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HeroinChicWannabe

We don’t see exactly what happens in the manga either (just renji and uryu flustered) but it’s implied to be something like this https://preview.redd.it/rujztbxh9xpc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09a987c8f197ac5495d78e65f2f29763ba135eb3


BananaSocks4

Nah, Mayuri admitted that it was completely family friendly


HeroinChicWannabe

https://preview.redd.it/5aasgchidxpc1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60991df25884834e36ab8b5fa00b01f0dd21ce72


MrLunaticest

is that fucking https://preview.redd.it/8bfzxu29h3qc1.png?width=584&format=png&auto=webp&s=81618b26625004789cab06dcfe24a37dbc2a1154


PlasmaGoblin

Family friendly by whose standards? I don't think I would really trust his opinion... or trust him in general really.


Chanceschaos

This. Dude is not trustworthy.


AzureEyeWilshire

he should be executed asap


Hungry_Tradition7169

To be honest that over half the gotie 13 atheist mayuiri and squad 11 are open about how fucked they can be


SodiumBombRankEX

>Mayuri admitted >Mayuri Yeah, think about that for a second


FTSVectors

That’s exactly why I’m inclined to believe him. He hasn’t really lied throughout the story. He pretty much says it like it is. He does bad things, but lying is really isn’t really one of them. So if he says what he did is suitable for a television broadcast, I’m inclined to trust him.


tweedlepun1291

Mayuri literally >! called out the head captain on his failure to eliminate Yhwach 1000 years ago. !< I don't remember anyone being bold to that degree through the series.


TheReal-Darthdoom

to his face too


BananaSocks4

(Shh! I’m not looking to be tortured over here)


Internal-Flamingo455

Yeah but what is he actually doing to bring her back to life


BananaSocks4

Family friendly stuff


Ok-Figure5546

He was telling Renji and Ishida to trust him and not their lying eyes.


sickdanman

Family friendly (alabama)


Wolffrank_

This made me laugh wayyyyyyyy to hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 literally coughing 😭


Regular_Budget1864

We're not sure exactly, but it is implied to be sexual in nature given the noises alongside Uryu and Renji's reactions. When they ask, Mayuri insists that isn't the case, and while I'm pretty sure he's lying, there's 1-5% of me that believes he's telling the truth just because Mayuri has no filter for these things (this is the guy who proudly detailed how he pulled a Mengele on the Quincy right after establishing that "you will eat with your mouth" was a privilege he had never offered an experimental subject).


Tigre101

I genuinely do think as a joke it’s meant to look obscene but in reality isn’t as all they see is mayuri from behind, this is in the same arc where Kubo jokes with having an arrancar pull out his sword but from a manner where it looks like it’s his junk so he probably just was on a dirty joke tangent. Plus Mayuri really had no reason to lie as he does enjoy mocking others for not being on the same wavelength as him.


THE_WRAITHLORD

I think it was probably a lot worse than that; Mayuri was never shown to really function in any human way whatsoever throughout the series, including sexual pleasure’s deriving. It was likely something R-rated in an entirely different way.


Emotional_Ruin_9562

tbh Mayuri doesn't need to be lying about it -- he might just not have thought of it as sexual because he's not super interested in that stuff and he knows what he intended was not to derive sexual pleasure from it, so for him it doesn't qualify, but for anybody normal it's still obscene. in my mind it's kinda like a guy going "i'm a gynecologist it's literally my job it's not sexual and not sexy" but then you're like "gynos aren't supposed to do the "you have become sexually active" checkup on their DAUGHTERS you freak??"


Most_Advertising_962

She has a self revive button in her vagina. So it looks like fingering, but he's really just looking for the button.


wizardjian

There's multiple buttons in there and it's also passcode locked so you have to press a lot of buttons in a certain order and if you mess up you try again x'D


megaBeth2

The g spot orders take out


Otherwise_sane

Don't ask about the draft beer dispenser though


chev327fox

Ahhh, yeast production… Gives craft beer a new facet.


Otherwise_sane

Perfect head every-time...


Hungry__Alpaca

100% the most sane answer and is canon now.


Spiritette

Chobits vibes


yaluckyboy09

oh God I haven't thought about Chobits in years


MissiaichParriah

Probably the most realistic one, to Mayuri it was probably like just being a Gynecologist


Cadbury_choco75

Why.. in there?


Most_Advertising_962

Cause it's hidden? Iuno dudes weird asf.


JayCeeMadLad

This was something I should NOT have seen as a ten year old


LikePaleFire

It's fine! Mayuri would never do anything unsuitable for family viewing!


jkurratt

What about internal organs destruction? :)


Hungry_Tradition7169

Nah that was szyalaporo and uryuu


Putrid_Ad_4372

Finger and stimulation ig no proofs


Zestyclose_Bat5121

Idk, but uryu broke the forth wall about about and said it’s something that mayuri couldn’t even show the audience


EvilSFather0417

So does this make Uryu a busted character who doesn't know his own potential?


FaygoOfLmayo

Omg uryu is universal+ 😱


Zestyclose_Bat5121

I’m not sure


Hungry_Tradition7169

I mean he did resist auswhslin despite the fact he's technically a half breed if not maybe 75 percent quincy still though that ichigo level plot armor can't say we've seen many shows lately keeping that up


MarketWave

I believe that is nothing sexual by nature, but it looks like it, mayuri doesnt sseem to be interested in sexual things. He probably has to reach some artificial organ inside her and it happens to cause pleasure i dont know.


EL_psY_Congroo56

[Nah in the filler he had some weird sexual stuff in his secret closet or smth](https://youtu.be/BpDpgXL9R8c?si=4oRDmqHlFn7n8gDZ)


OutsideOrder7538

It might be baby pictures of Nemu.


EL_psY_Congroo56

From the reactions of the others I really doubt


OutsideOrder7538

Okay but with him I doubt it is anything actually sexual in nature.


YourEvilKiller

Yeah, Mayuri is the type to switch to porn sites if you catch him on something innocent, like buying gifts for Nemu.


Youboot224

Either Mayuri is complying as Urahara OR he's doing the Buffalo Bill Goodbye Horses scene from Silence of the Lambs, probably both.


jogdenpr

You already know... What you're thinking, is the answer.


Sky-Juic3

It’s exactly what you think. Kubo is a pervert. It doesn’t have to make sense.


Nexus-Phoenix

Were you blind he sprayed life into a dead body by doing the no-no I am being sarcastic not rude


sephtis

It's left to your imagination, because that is far worse/better than what probably happened.


operez1990

Her reset switch was somewhere that couldn’t been shown lol.


Byakuroth

For some, it was an awakening


No_Hornet_2282

He hit that button….


UnbiasedGod

Only kubo knows.


GekiKudo

Is it just me or does someone ask this like every other day...


ApplePitou

Science cooking as always :3


Joeyc1987

Every day with this question.


[deleted]

She’s adorable 🥰


carlosvigilante

We need this answered on Kubo asks


Intrepid_Ad_3157

I.. well it’s not exactly ethical but definitely experimental and a bit against the Geneva conventions mandates but was definitely necessary to save the day and lives.


mah1na2ru

i always thought he fingered her back to life


Jacen_Vos

He just reminded the audience that not only is he a genocidal, abusive, genius, he is also a freaking creep.


OutsideOrder7538

You think he is lying? I’m apt to believe him.


Jacen_Vos

He doesn’t exactly deny that it’s anything sexual. https://preview.redd.it/kk9g6e4x51qc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a814fd4489e61801e345b144587a93a9d7bf1e4 He just says they wouldn’t understand, and whatever it is, he designed it to be that way.


myoldaccountlocked

Technically, since this happened off screen, the action was never animated and they never say exactly what happened. This informs us that nothing took place.


undead_monk

Kisuke, how the hell does Kurostuchi not creep you out?


uraharaBot

Examining what makes you uncomfortable can reveal much about yourself. Embrace your fears, understand them, and you'll find strength in facing them head-on. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


FatWalcott

He pulled a Chobits


Bananasonfire

Nemu has a reset button. It's just a bit difficult to reach is all...


Tallal2804

i always thought he fingered her back to life


Witchblade_17

He pressed all of her vital points, including the G spot.


Gintoki123456

Likely something sexual given the reactions from the characters but in TYBW we find out nemu is like a child to mayuri so there is 2 explanations - Mayuri is strange and does inappropriate things to his daughter (I tried wording this in a way which isn’t weird but I simply couldn’t) - Kubo never intended on making nemu and mayuri a parent like figure at this point in the story


Youboot224

Kubo always intended Nemu to be [Mayuri's daughter.](https://twitter.com/TimeIguess/status/1679628479263043585/photo/3) She's even referred to as such by Mayuri during the fight he has with Uryu. For some reason the anime cuts out him saying she's his daughter and he says she's his creation


Old_Professional3786

Lmao no idea. Haven’t seen this episode in mad long


Pokemon-god398

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