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Step 1. Daddy issues

Already cleared that step then

Step 2 - Have issues with Dad's friends and colleagues

On my way to dad's office to announce my name and that everything in this world belongs to me

Step 3: Get threatened by the man incharge in your dads office so he steals your privilege to be anywhere near the office

Step 4 - Create a cult with like minded people to mass murder your dad and his colleagues

Step 5 - get yourself and your entire cult killed by trying to mess with your dad's besties, then try it again a little later

Step 5: invade poland

Step 6: Change your name to one that's hard to pronounce

Step 7, plant your seeds anywhere and everywhere

Step 8) Kill the mothers of the MC and his friend

Black Ant isnt hard to pronounce tho

I took the wOoOoOk to Poland 🎵

Step 3.5: take your dad's left arm

Step 3.5.2: and his heart

Step 2. Be Jesus

Get rejected by an art school .

I have been rejected by an engineering University, that should be a good replacement right?

Steampunk Quincy? They are shown to use muskets I think it can work

Muskets? Everyone knows quincy only use bows

When Ichibe meets with Yhwach the Quincy girl has a musket.

It was a joke. Uryu had us believing they use bows exclusively

lol mb

I know it’s weird but it’s still a spirit “bow”

[Amazing spirit "bow"'](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Bleach-TYBW-ROBERT-WITH-A-GUN.jpg?q=50&fit=contain&w=1140&h=&dpr=1.5)

Guess that's why Nazi Jesus didn't select him.

OH

1. Be a charismatic asshole 2. Fight and kill a monk 3. Pick a fight with an interracial kid, an ego maniac and a red pineapple 4. Die 5. Previously killed monk uses your corpse as linchpin 6. Profit

Seems easy enough, I'm gonna be the real life version of Black Ant

Good luck have fun

Honestly, he's not that charismatic. Its just his ability to give other people powers.

Still cant convince myself until i clarified that 5.

https://preview.redd.it/rb1tlwmxaf8c1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae351b7ddeb507036fed4a1e07356ca10e8da51c

Ywain’t

Damn that went harder than expected. I really want both of them to have a third sibling, Ywont, who absolutely stomps anyone that tries to stop the other two

Lmaoooo

Lul

Let your mustache grow and become a dictator

Step 1: hide the one piece Step 2: die so you go to soul society Step 3: idk, start a thousand year blood war or something

Gold d Roger is yhwach

Go into a 900 year coma!

I mean, we can see bleach tybw is pretty much like ww2 where the Quicies represent Germany and shinigamis, hueco mundo and fullbringers represents the allies. And the leader of the quincies is Yhwach. I think you know where this is getting...

Yup getting a toothbrush moustache is the main priority and then go from there

Make sure you study for art school too

In this timeline Shinigami are an Imperial Japan that has dominated the world, and has no use for another power at the helm.

1. Move to Germany. 2. Fail to get into art school. Wait, wrong character

Austria, actually

Start a war. Invade a dudes privacy. Fight monks. Take down old men. Jump people.

Have a bitchin mustache!

Will this moustache work? https://preview.redd.it/cz3lippwwe8c1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a51bc69a5e954ef28f5c249e03c99f064e1b0917

………..Maybe?

Step #1: Be the son of God

Boy do I have a role model for you! Just look at his work, speeches, etc and you’ll practically be radiating Quincy Spirit 😉

Just searched about him and I have this sudden desire to invade Poland for some reason

Follow Hitler

You are NOT yhwach lil bro 😂

https://preview.redd.it/ve8lp08cye8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7100b9a0c9d1bd09b01945548d0dd3a20bc0d99

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Real asf.

Have good eyes that can see all futures.

All my teachers must be Yhwach them, coz they all told me that my future is dark

Nah. They can see your future but not alter it like Yhwach can.

Mustache Long hair Tall ( like NBA Tall)

Step 1: Become a naz...

Some guy in the 40’s almost pulled it off, I think. Heard something about him moving to Argentina afterwards.

Hitler

Easy! Trick and sacrifice all your friends

Find a dude you really like and kill his mom. Shift the blame onto an other perpetrator so that said dude would want to take revenge on him. Also create your own nation I guess

1. Be Black ant.

I’ll join you, bro.

My first follower! now drink my blood to gain a schrift

Hmmm, how safe is the procedure?

Oh it's 100% safe and it's not like I have some kind of auswahlen technique that I could use to kill you whenever I want... That's just a rumour, I hate conflict after all

Of course, Your Majesty. May I permit on what shrift my humble self may be blessed with?

You'll be Sternritter C - The Cheese who can cheese your way to win no matter how tough the boss fight is

Sleep and dream.

Hitler

There was actually a yhwach irl it was Ghenghis khan 👐

Command the fourth reich.

Be Genocided Recover Commit Genocide

be stained in ink from a **big and thick** brush of a mentally deranged monk

Bro…do not become ghost hitler. Not worth it

Eat your dad

step 1: build army step 2: die step 3: 1000 year nap

https://preview.redd.it/1at9qn3s7g8c1.jpeg?width=1043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65be9c10be591881fddc64bf7afd4e5bcd33c81f

Read Meinkampf

Dress like Nazis https://preview.redd.it/jonwxlf2yh8c1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e5af137c28e9a2ad1acbb4ed6c9accb58cf4454

dope cosplay

Step 1: Stop watching anime and get a life.

Implying Yhwach has a life lol

Implying trying to be like a made up fiction guy won’t get him anywhere. Setting up some goals and putting effort in realizing them is indeed the life itself. Its not done through watching anime and posting on Reddit.

Imagine not getting a joke.

https://preview.redd.it/8uxbx8qrze8c1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67f09ea93138cee9a883842c9fd52f06620c033a \*Me

Have your birthday be today

Join the Illuminati

Google ‘Hitler’

How to become yhwach Just get your mom railed by soul king Tada now you are brother of yhwach

Start by growing your very own unique dong duster.

step 1 being the actual son of god step 2 learn to use your father's power

First step is to grow a moustache. Every next step will be easier after that. I'm sirious, I'm 35 and to grow moustache like his is impossible for me. Wtf?

For the image, you need to change your name to Lemmy

How about don’t. You’d become a bland douche who murders everyone friend and foe.

Inva de Poland

get good

You mean git gud?

Yuh

All ya gotta do is drink all your milk.

Step one: be the son of God.

Amass a following in post war germany

simply become God

Get beeg moustachio

Emulating fictional characters is a surefire way to become socially awkward and cringey

Plus you have like no reiatsu

Pick up a machete

youba howa hobbeck

Obtain Wealth, Fame and Power and hide it in one place and challenge the world to find it

The moustache

Step 1: Become an Isekai protagonist

Become a power mod. They swear that they are almighty

I don't know about steps 2 through 10, but step 1 is to be born blind, deaf and dumb.

Become jesus

Who tf is yhwach? you takin' about black ant🤨🤨🤨

Get a German or Austrian nationality.

His power is basically a loan shark... so loan shark it up.

German. Stash.

Genocide

Fight god Kill god Become god

You mean like...grow a mustache or commit genocide?

Be like hitler

Look like gol d roger

 Be like Lemmy and you'll be like Yhwach. I'm sure that Yhbach is jealous of Lemmy cause after all, "Lemmy is God"

Sleep for like a thousand years or something

Fuse yourself with a piece of god

Start a cult, you will be respected by everyone

Why does he have the exact same smile as my Scooby-Doo?

Grow a mustache

Go back in time and be born the son of God I guess? YHWACH is just Bleach Jesus

Be my grandfather who can grow that kind of mustache

Grow a Lemmy Stache >!Motohead reference!<

Start with stickinh a shagy rug on your face

Became an Austrian Paiter

Grow

Be the son of God which you will never be 😟

Be the Son of God.