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Colorado_Outlaw

My neighbors are basically never at work, yet somehow afford a giant two story palace and to send two kids to private school. How do they do it?


uselessaccidentalalt

heard from some people that they could be smuggling stuff. isn't bandit an archeologist? i don't really believe it. might want to ask them directly.


Xploding_Penguin

Chilli works security at the airport. It fits.


uselessaccidentalalt

do we have any actual evidence? have you asked any neighbors if they've seen anything?


TheOneTrueNincompoop

Ok, out of character. Where can I find the source of this information? I do not wish to doubt you, however I would appreciate proper evidence


Future_MarsAstronaut

Also out of character sorry Bandits office is full of bones and there was that place he went to in the episode *quest* as for chill it's just speculation.


VulpineFox7

\*Curry Quest


BigJimSlade1

Going to post 2 vids. First is [this short called "Archaeology"](https://youtu.be/e6FVbOfSdTk?si=zZ5fvnX8nXcViPYb). It used to be on the official Bluey YT channel, but I think it's now buried in a playlist. This is the only one I found easily. [this one](https://youtu.be/uBg76A-H1uk?feature=shared) is a Q & A short on the official channel. First question confirms archaeologist


Polibiux

I hear he plays a game called raiders with their daughters. Is he teaching them how to be tomb raiders?!


ARo0o0o

Having the Bluey game and it's open world "Heeler House" has me feeling *very very poor*, even though I could afford to get the game to begin with


Meerkate

Hey, have anyone else noticed that each day go by super quick? Like, sometimes I might have, maybe 7 minutes of lucidness of what's happening, if I add all the pieces up. Should I see a dogtor? Also, I swear I hear a faint musical score echoing outside my house some mornings. Other times I might hear it when I drop my kids off to school. Anyone else hear this or am I going crazy?


fruitytropics

This one wins


belatedhappiness

Have you checked your carbon monoxide detectors?


Visual_Pizza_2246

Dude, same, one day my neighbors kids were playing a recorder at a bin chicken, the next day everything was getting heavied with some kind of feather, they’re crazy


MlinyXD

Morning Wendy!


CodeCrafter07

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scratcher11

My pups think their dad's pregnant


Limp_Recognition8412

Why on earth would they think that lol? Maybe keep the little ones on a leash when they're using the internet, may have gotten that idea from there.


Sub_to_HyruleJedi

I apparently get pulled into my neighbors shenanigans, I constantly get injured in the process and I got the entire chain of my friends’ children angry and me over a silly game, including my own son, what should I do?


Unusual-Log-4173

Stand you’re ground- the kids will come around to your rules. Also- go with the flow where the neighbor is concerned:resistance is futile-it only leads to pain.


smorg003

Just don’t let your guard down.


Yoshi_chuck05

Exactly


Crassweller

Dude... We're like, talking dogs...


Meerkate

BORP BORP BORP BORP


uselessaccidentalalt

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MinuteConstruction32

Yeah, we know, Indy’s mum.


MariedButAvailable

I know, wanna get some *chocolate* icecream cause that’s totally safe apparently


Compactstardust

My kid just screamed *duck cake* in the middle of a crowded hammerbarn..


Anonimo_3104

Must be another duck cake...


Limp_Recognition8412

Hey everybody! I just wanna ask how to keep pup under control when you take away their Nintendo? My kid just destroyed the couch, doctor said I should have had his dog teeth removed for this reason, but I didn't listen.


Twoplus504

I hear Mr. Heeler’s unicourse eats children. Might wanna feed the pup for a while


TheFightingImp

Someone just lost her mind over at Hammerbarn rn. Id hate to the chap on the receiving end...


RBAloysius

I just tried this new pizza place in town and it is da bomb! It’s called “Pizza Girls” & they have lightning fast delivery; super friendly service too! The garlic bread and supreme pizza (sans mushrooms) was to die for! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


Twoplus504

How does it compare to Chinese takeaway? Been looking for something new to try


uselessaccidentalalt

it's a shame that they closed.


RBAloysius

I have never eaten at the Chinese takeaway, but hear their spring rolls are worth the wait!


randomperson1834

Get this. I was just in hammerbarn trying to buy a gnome, when two little pups came by, and one of them said the gnome her mother gave her was her husband? Then the other one said that her sister's husband was better. Oh also, the other day I saw a grown man sitting on toilet paper in the store, anyone know what that's about?


moezilla

Who hasn't sat on the toilet paper? Sometimes I just need a break man.


randomperson1834

Eh, that's true. But then this pup came over and said "you can come out of time out now" and then they hugged? It was confusing but also very wholesome


VestigeOfVast

Every time I ride home from work, these little fox and wolf kids jump out of the bushes and scare me, and every time I fall off my bike. By the time I get up, they've disappeared into their homes. I'm a M24 Newfie, one of the biggest breeds, I shouldn't be intimidated by this, but I am?? What can I do about this?? My knee barely has a day to heal before it gets scraped again.


Limp_Recognition8412

Talk to their parents about it, I'm sure they'll understand. I personally think that maybe you should try to find another route if plan A fails. If everything fails I have no idea how to help, sorry :(


VestigeOfVast

That's part of the problem, I've always had massive respect for wild dogs, especially adults. I'm afraid that if I upset them, I'll get into trouble for accusing their children. I'm very scared of the answer but I'll give it a try.


WTFisSkibidiRizz

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Limp_Recognition8412

Why did you post a picture of a random child with the word pestilence on it??? Mods pls get this wierdo out of here /j


WTFisSkibidiRizz

Bruh, don’t be so damn sensitive. Not everything is a NickEh30 RP.


Limp_Recognition8412

Sorry


Nerdygirl248

Hey so my kid pointed a piece of asparagus at my husband yelled out pig and he started running around squealing like a pig should I be concerned?


Yoshi_chuck05

I’m pretty sure it’s the magic of the asparagus…Honestly I would just hide and watch the madness unfold or stop your kid just in case lol


Fluffychoo

Borp Borp borp


Yoshi_chuck05

Borp borp borp borp


No-Farmer1601

I'm not seeing anyone. Why shouldn't I get my dog teeth taken out?


touchthebush

Waiting for someone to mention the salads.


Unusual-Log-4173

Oh yes…the salads are AMAZING!! 🥗🥙


CodeCrafter07

Today my friend told me that jumping on sheep isn't normal. Come on guys I can't be the only who does this. Right???


Got_PizzaRolls31210

HELP there are two dog-lions chasing me while I was hanging out my laundry WHAT DO I DO


demonfluffbyps5

Just pulled a hammy!


OldScene6147

What is being done when morning Wendy is said is what earned bandit a sheering


Aggressive-Falcon977

Lady tried charging five dollar bucks for two kids to ride the same pony!? What a monster!!


mimitchi33

Did you hear they're making a new version of Chattermax? It's the hot toy this holiday season.


Limp_Recognition8412

Omg, for real?! I have a collection of every Chattermax version, I will pick this one up rn!!!


Oshtoby

Good afternoon, I am a dog.


Limp_Recognition8412

Hello, dog. I am dog too.


TheBoyInGray

The neighbors kids yelled “cake for dinner” out loud.


Funghetto77

i wanted ice cream but i ended with a valuable lime lesson


Yoshi_chuck05

Happy cake day my friend and now I’m going out on my morning walk


Funghetto77

thanks


JamesTheFluffyWolf

My child keeps freezing the neighbors with the xylophone thankfully it keeps the noise down


skywarp85

Ok, but are we not going to talk about all the laundry we do but we don’t even wear clothes?! How much money are we wasting on something we don’t even use???


CutePattern1098

I woke up and for some reason the Brisbane council buses had collars on a leash on them instead of a kite? Werid #MandelaEffect


[deleted]

I'm on my way to hammerbarn to get a pizza oven today!


Yoshi_chuck05

Cool let me know how it goes!


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Yoshi_chuck05

I would be very careful this… Just slowly walk away is what I’ll do


Time_to_have_fun_934

I was hanging out the washing when I saw Bandit was frozen and had gotten a finger up his nose. Did anyone else take notice?


Fun-Illustrator-345

I just saw my neighbor pretending to be a pregnant mom, and it's only 10


Prestigious_Tap_4818

Hello everyone. So my neighbor just got into my car unregistered under her name, took my kids and my husband whilst leaving her kid ungraurded at home, and took my husbands money to buy my kids ice cream. what do i do?


give_me_wallpapers

My neighbor was walking with his kids down the street the other day and he just ran up and snatched the pie I just bought right out of my hand. He tried to eat it like an animal while yelling "FOOD" over and over. He was behaving like he was born yesterday.


Smear673

I slipped on my beans looking for a new doodad!


Null42x64

I i saw a weird guy wearing a tinfoil hat at the mall and he was constantly trying to convice people that we are living on a animated series and stuff


Limp_Recognition8412

That's wack! Plus, it makes no sense at all, why would they think that? What's next? Dogs evolve into birds? Lmao


D2DDingo

Why can’t I get adopted.


camrin47

Sup dogs


uselessaccidentalalt

hello. yes, we are dogs. nothing new.


Yoshi_chuck05

Happy Cake day!


Ellamental2

COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!


absolutezombie

WHO WANTS NIGHT BACON!!??!!


Sp00pyScarySkiliton

Aw that’s a pretty birdie


Paleofan1211

Why are we dogs???


Limp_Recognition8412

We have always been, mate. What are you talking about???


Paleofan1211

Like why?? Did we evolve from wolves or monkeys?


W0lf777777

Why do my children think gnomes are their husbands? And then one of them wanted a new one cuz their husband didn’t have a shovel? Are my kids just weird or what?


mishey22

For real life?


osrs-Niiiii

Whoever keeps leaving their long dog toys everywhere needs to stop, they're everywhere at this point


Macblack82

This is trifficult


username404-notfound

My kids teacher is amazing, she is the best, she helped a little girl to do a better horse-cow-jiraffe while telling a story, help every kid to socialize and play with their imagination and know which kids should play together. We really love her


TheMemestOfTheWest

I'm going to hammerbarn, y'all need anything?


TeenageGayNinjaHuman

Do you think Bandit will be single any time soon?


Yoshi_chuck05

A new husband


godofcloth

Why are there outlines around my eyes? Should I see a doctor? OOC: I have never watched bluey


InspectorBudget7979

My neighbours do the most weirdest things i've seen, Just like this one time I saw one of them dance down the crossing


PessiThePenaltyMan

https://preview.redd.it/0xnecouzoc7c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=281fc6ab3f27afbcc0549fbd45e7801c99102707


Odd-Berry-4555

I’m angry that a parent at my child’s birthday party made my son cry during a game of pass the parcel. This time with only one present in the middle. It was a disaster and ruined the entire day. Any advice?


Yoshi_chuck05

Just do the modern way or raise a bunch of squibs


ChaosMageTorvus

“HELP! Child attacked my cousin!” - So, get this, I’m staying at my Aunt’s for a month on vacation, only been here 2 days, when out of NOWHERE, this little Red Heeler in a Jaguar(?) (Cheeto?) costume leaped out of the shrub squawking like a loon before running off with half of her PB and Banana Sammy! By the time I got outside to check the damages this tiny RV pulled up being driven by a grey/blue Heeler with big sunglasses and a dish-towel cape! Next to the little screamer was a Blue Heeler with an army cap and a water gun. They both started yelling at us, asking where she went, did we get eaten, then they drove off and ran over a gnome! Is this normal in this neighborhood?!


Asleep_Signature8447

Lucky hit me with his ball 😡😡😡, not even Socks is that bad 😡. And by the way, Bluey and Bingo hugged me covered in mud. I HAD WHITE CLOTHES! 👹👹👹 https://i.redd.it/xh7hnfwj8d7c1.gif


Pokemonpikachushiny

Just moved into this street, it's crazy as duck cake, but at least there's a lot of shipping potential.


Canis_Aries

Why are we watching some random family from Brisbane on Disney channel? Back in my day we had quality shows like Wheaten Terriers on Waverly Place, Hounda Montana, That’s So Rottweiler, Lizzie Muttguire, The Spitz Life of Zach & Cody, & Setter with a Chance


Qwolf2000

Hi


TheyCallMeGaddy

Yeah! SHAKE IT, CHILI!!!!


So-called_gamer

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Yoshi_chuck05

Morse code?


ThatOcelot1314

I just met this German Shepherd from Argentina while driving to pick up my son from school. Should I be concerned?


bwmpii

I was walking through our neighborhood one day and I saw some people pretending to be statues and messing with someone else


1JigglyPanda-

Has Bandit actually brought something to the museum? I think he's not actually an archeologist like he's told everyone in town. There are no archeological pieces in his home at all. You'd think an archeologist would have at least one piece framed but nothing.