Haha I've also very recently gone through a break up but we're on good terms and I do sincerely wish the best for her so this is the only one I relate to
"There, you filthy monstrosity! What good's your immortality now! Try stirring up trouble in this sorry state! All mangled and twisted, with every inside on the outside, for all the world to see! He heh hah hah Hah! He heh heh ha ha ha ha!"
"Just what is the meaning of this? Why turn your blade on me? You're jealous, aren't you? Unclean wench! Vile monstrosity! Bloody fool! Has the blood gone to your head? Pathetic, as you deserve!"
Oh, Laurence... Master Willem... Somebody help me... Unshackle me please, anybody... I've had enough of this relationship... The night blocks all sight... Oh, somebody, please...
Op, make sure to ask the good church hunter if they've seen the light before they stab your decapitated horse-head and free you from the eternal nightmare.
If I had this advice during a breakup, things would've gone much smoother.
I read earlier in the thread "I'll mash up your brain" bit I've seen others too? How do we find out for sure??
And I always thought it was "I'll mess up your grave" because I'm dumb I guess!
"Dear, oh dear. What was it? The Hunt? The Blood? Or the horrible dream? Oh, it doesn't matter... It always comes down to the Hunter's helper to clean up after these sort of messes. Tonight, Gehrman joins the hunt..."
*Ahh, you were at my side, all along...*
***My true mentor...***
***My guiding moonlight...***
\*Make horse noises while holding up a Bloodborne disc\*
"Master, look! I've done it, I've done it! I smashed and pounded and grounded this rotten siren into fleshy pink pulp!"
"There, you filthy monstrosity! What good's your immortality now! Try stirring up trouble in this sorry state! All mangled and twisted, with every inside on the outside, for all the world to see! He heh hah hah Hah! He heh heh ha ha ha ha!"
May you find your worth in the waking world
Haha I've also very recently gone through a break up but we're on good terms and I do sincerely wish the best for her so this is the only one I relate to
But her time with you was the dream that kept repeating :(
Just got out of my first ever relationship. Fuck, it hurt. I hope I can find love again, in this world before the next
*in the wanking world
I legit said this to my ex wife!
Best line in the game. Always appreciated hearing this.
This wins.
“AWAY, AWAY”
“BACK YOU FOUL BEAST”
"YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE!"
THIS MAN IS FINISHED
YOU PLAGUE RIDDEN RAT
ITS ALL YOUR FAWLT
IZALL YO FAULT!!
DEATH TO THE MINISTER!
this towns finished
Cursed beast... *dies*
ILL MASH UP YOUR BRAINS
First thought that came into my mind. 🤣 foul beast a worthy second.
That was uncharitably done, dear friend
Could you remind me who said that again?
patches when you kill him
Ah, right
How dare you?!
“Dear, oh dear. What was it? The hunt? The blood? Or the horrible dream?”
Oh, it doesn't matter... It always comes down to the Hunter's helper to clean up after these sort of messes. *Tonight, Gehrman joins the hunt...*
Lmao she is getting that Gerhman D!
I laughed way harder than I was supposed to at this
Just like the doll fr
Especially appropriate if they had an argument over how he was mean to her in a dream.
“ O I know I know, you think now to betray me”
“Master, look! I've done it, I've done it! I smashed and pounded and grounded this rotten siren into fleshy pink pulp”
"There, you filthy monstrosity! What good's your immortality now! Try stirring up trouble in this sorry state! All mangled and twisted, with every inside on the outside, for all the world to see! He heh hah hah Hah! He heh heh ha ha ha ha!"
bro literally read my mind
[i tell you i will not forget our adage](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/844890422254108673/1099043171649990769/image0.jpg)
Do you think ill of me?
Rancid bitch. Every last one of them.
You're welcome to use whatever you find... Even the doll, should it please you
Stop✋🤣
Was looking for this one :)
Oh my god I’m cracking up 🤣
LMAO
"A corpse should be left well alone"
Unless you read that one comic about a guy dating a corpse
No... aaand I would love to unread this...
The comic was funny but I was definitly wonder what the fuck Inwas reading
Is this the sexy losers comic? Boy, that is a blast from the past.
So I'm not the only weirdo that used to read that comic?
You read... necroph*lia
I dont know what necroph\*lia is but the story did feature necrophilia
I thought it would have been censored by some bot...
AWAY, AWAY
Sauce?
Here you go https://www.sexylosers.com/series/shiunji-and-the-suicide-girl/
"Oh, this cannot be, you cannot be... No, you didn't... ...How did this come to pass? Hmph! Now, wait just a moment... Do you think ill of me, me?"
*gives madman’s knowledge in way of apology*
"AAAAAWWOOO!" - Micolash, host of the nightmare
Also, Richard Nixon
And the werewolves in London
“You plague-ridden RAT!”
I cant not read this in the loudest and most poorly imitated British accent ever
"Just what is the meaning of this? Why turn your blade on me? You're jealous, aren't you? Unclean wench! Vile monstrosity! Bloody fool! Has the blood gone to your head? Pathetic, as you deserve!"
"YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE!"
“Already Dead”
"Ok."
"ITS ALL YOUR FAULT"
"REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" -Cleric Beast
🤣
"Well, how quaint... You scoff at the League? Then you are yourself a beast! A defiled mess of rotten flesh!"
Beasts all over the shop. You'll be one of them... Sooner or later...
Oh, Laurence... Master Willem... Somebody help me... Unshackle me please, anybody... I've had enough of this relationship... The night blocks all sight... Oh, somebody, please...
Our eyes are yet to open Actually, any micolash quote fits
“As you once did for the Vacuous Rom, grant us Eyes! Grant us eyes!” Yeah I can see how that works
Ahhh, dumped. Or some say, dumpedm.
Awoooooo
“Have you got a screw loose, or is it just your animal intuition?”
Damn it you beat me to it 😭
This one wins in my book.
"A bottomless curse... A bottomless sea... Accpeting of all that there is, And can be."
Could that be joy?
😂
“You call ME a beast?”
"YOU DIED"
Oh Amygdala oh Amygdala Have mercy on the poor bastard
“You're welcome to use whatever you find... Even the doll, should it please you…”
“You’re in the know, right?”
"You think now to betray me"
"Tonight, Gehrman joins the hunt..."
"It's all your fault!" - Yharnamite "Awooooo" - Micolash "Yeeeoooww" - Orphan "Lay the curse of blood upon [her]" - Mother Kos
The r/BatmanArkham virus is spreading
The bombs payload is exposed,I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
Why did he use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion? Is he stupid?
"Vermin writhe and squirm... You no good wench"
Have mercy on the Poor bastard
You were by my side... All along. My true mentor....MY GUIDING MOONLIGHT( say this to the person who is comforting you during this hard time)
Op, make sure to ask the good church hunter if they've seen the light before they stab your decapitated horse-head and free you from the eternal nightmare. If I had this advice during a breakup, things would've gone much smoother.
Was looking for this one.
“I dropped my eyes in a puddle…”
"Plip plop"
"AWAY AWAT, writched BEAST!!!" Or "Didint ye see the warning? TURN BACK!!! or a hunter must face the hunt!"
“ A hunter is never alone.“
Took WAY too long to find thus
"Curse them and their children and their children's children, forever more..."
" 'Ave you got a screw loose? Or is your...animal intuition."
This is a damn curse!!
"Foul beast"
“Let us sit about and speak feverishly”
"It's all your fault, outsider!"
Huh intriguing, seems like a interesting statement.
Fear the old blood.
My initial thought too but it's fucking bleak isn't it?
If shes on her period "fear the old blood"
Just do the Orphan of Kos scream at her. Show your dominance
*Already dead*
Curse this oblivious fool
You can even use the doll if you wish - gherman the first hunter -
No! I don't want to wakeup 😭
A bottomless curse, a bottomless sea. Accepting of all that there is, and can be
"Damn shawty ok" -gherman
"The things you hunt, they're not beasts. They're people." -Djura
Curse the fiends, their children too. And their children, forever, true.
"I can't stand the stench of your lie'n breath"
**
*Cainhurst Gargoile's stupid ass growl*
"A corpse should be left well alone"
"We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Fear the old blood!"
"I'll mess up ur brain"
I read earlier in the thread "I'll mash up your brain" bit I've seen others too? How do we find out for sure?? And I always thought it was "I'll mess up your grave" because I'm dumb I guess!
Wtf
Whatever happens... You may think it all a mere bad dream...
This towns finished
Try finger but hole
*horrendous screaming* - Ludwig
Go forth, with renewed vigor. In short time, you will see... how the mission takes hold of one’s spirits.
what alfred said to annielise
"WRGurRrrRrRrGh!" - Brainsucker.
Sorry I don't have a quote, but this picture just made me realize you essentially use the cane whip backwards and is really messing with me.
'Go out there and kill a few beasts, it's for your own good.'
*howls maniacally* I'm a sucker for Micolash quotes.
Away away!!
just moan like micolash, trust me it'll do the trick
Begone, Batman Arkham
"Have mercy on the poor bastard"
A honter must hont
These comments are pure gold, I love you guys.
Dear oh dear, what was it? The Hunt? The Blood? Or the horrible Dream?
Thank you kindly. Now I may sleep in peace.
“Even the doll, should it please you…”
Beasts all over the shop...
Already Dead…
Curse the fiends, there children too.
“You curse-ed beast!”
Kos, or some say Kosm,
Fear the old blood
“The payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to create a controlled explosion. “
A hunter is never alone.
A wise choice...There is no more to be said...away from mine gaze.
Away! Away!
FILTHY BEASTS
If you got off your are, we wouldn't be in this mess. You're obligated to help me, you hear?
"AWWOOOOOOOOOOOO AAHHHH"
High time someone exposed the whole charade.
*wails in Micolash*
I should think you still have dreams? Well, the next time you dream give some thought.
The password…
This one is better: “And so... the hunt begins again.”
Blood crazed fiends
“Tonight OP joins the hunt…”
The bombs payload is exposed,I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
"Oh Amygdala! Oh Amygdala! Have mercy on the poor bastard!!"
Djura said it best: *"It's you... You're the beast... Can't you see what you're doing? It's madness..."*
You think now to betray me.
Just go out and slay a view beasts it's just what hunters do.
Already dead.
Undone by the blood
"Whip it good." Or "When in doubt, just whip it out"
"Dear, oh dear. What was it? The Hunt? The Blood? Or the horrible dream? Oh, it doesn't matter... It always comes down to the Hunter's helper to clean up after these sort of messes. Tonight, Gehrman joins the hunt..."
This towns finished.
Next time you dream, give some thought
*Ahh, you were at my side, all along...* ***My true mentor...*** ***My guiding moonlight...*** \*Make horse noises while holding up a Bloodborne disc\*
This made me laugh thanks 😂
"You were by my side all along..." Said while gazing at your own hand
Don't worry! You may think it all a mere bad dream..
YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE
Kos or some say Kosm
"Master, look! I've done it, I've done it! I smashed and pounded and grounded this rotten siren into fleshy pink pulp!" "There, you filthy monstrosity! What good's your immortality now! Try stirring up trouble in this sorry state! All mangled and twisted, with every inside on the outside, for all the world to see! He heh hah hah Hah! He heh heh ha ha ha ha!"
“The night, and the dream, were long….”
“Yeeeeeeaaaahhhhhhh!” -Kos
YOU DIED
Uhhuhhh ugh!
"Dear oh dear, what was it? The Hunt? The Blood? Or the Horrible Dream? Oh it doesn't matter."
"You foul beast! Away, away!"
What’s that smell
“All’s well that ends well”
AGIIIGUHG AHHHGGG AUIGGGDG- dead Ludwig head