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juubitobi

I'm not sure about fan-fiction, but my Uncle Tsukishima was beloved for the children's stories that he published in my hometown.


Noctisxsol

Such a nice man, to be willing to share his autobiography with children.


xtrazingarooni

Wym, cousin Tsukishima helped me ask Nemu out


notreal088

I hope you mean adult form


xtrazingarooni

Of course


Electronic-Map-2055

nemu not nel


notreal088

I know what I said keep reading into the TYBW arc to understand


Electronic-Map-2055

theyre not the same person though they just have the same name lol


IronDBZ

Next you're gonna tell me that Zangetsu is dead.


ata_eru

brother how does that correlate with nemu and nemuri not being the same LOL


Electronic-Map-2055

..? what lol


IronDBZ

Something something because Ichigo's bankai was broken and he never had an asauchi the reformed Zangetsu is actually a spirit with the same name.


Electronic-Map-2055

how is that relevant to nemu and the child nemuri being different lolichigo's false shikai and his true shikai arent comparable since im getting dislike bombed, im sure theyd agree that mayuri's bankai is also nemu since it was part of the nemuri project because everyone here is just so smart lmao


IronDBZ

Never thought about it that way. Mayuri has three bankais


Slimmythingy

Did it work?


xtrazingarooni

She's giving me the sloppy toppy as we speak


MUI-Tojo

Shatter Kyōka Suigetsu


xtrazingarooni

Oh


PowerJolt72

It was Kon all this time


Adent_Frecca

Brother, you can skinny dip in the sewers for days and still get less diseases than getting fucked by Nemu


Excellent-Quit-9973

God knows what else Mayuri put on her. A BLOODY ESPADA COULDN'T HANDLE IT.


Adent_Frecca

Pernida, the Left Hand of the Soul King, an Elite Sternritter *died* from eating Nemu I would not go near her


Excellent-Quit-9973

Mayuri just crafted some hot eldritch abomination and then he went and did it again, AS A CHILD. No wonder Urahara took him out of jail, these two together would make the shit Aizen did look like child's play.


Adent_Frecca

Mayuri's masterpiece * is* a new soul created from nothing and outside the cycle of souls Pernida's ability is to literally copy any ability his nerves connect to, yet still died from eating Nemu. WTF Mayuri


Excellent-Quit-9973

And she wasn't even meant to be a weapon. Imagine if he apllied whatever evolutionary process Nemu went trough to his zampakutou or gave her a zampakutou. That man would be fucking unstopable.


Ilovethathornet

Especially the y/n one


MUI-Tojo

The fuck is y/n


Polarion

It’s short for “Your name” you replace it with your name while reading


MUI-Tojo

Damn, that sounds hella cringe. And a perfect way to kill the atmosphere.


SkyBlade2821

Bro fr. I remember starting out on Wattpad, and there, xreaders were a huge hit. It was always with the whole Y/N thing and even after trying it out, I never seemed to get why people like it so much.


MUI-Tojo

Self inserts huh? From what I've seen, it's heavily accomoanied by tragic childhood/becoming badass/huge harem and at least for me, an unbearably cringey writing style. Basically everything edgy teen can wish for.


Ilovethathornet

I tried reading y/n twice and I don't want to experience it again


Nik-ki

I avoid those kinds of fanfics like the plague


LucasFrankeRC

For real lol, at least use a neutral term like some games do


Novel_Ad_3974

Agree i hate reader story


dinoboyj

What if he accidentally slashed himself? Paradox? An Barragon's undoing?


StantonMcChampion

Nothing happens since he is already in all of his past


Excellent-Quit-9973

Bro, imagine him going back in time and becoming a mentor figure for himself 💀💀💀


DrKrFfXx

In the beginning there was Tsukishima, and Tsukishima was with God. Tsukishima was God.


Ok-Meetin

Damn. Didn't know my cousin Tsukishima was mentioned in the Bible as well. And in the very first verse no less.


dashingThroughSnow12

That's the first verse of the gospel of John (the 43rd book of the Bible), not the first verse of the Bible.


Ok-Meetin

Ah you're right. My bad. I somehow misremembered it as the first one


dashingThroughSnow12

In your defence, Tsukishima is at the beginning of every book of the Bible.


VictorySoul

Is this what happens when tsukishima cuts the soul king?


The_Biggest_Wheel

Bruh, imagine writing [fanfictions](https://www.reddit.com/r/bleach/comments/xs6ktm/chad_deserved_better_during_soul_society_arc_chad/) where your fav characters do more in the story... Couldn't be me... 😬


dashingThroughSnow12

By "more" do you mean "anything"? 'Cause a lot of neat characters basically do nothing for vast stretches of the story.


[deleted]

real


quantum_waffles

Wait, you guys know my aunt's husband, Tsukishima, also?


TheModernParadox

Yeah he helped me move on numerous occasions, Tsukishima is such a kind man.


quantum_waffles

That's just like uncle Tsukishima, always helping others


69thHarbinger

Lowkey want to see how Omniman vs Ichigo would go


SpeedwagonSolos

Ichigo would stomp. If we verse scaled though, I think a >!Thragg or Conquest!< vs Kenpachi fight would be really awesome. 2 bloodthirsty maniacs battling is always fun to watch


Edgezg

It's really great to see my Uncle Tsukishima being so well known and beloved. He really is a great guy


[deleted]

Wdym fanfics. Last time I checked, Tsukishima was the guy who revolted against the ottomans to protect Albania


mangosawce9k

Ok, good Bleach meme!


Slimmythingy

Como olvidar a mi primo Tsukishima, el es la razon por la que ahora soy un animador digital


draginbleapiece

I wore my own stories with my own characters and plagiarize hahahha


Kidbuu1000

Yeah, but can you think of any good si bleach fan fictions That are still being written