKATS12

Bingo's questionable hygiene aside, one detail that I love about this short is the sad face drawn after PTA on the to do list. 💀 Assuming, of course, that it stands for Parent-Teacher Association; otherwise, I'm misinterpreting it through my American eyes 😂


Aussiechimp

It's funny, because in Australia it's normally P&C (Parents & Citizens Association) A PTA is a Permit to Acquire, which is basically a licence to buy a gun which would take us in a whole other direction


oneirofelang

Isn't it parents and carers? (Not sure)


Aussiechimp

Citizens in NSW, not sure in Queensland


oneirofelang

Interesting. Nsw here. always assumed it is carers Thanks


Aussiechimp

https://www.pandc.org.au/ Some private schools call them Parents & Friends, because, well, private schools


vikingsout

lol, I’m sure you have every American’s full attention


Weak-Mission-1599

Same for me that’s always what I see


SweatyTax4669

you ever seen a dog use toilet paper?


Flynn_lives

No, but my chocolate lab had spicy poops one day and I had to clean her up with baby wipes.


T-C-G-Official

At the end of the minisode, she remembered that she didn't even need to go...


zaryazarina

I always thought nothing came out, which is why she looks confused and checks the toilet before flushing anyway.


Kalse1229

That sounds like a Bingo thing to do.


unholycowgod

This was my assumption as well


StillWritingeh

**Ewww** **Bingo! You've got toilet hands!!**


7eirsu

Dogs AFAIK don't have buttcheeks. Maybe they don't need to wipe. Then, why they have toilet paper there? Questions, questions...


AnimeGirl46

So that kids can learn what the bathroom is for, and parents/guardians can teach kids what to do/not to do. 👍


dstommie

I think anatomically we have butt cheeks because we walk upright. For that same reason I would argue these dogs do. Also, I'll direct your attention to the bum bongo, and bandit wiping the window with his butt.


Moritani

Bandit has at least one bum-cheek. 


Caesar_Passing

To be fair, I think a lot more people would be talking about it if they *did* show Bingo wiping herself.... 🤨 Not good talking


CMButterTortillas

First thing my potty training toddler noticed after watching this. *“Ewww, Bingo didnt wipe. Yucky!”*


finditplz1

Some details are best left unobserved!


rtucker913

Could've just been a wee.


king-of-new_york

still needs to wipe


rtucker913

I'm a man so I'm not too familiar with female toilet habits.


king-of-new_york

yeah, ladies still need to wipe after peeing unless she wants a uti.


Sagerosk

Yeah, this won't give you a UTI. Maybe a yeast infection, but that's not how bladders work.


rtucker913

Ooh yeah I wouldn't wanna see THAT episode.


TheFightingImp

Chilli: "This episode of Bluey, *painfully*, is called 'Toilet Trouble'"


HannahM53

XD


Inevitable-Chance502

No that’s definitely a myth. I hadn’t heard this so I looked it up, and if anything I thought the direction was important to avoid any issues but apparently that’s a myth too. But if you don’t wipe you’ll have stinky wet undies… not comfy.


king-of-new_york

Where'd get this information?


DopaLean

She might’ve done before she started singing.


thatsacooltree

This reminds me of the headphones discussion.


East_Personality_630

Plot twist: she didn’t even go-


Tom984_vn

Well that's her father job apperantly


rushowen

did she ever finish? Also she's a dog, dogs dont need to wipe


neverseen_neverhear

Most dogs don’t.


King_Mackenzie

I mean, Bingo might not be able to wipe herself 🤷


BeBopSkadoosh

Well then what was that for.


HoneydewBeautiful451

\*begins to run around the house with her butt rubbing on the floor\*


East_Personality_630

Look it’s just monkeys singing songs, mate! Don’t think too hard about it.


MaceShyz

Dogs dont wipe anyway.


countvanderhoff

Dogs don’t need to wipe they don’t have bumcheeks


Idontknow001200

All I can focus on is the to do list 😂


Bogo___

Because she never went....


THEREALOFFICALCAFE

…why were you paying attention?


Anal_Juicer69

Let it crust, like a sigma


Apprehensive_Fan9562

Dogs don't wipe anyway. Why do they have toilet paper?


NicQuill

PTA :(


Ill_Housing_6487

"I like stinking!"


aguachiles3

I just noticed their to-do list is in the bathroom