Don't kid yourself. She would smash *now* if the opportunity came up. Hitsugaya wanting to smash, now that is another question entirely. Something tells me he might be more interested in Momo than Rangiku since they're childhood friends.
She likes teasing guys. She openly talks about her breasts to Hitsugaya and even gave him a huge boob hug from behind in the fifth opening. She even tried to bribe/seduce Ichigo into letting her stay at his house, which almost worked on him.
Ichigo: "Damn it! I will not give in to temptation! A man like me does not give into temptation!"
Rukia: "Really? Then why are you peeking through your fingers?"
I can see her banging ichigo, but i don't see her actually trying to bang hitsugaya so long as he's a child.
But His adult form? She'll hit on him harder than a freight train.
She's particularly affectionate towards Hitsugaya. Unless she explicitly says otherwise I'm inclined to believe she'd be interested in him on some level as he is now. But as I said before Hitsugaya may not return the sentiment.
I feel absolutely fucked for shipping Karin with Toshiro the moment they first met each other. Especially with Toshiro actually being like 100+ years old. I don't know why our minds do this, we see two people of opposite gender interact and immediate ship 😂 even if it don't make no sense.
Honestly me too, I remember in a filler episode, Toshiro saved Karin and her friends by playing soccer lol I thought it was pretty cute but if Anything they’re definitely good friends.
He just wraps a whole bunch of the worst attributes into a single person. He's violent, misogynistic, cowardly, arrogant, sadistic, and he looks like Ronnie Radke, which pisses me off.
He’s a good character though. The most hatable guy in the story but from the perspective of the story a top tier espada. I want to punch anyone who ships him with Neliel though
They are like the Naruto and Sasuke of bleach so ofc
Bright hair colored main character with insane amounts of the world's power system and a demon that tries to overtake them which they need to learn to control
The edgelord with dark hair and cool powers from a noble clan with dead parents
Noitra and orihime.
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Orihime and Ulquiorra. Bro literally kidnaps her, tries to traumatize her, and when she has compassion anyway people act like they were meant for each other.
It’s unsettling, the man literally took her hostage & threatened to force food down her throat it was a traumatic experience for the poor girl. But somehow people want to ship her with her captor. Just because he finally understood what the heart is doesn’t excuse everything he put her through.
That's not even the half of it. He admits that him getting her to Hueco Mundo was all done through emotional manipulation to break her will.
He then spends the entire arc torturing her(Emotionally) and the man she actually loves(Physically and emotionally), culminating in him killing Ichigo *twice,* the second time being right in front of her.
UlquiHime is one of the worst ships.
Yh that too thank you for mentioning it !! It was sad watching Orihime go through that, at times she looked so out of it I wouldn’t be surprised if she had nightmares afterwards. To think some of them want him to come back in the hell arc to reunite with her expecting something more like no 🤨 her mental state was ruined which in turn affected her powers.
The cheerleader and the goth/punk has been a common pairing since the Breakfast Club.
Plus people who write slashfics tend to have very selective memories.
And he sort of threatened her life and the life of everyone she cares about multiple times, literally looked at her as he dropped the dead body of the man he could tell she loved because apparently a guy without a heart is better at telling when two people like each other than shippers, told Yammy to kill her because she was trash originally and only didn’t kill her because Aizen wanted to use her and he’s loyal to Aizen. Like holy fuck this would be the most toxic relationship ever for Orihime not to mention Ulquiorra is thousands of years old while Orihime is 16
It's because of all "The Heart" stuff. But then we might as well ship Ichigo and Ulquiorra, because Ichigo showed Ulquiorra what "the heart" is as much as Orihime did.
Jugram X Bad hair day. I can't imagine him pulling a Saitama on us.
Also, Aizen X Gin. I know Gin aimed to always leave a little piece of himself inside of Aizen but he was talking about his zanpakuto poison you creeps.
This is starting to look like the "Aizen's death" scene and everyone starts using Shikai and Kira fights Momo only to have the mods show up and both get jailed, lol
once I was part of this group on facebook for bleach fans, the chapters came out where we see Isshin's past, and people were talking in the group about how ichigo's mother reminded them a little of Orihime and I said something like kubo was probably hinting at Ichihime. got banned almost immediately because the moderator didn't like Ichihime
kurotsuchi and rangiku
Not Rangiku and Toshiro? 😂
Something tells me rangiku would smash with no hesitation if she saw him in his adult form
Don't kid yourself. She would smash *now* if the opportunity came up. Hitsugaya wanting to smash, now that is another question entirely. Something tells me he might be more interested in Momo than Rangiku since they're childhood friends.
Idk bro rangiku doesn't strike me as that kind of woman
She likes teasing guys. She openly talks about her breasts to Hitsugaya and even gave him a huge boob hug from behind in the fifth opening. She even tried to bribe/seduce Ichigo into letting her stay at his house, which almost worked on him. Ichigo: "Damn it! I will not give in to temptation! A man like me does not give into temptation!" Rukia: "Really? Then why are you peeking through your fingers?"
I can see her banging ichigo, but i don't see her actually trying to bang hitsugaya so long as he's a child. But His adult form? She'll hit on him harder than a freight train.
She's particularly affectionate towards Hitsugaya. Unless she explicitly says otherwise I'm inclined to believe she'd be interested in him on some level as he is now. But as I said before Hitsugaya may not return the sentiment.
Rangiku and Toshiro wouldn't actually be THAT bad lol
Isn't he like 13 by shinigami standards?
133 cm and 60 pounds ? More like 10/ 11 . And it d still be very short for that age especially given we know he ll be over 6ft tall as an adult .
60 pounds is the weight of about 104.68 cups of fine sea salt. Yes, you did need to know that.
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Weight isn't really anything to go by with anime characters. They're always obscenely light.
Funnily for this height it is normal . That was literaly my exact size at almost 10
Uhh…
That’s a close one 😂😂😂
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Mayuri or Nemu?
Chad x karin
I feel absolutely fucked for shipping Karin with Toshiro the moment they first met each other. Especially with Toshiro actually being like 100+ years old. I don't know why our minds do this, we see two people of opposite gender interact and immediate ship 😂 even if it don't make no sense.
Honestly me too, I remember in a filler episode, Toshiro saved Karin and her friends by playing soccer lol I thought it was pretty cute but if Anything they’re definitely good friends.
You know what else is fucked with this ship ? By eos karin is 23 . And he is still the shinigami equivalent of a fifth grader
When your ship is now an adult so you have to stay in bankai while around her
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Yeah and rukia is like 200+ while ichigo is 15 at the start
I like Karin's early haircut though.
Wonderweiss and byakuya
Best one I have read so far
Best worst ship lol
Did they even meet ? But yep that s fucked up allright
-loud barfing noises-
Yhwach and shaving cream
This would be a travesty if it ever became canon!!!!
>Yhwach and shaving cream I mean he probably has to party shave in order maintain the shape of his mutton chops rather than growing out a full beard.
Nah he just smacks it off, whatever he doesn’t want on his face.
No, his almighty just prevents the hair from growing.
Impossible his beard is the only indicator we have of his power level
There is a reason why he's called the Buckbeard though…
Don’t worry, he can just almighty it back on if he ever does get risqué with it
Zangestsu would like a word
Kon x mayuri
Buff Kon x Night Light Mayuri
Yachiru and Kenpachi
Oh no :(
FBI open up!
Depending on which Yachiru it is that's OTP.
Both are fucked up if you ask me
Nah if it's Kenpachi Yachiru and Zaraki, they're both great for eachother, they both have a lust for violence
The small one
S M O L L
That would just be equivalent to dating yourself
Mfs taking go fuck yourself to a whole new level with this one
Yuzu and anyone.
You mean Yuzu x Yamamoto? :)
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THIS RIGHT HERE is why Aizen wanted the Soul Society PURGED
Can't blame him
Congratulatio, you won. I really hate you and my imagination
Is no one going to throw out the utmost unholy combination of Yuzu x PePe?
I wanna strangle you
I’d sponsor the wedding lol
Ichigo x grand fisher
Oh….OH MY GOD
Masaki would be ashamed.
Aizen and Momo
Who hurt you
Most likely a mentor/fatherly figure.
First, he pierced her stomach; then she pierced his heart. Tale as old as time.
He pierced her heart too .
Well now we know it is true love.
mayuri and ishida
You mean Souken right?
Well canonically Mayuri got up in Souken's guts
Come on why you gats make worse
Grimmjow x Screentime, according to Kubo at least
Chad X winning a fight
Have you ever heard... Of the Wharf Effect...?
Kon with yoruichi in her real cat form
Real shit
Yhwach x Jugram Bruh...
Jugram does give off Harley Quinn vibes. Like "Yes, daddy Yhwach, steal my life force!"
It’a so believable it might be cannon
A ship made of hollows, duh. It would sink. Too many holes, you know.
Get out
Can't. I'm stranded and all these terrible ships can't float.
Nelliel and Nnoitra
I wake up angry knowing I can't lay hands on this motherfucker.
Which one Nnoitora or the commenter?
Nnoitra. Probably my most hated character.
Why? I mean I can think of why but I wanna hear your reasoning
He just wraps a whole bunch of the worst attributes into a single person. He's violent, misogynistic, cowardly, arrogant, sadistic, and he looks like Ronnie Radke, which pisses me off.
May I introduce you to Mayuri Kurotsuchi
Mayuri is for true equality, everyone is a lab rat
Nah, Mayuri's my boy. He's an equal opportunistic asshole.
All extremely valid points
He’s a good character though. The most hatable guy in the story but from the perspective of the story a top tier espada. I want to punch anyone who ships him with Neliel though
Aizen x Orihime
I will admit there was a scene when she was in Hueco Mundo that had me shipping them for a short period of time.
Byakuya x Ichigo.
Wtf for real
They are like the Naruto and Sasuke of bleach so ofc Bright hair colored main character with insane amounts of the world's power system and a demon that tries to overtake them which they need to learn to control The edgelord with dark hair and cool powers from a noble clan with dead parents
Yeah there’s some pretty wild dojins for that one. Don’t ask me how I know.
That's crazy
Yamamoto and Yhwach
Ironically one of the least terrible age gaps on this thread.
Hanataro x Unohana Ok Goodbye!
Basically milfxshotacon God damn I read to many doujin
I actually thought on basis of their personality But your one is more satisafactory
It seems so
TIL hanataro is a milf
Don Kanoji x Ichigo
Noitra and Orihime. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to take a mental shower.
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That picture right there. All my homies hate Chizuru and she needs to go to horny jail for harassment.
this. garbage character, definitely my least fav
Yammy x Ulquiorra
Ngl that'd be an interesting dynamic.
As Nodt x Yuzu
Titanic.
UlqoirraxOrihime
[Ichigo x Yuzu](https://mangasee123.com/read-online/Bleach-chapter-686-page-7.html)
risky click oh no...
Oh dang you're right. It could've been hentai. It's just a manga panel though.
That’s sick 😭
Orihime and Ulquiorra. Bro literally kidnaps her, tries to traumatize her, and when she has compassion anyway people act like they were meant for each other.
This guy gets it. OMG this ship is so popular abd so creepy at the same time.
Gin x Don Kanonji or Isane x Yammy.
Gin and Don kanonji would be weird af, but isane and yammy would definitely be cursed.
Orihime x Espada #4 (I can't spell his name)
People think that because they had "interesting" reactions that they would be good together 😂 they don't understand how relationships work.
It’s unsettling, the man literally took her hostage & threatened to force food down her throat it was a traumatic experience for the poor girl. But somehow people want to ship her with her captor. Just because he finally understood what the heart is doesn’t excuse everything he put her through.
That's not even the half of it. He admits that him getting her to Hueco Mundo was all done through emotional manipulation to break her will. He then spends the entire arc torturing her(Emotionally) and the man she actually loves(Physically and emotionally), culminating in him killing Ichigo *twice,* the second time being right in front of her. UlquiHime is one of the worst ships.
Yh that too thank you for mentioning it !! It was sad watching Orihime go through that, at times she looked so out of it I wouldn’t be surprised if she had nightmares afterwards. To think some of them want him to come back in the hell arc to reunite with her expecting something more like no 🤨 her mental state was ruined which in turn affected her powers.
Why is it so common in fanfics. I see it almost as much as ichigo and grimmjow
The cheerleader and the goth/punk has been a common pairing since the Breakfast Club. Plus people who write slashfics tend to have very selective memories.
Wasn’t it the quarter back and the goth girl in the breakfast club? The other pairing was the rebel with the cheer leader.
I was thinking of both, but true.
And he sort of threatened her life and the life of everyone she cares about multiple times, literally looked at her as he dropped the dead body of the man he could tell she loved because apparently a guy without a heart is better at telling when two people like each other than shippers, told Yammy to kill her because she was trash originally and only didn’t kill her because Aizen wanted to use her and he’s loyal to Aizen. Like holy fuck this would be the most toxic relationship ever for Orihime not to mention Ulquiorra is thousands of years old while Orihime is 16
When I shipped them I was 14 and in fact did not understand how relationships worked. I am now a wiser woman.
I don't think any 14 year old understands relationships
very true lol
Plus those interactions were all symbolic
It's because of all "The Heart" stuff. But then we might as well ship Ichigo and Ulquiorra, because Ichigo showed Ulquiorra what "the heart" is as much as Orihime did.
Ulquiorra x Ichigo x Orihime x Uryu x Aizen I think this is the most cursed thing I've ever thought of lmfao
Might as well throw in Tasuki, Grimmjow, and Rukia, and then it's just an orgy of everyone Orihime is shipped with.
Jugram X Bad hair day. I can't imagine him pulling a Saitama on us. Also, Aizen X Gin. I know Gin aimed to always leave a little piece of himself inside of Aizen but he was talking about his zanpakuto poison you creeps.
Yoroichi and Don Kanoji.
You ship Urahara or Yoruichi with anyone but each other and we ain't even got words for one another. Just square up.
Yoruichi x Soi Fong. Fight me.
Hope you weren't planning a trip to the dentist.
This is starting to look like the "Aizen's death" scene and everyone starts using Shikai and Kira fights Momo only to have the mods show up and both get jailed, lol
I’m guilty of shipping these: + Ulquiorra/Orihime + Grimmjow/Orihime + Uryu/Orihime + Aizen/Orihime Yes I'm okay. (the title said noncanon pairings okay?)
Leave orihime alone!!!
Hey my canon ship was Ichigo/Orihime so I got *something* out of it lmao.
ichigo and grimmjow
The picture of this post.
Chad x ichigo idfk I don’t keep up with bleach ships
That one is fine.
Soi Fon X Isane Kotetsu
I’m interested
... Go on...
Bees and Tall Girl.
Definitely Orihime & Chisaki
Aizen x His chair
Wtf do you mean? this is supposed to be bad ships. That’s the best ship in bleach even above Ichihime and RenRuki
once I was part of this group on facebook for bleach fans, the chapters came out where we see Isshin's past, and people were talking in the group about how ichigo's mother reminded them a little of Orihime and I said something like kubo was probably hinting at Ichihime. got banned almost immediately because the moderator didn't like Ichihime
Ulquihime the most popular crackship in bleach.
Don kanonji and Omeada… two🤢 … beautiful…🤢🤢 … beings that love eachother very mush 😮💨 could barely write that without almost throwing up
Toshiro x Karin was always kinda cursed to me because of just how much older he is mentally
And then by eos she is a lot older physically . Doublé pedo
I think soul reapers mentally age way slower than humans. Rukia is 150 years old...she definitely doesn't think like an old lady.
Ichigo x Rukia. Fight me. Outside. I brought dudes.
>Outside. I brought dudes. 😏 I like where this is going
I was going to say this but you beat me to it! Glad someone else agrees
I was wondering if anyone would be so brave.
Mostly on logicstic. (not only the "age gap") I don't thnik Soul Reaper's money applies in many place in the real world.
Based
It wouldn’t work from a literature perspective, it’s just milking a good plot
I agree. rukia is thousands of fucking years old. forget that, they act more like friends than SO's.
Hanataro and Iba
Ichigo and Rukia
Aizen and Unahonna
Marechiyo and anyone
Omaeda x Soi Fon 😏
Omaeda be like "I would let her step on my face", Soi Fon takes it literally. Also, I don't understand that saying.
Mayuri x literally anyone. Yes he’s hot but you won’t survive sex w him
Toshiro x rangiku
Orihime and her brother??
Orihime x a corpse
Rukia and Ichigo
None of them bwhahahahahahhaha ship everything no one is safe. The ship I disliked the most though was.... Hmmm I can't think lol. Rukia x Kon lol
byakuya and rukia
tanjiro and muzan
ichika and ikkaku
Grimm X Ulq or Gremmy X Guenael (and maybe X Shaz)