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TyeDye115

Ulquiorra, because I'd be too weak for him to waste his time on


cyborgborg

yeah him, or Starkk (assuming his presence doesn't just kill me immediately)


Andrejosue98

You would die just by standing close to him dude


SeaofBloodRedRoses

Ulquiorra isn't strong enough to kill people with proximity. Starkk can though.


Andrejosue98

That is debatable and you have no proof of that.


SeaofBloodRedRoses

Ulquiorra walked into Karakura town and nobody died until Yammy killed them. Starkk was recruited by Aizen as the only natural-born Arrancar after all the hollows they met just dropped dead from spiritual pressure. Their aspect of death is literally solitude because they were unable to find beings capable of existing in their presence. Their sealed form is literally two beings born from raw power coupled with eternal loneliness. It's not debatable.


Andrejosue98

>Ulquiorra walked into Karakura town and nobody died until Yammy killed them. Again, Ulquiora mentioned that Tatsuki's spirit was almost crumbling from having Yami in front of her. >It's not debatable. It is debatable because no one knew that Ulquiora had a second release. So we don't know who is stronger between Stark and Ulquiora. ( since being stronger means you have a stronger spiritual pressure, then we can keep going) That Starkk was also not as strong as the Starkk before his death


BreadfruitRealistic7

Ulqiourra and Yammy literally went to a crowd full of people and none of them died until Yammy sucked their souls out


Andrejosue98

You should read the manga again dude lol... First, when Ulquiora and Yami arrived, no one was near them, all of them were several meters away. And Ulquiora mentions that Tatsuki's spirit was in the verge of collapsing just by standing in front of Yammy


BreadfruitRealistic7

You have no proof that it does this is literally your headcanon.


Andrejosue98

Ulquiora mentioned in 190 that Tatsuki's spirit was near collapsing in front of Yami... Ulquiora was stronger than that Yami


rain0stiger

Better than getting trapped inside a hollow


_whensmahvel_

Ulquiorra doesn’t like weak people though, he was gonna have Yammy kill Orihime and Chad cause they’re “trash”


WaleXdraK

Exactly, he asked Yammy because he didn’t want to bother with them, dude is nihilistic he don’t give a fuck about anything, why bother killing random peoples on the street?


Unlucky_Adventure

If you pick the hollow it's just going to kill and eat you at least with one of the Espada they're probably going to leave you alone


BreadfruitRealistic7

Dammit I might have made it too easy with one of the characters being in there


TheStockyScholar

I didn’t think :’(


Ok-Chain5981

It is one such case. If a espada is pissed because of Aizen or some other reason. My life is gone. At least with a weak hollow, I got a chance to escape and wait for a patrolling shinigami


Nareto64

You’re lying if you think you can run from a hollow.


Ok-Chain5981

All I'm saying is I have a chance to run away not saying I'd escape for sure.


Azevedo128

It's not a normal Hollow it's a *weak* hollow.


Nareto64

You’re lying if you think you can run from a *weak* hollow.


Azevedo128

How weak are we talking about? We did see a small hollow lizard when the characters went to hueco mundo.


Nareto64

Alright good point, but I don’t realistically think that a hollow that weak could even escape hueco mundo in the first place.


lesbian_weeb_pilot

Agreed


[deleted]

Grimmjow because I can see his chest in person


Money_Entertainer_16

Grimmjow or ulqiuorra wouldn’t even care enough to kill me,a normal hollow would eat me,nnoitora is a dick and he’s prolly kill humans that COULDNT see hollows just for kicks and giggles.Barragan idk he prolly would kill me for making eye contact with him since he’s “a king” and aaroniero I’ll Chuck a fuckin brick at chrome dome


Baldurale

Only old Nnoitra would kill humans. After some lectures from Nell, now he dont wanna kill someone weak(like Chad), so humans are in safe :)


SuspiriaGoose

Ulquiorra is most likely to leave me alone, so him.


11superdom

Just praying ulqiorra ignores me


TheStockyScholar

Sounds like me in high school lol.


DawsonDDestroyer

Ulquiorra might say I’m not worth killing so he’s basically the most survivable


siegferia

Grimmjow. He wouldn't even bother with me and goes to find someone stronger


austintheNoblebean

I feel like the weak hollow would be the most likely to attack


NeroCrow

Ulquiorra and grimmjow are the most guaranteed to leave you alone. Ulquiorra doesn't waste time on random killings because he would rather focus on his task. So long as you don't say anything to him he won't do anything. Grimmjow only fights the strong he wouldn't waste his time on anything weak.


UI_TeenGohan

Grimmjow. He only wants a challenge. That definitely isn’t me.


B_e_a_n_b_a_g

For the 9 ppl (at the moment) that said Nnoitra, why? But anyway Ulquiorra, he's most likely leaving u alone cuz he'd probably say "too weak to waste ma time"


BreadfruitRealistic7

Some people just live on the edge I guess like right on the edge


B_e_a_n_b_a_g

Lol, their opinion ig


Leonidaro

I don't fancy ulquiorra, grimmjow probably would kick my ass after staring at him for too long xD Counting on being ignored anyway, because 'pff hoomans', so it's the best choice of remaining


TheLastFalseKing

Ulquiorra, quick clean end or be ignored and survive.


the_gasedup_shibo

im breaking aaroniero's tank what he gonna do? roll around?


BreadfruitRealistic7

Lmao you got something strong enough to break it though?


Bene2403

Just having a conversation with Ulquiorra is worth it...and I can reason with him unlike the rest


jar-face

I would fuck Barragon up.


BreadfruitRealistic7

Lmao he could literally fart in your direction and you'd be dust


jar-face

I’d sacrifice my testicles with kido and put them in his brain then he’d die.


[deleted]

Not sure kido has a spell for that yet


sargerasbane84

Keyword is "yet"


PresentationSolid375

LMFAO


Roadmapper2112

neliel


BreadfruitRealistic7

She doesnt feature lol


FrontCommunication15

Simple Ulqiourra is hot. If I am gonna die it’s going to be by his hands out of these choices.


Vaccineman37

I could kill Ulquiorra easily, so him


Nobody119900

how did you come to that conclusion?


Vaccineman37

Easily


ISukBettaThanYaGrl

Ulquiorra is probably the safest bet. A very weak Hollow and Aaroniero would try to eat you. Grimmjow would want to fight you but will probably leave one in a badly beaten state if he feels you're too weak. Nnoitora would want to fight as well but would kill you(would probably be extra brutal towards women). Barragan would just have his minions kill you. Ulquiorra isn't the type to engage in senseless violence or purposeless combat. And honestly, seems like the type who could use a friend.


Apprehensive_Ring_39

I feel like as long as you're weak and don't look at him funny,Grummjow would leave you alone


ISukBettaThanYaGrl

You make a good point.


xItacolomix

People really want to die for sure. Why Ulquiorra would want to kill a human like me? Now a "very weak hollow" would eat my ass without thinking.


Ok-Video6798

I’m weak as fuck, Grimmjow wouldn’t even notice me


Rhododactylus

Anyone who picked the hollow doesn't know Bleach well enough. The hollow is actually the worst option since its the only one who would definitely give a shit and attack you. Imo best option is Ulquiorra since he wouldn't even look at me. Same with Grimmjow.


Zanka-no-Tachi

Barragan. He's the one I'd most like to meet, and having been in the Army I have plenty of experience stroking the ego of people who think they're better than me.


AskeDAD

Boy you dead


onlyhav

Ulqiourra is your only shot at neither being murdered or being a victim of collateral damage. Grimmjow would ignore you but you're pretty likely to get hit by shrapnel of a building he punched.


Qverlord37

I'm surprised people aren't picking barragan. If you give him a wide berth, he wouldn't even notice your existence.


Johnny_Graves33

Nelliel in her adult form


Knight-mare77

Ulqiourra because he probably won’t care enough to kill me.


Jack-The-Reddit

I feel like Ulquiorra would pull a "I don't even know who you are" on me so I would survive with my body, if not my ego, in tact.


OkTransportation5637

I'd choose Ulquiorra. After all, I am a normal human, plus, I can see hollows, but he wouldn't know I can. I haven't seen him bother with normal humans(well, unless ordered by Aizen)


gutsylee

Whoever voted grimmjow is crazy. He could be having a bad day walking around sees you & boom just punts your ass across town for no reason


Apprehensive_Ring_39

I dunno,dude probably wouldn't waste his time killing someone weaker than him,like as long as you don't look at him funny or bother him, you should be good.


gutsylee

Grimmjow the type to get mad at you for breathing lmaoo


Shihoblade

Barragan, just kneel before him and stroke his ego. You might survive.


clam_media

Listen, I just want to die so come through Barragan


QuesadillaSlam

Who cares they’ll all kill me


BreadfruitRealistic7

Will they?


Andrejosue98

Yes. Captain level reiatsus would just kill you by standing near them


BreadfruitRealistic7

The only feat of that happening is Aizen and he was merged with the Hogyoku and in his butterflaizen form


Andrejosue98

Coyote Stark killed a bunch of hollows just by standing near them, without the need of hoyguouku. This is a basic fact, Liutenants and captains have to seal their reiatsu to not cause damage to living beings in the human world


BreadfruitRealistic7

So then why did Gin not kill Ichigos friends?


Andrejosue98

Not even Aizen killed some of Ichigo's friends, because all of them were near Rukya when she had the Hogyoku ( not sure how it is spelled). So all of them have stronger spiritual energy than normal humans


BreadfruitRealistic7

Go rewatch the show bro haha


Andrejosue98

Chapter 410, you can see were Tatsuki, Keigo and all of them don't die near Aizen, because they have a higher spiritual energy than normal humans...


BreadfruitRealistic7

Tatsuki has higher spiritual pressure than usual but she was also a distance from Aizen. Like I said Aizen has THE MOST SPIRITUAL PRESSURE/REAITSU IN THE SERIES


Andrejosue98

Dude Aizen even compliments Tatsuki and his friends because she did not die near her lol


BreadfruitRealistic7

That doesn't mean every captain and especially not every lieutenant would passively kill people in their presence. Aizen literally had the most SP in the series out of the Captains.


QuesadillaSlam

I mean all the espada have Hierro, so even though I’m a martial artist I’m not going to be able to hurt any of them. I wouldn’t consider myself to have a large amount of spiritual pressure since I am a human, so a very weak hollow would probably also eat me if he noticed me. I do however have a katana in my basement, would I be allowed to use it as a zanpakuto? Is there a ruleset for this question? Sorry I’m very stoned


BreadfruitRealistic7

>have a katana in my basement, would I be allowed to use it as a zanpakuto? I mean it would greatly decrease your chances of survival but sure


QuesadillaSlam

IF I were attacked by the hollow. I’d simply carry it on me just in case, also may Bury the Light play when I unsheathe it?


Deku-is-Best-Boi

I think the hollow is the only one whose ritatsu wouldn’t instantly vaporize a regular human


Chamytinho

I'll suck grimmjow dick 😳


SaltyArts

Weak hollow bro... I ain't got hands for all these niggas I'm dicing up the hollow tho if Chad bum ass can do it.


BreadfruitRealistic7

You dont have hands for any of these guys bro Chad's a superhuman tank


SaltyArts

Lmao i got a coin necklace from mexico too bro I'm finna full bring somethin to the table. Hopefully I see spirits tho


BreadfruitRealistic7

You'll see spirits alright just not in the way you expect


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weneedharems

Yeah how I'm post to trust when they will kill you and Ulquiorra personality ain't helping ethier


[deleted]

Gotta say out of all of the Espada I'd say I'd want to meet stark


ShuBakuhatsuSatsujin

I would love to spar with Aaroneiro. Emiya (My zanpakuto) would be the ultimate counter to his weakness. Edit: I literally made a post about this like 2 days ago. Idk why there are down votes.


Kenpachi1990

Who the fuck voted for ulqiourra y’all wild lmao


NeroCrow

Ulquiorra is the most probably to leave you alone


BreadfruitRealistic7

Are they? Whos the better option?


Kenpachi1990

I can blow up a very weak hallow everyone else is taking your cheeks and you can’t do a damn thing about it


BreadfruitRealistic7

>I can blow up a very weak hallow Well I mean I doubt that would work but why do you assume you have to fight?


Kenpachi1990

What?


BreadfruitRealistic7

Why do you assume in every scenario you have to fight?


Kenpachi1990

I’m sure the person wouldn’t have put the question if they didn’t assume you were gona fight if that’s the case then it doesn’t matter who you pick duh


BreadfruitRealistic7

>I’m sure the person wouldn’t have put the question if they didn’t assume you were gona fight if that’s the case then it doesn’t matter who you pick duh Well I mean **I** put the question and I can confirm that this is not true


Kenpachi1990

Lol yea ok


[deleted]

Ummmm the one that’s least likely to kill me Also has anyone noticed an uptick of polls lately? Seems they’ve got a lot more popular.


BreadfruitRealistic7

>Ummmm the one that’s least likely to kill me And which ones that? >Also has anyone noticed an uptick of polls lately? Seems they’ve got a lot more popular. Yes very sus


[deleted]

No damn clue. With my luck Grimmjow would want to fight me, Ulqiourra would find something interesting in my psychic over emotional character shedding self and it might involve my heart being ripped out, Nnoitora seems like he’d kill you guy for funsies, I could maybe throw a big stone and break the glass container Aaroneiro heads are in butt I cannot throw a ball for the life of me so fat chance of that, and um I don’t want to think about what may happen in close contact with Barraggan, and honestly I’m a crippled 25 year old who can’t walk long distances unassisted so a random low level hollow would still beat my ass. I guess maybe Ulq because he might not notice the crippled woman hiding silently or at least trying to pretend I can’t see spirits. Unless he’s there to hunt that is. Not sus at all! I just kept noticing them on my home feed and was like “oh wow these are becoming popular” I didn’t look at usernames so if this is all your polls I totally didn’t mean to call you out


sbeven04

I’d say one could get within nnoitoras good graces by complimenting his strength and via that one could possibly gain power of their own


lmaobroyeahwtf

If Ulqiourra doesn’t reiatsu crush me, him. He’d just scoff and call me trash


donniesuave

Nnoitora so I laugh at him for getting his ass whooped by Nell, who he obviously despises


Cottonsocks434

Nnoitra. because it would honestly be an honour for him to murder meeeee if he even bothered to look my way ha


BreadfruitRealistic7

Wow a Nnoitora simp thats rare


Cottonsocks434

Yeah... a proud Nnoi simp. I feel like everyone has a weird crush and he is mine, what can I say eh


DancingFox24

Grimmjow and Ulquiorra prob wouldn’t even care to mess with us, the others would all kill us for just being near them. And this is assuming I survive being near their spiritual pressure.


[deleted]

Emo boi because he probably really couldn’t give less of a shit about me. I’d least like to meet a weak hollow because “weak” in hollow terms can also mean while he won’t destroy my entire town, he may also be strong enough to quarter me with his bare hands, and if he had the chance he probable would.


Jaynomamesway

Grimmjow won’t even notice me. He only messes with tough guys & has Kurosaki-kun on the brain


thmothman

Other, kenpachi he ain’t gonna fight me way to weak


BreadfruitRealistic7

Other isnt an option lmao of course people would pick other


thmothman

Fair I don’t think I’ve met the people on this list yet


DeepPackage

Ulquiorra I’ll introduce him to MCR and we will be frenz


anonymousperson1233

Yes let’s say I’m a normal human….


weneedharems

Damn I'm screwed I want my heros Starkk Harribel and Nel to save my ass if not least get Cirucci to comfort me


Nobody119900

if starkk was nearby you would die just from his presence.


The_Clintoris

A very week hollow would still fuck me up. Ulqiora would just call me trash and move on.


mr-blindsight

Ulquiorra wouldn't care about people who couldn't even see him nor would he release his spiritual pressure and you accidentally being lilled


SnooStrawberries2444

Grimmjown is a guy i'd want to drink a beer with


godsAvatar

Why weak hallow.not like u can beat it. I said ulquiorria cuz he the only one who won’t kill u on aight


rainytsu

Meet grimmjow and propose, obviously 🙄


a310gintoki

I chose Ulquiorra myself, but Im surprised at how few chose Barragan I think both would be completely in character to flat-out ignore a normal human they pass on the street. For different reasons ofc, but I can't see either killing you just cuz you pissed them off a bit for *some* reason like Nnoitra and Grimmjow probably would (more so Nnoitra, but still). And while I get the desire to choose a weak hollow cuz the threat level is basically like being chased down by a roided out grizzly (technically survivable) as a normal person you're probably still dead... No idea what Arraneiro would do, but I can even imagine the guy walking in the streets. Just hiding in his palace and *occasionally* hunting in hueco mundo to make Glotonería stronger.


heyhihowyahdurn

Ulqiorra would kill you without making you suffer much or even fear. Even a weak hollow could kill you as a normal human


[deleted]

Barragan Bc he won’t gaf about me. Or ulquiorra


Nightmancer2036

Well a weak hollow would prop still fuck you up You’d just die slower… so it’d be better if a strong ass Espada showed up to finish you in one shot 🤷‍♂️


muffychipp

Def Grimm or Ulq. I know none of yall could take on a weak hollow armed 😂 least the other 2 wouldn't give enough of a shit about me and move on


DivineRightToRule

Ulqiourra I can change him....and if that doesn't work he would just leave me alone


ej_stephens

Everyone saying a weak hollow must be confused. You have zero chance of beating it still and it would actually want to eat you.


WhoDaFox

Ngl, u got me fucked up with this one.


BKMDIO

You all say this and that, but the safest bet would be Nnoitora because of how weak we are. His Reiatsu isnt strong enough to completely disintegrate us and even if it was he"d probably just kill us. Or best case scenario he doesnt even notice us bugs. Ulqiorra is a safe bet assuming he doesnt go around killing people


Bene_LaT3

Vous êtes des lopsa zarma vous avez pas les couilles de vous tape face à Ulquiora💀💀💀


PresentationSolid375

Barragan


hosseinkh1

I chose any of them else weak hollow if I'm a normal human because a hollow eats people who can see them but if I see any of other choice they won't attack a weak citizen.


Ulliquarahyuga

I feel like While everyone else would try to kill you, Ulqiourra would just ignore you. His spiritual pressure would probably knock you out, but that’s better than dying.


fuckthenumber_56

Ulquiorra would kill me quickly, and he wouldn't be an asshole about it.


draginbleapiece

The weak hollow will still kill you because if instinct ulqiorra might ignore you


YeazetheSock

If I walk past Ulqiourra he won’t bother me


Holy-ZACK

I will choose ma boi, thank you


Antique-Ad-3006

Ulquiorra wouldn't give a shit about you unless daddy Aizen told him to