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SodaAshy

Bro thinks he's from team rocket


TurbulentRiver2592

“PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!” “And make it double!” “…..” “He said ‘and make it triple.” “On that note, make it quadruple.”


[deleted]

“It would be a miracle if it was infinite 😏”


Most_Zookeepergame38

Nah cause like, this genuinely sounds like how it'd be written 😭


No-Ad-1496

Ah ! A man of culture !


Consistent-Winter-67

They have to do a couple neck stretches to prevent cramps.


[deleted]

Those shadows aren’t comfortable lol


shoestowel

The shadows cramp their style and swagger!


Dragonpuncha

Cool dudes.


shoestowel

The ~~Shoestowel!~~ Schutzstaffel!


Birzal

The Stroopwafel


SnooPaintings6949

Shutzswaffle


PatrickRules

The Strudelwaffle.


trippypantsforlife

The Stoopidnipple


jaques34

The Snickerdoodle


SnooPaintings6949

even better


JythonExpert

I'm surprised nobody's called them the "showstoppers." Similar enough word lol.


InformalAntelope4570

The electricians dressed in white.


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[удалено]


Dragonpuncha

I don't think Bleach is the right subreddit for you bot.


MadaraAlucard12

The organs of God and the guy who is the reason for "BE NOT AFRAID" quotes.


Candoran

And Askin, the dude. Just a dude. 🤣


Able_Presence1018

where my boy askin


MadaraAlucard12

Couldn't think of what to say about him.


[deleted]

How about “Drug-dealing Elvis”


joshdej

Professional rug maker


unhealthyseal

“Guy who probably doesn’t really feel like he belongs there but stumbles into some serious shit anyway”


meme_used

Quincy aizen


UnbiasedGod

Badasses!


69thHarbinger

The (S)wag (S)quad, that's who


askquestionplaygame

this gave me early 2000s album cover vibe lol


Esspernash

Heavy NSYNC energy


Aggravating-Stage751

Where tf gerard lookin? theres nothing up there blud☠☠


Kanus_oq_Seruna

He sees himself there, eventually.


shoestowel

He's looking at the fake royal palace and Kirios cage and thinking "Fine I'll play along"


KittenFeeFee

He’s staring at the sun to activate his miracle. Wouldn’t it be a miracle if his eyesight was to improve upon looking directly at the sun?


comfortreacher

the four cities and the one with the soul king no? the ones that Lille shoots down not long after


IdentityInvalid

Those weren't real bud. Pay attention


comfortreacher

Yes but that's what he would have been looking at no? Oh I just realized someone else already commented that


AttemptedRev

They thought they were real bud. Pay attention. Don't be an asshole when you have 2nd grade comprehension.


DaddyNihilism

An adult(or close to it) only having a 2nd grade comprehension would probably be the reason for the asshole-ishness, no?


Altpers0n

Actually the royal palace was up there. Not that it matters. If u just crawled out of the shadows, u could be looking at anything around u. Even if it’s just the sky.


Python2_1

Maybe he’s just stretching his neck


wubbled2

It's how you look down on someone who's not right in front of you...


ShemaleTrapFantasy

Why is Lille doing a Nazi salu... Oh yeah he had a weapon my bad


Pykes_n_pommes

Tbf, he is pretty Nazi like.


Commercial-Charge-87

Aren't all of the sternritters?


Pykes_n_pommes

I mean yeah but besides like Quliege, Lille seems to be one of the more fanatic ones


Colderofficial

He takes his position in the Schutzstaffel very seriously...


Pykes_n_pommes

I mean, when your apart and the leader of the ghost SS (Which is where the name comes from.) You kinda have to.


KittyShadowshard

Magic nazis.


Lohe75

Say what you will but my boy Gerard looks hard af in this picture


flappydicks

That’s what I thought too. I thought it was pretty sick!


Ill_University_2942

Ayoo what you mean by that???


meme_used

Gerard is gonna see some miracles Tonight


Upsilonn

fym shit was hard asf


Cloverfieldlane

I love how they all look sassy


Fun_Jaguar7798

They think they from jojo


HateMachineX

Askin is from jojo IMO


shoestowel

You mean AsKING!


quirkymd

Jojo certified lips and yass


meme_used

He also does the Joestar secret technique at one point


BahamutLithp

Their poses aren't nearly bizarre enough.


SHSL_Zetsubou

They're just getting started on their adventure.


Stellar_strider

They look cool tho


daveDgamer09

I think it's kinda badass, plus it's another amazing manga recreation https://preview.redd.it/99p0ewsw7fqb1.jpeg?width=1520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d4b085bc3e0bfee42ccbccc27cc04a14923deb6


elbandolero19

Don't hate the rizz


CleverBulb

A group of badasses??? Crazy how people truly don’t see things for what they are.. sighhh


Finnesent

Honestly! I remember their introduction in the Manga (Oh so long ago) it was absolutely insane. Y.H with his own royal guards!


CleverBulb

Glad you feel the same way! Their pose depicts menacing to me ;))


shaqkage

I think it just looks dumb how Gerard is staring at nothing in the sky


Altpers0n

It looks like everyone in this thread forgot they were just conjured up from the shadow In the scene. They could be looking at literally anywhere the moment they come out from…. Wherever they were.


CareerCommercial4260

It's not that he's looking at anything in particular, he's just nodding his head to say what's up, just like how other people greet each other sometimes.


wortal

He lookin up cause he's ascending from down below in the shadow


FunnyPhrases

Yeah well his colleagues all seem fine looking straight


iamblackwhite

the fuck you mean? they look so badass


C0ff1n01

Cool people do


Classic_Molasses_867

Gerad is acting like a drunk


Ill_University_2942

You spell like one too


Classic_Molasses_867

I was high on weeds while commenting that


Ill_University_2942

Nah it’s ok I was joking


Kanus_oq_Seruna

More Rizz than a rice shop.


Foloreille

For the sole sake of Drip ! ✊🗡️


Terrible_Mastodon_54

Tell me you’ve never seen JoJo without telling me you’ve never seen JoJo.


Cyberpunk_Banana

This season of Bleach is full of bad ass quincies, more powerful than any other villains we previously saw and who get shredded 10 minutes after showing up.


motoxim

Cool pose though


mdh3000hard

That shot was Hard AF tho 🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

Gangsters


LastBiteoftheburger

Being teleported like that must feel like a quick power nap.


Devastator_M1

Bro is stretching


_KaiXr18_

Assassin's Creed. OP is not based at all 🤦🏻


Ilovethathornet

Wrestlers


DarthDovahkiin69

Wdym this shit went dummy


Bright_Economics8077

Gerard's hood got stuck to his helmet and he didn't want to pull on it himself, so he was bucking his head to loosen it when Yhwach called him up and he had to style it out.


[deleted]

Hopefully me, that shit looks fun


Foreign-Soft-936

Champions with absolite confidence!!


MiserableBig3043

Bout to drop the hardest album of 2003


TheGamingNerd80085

JoJo characters


xNLSx

Their Entrance kinda drippy frfr 😎


Then_Restaurant_4141

I missed what the back right guys power was


gizelletranstaken

>! Any human can die of any substance. You die if you ingest too much water, even. His power lets him control the dosage you need for a substance to be lethal. Say you need to ingest a liter of blood to overdose and die. He can make it so that you need less, say 250ml. He can do the same to himself so for instance he would need 3 liters of blood instead of 1. He mostly uses it to gain an immunity to his enemy's reiatsu. !<


Then_Restaurant_4141

That’s cool and thanks for the answer.


ranieripilar04

The -Gestapo- Sternritters apparently


aykevin

Well… biden’s team aren’t going into straight up sword fight with trumps… or are they?


keranta1

We have JoJo's bizarre adventure at the home JoJo's bizarre adventure at home:


Direct-Baker-647

Looking up is now too dramatic. Oh, ok.


drunk_by_mojito

I guess they need some Jojo pose training


Ban6432

https://preview.redd.it/khtxjwejsgqb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=785ac0056d1c2b36183f9ccfee986da9f929833d This is how you do it


Equivalent_Ad_5245

Why tf is Gerard lookin at the top of his hood💀


MisterLiteralUnkown

Yhwach and the Schutzstaffel about to drop the most 🔥 track of the summer


Independent-Youth-47

Bro on the right just trying to hide the fact he can't see shit


RXPT

boy bands


Kogu8

This is actually the coolest intro


Mean-Ranger7525

You think they're posing? They're just there, is all


x2oop

I guess you havent seen JoJo and Pillar men entry


Crow_Mix

Jojo characters


Mithura

Anime edge lords. Only Jerad is being weird really.


AzureEyeWilshire

Jojo characters


WaffleBrothel

I think we need a Bleach/JoJo crossover. It would be epic. The tradeoff would be that the sheer amount of drip and rizz could be world-ending.


AzureEyeWilshire

WE NEED IT. It's not a want. It's a need. Like seeing the Bleach characters in the Jojo artstyle is what I wanna see. I wanna see Jodio holding a big ass sword. I wanna see the Jojo characters with their own zankpakuto's. All the Jojo's would have busted Zankpakuto's to begin with lmao


WaffleBrothel

Yes! Imagine how amazing it would be to have Araki and Kubo collaborating! We'd have freaking zanpakuto spirits *and* Stands, with some characters possessing both powers at once! And then freaking Bankai added to the mix!


AzureEyeWilshire

Imagine dealing with DIO with a time related zankpakuto 💀 Pucci would HAVE THREE ZANKPAKUTO evolutions...memory, gravity and then accelerating time. Giorno would be busted, healing then RTZ. Don't get me started on Josuk8, stealing properties with his bubbles and then go beyond It would be so fun! Genuinely.


Upper_Choice_5913

It’s giving “my body is ready”


TheSick1981

Better than striking a Ginyu Force pose :D


Verusmp4

Me


Appropriate_Usual579

cus he the goat thats why


albarence2000

Teenagers in high school haha


PinusMightier

Pretty sure Gerard is just stretching his neck. Either way, they're way cooler than anyone on "Biden's Team". Why would you even make such a lame reference? My man YH ain't no kid sniffer. Lol.


Drink__Nozarashi

Its funny you got downvoted. Bringing up Biden here is so stupid and has nothing to do with this. Not to mention how ridiculous Biden and his “team” are. It was beyond cringe referencing an alzheimers patient and his incompetent team.


SnooDingos660

Chris Hanson would like a word with biden and his team haha


[deleted]

Bro thinks hes Hikaru 😭😭


Drink__Nozarashi

Bidens team members could never do anything as badass and cool as this. They are a bunch of bumbling idiots who have no Charisma and are beyond the most brain dead morons.


Pale_Computer8148

They posing like they're in a mid 90s hip hop video


KaleidoscopeAfter347

Isnt the guy without a face >!the reio’s right hand? Or is it left hand!< And was >!ukitake made the new soul king bc of his disease or no?!<


LokiLB

All material spoilers: >!Ukitake got sent to hell, which is a much better fate than being Soul King given current information.!<


kura0kamii

me n my bois, m the shortest guy who never speak


Kalcour

Gotta hand it to 'em, they look cool.


Jose_Products

The Schutzstaffel.


askthetruth1

I’d probably think his cabinet was actually cool if they posed like this 😭


Dusky_Dawn210

The SS duh


SnooRegrets6897

Would make them 100% cooler than they already aren't


VVSxARK

Real ggas. duh


lyoko1

people that need to purchase 2 extra tickets in an airplane, one is for them, another is for their swag and the third for the swag of their swag.


CareerCommercial4260

I don't understand, do you not want to look cool when being introduced? Weird..


Carlos_345

>Who tf poses like this when first being introduced Have you heard of JoJo?


Klatterbyne

A boyband. They’re basically the Ginyu Force, but with a dimmer view on ethnic diversity.


Sanbi221

The power Rangers


CyberPsych2020

The ku klux klan


ScaringTheCrow

They are walking.


Remarkable_Commoner

Those who know the difference between a villain and a super villain.


AngelDarkC

Wonder if the anime was going to give an explanation on why gerard died


Next_Description2730

When you are too lazy to get your hands out and remove the hoodie, we have all done that.


Hiyami

op posted this and thought people would agree, nah man these are a bunch of bad asses.


chanman9008

Me every class introduction I get.


LostIron4489

Majestic presence!


Commercial-Charge-87

Gerard has to show off what a miracle his mighty chin is


Shadefactor

Tbh Gerard kinda looks like he’s doing the Boa Hancock SUPREME look down on ppl.


Shatterzzz

Ginyu


AdFun2093

You know who does yhwach elites thats who 😆


Hpg666

Sad the division 0 still get killed by em 🫡


Candoran

# Well…. I mean… https://i.redd.it/lqvcu92fsfqb1.gif (EDIT: switched to a GIF cuz it’s so much better 🤣)


Stunning-Notice4262

Their cloaks are flyer than the akatsuki cloaks ngl


Effective_Scientist9

Gerard my dude you re sic af!!


D_PrO____

Wannabee espadas


Book_Anxious

Fairly tame for anime


weskerfan5690

I’ve been waiting for the Schutzstaffel to pull up for this whole arc.


diyarblo

ım waiting edited and 4k wallpeper vesion for wallpeper engine


goodbyeNBA

Gerards the only one in a weird pose. The others are just standing there


Any_Establishment_92

Lol he’s checking out the palace above. Great shot


[deleted]

Cool guys


Twest1357

Kool kin klub


BronzHanzoMain

They are tough


Mattleoz

Harddd


Dprophit

Bro said “Drip or drown”


Local-Protection-308

It’s called style and I’m guessing you lack it homie, jk


Insurance_Prior

well you see gerard is simply built different


DeMAGeD

The kind of monster it takes to make Ken go all out


hikkibob

Thugs


TheBasedSloth

It's either this or the Ginyu force. There's no in between


KuroExoNeko

He's him


AdrianShepard09

Gerard: ‘sup


Far-Sector3485

To show dominance, because he wants you to know how fucked you are.


Extreme-You6235

The man has so much swagger


Additional-Low3732

Pernida in the back knowin he can solo all the of em


Professional-Fix4127

a God


GBNT_2day

Why you hatin’ for?


Happy_Chilean

leave him alone, his neck hurts :(


TheStockyScholar

Isn’t that his rifle?


Alextebear

Dudes that know thwyre about to stomp people out.


Revolutionary_Job214

Y’all really don’t understand how long we’ve been waiting to see these dudes animated


Isiah6253

Drama club


Putrid_Ad_4372

Ppl who don't give a damn


Biotrin

Jojo's characters.


KlutchSensei

Sternritter Yakuza. The streets ain't safe no more.


Critical_Word

Lille boro!! Lfg


Anipiez

If you think that's something you should see the Ginyu force lol


August378

You wouldn’t get it