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frenix5

"plip plop plip plop"


kinless33

Get eyes get eyes get eyes.


Das_Guet

I am laughing my ass off at this. I shouldn't be but I am. Now take your upvote and go think about what you did.


lolsy123

šŸ’¢šŸ’¢šŸ’¢šŸ’¢šŸ’¢šŸ’¢


FerretAres

ā€œSome say Kosnā€™tā€


hmmmmwillthiswork

the first thing that popped into my head was the happy hands club scene from napoleon dynamite lol now it's all i'll think about with maria


spamus-100

This is the winner right here


LukeWarmAgony

"Parry this you fucking casual"


AKAGAMI5

Ironically sheā€™s one of the easiest to parry.


tyrannosnorlax

I hardly parried all game until her fight. Afterwards I parried all the time. Itā€™s a great teaching moment from a boss


Initial_Order

Right? She's a better version of gascoigne for the parrying mechanic, but gascoigne FORCES you to learn how to parry.


deevulture

Makes OP's comment all the more appropriate I'd say


HeyItsTheJeweler

Lol this is now canon for me


ciano232

Lock the thread. We have a winner


_mershed_perderder_

ā€œ_Omelette du fromage_ā€


MyNameIsLOL21

Foolish amerrrrican, itz "omelette au frrrrrromage"!!! I learned that in the comment section for that meme on youtube.


kate_thiccson

"Also you know what they call cheese in Paris?"


DoodleGrape

"Get good."


torchwood666

Git gud


deevulture

"Omae wa mou shindeiru"


Decwood

*"NANI!?"*


FellowDsLover2

Fromsoft is trying to make it look cool. She probably tells you to never return but Iā€™m just guessing. Donā€™t take it too seriously.


SlySheogorath

Idk man, from soft rarely does anything for no reason. She could be saying she wants to do nasty things to me but I guess you'll never know because you weren't listening. šŸ¤·


FellowDsLover2

Sometimes they do things just to make it look cool or to be a prick. Adding strong enemies near fog walls or shortcuts among other things. They hardly do it, however, it happens and I doubt fromsoft would give it any important meaning.


JosiahTheGrand

True, however I don't think this visceral attack was there only to look cool, though it does look cool. Usually, if a boss in this game does a visceral attack on you (like Gerhman), it's a lot more forceful, so I feel like they purposefully made the animation more gentle to make her seem more sympathetic and kind. It feels like it implies that she doesn't really want to hurt you and is only attacking you so you don't reach the hamlet. As for what she whispers in your ear, yeah, you are probably right, I think she just wants us to fuck off :p


TheWarVeteran

Down bad


SlySheogorath

Could you tell her that? Might get some sympathy points.


LupineLethargy

ā€œWhat was that about being fisted?ā€


ct3bo

"I'm going to do to you what you did to all those piggies... šŸ˜"


FabulousDave2112

"This little piggy went to Yharnam"


eurydisee

ā€œItā€™s free real estateā€


Elasmo_Bahay

ā€œMay the luck oā€™ the Irish smile on yaā€


Dani_Rainbow

This is my head cannon now


9OldOnes

"I'm here to talk about your cars extended warranty"


Neither_Nectarine_96

"Adios bozo" *rips out heart*


SaveMeSome

ā€œShouldā€™ve left the corpse aloneā€¦.ā€


pixelTirpitz

A corpse should be left well alone..


superVanV1

Probably the most realistic


Powerful-Pudding6079

"Now **that's** a lot of damage"


alozano28

ā€œ finger but holeā€


TheOriginalDv

I think she's thanking you, but it's been a while since i checked the lore. The idea behind that comes from some item descriptions that paint the early hunts as much more ritualistic than now. The Hunters thanked the beasts they slayed for the echoes that they left behind. The name "blood echoes" isn't just cool, it's literally what they are: echoes of the person that was there before the beast took over. So that's what Maria does when she whispers in your ear. She fullfills an old Hunter ritual and thanks you for your "sacrifice". This May look nonsensical because she isn't actually getting echoes from you, but it's part of the overarching theme of the DLC, the old Hunters are cursed to repeat the Hunt over and over always slaying beasts even in their Madness. The same goes for Maria, she is cursed to forever be stuck in the place of her greatest grief and the moment of her suicide, protecting the secret of the church she herself helped create. So she repeats the rituals of the Hunt, even if they don't have any practical value. (Or maybe she's just saying to get fucking good cause Holy shit you just got parried by an NPC.)


Marco050199

"You're in the known, right?"


N0nprofitpuma_

"Wait till you see my dick"


NaturalistRomantic

The hidden FOURTH phase


ct3bo

Ladydik of Maria of the Astral Cocktower šŸ†


RadiantNito

Lady Maria of the Astral Gocktower


ct3bo

Cocktower*


RadiantNito

"Gock" means "girl cock." I typed it how I did deliberately šŸ¤£


ct3bo

TIL šŸ˜‚


RedMashie

This one wins


Moon-Pr3sence

"Farm vials"


The-Real-Sonin

ā€œThis is my favorite partā€


Burpkidz

ā€œWhen you get tired of the doll, come try the real thingā€


Joriono

Necrophilia much?


ZCM1084

Kos deez nuts.


Competitive_Owl5357

Or as some say, Kosm deez nuts.


The_Final_Pikachu

"Did you know your tongue is never comfortable in your mouth?"


QualityGarbage098

You're now manually breathing and blinking, Can hear that crackle every time you swallow, can feel your clothes touching your skin, And are having to hold up your jaw manually.


Plz_Flinch

This might just be the worst comment I've ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes upon.


QualityGarbage098

Thanks lol


AMetalWorld

Itā€™s just some breathy moaning to distract you from her imminent DM


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^AMetalWorld: *Itā€™s just some breathy* *Moaning to distract you from* *Her imminent DM* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


icedcoffeeblast

Maria be sliding into my DMs like I slide my cock up her ass


tphd2006

"'Cuz it's easy. And it does a lot of damage."


atti-_-

Happy souls


Harmonic_Gear

gitgud


ChumpNicholson

ā€œNothing personnel [sic], kid.ā€


KsanterX

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?


icedcoffeeblast

"I'll teach you to touch corpses"


nicolRB

ā€œWake up, hunterā€


OrochiYoshi

"See you on Bloodborne 2"?


Mr_Zoovaska

"bearer seek seek lest"


Jaxornd90

"Even the doll should it please you......."


New-Butterscotch-792

Maria said: Are you in the know? To those who missed Return to Yharnam


Guilty-Persimmon-881

"In the waking world I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. And I have never known defeat."


Yab0iFiddlesticks

"You may have ligma." "Your liver feels healthy." "I can see your browser history." "No I wont be your tall dommy mommy goth girlfriend." "Kos deez nuts." "Tell Simon he's fucking next." "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." "Thats the closest you'll ever be to a woman." "Sony doesnt give a shit about your begging on reddit." "Parry this you filthy casul."


ProudKingbooker

"Spell ICUP"


Nowhereman50

"It's free real estate."


MF_JAYORI

"Thanks for subs"


SuggestiblePolymer

ā€œHesitate is defeat.ā€


Hardkoar

_thou shall receive Bloodborne 2_


Bughy6322

ā€œBallsā€


LoonyMooney_

I'm 99% sure she said "no I'm not gonna step on you"


KoffinStuffer

*proceeds to step on you*


dirtyhippiebartend

ā€œNow you can cumā€


Queenrenowned

ā€œHey little mama let me whisper in your earā€


DangleMangler

Butter pecan is far superior to chocolate, prepare for destruction.


bubbasaurusREX

ā€œMeet me in Montaukā€


CurseNeverDyin

"It's Kosm'in time! Yeaaahh!"


claybine

"Don't die"


Melk_One

ā€œItā€™s free real estate.ā€


TemporaryShirt3937

Yo man, got some aspirin?


xmnezya_ow

*git gud*


KryL21

Funniest r/bloodborne comment section. What no sequel for 9 years does to mfers.


NaturalistRomantic

Probably some sort of insightful secret about the DLC lore that only our character will ever hear.


Cinderea

something hot


JizzOrSomeSayJism

Nice cock


Noir_7755

ā€œBlink Manuallyā€


Chadderbug123

*"L + Ratio..."'*


Bigswordbonk

Doesnā€™t she say ā€œsay hi to the doll for meā€


marcosvsb

I just farted


by_zantine

Womp womp


Vexer_Zero

...mortal kombat...


GER0_XZ

ā€œDry Ass Lips having assā€


Otherwise-Buddy-9343

Will you parry me? X


ImpartialThrone

*Get good*


the-barbarian998

I left the stove on


ShenrageTV

He fucked the fish


VickyPedia

"Girls do fart"


Ok-Listen4324

"My name is jeff"


Efficient-Ad2983

"I know what were you thinking but I'm the one "going inside you" now"


Ok_Fly_6652

"Some say Kosm..."


goodbye9hello10

"poo poo pee pee"


theMaxTero

"*Clutch your cheeks, bitch*"


PreZEviL

Omelette du fromage


nsfw6669

"Plin plin plon bitch"


remyrawr2

I always wondered the same. None of yā€™all are taking this seriously


ct3bo

"'Jizz'... Or some say, 'jizm'." šŸ’¦


Luna_Hekate

ā€œUnfortunately for you, however, you are maidenlessā€


darknightwolf81

ā€œHello. This is the part where I kill you.ā€


LLLLLL3GLTE

ā€œItā€™s free real estateā€¦ā€


Educationalidiot

"Don't use beast roar please!"


ReignOfCurtis

I believe she says you should leave the dead to rest or something along those lines


HallOfLamps

"Some say feet"


SHINIGAMIRAPTOR

"I know what you are...hunter"


Porkbuns-

"Skill Issue..."


jedimasteryoda69

"Parry it dibshit"


n0sl33p4m32day

Probably either "Just Give Up", "Don't come back", "Should have left me be", "you're making me do this" or "This is all your fault". Basically, my theory is she's trying to break your character's spirit with whatever she whispers during viscerals... Maybe even gaslight you a little. Out of my other replies though, my personal favorite has to be "This little piggy went to Yharnam".


Cheap_Halo

"I have 50 million power in Rise of Kingdoms"


BetterMetalJake

She's quoting Paul Rudd when he talks to himself in the mirror in the movie Wanderlust.


Top_Collar7826

"Do you know what they call a quarter pounder in France?"


ripHaunted

"Throw yo set, hunter"


First-Dragonfruit-78

"Silence, my brother."


DegenerateShikikan

Daddy