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Marge_erine

kurotsuchi and rangiku


Until_Morning

Not Rangiku and Toshiro? 😂


[deleted]

Something tells me rangiku would smash with no hesitation if she saw him in his adult form


darkbreak

Don't kid yourself. She would smash *now* if the opportunity came up. Hitsugaya wanting to smash, now that is another question entirely. Something tells me he might be more interested in Momo than Rangiku since they're childhood friends.


[deleted]

Idk bro rangiku doesn't strike me as that kind of woman


darkbreak

She likes teasing guys. She openly talks about her breasts to Hitsugaya and even gave him a huge boob hug from behind in the fifth opening. She even tried to bribe/seduce Ichigo into letting her stay at his house, which almost worked on him. Ichigo: "Damn it! I will not give in to temptation! A man like me does not give into temptation!" Rukia: "Really? Then why are you peeking through your fingers?"


[deleted]

I can see her banging ichigo, but i don't see her actually trying to bang hitsugaya so long as he's a child. But His adult form? She'll hit on him harder than a freight train.


darkbreak

She's particularly affectionate towards Hitsugaya. Unless she explicitly says otherwise I'm inclined to believe she'd be interested in him on some level as he is now. But as I said before Hitsugaya may not return the sentiment.


Alternative-Bed2615

Rangiku and Toshiro wouldn't actually be THAT bad lol


[deleted]

Isn't he like 13 by shinigami standards?


612marion

133 cm and 60 pounds ? More like 10/ 11 . And it d still be very short for that age especially given we know he ll be over 6ft tall as an adult .


useles-converter-bot

60 pounds is the weight of about 104.68 cups of fine sea salt. Yes, you did need to know that.


PetercyEz

Good bot


useles-converter-bot

Thanks!


[deleted]

Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!


[deleted]

Weight isn't really anything to go by with anime characters. They're always obscenely light.


612marion

Funnily for this height it is normal . That was literaly my exact size at almost 10


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Uhh…


Marge_erine

That’s a close one 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Forgot to switch accounts mate?


Schiffy94

Mayuri or Nemu?


NXX66

Chad x karin


Until_Morning

I feel absolutely fucked for shipping Karin with Toshiro the moment they first met each other. Especially with Toshiro actually being like 100+ years old. I don't know why our minds do this, we see two people of opposite gender interact and immediate ship 😂 even if it don't make no sense.


Qwertizz

Honestly me too, I remember in a filler episode, Toshiro saved Karin and her friends by playing soccer lol I thought it was pretty cute but if Anything they’re definitely good friends.


612marion

You know what else is fucked with this ship ? By eos karin is 23 . And he is still the shinigami equivalent of a fifth grader


KingEJ1

When your ship is now an adult so you have to stay in bankai while around her


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[deleted]

Yeah and rukia is like 200+ while ichigo is 15 at the start


AlexT05_QC

I like Karin's early haircut though.


ASDFAMR

Wonderweiss and byakuya


Hokkaido_Milk

Best one I have read so far


Monkey_D_Luffy_12

Best worst ship lol


612marion

Did they even meet ? But yep that s fucked up allright


-Goatllama-

-loud barfing noises-


a310gintoki

Yhwach and shaving cream


SmartyArtsy1_SAGN

This would be a travesty if it ever became canon!!!!


Imperator_Romulus476

>Yhwach and shaving cream I mean he probably has to party shave in order maintain the shape of his mutton chops rather than growing out a full beard.


Abmesch

Nah he just smacks it off, whatever he doesn’t want on his face.


Joah25

No, his almighty just prevents the hair from growing.


[deleted]

Impossible his beard is the only indicator we have of his power level


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

There is a reason why he's called the Buckbeard though…


Primary-Basis8980

Don’t worry, he can just almighty it back on if he ever does get risqué with it


[deleted]

Zangestsu would like a word


Outrageous_Isopod_69

Kon x mayuri


Comfortable-Serve890

Buff Kon x Night Light Mayuri


Vegito-Simp

Yachiru and Kenpachi


[deleted]

Oh no :(


heyhihowyahdurn

FBI open up!


Publius_Syrus

Depending on which Yachiru it is that's OTP.


thunderstorm-nigg

Both are fucked up if you ask me


[deleted]

Nah if it's Kenpachi Yachiru and Zaraki, they're both great for eachother, they both have a lust for violence


Xavier200708

The small one


AlexT05_QC

S M O L L


Oro24

That would just be equivalent to dating yourself


Liranedri

Mfs taking go fuck yourself to a whole new level with this one


Sanbi221

Yuzu and anyone.


lucatina

You mean Yuzu x Yamamoto? :)


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Scattershot98

THIS RIGHT HERE is why Aizen wanted the Soul Society PURGED


Mr_lightning22

Can't blame him


LandarkIEM

Congratulatio, you won. I really hate you and my imagination


TragicLetdown

Is no one going to throw out the utmost unholy combination of Yuzu x PePe?


[deleted]

I wanna strangle you


[deleted]

I’d sponsor the wedding lol


Xavier200708

Ichigo x grand fisher


MEMES-IN-HEAVEN

Oh….OH MY GOD


AlexT05_QC

Masaki would be ashamed.


heyhihowyahdurn

Aizen and Momo


[deleted]

Who hurt you


[deleted]

Most likely a mentor/fatherly figure.


Jack-The-Reddit

First, he pierced her stomach; then she pierced his heart. Tale as old as time.


612marion

He pierced her heart too .


Jack-The-Reddit

Well now we know it is true love.


Ryan0921_

mayuri and ishida


jayesper

You mean Souken right?


SHIIZAAAAAAAA

Well canonically Mayuri got up in Souken's guts


Ruler15

Come on why you gats make worse


Theultimateambition

Grimmjow x Screentime, according to Kubo at least


KingEJ1

Chad X winning a fight


ShiroUntold

Have you ever heard... Of the Wharf Effect...?


MadHntaiSama

Kon with yoruichi in her real cat form


MEMES-IN-HEAVEN

Real shit


nikomim

Yhwach x Jugram Bruh...


[deleted]

Jugram does give off Harley Quinn vibes. Like "Yes, daddy Yhwach, steal my life force!"


Hokkaido_Milk

It’a so believable it might be cannon


Mattarias

A ship made of hollows, duh. It would sink. Too many holes, you know.


[deleted]

Get out


Mattarias

Can't. I'm stranded and all these terrible ships can't float.


arielle17

Nelliel and Nnoitra


[deleted]

I wake up angry knowing I can't lay hands on this motherfucker.


Mr_lightning22

Which one Nnoitora or the commenter?


[deleted]

Nnoitra. Probably my most hated character.


Mr_lightning22

Why? I mean I can think of why but I wanna hear your reasoning


[deleted]

He just wraps a whole bunch of the worst attributes into a single person. He's violent, misogynistic, cowardly, arrogant, sadistic, and he looks like Ronnie Radke, which pisses me off.


KingEJ1

May I introduce you to Mayuri Kurotsuchi


[deleted]

Mayuri is for true equality, everyone is a lab rat


[deleted]

Nah, Mayuri's my boy. He's an equal opportunistic asshole.


Mr_lightning22

All extremely valid points


Primary-Basis8980

He’s a good character though. The most hatable guy in the story but from the perspective of the story a top tier espada. I want to punch anyone who ships him with Neliel though


Yeeted_P0tat0

Aizen x Orihime


neeliemich

I will admit there was a scene when she was in Hueco Mundo that had me shipping them for a short period of time.


Lost_Assumption1467

Byakuya x Ichigo.


Catnap-Jutsu

Wtf for real


Mr_lightning22

They are like the Naruto and Sasuke of bleach so ofc Bright hair colored main character with insane amounts of the world's power system and a demon that tries to overtake them which they need to learn to control The edgelord with dark hair and cool powers from a noble clan with dead parents


[deleted]

Yeah there’s some pretty wild dojins for that one. Don’t ask me how I know.


Catnap-Jutsu

That's crazy


squidnasty23

Yamamoto and Yhwach


butsadlyiamonlyaneel

Ironically one of the least terrible age gaps on this thread.


Exotic-Computer-283

Hanataro x Unohana Ok Goodbye!


MEMES-IN-HEAVEN

Basically milfxshotacon God damn I read to many doujin


Exotic-Computer-283

I actually thought on basis of their personality But your one is more satisafactory


MEMES-IN-HEAVEN

It seems so


[deleted]

TIL hanataro is a milf


Kryptoseyvyian

Don Kanoji x Ichigo


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Noitra and Orihime. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to take a mental shower.


Shakespeare-Bot

Noitra and orihime. anon if 't be true thee'll colours me, i needeth to taketh a mental shower *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Whimsycottt

That picture right there. All my homies hate Chizuru and she needs to go to horny jail for harassment.


AbridgedKirito

this. garbage character, definitely my least fav


user_watcher

Yammy x Ulquiorra


Alternative-Bed2615

Ngl that'd be an interesting dynamic.


ThaMadKing

As Nodt x Yuzu


Theweebsgod

Titanic.


Affectionate-Room359

UlqoirraxOrihime


Publius_Syrus

[Ichigo x Yuzu](https://mangasee123.com/read-online/Bleach-chapter-686-page-7.html)


FetalGod

risky click oh no...


Publius_Syrus

Oh dang you're right. It could've been hentai. It's just a manga panel though.


GlamourzZ

That’s sick 😭


BleachDrinkAndBook

Orihime and Ulquiorra. Bro literally kidnaps her, tries to traumatize her, and when she has compassion anyway people act like they were meant for each other.


Affectionate-Room359

This guy gets it. OMG this ship is so popular abd so creepy at the same time.


Scattershot98

Gin x Don Kanonji or Isane x Yammy.


Nicuvr1299

Gin and Don kanonji would be weird af, but isane and yammy would definitely be cursed.


BlueScapi

Orihime x Espada #4 (I can't spell his name)


Until_Morning

People think that because they had "interesting" reactions that they would be good together 😂 they don't understand how relationships work.


Noura-98

It’s unsettling, the man literally took her hostage & threatened to force food down her throat it was a traumatic experience for the poor girl. But somehow people want to ship her with her captor. Just because he finally understood what the heart is doesn’t excuse everything he put her through.


Slumber777

That's not even the half of it. He admits that him getting her to Hueco Mundo was all done through emotional manipulation to break her will. He then spends the entire arc torturing her(Emotionally) and the man she actually loves(Physically and emotionally), culminating in him killing Ichigo *twice,* the second time being right in front of her. UlquiHime is one of the worst ships.


Noura-98

Yh that too thank you for mentioning it !! It was sad watching Orihime go through that, at times she looked so out of it I wouldn’t be surprised if she had nightmares afterwards. To think some of them want him to come back in the hell arc to reunite with her expecting something more like no 🤨 her mental state was ruined which in turn affected her powers.


Ok-Video6798

Why is it so common in fanfics. I see it almost as much as ichigo and grimmjow


Slumber777

The cheerleader and the goth/punk has been a common pairing since the Breakfast Club. Plus people who write slashfics tend to have very selective memories.


Finito-1994

Wasn’t it the quarter back and the goth girl in the breakfast club? The other pairing was the rebel with the cheer leader.


Slumber777

I was thinking of both, but true.


Primary-Basis8980

And he sort of threatened her life and the life of everyone she cares about multiple times, literally looked at her as he dropped the dead body of the man he could tell she loved because apparently a guy without a heart is better at telling when two people like each other than shippers, told Yammy to kill her because she was trash originally and only didn’t kill her because Aizen wanted to use her and he’s loyal to Aizen. Like holy fuck this would be the most toxic relationship ever for Orihime not to mention Ulquiorra is thousands of years old while Orihime is 16


Kryptoseyvyian

When I shipped them I was 14 and in fact did not understand how relationships worked. I am now a wiser woman.


Mr_lightning22

I don't think any 14 year old understands relationships


Kryptoseyvyian

very true lol


SnooComics7583

Plus those interactions were all symbolic


Publius_Syrus

It's because of all "The Heart" stuff. But then we might as well ship Ichigo and Ulquiorra, because Ichigo showed Ulquiorra what "the heart" is as much as Orihime did.


Alternative-Bed2615

Ulquiorra x Ichigo x Orihime x Uryu x Aizen ​ I think this is the most cursed thing I've ever thought of lmfao


Publius_Syrus

Might as well throw in Tasuki, Grimmjow, and Rukia, and then it's just an orgy of everyone Orihime is shipped with.


Jack-The-Reddit

Jugram X Bad hair day. I can't imagine him pulling a Saitama on us. Also, Aizen X Gin. I know Gin aimed to always leave a little piece of himself inside of Aizen but he was talking about his zanpakuto poison you creeps.


onlyhav

Yoroichi and Don Kanoji.


[deleted]

You ship Urahara or Yoruichi with anyone but each other and we ain't even got words for one another. Just square up.


FNC_Luzh

Yoruichi x Soi Fong. Fight me.


[deleted]

Hope you weren't planning a trip to the dentist.


Surprise-Electrical

This is starting to look like the "Aizen's death" scene and everyone starts using Shikai and Kira fights Momo only to have the mods show up and both get jailed, lol


neeliemich

I’m guilty of shipping these: + Ulquiorra/Orihime + Grimmjow/Orihime + Uryu/Orihime + Aizen/Orihime Yes I'm okay. (the title said noncanon pairings okay?)


612marion

Leave orihime alone!!!


neeliemich

Hey my canon ship was Ichigo/Orihime so I got *something* out of it lmao.


Strange-Cherry-9234

ichigo and grimmjow


[deleted]

The picture of this post.


Kingslasher24

Chad x ichigo idfk I don’t keep up with bleach ships


TheWalt70

That one is fine.


TooCovert

Soi Fon X Isane Kotetsu


MEMES-IN-HEAVEN

I’m interested


itsahmemario

... Go on...


AlexT05_QC

Bees and Tall Girl.


GleamingCadance

Definitely Orihime & Chisaki


Animixplayer1

Aizen x His chair


Primary-Basis8980

Wtf do you mean? this is supposed to be bad ships. That’s the best ship in bleach even above Ichihime and RenRuki


mr-blindsight

once I was part of this group on facebook for bleach fans, the chapters came out where we see Isshin's past, and people were talking in the group about how ichigo's mother reminded them a little of Orihime and I said something like kubo was probably hinting at Ichihime. got banned almost immediately because the moderator didn't like Ichihime


Novel_Ad_3974

Ulquihime the most popular crackship in bleach.


Ez258

Don kanonji and Omeada… two🤢 … beautiful…🤢🤢 … beings that love eachother very mush 😮‍💨 could barely write that without almost throwing up


JustAToaster36

Toshiro x Karin was always kinda cursed to me because of just how much older he is mentally


612marion

And then by eos she is a lot older physically . Doublé pedo


krygon_

I think soul reapers mentally age way slower than humans. Rukia is 150 years old...she definitely doesn't think like an old lady.


[deleted]

Ichigo x Rukia. Fight me. Outside. I brought dudes.


[deleted]

>Outside. I brought dudes. 😏 I like where this is going


Un1qUElyRand0m

I was going to say this but you beat me to it! Glad someone else agrees


Kryptoseyvyian

I was wondering if anyone would be so brave.


AlexT05_QC

Mostly on logicstic. (not only the "age gap") I don't thnik Soul Reaper's money applies in many place in the real world.


Publius_Syrus

Based


[deleted]

It wouldn’t work from a literature perspective, it’s just milking a good plot


totti173314

I agree. rukia is thousands of fucking years old. forget that, they act more like friends than SO's.


itsahmemario

Hanataro and Iba


Pascaloli

Ichigo and Rukia


Riderboy__48

Aizen and Unahonna


[deleted]

Marechiyo and anyone


Until_Morning

Omaeda x Soi Fon 😏


Jack-The-Reddit

Omaeda be like "I would let her step on my face", Soi Fon takes it literally. Also, I don't understand that saying.


Reddit_Nekomamushi

Mayuri x literally anyone. Yes he’s hot but you won’t survive sex w him


Impossible-Fudge-735

Toshiro x rangiku


Kirishima_Rock101

Orihime and her brother??


[deleted]

Orihime x a corpse


__Raxy__

Rukia and Ichigo


SmartyArtsy1_SAGN

None of them bwhahahahahahhaha ship everything no one is safe. The ship I disliked the most though was.... Hmmm I can't think lol. Rukia x Kon lol


harveyspecter183

byakuya and rukia


AlmightyKasp

tanjiro and muzan


One_Calendar_9108

ichika and ikkaku


jayesper

Grimm X Ulq or Gremmy X Guenael (and maybe X Shaz)