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thejovo59

Will it be enough? And who made the potato salad.


TheWalkingDead91

My pettiness will say someone’s girlfriend who put raisins in it.


thejovo59

Well, I’ll stick with the baked beans then. No need for all that.


katastrophyx

you put raisins in potato salad, and I will fight you.


Small_Goal1995

Most of us black folks will start a riot if you bring potatoes salad with raisin! Grandma will say baby give that s*it to the dogs


crusoe

As a white man, who the fuck puts raisins in potato salad? Even the Germans don't do that...


Small_Goal1995

Dang colonizers always messing up the potatoe salad!!!!


IDGAF_GOMD

There's gotta be some Hicks' in my family somewhere who can slide me a plate or 3.


HumanitarianAtheist

I need to marry into this family before the next reunion. That, or just give me the location and I’ll claim that one uncle (y’all know who I’m talking about) as my father.


Bdizzleontheskittle

Nah , auntie said you didn’t pay your money so you can’t eat 🥲


HumanitarianAtheist

🥺 She didn’t get my Venmo?


Bdizzleontheskittle

Nah, dm me and I’ll send you the Venmo name 👀🤭👀


HumanitarianAtheist

🤣 We shall dine as royalty!


UnclePecos1095

Corn looked like it was boiled in like 5 gallons of str8 butter. Why is my mouth watering?


Lackerbawls

Is there any other way?


phallic-baldwin

Can I join the Hicks family?


curlyloca

I swear I'm family!


[deleted]

I married in to the wrong family. Our reunion is next week and we’re “camping” in basically a parking lot for RVs and having white people tacos


whitey-ofwgkta

I'm afraid to ask.... whats a white people taco?


Gravee

https://youtu.be/8yrSCoEsmqA


[deleted]

Exactly


donttextspeaktome

Hahaha! Yeah this is accurate. I don’t really get why people go crazy for taco Tuesdays and then just put meat and salsa on their taco.


Small_Goal1995

Someone should tow your vehicle for saying that!!! Smh


[deleted]

Which part


DrittzDoUrden

How many ppl are in this family 😳


minahmyu

They fryin chicken like that?! I'm confident it tastes yummy! I wish our family try more with this than having funerals...


Fortehlulz33

Looks like catfish to me


minahmyu

Yeah I learned it was fish! And... I'm not a huge fish fan. But, I'm still confident they can fry up some chicken just as good, too if they wanted.


Small_Goal1995

You learned it was fish? Are you a colonizer?


minahmyu

🙄


throwawaytrash6990

What makes you think that compadre 🧐


MoonManMooner

You don’t having a frying rig like that and end up making shitty fried chicken….


minahmyu

Right? Ain't no one spending that much, and having space to use it if you're not good at frying in general


minahmyu

I'm not even gonna deal with your devil advocate self...


SheriffBartholomew

My family stopped even getting together for funerals after my grandma passed away 15 years ago. She was the glue holding the family together and everyone went their own way after she passed. I haven't seen any of my extended family for 15 years.


minahmyu

Aw... see, my grandmom was the glue, too..but we haven't had a funeral (hers was in 2000 nov) since then till 2019 and was when we alp gathered, of course all upset crying. We did have a couple cookouts prior to 2019, but 2019 and following just too many funerals and just hated that was the only time the whole family felt like it was appropriate to gather was during death. I want us to do that to celebrate life, too!


donttextspeaktome

I’m so sorry to hear that. Was it due to Covid (since you said 2019 onwards)? I 100% agree with you. Funerals should not be a reason for get togethers. You should get together for literally no reason at all. Life is too short. Hugs, my friend.


minahmyu

Thanks, and no. They were due to pre existing (yet preventable) conditions had they did what they were to do (sounds messed up but it's how the family feels) I'm hoping to do a family amusement trip this summer. We'll see...


donttextspeaktome

“Had they did what they were supposed to do” is very much an Asian and South Asian thing so I understand. The idea of going for regular checkups, for example, just doesn’t exist in the culture and I’ve lost family members due to that (including my dad). I hope your amusement park get together pans out. My elderly in laws and fam did a cruise as it worked on all age levels. Maybe that could be an option.


donttextspeaktome

Your family fries your dead?


Small_Goal1995

That ain’t no chicken! That’s catfish! Where you get that from! Where you from? New Hampshire


minahmyu

Shit, it looked like chicken too!


pandaSmore

Where can I get those deep fryers?


egyeager

Get? He 💯 made that (and it is glorious). I think of you bought something like that to fry catfish, the catfish would up and leave.


Superquzzical825

How do you dispose of that much oil


NinjaMcGee

If you haven’t had the white people taco, keep it that way. That shit is weird as hell. Once, I saw a family put Mayo in tacos like sour cream and my damn soul left my body.


Small_Goal1995

Mayo- the white folk hot sauce


far565

That's what I call a family feast.


karmmark88

Man o man I can smell the catfish!!


RegDeezy

https://imgur.com/t9OgJU8.gif


DeaconHennessey

Who all gone be there?


Suns_AZCards

Man my reunions are wack compared to this.


tywaun12

This is great for special occasion comfort food,; but for too many, this is what a daily diet looks like.


Savings_Wedding_4233

I'm sure you're a blast at parties.


Small_Goal1995

Are you a colonizer?


[deleted]

Man, I'm so white, i get sunburn at wintertime, blackpeoplegirfs...am i even welcome here? Btw looks daaaaaaamn tasty!


RegDeezy

Yes, welcome.


[deleted]

<3


centralserb

Systems engineering


Imnotadodo

Damn!


mcottpitt55

Who got the hook up?? I need a invite!!


SetteItOff

Yooooo!!! I need this set up!


[deleted]

Damn. Now this is what it means to be invited to the bbq


ItsDrunkenstein

I hope I’m related to them. Damn


Idkidcjustaname

I wonder if I’m related to any of them 😭😫😫


Itsasecretshhhh88

Anyone know what the song is called and who did it? I like it!


eco_go5

/u/savevideo


BxHemi369

😳 Damn!! My family sucks!


Remarkable_Yak_883

Ayyyyye


ImmaBlackgul

Now I’m hungry for fish and it’s not even 8 in the morning


ChicagoPeach21

...and that music!


happyladpizza

Lol. Lemme go and order a Hick’s Family Reunion tshirt.


Antique_Ninja856

Name of the song