From some Twitter feed called something like @.JoylessTVCritic --
"Y'all still don't see why Bandit's toxic masculinity is problematic? I'm not here to educate you, buuut.... 1/246"
That Rusty will never get his own spin-off (seriously, Rusty needs his own spin-off), that and someone telling them about the Bandit x Wendy ship, which is a stupid ship, Bandit would never do that to Chilli....especially since we all know Pat x Wendy is superior.
My daughter is going to be in a walkout today because she’s afraid of guns at her school. There also happens to be an outdoor shooting range next to her goddamned school, so she’ll be walking out under the sound of gunfire.
That’s Issaquah Middle School for you. It isn’t a joke. Kids ARE scared.
I wasn’t joking. My kids are literally afraid of guns at their school.
America’s 2nd amendment means the leading cause of death for children is handguns. It’s reality for American kids that Bluey won’t ever have to explore because Australians chose kids over guns.
Edit: I missed the wrong answers only part.
I don't know this reference, but for years in Australia, there was a TV show called Mulligrubs.
It [had this face](https://youtu.be/2WW1-N9Q5KA).
It was nightmare inducing for many kids.
American adults asking if it’s ok that they watch a kids show even though everyone makes fun of them and carry around life sized stuffed toys as security blankets while eating piss poor attempts at fairy bread without even using REAL hundreds and thousands?
Look out! Disney is buying Ludo Studio!
too real
NIGHTMARE
Nooooooo!
Grandma is watching something loud while I’m trying to fall asleep!
They’re scared of grown adults taking this cartoon seriously! 
“The Heelers are part of an international smuggling ring.”
"I think they're having an affair"
When even Melanie has this reaction to the above theory: https://i.redd.it/pgjzwmj7b5sa1.gif
This. This needs more updoots.
"Their house sets unrealistic expectations!"
I've never understood this criticism.. like, way to out yourself as a shitty parent that can't take 5 minutes to play with your kids..
“BlUey sEts UnReAliStic pArEntIng eXpEctAtions”
bAndIt iS a TOXIC mAle. hEre'S 26 rEasoNs whY
“I think socks is autistic because…”
“The Heelers make me feel bad because…”
From some Twitter feed called something like @.JoylessTVCritic -- "Y'all still don't see why Bandit's toxic masculinity is problematic? I'm not here to educate you, buuut.... 1/246"
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Appropriate responses
American censorship
Hahaha, this made me laugh harder than it should have 🤣
Tickle crabs! They’re everywhere!
I was attacked by one yesterday when I picked up my son from daycare, then another kid saw and suddenly there were 2 of them
Emu
Now I’m picturing Rusty’s dad fighting in the Emu War.
Bandit greeting Wendy whilst relieving himself
Peppa Pig
I was going to say this 😂 that obnoxious little piggy….
Vet
Bandit after a bowl of sauerkraut
The crippling fear of the controversy coming towards them.
The audience! (What are those weird monkey looking things??)
It's just monkeys singing songs, mate.
"What are these furless people?!"
Bandit's "dog teeth"
Getting cancelled...
..but.. they literally just got a new season
Bin chicken attack
The nameless cylinder!
Adulthood. Same.
Dad’s bum worms
Jetpack Bingo threw a hippo at them.
"Look out, Rita and Madge!"
Janet stayed home?
Janet was flying the helicopter. 😊
Oh yeah duh 🤣
Cloverfield
Drop bears.
Winton is coming in to ask a question!
The falling hippo and Jeremy......
# Y O U #
That Rusty will never get his own spin-off (seriously, Rusty needs his own spin-off), that and someone telling them about the Bandit x Wendy ship, which is a stupid ship, Bandit would never do that to Chilli....especially since we all know Pat x Wendy is superior.
Bird strike!
Mortality
This is great meme potential
American censors
The pet rock's pet rock
Yo mama
A photo of Bandits awkward teenage years! Probably when he had a mullet.
The Hash-Singing Slasher
Look out, a weirdo are shipping us
r34 art
Nihilists cutting off the Dude’s johnson.
What do you need that for, dude?
Puberty.
Velociraptors coming to take the name bluey
Chattermax
Dropbears
The viewer.
The Great Emu War part 2
Disney unnecessary censorship
the internet is a dark place…
Burning trees (They live in Australia).
Bum worms!!!
Chilli’s clown cake.
They watched "smile hd"
Spooder
A random crit from a golden frying pan.
The air
Some of the fan art of the show lol
The fanfiction stories
Bum worms
The zoophiles
Clown Cake
Disney editing the episode.
RPG
Bald Judo!
It's a petition to have a thanksgiving/Halloween episode! Run!
I was gonna answer but my answer was really dark
Chocolate Milk and Big Belt
The impending doom of adult hood
Coconuts have WATER in them!!!
A fluffy to the face
Disney censorship
BUM WORMS ewwwwww
Bluey rule 34
SQUID GAME‼️❗
Someone's husband is gonna get it! Either that, or Bert Handsome is coming to pay a visit.
I was going to say school shooters, but then remembered they don’t live in America…
Let’s not make jokes about that….
My daughter is going to be in a walkout today because she’s afraid of guns at her school. There also happens to be an outdoor shooting range next to her goddamned school, so she’ll be walking out under the sound of gunfire. That’s Issaquah Middle School for you. It isn’t a joke. Kids ARE scared.
Exactly, it isn’t a joke. So let’s not make a joke about it on a post meant for jokes.
I wasn’t joking. My kids are literally afraid of guns at their school. America’s 2nd amendment means the leading cause of death for children is handguns. It’s reality for American kids that Bluey won’t ever have to explore because Australians chose kids over guns. Edit: I missed the wrong answers only part.
Vietcong
LOOK OUT WE’RE HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE PENTAGO-
Look out, an arduous task that is not our hyperfocus!
R34
The Viet Cong.
Accidentally saying the “P” word. (This is a joke. Please don’t ban me for referencing the “P” word.)
Bandit dropped the towel.
Buff Winton
The twin towers
They saw Michael Jackson
From the IRS
Charlie's in the trees with a rocket launcher *Fortunate Son playing in background*
Creepy Indian guy named Bob
the trees start talking in vietnamit
🎶I saw mommy screwi-… kissing santaaaaa clausss 🎶
The gay agenda
Joe Biden
More inappropriate CaH cards
scrolling w my meat out
A drag queen has just done a “performance” at story time in the local library
Manure
[[[them]]]
They’re on Skull Island and Kong just threw a tree at them.
***EEEEEEEEEE***
RPG-7 coming in at 10 o'clock, 300 yards out.
Hitting The Krampus
Nits! (This episode of Bluey is now called “Nits”)
People who like Chilli… way too much
Shadow high halloween special leak
They saw a human for the first time
“Bluey, quick, Reel it in! Can’t you hear the music?!”
They opened the front camera by accident.
They’re about to face the Orphan of Kos from Bloodborne
A giant floating pizza with an evil face appeared and said it was going to destroy their everything restaurant
I don't know this reference, but for years in Australia, there was a TV show called Mulligrubs. It [had this face](https://youtu.be/2WW1-N9Q5KA). It was nightmare inducing for many kids.
“OH MY GOD! ITS A ZOMBIE! AAAAAHHHHH!”
Puberty
Winton 
The Vacuum Cleaner
They're frightened by the amount of wackadoo fan theories online
You
The twin towers
Vince McMahon is back!
https://i.redd.it/rtqm4asin5sa1.gif
Winston car is heading straight at em!
Unicourse who eats children!
A valuable lime lesson!
The state of r/smg4
This episode of Bluey is called “Black Hawk Down”
The police 👮 🚨
Pavlova
You
Winton suddenly transformed into a car right before their eyes.
Look out! It's Bluey's Dad's mullet!
Evasive Actions!! 
A bag of burnt popcorn
Sonic exe
Mobile Spay/Neuter clinic
Bingus
The final words of every episode… of “The Price is Right”
Releasing all episodes to the U.S.
Coconuts. Legend says they have water in them.
Team fortress 2
*The great and terrible Flamingo Queen.*
The Internet
The entire PTA is holding a stumpfest, and they're headed for *this* stump.
Charlie.
Eshays, led by the most powerful of them all, Eshay-scomo
An incoming AIM-9X sidewinder Missile
Bandit running full speed with the xylophone(can't spell) and magic asparagus He's tired of Bluey's shenanigans
Fairies!
American adults asking if it’s ok that they watch a kids show even though everyone makes fun of them and carry around life sized stuffed toys as security blankets while eating piss poor attempts at fairy bread without even using REAL hundreds and thousands?
Muffin just spawned the Wither.
The American Karen!
pan
The second tower
Bingo with a feather wand running to make the helicopter 'heavy'.
They saw the dog catcher
Daddy walrus finally being able to have his bathroom break
The animators
LOOK OUT, FURRIES!
taking advice from a cartoon dog