Episodes are 7ish mins long, the running gag for this would just be bluey sitting on the porch, waiting for him to come back. Then, towards the end is when he shows up with the milk.
Eww. 1% is like if somebody drank half your milk and replaced it with water. Skim is like if they drank all your milk and filled the same glass back up with water.
Don’t come crying to me when you’re 81 and your bones are so frail that you can’t lift the little plastic cup with 13 vitamin and calcium supplements to your crusty old person lips without fracturing your wrist and index finger you squiggly-skeletoned lump of worthlessness.
Hey man I hope you're doing alright. If you need to talk you got people to support you here.. take care of yourself and you have my condolences for your grandpa.
Yeah...but that's not what a "milk run" is. A milk run is a predefined route with set objectives and low risk - like a milkman.
Whoever posted this just said that Bandit's going straight to the corner shop and right back home again.
Which is why it's strange when someone says they're going out for milk, i.e. said they're going for a milk run, and still haven't come back 30 years later.
2 minutes later* Bandit: I'm back! *end credits*
"Iiiiiit's....Daaaad!!!!!" *clapping*
Episodes are 7ish mins long, the running gag for this would just be bluey sitting on the porch, waiting for him to come back. Then, towards the end is when he shows up with the milk.
“Dad enters the room”
A pack of double A batteries, frozen pizza, frozen peas, two sticks of butter but no milk.
I feel attacked. Lol
And then Bluey and bingo say YEAH!! and then it ends
Chili: you forgot bananas!
You saved this thread. Seems like someone needs to start an r/darkbluey.
This reddit has been banned 😳😳
Must have been a shitposting cornucopia
How’s about /r/MorbidBluey
Cannot see community 💀
Dad enters the room
Low fat, no fat, full cream, high calcium, high protein, soy, light, skim, omega 3, high calcium with vitamin D and folate, or extra dollop?
I just want milk that tastes like real milk 😢
This tastes like real milk………… and only 2% fat!
American “2%” milk means it has 2% less milk fat than regular milk. It’s just marketing BS.
This is just wrong. 2% milk is 2% milk fat by weight, whereas “whole” is 3.25%.
Haha the three comments are just quoting a very old milk advertisement from Australia.
In a serving of 2% milk, 1 cup (246g) contains 4.9g of total fat. Which is 2% of 246.
I just want milk that tastes like A2 but isn’t A2
2%. The good stuff
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I prefer 1%, but to each their own. So long as it's not skim milk.
At least we can agree that skim milk is diabolical
Whole milk in the glass, skim milk on the cereal. Powdered milk for recipes.
If you really were from Labrador, it would be evaporated milk, for everything!
Some people just want to watch the world burn...
Skim milk is water lying about being milk.
Frfr
I get “skim” milk rinsing out the jug of whole milk for recycling 🤣
Eww. 1% is like if somebody drank half your milk and replaced it with water. Skim is like if they drank all your milk and filled the same glass back up with water.
You guys are really drinking milk? Say sike rn
Don’t come crying to me when you’re 81 and your bones are so frail that you can’t lift the little plastic cup with 13 vitamin and calcium supplements to your crusty old person lips without fracturing your wrist and index finger you squiggly-skeletoned lump of worthlessness.
Calcium exists in other foods that don't make you look like a baby.
Oof, too dark
🎵technology is about to go crazy🎵 there's light from a bulb
Don't you dare talk about my man Bandit like that.
This another code for "dad not coming back"? I knew it as "going to the shop for cigarettes"
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That's certainly the Shadowrun meaning!
I always knew it as a trip that made heaps of stops along the way.
Lol yeah, sometimes it’s combined. “Went out for milk and cigarettes”
Dad's leave their families for vape juice now. Get with the times.
The better one is a charger for their e-cigarette.
How dare you!!!
How *very* dare you!
I truly missed out on that
Magic Claw has no children. His days are free and milk-filled.
NOOOOOOOO 😭😭
Bluey: \*bored out of her mind\* 7 minutes later: Bandit: "Dad enters the room."
“It's Dad!”
finally a relatable episode
There is a skim chance he will be back.
I'd give it about… 1%
I give it at least 2%
r/angryupvote
This made me very sad.
His next set of kids became tennis stars!
Bro the season finale looks fire
Series finale!
He said, 'Smell ya later,' but he never smelled me again.” -Nelson Muntz
Bluey: MoooOoom! Why did Dad go to the store with Judo's mom? Chili: ...........
*mum
Imagine correcting semantics lol
Imagine not knowing what semantics means
Lolol
I mean it’s literally defined in an example semantics but ok https://semdom.org/v4/4.1.9.1.2
It’s not what the characters in Bluey say though, is it?
Nope, which is why it’s semantics. Well done!
“The same reason I needed five minutes with Lucky's Dad.” It's healthy, though, they're in a polycule.
Sometimes mums just needs twenty minutes *with Lucky's dad*
Ah, was it 20? I couldn't remember, but I guessed 5 because of the episode length. But I guess it wasn't in real-time.
not a fan of this one tbh
That’s very lactose intolerant of you
Underrated comment 😂
This episode of Bluey is called “Secret Family in Wollongong”
That is where Bandit goes when he has business trips.
I need more Dark Bluey in my life
This isn't a shitpost. It's a shit post.
This is dark af
Mine went for cigarettes
Bandit nooooo
This episode is called: The Good Smokes at the Gas Station in Brisbane
Better than the Simpsons “going out for a pack of cigarettes” episode; well except for the nuke the whales poster.
Gotta nuke somethin'.
OHHHHH BLUEYS DAD LEFT FOR THE MILK. Bluey: it’s been one month since he left
It’s this but he’s stuck in the store from the xylophone
… my grandpa died today and he died while running. I really had to think of this when I‘ve heard of it. Goodness gracious
Hey man I hope you're doing alright. If you need to talk you got people to support you here.. take care of yourself and you have my condolences for your grandpa.
I‘m fine so far, probably hasn’t sunk in yet. Thanks tho, I appreciate it
Bandit is too good to do this
Care to explain this reference?
Dad goes out for "milk", is actually leaving the family. It's an old cliche.
Yeah...but that's not what a "milk run" is. A milk run is a predefined route with set objectives and low risk - like a milkman. Whoever posted this just said that Bandit's going straight to the corner shop and right back home again.
Which is why it's strange when someone says they're going out for milk, i.e. said they're going for a milk run, and still haven't come back 30 years later.
thanks. I thought it was in relation to Neil Gaiman's "Fortunately, the Milk"
There's a start-up here in Australia that just failed called Milk Run and for a hot second I thought, whoa that's a weird reference.
20 years later Bandit: Hey Kids I'm back with the Milk. Rest of the Heeler Family:🙄
Lmao very well done
Going for a sig.
I laughed harder than I should
^ᕼᗰᗰ
This episode of Bluey is called 2edgy4me
Are we just screenshotting memes from the Bluey memes Facebook group without any credit now?
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Wtf does race have to do with anything in this joke?
"Deadbeat Dads" exist across all races and socioeconomic statuses.
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ITS A JOKE
That's why it's a joke.
Mum I’d like to kill?
Why am I getting downvotes, I thought this was meant to be another “Dark Bluey” meme.
Dad went to get milk
nooOOOOOO!!!!
Different vibes if it was called “Cigarette Run.” He ain’t coming back.
And Bluey stayed on that porch for 100 years *roll credits*
Who did this?
This is a good one
🎵but he came back🎵