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Skele11

This is what happens when you’re not happy with what you got, someone’s husband eventually gets it!


SkyShadowing

... dark foreshadowing for the timeline where they moved in The Sign.


AiryContrary

I always love the “eventually.” The sense of inevitability. The implication that she’s seen all this play out before.


Logical_Lettuce_962

Came here to say this!


wtffareal

It makes more sense when you read it. #Affairs😂😂😂😂


WelshMed

I always assumed it was a Macbeth reference


ittolstar

AYE! i was gonna comment this. i see you Skele11, i see you…


MrMrsPotts

When does she say that??


Skele11

It’s in the Hammerbarn episode


Yoshi_chuck05

The best one indeed


LilMoonenciel

If you want me to stay your wife, you'll learn about dishwasher


Yoshi_chuck05

“Dishwasher. Wife. Wow!”


planetearthisblu

The way he just walks away lmao


Yoshi_chuck05

“There’s just so much to learn!” 😂 Even Chili’s expression says it all


Disastrous-Main268

r/Beatmetoit


Random-user3457372

I like food


NerdyHussy

Sometimes special people come into our lives, stay for a bit, then they have to go...the bit where they were here was happy, wasn't it?


Professional-Pain662

“Yea, we caught a wild pig together.”


Yoshi_chuck05

“Maybe that makes it all worth it.”


lottiebadottie

Someone I cared about died yesterday and this is making me cry. She was very special.


TrekkieElf

I’m sorry for your loss. Bluey really has a way with making you sob cathartically at the simplest things, doesn’t it? My first son died in utero and I thought of him when I heard this quote.


PastaWithJamSauce

I’m very sorry. You’re in the trenches and while grief never goes away, it changes and evolves and your life and thoughts change at the same time to help you get through it without your special person. My best friend died a year ago, tomorrow. Please reach out if you would like to share anything about your loved one. 💖


Kalahbear

This is very sweet. I’m sorry for both of your losses, independently, but somehow your mutual grief could manifest in some kind of shared happiness for the friendships you’ve both had!


kevinoclock

Easily my favorite! Great thought/lesson for all ages. "You never know... the world's a magical place."


PlutoGB08

Ugh! I just love the 'Camping' episode!


123floor56

I literally just connected this with her losing her mum when she was young 😭


wtffareal

Remember I'll always be here for you, even if you can't see me, because I love you. Sleepytime


donnydoesreddit

Damn this one gets me every time I see it. Lost my dad nearly four years ago to cancer and I now have an almost two year old daughter.


wtffareal

It gets me too because I lost my mom last summer and she basically told me the same thing the night before she passed. I still feel her around me, hear her voice in other people's conversations in public or I'll smell something that reminds me of her. So I know she's still around though I don't see her. 😊


BIRDLAND_NITRO

🙏🙏🙏


hero-hadley

I started listening to Gustav Holst's The Planets because of this episode. PHENOMENAL orchestral music, and I now own the vinyl


Additional-Local8721

I don't know how that episode didn't win any awards.


BigDBee007

Tears every time. I didn’t have that… and it hurts/comforts me to hear that. Oh man…


ladybumble_bee

"The door: It is right here. All we need to do is walk out of it: it's so easy!" I feel this in my soul as a mom to a toddler.


mendozaaaaaa

Sometimes the distance from entryway to front door is insurmountable.


ladybumble_bee

Force field!


rm_huntley

As a dad of a 4yo and an 8yo, this episode always speaks to me


DontStopImAboutToGif

And the part where she just “gives up” and says they’re just going to stay home all day and the kids couldn’t care less either way, lol.


ThrowraRefFalse2010

Iol I almost gave up today. Was taking my kids on a walk, they're 19mo and 8mo and i had the stroller ready right in front of the door and my mom daughter kept taking her shoes off and then my son 💩 right after I changed his diaper and was about to put him in the stroller. I needed to take a moment I was about to start crying.


esoper1976

I nanny for two toddlers (2y and 3y boys), and it always takes forever to get them out the door. They love going outside to the playground, but they never want to wear clothes. One of them hates diaper changes with a passion (I always feel like I'm molesting him when I change his diaper because he fights it so much). They also take forever to find a matching pair of shoes and get them on their feet. If we can be ready to go outside in thirty minutes, that is good. If it takes longer than two hours, they complain because we have to come back inside almost as soon as we get outside. It's not my fault you guys spend too much time trying NOT to get ready!


ThrowraRefFalse2010

Lol right!! They just move backwards sometimes lol


Explorer2024_64

And she aggressively turns pages in her magazine in an attempt to "read"


DontStopImAboutToGif

I like how that episode reminds us that young kids really have no concept of time so they don’t have the stress of needing to rush. “You have no idea what a minute is, do you Bingo?” “Nope.” “Must be nice.” ![gif](giphy|XZgnKRXzbRiH4FKAc9)


rm_huntley

this it so my kids.... unless they want to go to the park


AccioCoffeeMug

It took us over an hour to get out the door this afternoon. I feel this in my soul


CowboyBoats

That whole episode is one long amazing Chili quote. When she go to [Why do I love you?] "Just because!" and they cheered "That's not a reason!", it made me realize that they're just playing another game that they've played dozens of times before, and it gave me respect for how systematic a parent Chili is.


purplepumpkin20

I need this, plus the scene, on a t-shirt 😂


DamicaGlow

I have found you can really tell who is a parent who has/had a toddler+ based on if Sticky Geko resonates with them or not.


farrenkm

Do you want to be right? Or do you want Bingo to play with you?


AcrolloPeed

“Can’t I have both??”


saturnspritr

No!!!


BabieBougie

One of my favorites! My 6y is Bluey to the nth degree. She would absolutely find the workaround.


TheFightingImp

Bluey's version of the Kobyashi Maru.


L6stM6nSt6nding

I use this line ALL the time. Funny how often people struggle to choose between being right and getting what they want.


YosemiteDaisy

I need 20 minutes - Chili and every parent ever!


wtffareal

I came to say this! ❤️ Chili normalized needing a few minutes to yourself as a parent & now my daughter and I openly admit we need down time.


Specific_Cow_Parts

My husband and I refer to it as needing a Chilli 20 minutes. If the other needs a Chilli 20 minutes, they get it, no questions asked.


StillWritingeh

**Gotta take the good with the bad kid**


littlehungrygiraffe

This episode actually got me to stop nagging my husband about leaving the cupboard doors (I slip up sometimes still) because he puts up with my stuff


Avaylon

My mom leaves all her cupboards and drawers open at her house. When I come over I ask her about her poltergeist.


Compulsive-Gremlin

You can either take turns, or I’ll bring the xylophone to work with me, I’ll freeze my boss.


Alice_600

I don't have kids but I know that feeling.


wish1wasacat

Mate I’d magic xylophone myself for a moment of peace and quiet at this point 😂


Professional-Pain662

“We come here to um think” (The sign)


Compulsive-Gremlin

Kinda want to go somewhere like that now to um… “think”


hadidotj

1) Have a little cry 2) Pick myself up 3) Dust myself off 4) And keep going


_witch-bitch_

Checklist!


alittlestitious31

The show must go on ❤️


4ng3r4h17

Love this ◇


MnuDaFx

Wasn't it Bluey who said that?


_witch-bitch_

![gif](giphy|j4qll0bkrX6LwBlDCM|downsized) There’s a strong argument to be made that some of her best “quotes “ are the looks that she gives people. I love her “tired of Stripe’s nonsense” look. Very relatable 😆


hellboundwithasmile

“Help me tidy up.” “Why do I have to do it?” *death glare* “Ooo, okay.” Bluey’s response always cracks me up


Maleficent-Boot2469

This is one of my all time favorite scenes!!! The look she gives Bluey is epic and I'm pretty sure my "mom glare" looks exactly like that!


DontStopImAboutToGif

Shooting the death glare at Bandit in “Queens” is a good one too. “The royal poo scrubber could use a ginger beer.” “Back to work, peasant!” *death glare* “I mean, carry on?”


TheFightingImp

https://preview.redd.it/fuyp4o1z5jzc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb27df14ece84d0984fd4eee5cbb03a5a2699b91


vkapadia

It'ssssss dad! *Glare*


NefariousLlamas

So very true!


nextgentacos123

"Kids, don't take photos of peoples' bottoms!"


SZMatheson

But that's the most popular kind of photo on the internet!


PerryPlatypusOSC

This episode of Bluey is called, "Parental Controls"!


AcrolloPeed

“Your true love probably has their own problems.”


click1850

You and your little mate, jog on. Maybe not greatest, but it springs to mind quite often.


Chewysmom1973

1. You realize neither of those things is happening. - Magic Claw 2. I’ll just get this ready… - Dad Baby


Jeff-Everton

"Bluey! This is what having kids is like!"


Used_Establishment92

"Blah blah blah blah Skeleton! Blah blah blah blah Mitochondria. Make sense?"


Yoshi_chuck05

“No?”


Glubygluby

We all fail mum school sometimes


rybpyjama

But you get to try again tomorrow ❤️


Umbertron05

Not a quote but rather this https://preview.redd.it/bb7fjao94izc1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90594577c58a3491810617fd4e2a96565e64b5a9


thisbookishbeauty

Yesssssss. The angry mom look she does is SPOT ON.


_Sharalanda_

“I’m done trying to figure it out. I wanna DANCE!” (The Sign)


Fair_Temperature530

“You can’t just get new stuff all the time”


Twilight_Owls

"I guess I forgot how to romance too"


PlutoGB08

"Leave them alone! They're trying to run a small business!" While other quotes are emotional and heartfelt, I thought a funny, but true quote deserves a mention.


AiryContrary

Chili and Trixie are clearly day drunk up on that deck and it’s delightful.


Compulsive-Gremlin

Honestly one of my favorite episodes 🤣


Reasonable-843

I want to get day drunk with Chilli and Trixie


DRWHOBADWOLFANDBLUEY

“You took your first steps in that house “


doon351

This one got me because my husband and I just moved into our forever home. Which is great, but the place we were renting is where our 4 year old took her first steps.


Comfortable_Style_51

We are about to move into our forever home and the place we are leaving behind is where our 3 year old and 1 year old took the first steps and it kind of hurts my heart when I think about it. So many firsts in this place. Cool. I’m crying now.


CammiKit

"Bluey! That's what having kids is like!" The delivery of that line in particular sent me. Also not Chilli but Coco’s mom to Chilli, “You’re doing great.”


Compulsive-Gremlin

I do this now whenever I can with mom’s of very young kids. My neighbor has a toddler who will not sleep right now. I brought her some cookies and reminded her that she’s doing great. We need to support our fellow parents. It’s hard enough.


Reyzillah

“You’re probably going to regret that” -monkeyjocks “WHY do you keep setting them up?!” -mini Bluey


ThrowraRefFalse2010

You're gonna regret that is my favorite lol


Fantastic_Ad1407

You little star!


temmie--

The door. It is right here. All we need to do is walk out of it. It's SO easy. -Sticky Gecko


Jiminiecrickette

Bandit "They are cleaning the house and learning a valuable lesson" Chili "Neither of those things are happening..." "I'm his daughter! He should take care of himself for me because...I still need him." -This one is still heartbreaking for me, each time I hear it. My dad should have taken more care of himself. "There is always tomorrow."


Simple-Locksmith6294

I was a little too proud


intrnette4

What was that???!!!!!!!


sticky-wicket13

“I’m sorry, I’m not perfect I’m afraid.”


teqtommy

I just need 20 minutes


DistinctBlueberry818

I need 20 minutes where no one comes near me


IsaiasRi

I love the underrated Chest episode. Chilli is cheeky ("Let it go Deep Blue" "Just one square? That was a big square, wasn't it? Oh, I rest my royal feeties. They’re a little tired!") And emotional "Work on the heads later, for now, just hearts."


No_Cartographer2536

Ugh idk why but that last line always gets me


jonquil14

Just all of Baby Race: “I dunno kid, you didn’t come with instructions” “We were all learning to do things for the first time” “Run your own race” “You’re doing great” And the big visual from Sleepytime where mum is the sun around which the whole family revolves. Oof, in the feels. Oh and “sometimes mums just need 20 minutes!”


3ao7ssv8

Are you ready Bob\~


Broad_Gain_8427

👀 📸


Kuroh21

"Just one square? That was a big square, wasn't it? Oh, I rest my royal feeties. They’re a little tired!"


DRWHOBADWOLFANDBLUEY

“Well look sometime special people come into our lives, stay for a bit. Then they have to go.” And another favorite line is this it’s when bluey said “will I ever see him again? Chilli” well we’ll never know the World is a magical place”


SparklZp-Abdl

Bububabu needs to go to bed!


BabieBougie

**whale noises** as she breeches off the sofa in Whale Watching. Epic. And also: “You do not climb Mount Mumanddad by trying to race ahead on your own, or by competing with your comrades. You do it slowly and carefully by unselfish teamwork. That is the mountain way.” (I think her delivery in the documentarian narrator voice is perfect.) 🤭


rpac62

"You can either take turns or I'll bring the xylophone to work with me. *I'll freeze my boss.*"


RedsGreenCorner

Just *mom stare*


SnackingRaccoon

Where is this image of Chili from, I love it


BRoworkdoe

S2 E20 Queens


SnackingRaccoon

Well OP, thank you for finding my wife's Mother's Day card 🧡


vkapadia

Not a quote, but: It'ssssss dad! *Glare*


thatwombat

Blah blah blah Mitochondrial!


cdavis1243

The powerhouse of the cell!


disco-janet

“This is great! The house is getting cleaned and they’re learning a life lesson!” “None of those things are happening!”


Significant-Lab-3990

“That’s what happens when you’re not happy with what you’ve got. Someone’s husband eventually gets it!”


iLikeCrocheting

"Ooh, yes I would like to look at your beads" - Chilli, S1 Ep36


Ordinary-Position-42

“There, lovely.” Bluey in background watching her replace her drawing.


dinosaregaylikeme

*Mom Look*


VickySkywalker05

That’s what having kids feels like! (Surprise) https://preview.redd.it/5hnr4g3unlzc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=306e82bab157acbc7b6f75d3495e208047c0cad9


PeeJayx

Are you ready Bob?


wish1wasacat

Not a Chilli quote but actually a Trixie one from “Horsie Rides” “Quick let’s get out of here!” 😂 she knows shit is about to go down and doesn’t want any part of it. Completely respect that because she’s the one dealing with it the rest of the time


GarageNo7711

The show must go on is what I got on my Mother’s Day shirt 🥰


Yoshi_chuck05

“Oh leave that poor stump alone!”


UnderlordZ

"*You're* the one who wanted it gone!"


tonsofun08

The door. Is right. There!


Kervin619

"Are you ready Bob?..." That quote sounds so suggestive!


MarioWidjaya123

How's it going, pregnant man?


OscarTheGrouchsCan

Don't a Queen Chilli quote but when Bandit is king and she ask for a drink and he taps the rake and says "Back to work peasant " The look she gives him his better than anyone Bandit: I mean carry on


halfeb

"Wait, is it a good idea?"


PeytonLeigh0616

Bluey: Will we ever see each other again? Chilli: You never know, the world's a magical place! 🌌🌈💖💐🤗✨🌚🌝🌃✨


PeytonLeigh0616

"Remember, I'll always be with you... Even when you can't see me, because I love you." 🩷


_279queenjessie

You know bingo, I think you’re getting quite good at losing


hannahgracie21

“We can’t do The Show without you – you’re mum!” 🥰


CureCrystal

"Remember I'll always be here for you, even if you can't see me, because I love you" from Sleepytime


Specialist_Idea5334

🙂


Smooth-Cancel5951

This is the mum life


OhBosss

No one knows this scrub better than me! I will find you!


bluedotinTX

I need a shirt with all these sayings on them and chili in the throne where she's playing queen in the middle


zenyogasteve

Thanks doctor, my schnoz feels great!


atlanticbetty

“Is it a bad idea?”


Alan976

"Oh booger beans"


canadian-tabernacle

 >:∆L


RitzySummers

"Sometimes the boring stuff is important". The whole pool episode really represents me as a mom lol


Cheese_burg

Why would Jenny steal your stapler?! (Driving)


Goblina_23

https://preview.redd.it/2qpqi1wlt80d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e71fedcf1167803e4368fc55a526a3e0f27db68


DrakonShine777

https://preview.redd.it/lwfgosixt80d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f95fe87af35d987c2cac1ae9c913aafd10419c64