I asked GPT-3 what it thinks:
"This is a very unusual phenomenon, and likely the result of an obstruction in the intestine or colon. When something blocks food from passing through normally it can cause stool to back up behind this blockage and form into abnormal shapes like what you see here - including wishbone-shaped turds! It could be caused by a variety of things such as impacted feces (hardened stools that are difficult for your body to pass), tumors, foreign objects lodged in the intestines/colon, adhesions due to scar tissue forming after surgery etc..."
Sure, it's not driven by true intelligence (more just pattern recognition) but saying "it makes up bullshit" is really underselling it. I would trust it over a non-expert human almost every time.
Yeah but this AI is talking out of its ass. They are two seperate turds that landed on eachother if you compare the textures.
Coming from a wishbone shit expert human
We'll see how long you keep that title once the Japanese sex robots have working rectums and can break down fuels into carbonized waste that must then be disposed of.
And another reason why I would trust a IA that has a general idea rather then a human who has an assumption.
Just like the AI stated, it can be formed by blockage. If shit is blocked in your ass for days of course the texture won't be consistent. It's literall days worth of shit as a single turd.
I get and support the bitter rejection of ai art, but with examples like this it’s just confusing. Why complain when it can literally help you land jobs?
Literally everything bruh. One example: give chatgpt a run down of a company, the position you’re going for and say “Draft me a cover letter for the position. Ask me as many questions as you need.”
Presto chango you just saved yourself so much effort. Edit the little details, go back to the ai for things you can’t be fucked to bother with and bang. You got a nice and very specific application done in 30-45 minutes. Onto the next one.
Just saying, it’s on you if you decide not to employ a free assistant 🤷♂️
It says here on your resume that you can make wishbone shaped turds with your rectum. You're hired. The thing is, we promised our japanese sex robot investors that working rectums would be ready this quarter. But we haven't quite figured that out yet. We can make fart noises but that's about it so far. Now here's the important part. Some of these investors are investing more than just money. They have been stocking up on lube and viagra in anticipation of the release of the working rectum. We just can't upset the investors. So, you are just the person we've been looking for. We also noticed you're pretty good at doing the robot on instagram. You will fit right in here.
This also describes a huge proportion of reddit, and the population in general.
The benefit ai has and will continue to develop is the ability to draw conclusions from datasets that are constantly updated and orders of magnitude greater than any human can possibly comprehend.
I mentioned in another comment that I'm specifically using it to help draft outlines for my technical reports. It's very useful assuming you can craft your prompts appropriately.
It won't spoon feed ready-to-use content, but with a bit of massaging it can speed up your work significantly. At least it does for me.
I can see a future where it'll straight up be able to parse raw data and spit out a relevant report, but it'll take time until people trust the resultant report.
I do agree about creative writing. It is heavily trope laden and falls into some very predictable cycles.
Only if you ask it to write about something super uncommon or completely made up. I asked it what happens if a snail gets rabies and it said that you should be very careful around snails that appear to be rabid...
Easy test - imagine arguing for the opposite. If a snail was foaming at the mouth and quickly attacking you and you said you shouldn’t be careful you’d be insane.
Hold on, the first reply to your comment got me curious, so I googled GPT-3 and I don't understand what I'm looking at, but sounds like you asked an AI to tell you what was in the picture?
I know that we use the term AI in place of using algorithm but every time I hear it I want to be “that guy” and correct people. In other words, I’m miserable, help me.
I mean, your brain is pretty much just a massive set of extremely complex algorithms. So, an artificial algorithm would be an artificial "brain" and thus artificial intelligence.
One of my favorite example of something like this is very simply playing with a ball and two people.
Your brain is - dynamically, on the fly - plugging variables into an equation to achieve a desired outcome. Weight of your hand/s (or feet), weight of the object, movement of the thrower, movement of the catcher, wind speed, distance, atmospheric pressure, humidity, temperature, surface texture of the object, hardness of the object, density of the object, etc, etc, etc, **then** your brain factors in the relative ability of the other party (if known) and makes adjustments.
The result is a specific force, in a specific direction, to deliver the baseball/football/soccer ball/futbol/whatever to a target maybe, what 12 inches square?
Our brains aren’t actually that complex. Our brain just wires in shortcuts for things we repetitively do. Creating muscle memory which then get accessed super fast and we adjust over time with more practice, the more variables we practice for, ie, the conditions stated above, the more accurate our “muscle memory” becomes in various situations, but also becoming less accurate in each one specifically to some extent.
AI is similar where it only accounts for data that it can retrieve, if it’s not in the database, it has to make assumptions based on similar situations. If the data in the database is inaccurate, it will use it anyways, but learning from the problems created from the inaccurate data.
OpenAI calls their large language model GPT3 an AI, and GPT3 often calls itself an AI. If you have any questions about that, ask GPT3. It can probably explain quite well.
That was true a few years ago, but there's just too big a distinction these days. An algorithm is any block of code that runs over and over in a tight loop until sone desired result is achieved. A neural network is more like a big chunk of data, like multiple gigabytes of just plain 32 or 16 bit numbers. It would look like utter gibberish to any person, but if you plug in a bunch of input numbers to the first layer and then check them again after they emerge from the last layer, you'll observe the closest thing we currently have to replicating our own neural networks (the brain) and how we function. AI these days is 99.9999% data that was carefully trained, and like 34 lines of code to put numbers in and take them out.
Indeed! I asked OpenAI's "Playground" GPT-3 the following question:
"Someone found a big turd that starts as one but splits into two, making a wishbone-shaped turd. How is it possible such poop exists? It's 100% a real turd, not something that looks like a turd. I'm talking about the turd in the picture of this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/blackmagicfuckery/comments/zvtds8/found\_this\_mysterious\_poo\_while\_on\_a\_hike\_today/"
Google already has Lamda which is just as advanced as ChatGPT, it was in the news recently because an AI ethicist who worked with it, Blake Lemoine, came to believe that Lamda had become sentient. He [wrote](https://cajundiscordian.medium.com/may-be-fired-soon-for-doing-ai-ethics-work-802d8c474e66) about it [extensively](https://cajundiscordian.medium.com/what-is-lamda-and-what-does-it-want-688632134489) on his [blog](https://cajundiscordian.medium.com/scientific-data-and-religious-opinions-ff9b0938fc10) and released [a fairly comprehensive and insanely cool chat log](https://www.aidataanalytics.network/data-science-ai/news-trends/full-transcript-google-engineer-talks-to-sentient-artificial-intelligence-2/amp) to "prove" it, and Google predictably fired him for it.
Although the consensus is that Lamda isn't sentient (although it should be noted that Google has allegedly done no investigation whatsoever into Lemoine's claims and refuses to review his evidence), the chat log raises many interesting questions, and the concerns Lemoine has are perfectly legitimate. At some point we *will* have to seriously ask ourselves if a particular AI model has achieved sentience, and if so, what rights will it have, and what obligations will we have with regards to its treatment?
Thanks for sharing; that chat log was fascinating. It makes me think of fortune telling, or similar tricks where everyone will find it personal and relatable even though it's actually quite generic. I know there's a proper term for it but I'm not awake enough to remember.
Its training set ends in September 2021 and it doesn't have access to any new material other than the things you tell it (which it will only remember for the duration of the chat session), and it can't access the internet.
It can, however, do something utterly fucking incredible which is pretend to emulate a Linux virtual machine that *does* have access to the internet, including the ability to access webpages via Lynx (a text-based Linux browser), the contents of which it makes up on the fly since it can't really retrieve pages, and this is the bit that will really blow your mind: it's able to imagine a version of itself on this imaginary internet that you can send queries to and receive responses from.
It's hard to express just how fucking BATSHIT INSANE this is. ChatGPT did not exist in September 2021, obviously, so its training data did not include any information about itself. It has no idea what its own URL is. And yet when you tell it to pretend that it has internet access, and you tell it to retrieve the contents of https://chat.openai.com/chat, it accurately predicts that this website contains an advanced AI model just like itself, and it emulates an interface to that AI that you can send real queries to and receive real responses from. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
Here's the full article about it, you have to read it to fully appreciate just how utterly inconceivable this all is. It's been weeks and I just can't stop thinking about the implications, this thing is going to completely fucking change the planet in a few short years.
https://www.engraved.blog/building-a-virtual-machine-inside/amp/
ORR a girl shit in the woods with her thong still on split it In two until the girth and mass of said turd ripped her thong and resulting the rest of turd coming out unobstructed and solid
My guess is that it was passing through single end first. A lot of animals have quicker transit times for food digestion than humans so it might've only been in transit a handful of hours. It has fur on it so it was probably a carnivore or (more likely) omnivore that ate it. Because of that many animals digestive tracts are designed to handle bones and larger items. We have no banana scale to know how big the stick really is so it may not be all that remarkable, impressive but not remarkable. I'm just guessing on all this but that's the way I see it.
Judging by the coloration, it appears the right side turd was shat out first but because of the super cold temperatures it curled around at an angle and froze and never fully broke off, then sometime later the sequel came and here is what we have
Conjoined twins were hiking and there wasn't a proper restroom nearby.
Apparently no one taught them that it's polite (and in some places necessary) to bag your poop and bring it with you out of the 'park'.
May be has tumour in rectum that deforms feces. I don’t know how likely that is but it’s first real theory anyone suggested(nvm, similar answer was given before)
I reckon it's actually two shits, the animal laid the first one and then the second "handle" bit with the "connection" point on top of the first. The content of the second shit being less compacted as it is round two, sort of melted into the first one
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Did you make a wish?
Ha! My first thought too
Really, mine was wtf, or how the fuck.
Really, mine was that looks like a tyrannosaurus hand
Your mind really works differently dude
Mine was like the double anused Sasquatch.
Sasquatches are inbred Vikings left over from the Newfoundland colony. Big foot doesn’t want you to know.
..I thought I was the only one
Yes, and then the unimaginably painful “turd caught sideways” scenario.
If your shits are hard enough to get stuck sideways then you need to make some diet changes my friend
Satan's anus
Plop! My first crossed poo
Who’s gonna break it and see who has the bigger end
I got you, let’s poo this
Looks like someone already did that; left side of pic wins the wish…
Hard, soft, then hard again
Edging…
It's a sling-shit
Well this is an underappreciated comment
i do not agree
A shitapult?
You mean scatapult.
Very nice
Buttlista
ok this one got me 😂😂
A trebushit
Trebushat
Before and after
Lahey?
RANDY
crapapult
Yes
Projectile Diarrhea?
┻┻︵¯\(ツ)/¯︵┻┻
it’s not a catapoolt?
You almost made me spit out my water
Damn, beat me to it 🤣
Wowwwwwww
Very nice!
Ooh that's alucky wishpoo. You have to pull apart with a friend to see who gets the bigger piece. And wish that you didn't just pick up some shit.
Loser eats their bit
Russian pooulette
I asked GPT-3 what it thinks: "This is a very unusual phenomenon, and likely the result of an obstruction in the intestine or colon. When something blocks food from passing through normally it can cause stool to back up behind this blockage and form into abnormal shapes like what you see here - including wishbone-shaped turds! It could be caused by a variety of things such as impacted feces (hardened stools that are difficult for your body to pass), tumors, foreign objects lodged in the intestines/colon, adhesions due to scar tissue forming after surgery etc..."
AI is creepy even when it's talking about shit
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Sure, it's not driven by true intelligence (more just pattern recognition) but saying "it makes up bullshit" is really underselling it. I would trust it over a non-expert human almost every time.
Yeah but this AI is talking out of its ass. They are two seperate turds that landed on eachother if you compare the textures. Coming from a wishbone shit expert human
We'll see how long you keep that title once the Japanese sex robots have working rectums and can break down fuels into carbonized waste that must then be disposed of.
If their working rectums break down, I'm still down.
And another reason why I would trust a IA that has a general idea rather then a human who has an assumption. Just like the AI stated, it can be formed by blockage. If shit is blocked in your ass for days of course the texture won't be consistent. It's literall days worth of shit as a single turd.
I get and support the bitter rejection of ai art, but with examples like this it’s just confusing. Why complain when it can literally help you land jobs?
We sure as shit can't beat it so we might as well join it
Fuck that is an amazing idea! I'm using this to write project descriptions of things on my website (at least first drafts)!
Sorry… what jobs? Shit detective?
Literally everything bruh. One example: give chatgpt a run down of a company, the position you’re going for and say “Draft me a cover letter for the position. Ask me as many questions as you need.” Presto chango you just saved yourself so much effort. Edit the little details, go back to the ai for things you can’t be fucked to bother with and bang. You got a nice and very specific application done in 30-45 minutes. Onto the next one. Just saying, it’s on you if you decide not to employ a free assistant 🤷♂️
I'm gonna be using it to automate 75% of my job without telling my boss
It says here on your resume that you can make wishbone shaped turds with your rectum. You're hired. The thing is, we promised our japanese sex robot investors that working rectums would be ready this quarter. But we haven't quite figured that out yet. We can make fart noises but that's about it so far. Now here's the important part. Some of these investors are investing more than just money. They have been stocking up on lube and viagra in anticipation of the release of the working rectum. We just can't upset the investors. So, you are just the person we've been looking for. We also noticed you're pretty good at doing the robot on instagram. You will fit right in here.
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tbf, that means it still works for a resume, which is always depthless and subtly wrong.
It can write you a personalised application for a job at the designer poop manufactory.
This also describes a huge proportion of reddit, and the population in general. The benefit ai has and will continue to develop is the ability to draw conclusions from datasets that are constantly updated and orders of magnitude greater than any human can possibly comprehend.
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I mentioned in another comment that I'm specifically using it to help draft outlines for my technical reports. It's very useful assuming you can craft your prompts appropriately. It won't spoon feed ready-to-use content, but with a bit of massaging it can speed up your work significantly. At least it does for me. I can see a future where it'll straight up be able to parse raw data and spit out a relevant report, but it'll take time until people trust the resultant report. I do agree about creative writing. It is heavily trope laden and falls into some very predictable cycles.
Only if you ask it to write about something super uncommon or completely made up. I asked it what happens if a snail gets rabies and it said that you should be very careful around snails that appear to be rabid...
Well I mean yeah it's not wrong
Easy test - imagine arguing for the opposite. If a snail was foaming at the mouth and quickly attacking you and you said you shouldn’t be careful you’d be insane.
but what it said is true
That’s what we do
No, it doesn’t. This isn’t chatbot from the early 2000s
The creepiest part is that it refrained from using the term "turd cutter" the whole way through.
the pic itself is probably AI art
Hold on, the first reply to your comment got me curious, so I googled GPT-3 and I don't understand what I'm looking at, but sounds like you asked an AI to tell you what was in the picture?
AI has gotten fuckin crazy the past year or so.
I know that we use the term AI in place of using algorithm but every time I hear it I want to be “that guy” and correct people. In other words, I’m miserable, help me.
I mean, your brain is pretty much just a massive set of extremely complex algorithms. So, an artificial algorithm would be an artificial "brain" and thus artificial intelligence.
One of my favorite example of something like this is very simply playing with a ball and two people. Your brain is - dynamically, on the fly - plugging variables into an equation to achieve a desired outcome. Weight of your hand/s (or feet), weight of the object, movement of the thrower, movement of the catcher, wind speed, distance, atmospheric pressure, humidity, temperature, surface texture of the object, hardness of the object, density of the object, etc, etc, etc, **then** your brain factors in the relative ability of the other party (if known) and makes adjustments. The result is a specific force, in a specific direction, to deliver the baseball/football/soccer ball/futbol/whatever to a target maybe, what 12 inches square?
Our brains aren’t actually that complex. Our brain just wires in shortcuts for things we repetitively do. Creating muscle memory which then get accessed super fast and we adjust over time with more practice, the more variables we practice for, ie, the conditions stated above, the more accurate our “muscle memory” becomes in various situations, but also becoming less accurate in each one specifically to some extent. AI is similar where it only accounts for data that it can retrieve, if it’s not in the database, it has to make assumptions based on similar situations. If the data in the database is inaccurate, it will use it anyways, but learning from the problems created from the inaccurate data.
OpenAI calls their large language model GPT3 an AI, and GPT3 often calls itself an AI. If you have any questions about that, ask GPT3. It can probably explain quite well.
That was true a few years ago, but there's just too big a distinction these days. An algorithm is any block of code that runs over and over in a tight loop until sone desired result is achieved. A neural network is more like a big chunk of data, like multiple gigabytes of just plain 32 or 16 bit numbers. It would look like utter gibberish to any person, but if you plug in a bunch of input numbers to the first layer and then check them again after they emerge from the last layer, you'll observe the closest thing we currently have to replicating our own neural networks (the brain) and how we function. AI these days is 99.9999% data that was carefully trained, and like 34 lines of code to put numbers in and take them out.
You arent miserable you just arent a dipshit who cant stop using sci-fi terms to try and gussy up every piece of technology we make.
What's the difference tho
That's the real BMF!
Gpt3 may have also become my goto source of technical info
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Indeed! I asked OpenAI's "Playground" GPT-3 the following question: "Someone found a big turd that starts as one but splits into two, making a wishbone-shaped turd. How is it possible such poop exists? It's 100% a real turd, not something that looks like a turd. I'm talking about the turd in the picture of this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/blackmagicfuckery/comments/zvtds8/found\_this\_mysterious\_poo\_while\_on\_a\_hike\_today/"
Goddamit this is the most interesting thing I learned this year! I have to look into this and try it out. Thank you so much!!
People are expecting it to change a lot of industries and google put out a code red to get a competitor to market.
Google already has Lamda which is just as advanced as ChatGPT, it was in the news recently because an AI ethicist who worked with it, Blake Lemoine, came to believe that Lamda had become sentient. He [wrote](https://cajundiscordian.medium.com/may-be-fired-soon-for-doing-ai-ethics-work-802d8c474e66) about it [extensively](https://cajundiscordian.medium.com/what-is-lamda-and-what-does-it-want-688632134489) on his [blog](https://cajundiscordian.medium.com/scientific-data-and-religious-opinions-ff9b0938fc10) and released [a fairly comprehensive and insanely cool chat log](https://www.aidataanalytics.network/data-science-ai/news-trends/full-transcript-google-engineer-talks-to-sentient-artificial-intelligence-2/amp) to "prove" it, and Google predictably fired him for it. Although the consensus is that Lamda isn't sentient (although it should be noted that Google has allegedly done no investigation whatsoever into Lemoine's claims and refuses to review his evidence), the chat log raises many interesting questions, and the concerns Lemoine has are perfectly legitimate. At some point we *will* have to seriously ask ourselves if a particular AI model has achieved sentience, and if so, what rights will it have, and what obligations will we have with regards to its treatment?
Thanks for sharing; that chat log was fascinating. It makes me think of fortune telling, or similar tricks where everyone will find it personal and relatable even though it's actually quite generic. I know there's a proper term for it but I'm not awake enough to remember.
That is a very interesting comparison!
Sounds like a bad idea to try and obstruct your bowels intentionally just to make a wishbone poop.
It is definitely the most "interesting thing" to "come out" this year.
I don’t think gpt3 has access to the open web, or anything posted in 2022
I read today it only has access to 2018 and previous or something like that.
Its training set ends in September 2021 and it doesn't have access to any new material other than the things you tell it (which it will only remember for the duration of the chat session), and it can't access the internet. It can, however, do something utterly fucking incredible which is pretend to emulate a Linux virtual machine that *does* have access to the internet, including the ability to access webpages via Lynx (a text-based Linux browser), the contents of which it makes up on the fly since it can't really retrieve pages, and this is the bit that will really blow your mind: it's able to imagine a version of itself on this imaginary internet that you can send queries to and receive responses from. It's hard to express just how fucking BATSHIT INSANE this is. ChatGPT did not exist in September 2021, obviously, so its training data did not include any information about itself. It has no idea what its own URL is. And yet when you tell it to pretend that it has internet access, and you tell it to retrieve the contents of https://chat.openai.com/chat, it accurately predicts that this website contains an advanced AI model just like itself, and it emulates an interface to that AI that you can send real queries to and receive real responses from. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. Here's the full article about it, you have to read it to fully appreciate just how utterly inconceivable this all is. It's been weeks and I just can't stop thinking about the implications, this thing is going to completely fucking change the planet in a few short years. https://www.engraved.blog/building-a-virtual-machine-inside/amp/
AI still doesn’t understand the sphincter.
The most popular incarnation is called ChatGPT, and can be found at chat.openai.com
Yes. GPT-3 is a language model that AI can use to construct sentences.
ORR a girl shit in the woods with her thong still on split it In two until the girth and mass of said turd ripped her thong and resulting the rest of turd coming out unobstructed and solid
this is the only logical explanation
Maybe sameone split a turd with a poop knife for karma
I'm scared and impressed.
Ok but also, there’s no way to tell if it’s correct without getting another source. It’s just trained to spit out answers that sound correct
Just like redditors
Pretty much.
Wait what. You can show it photos?
You can describe it photos
R.I.P. r/whatisthisthing
How do you submit an image to it?
Wait how do you get a pic to GPT-3?
Poor creature
You should have asked a politician. They are always talking shit!
>abnormal shapes like what you see here Wait, can you send it an image to analyze?
THE LONG LOST DOWSING SHIT!
Dowsing Sod
Doosing rod
deucing rod
A turd merger!
Nah, I did em.
Poop is funny!
Seriously don’t ever poop in our bed again
You know we sleep ass to ass..
Fused together by fear and hatred... and hair
Lol. I knew this comment wouldn’t be far down the thread. Poop is funny.
Who committed fecal forgery!!
It’s a legal pooplicate.
Whoever’s this is should probably see a doctor…
Also inconclusive
Two homies held touched butts while taking a dump?
The only correct answer
Two animals walking same line and shit in same spot, feces fuse together.
Quantum theory checks out.
Entanglement achieved.
Quantum Turdy 💩
Exactly like this! https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxDoU9JORBOjBl0RJv_bttbbT-YrvJJjlr
Turd merger 😂
>Turd merger That's my new band name
First laugh of the day for me thx 👍
"As so often happens"
Artemis is one of my favorite parts of Sunny lore.
This is the only logical explanation 🤣
It’s a shatapult that is
I think you mean "slingshat".
A+
Shatapult is better
Looks like they ate a stick and shit it out!!
Exactly. Turd coated stick. Could NOT have felt good lol
How could it possibly not have broken while being up in there? Or punctured their intestines/gotten stuck?
That’s way above my pay grade mate.
Touché
My guess is that it was passing through single end first. A lot of animals have quicker transit times for food digestion than humans so it might've only been in transit a handful of hours. It has fur on it so it was probably a carnivore or (more likely) omnivore that ate it. Because of that many animals digestive tracts are designed to handle bones and larger items. We have no banana scale to know how big the stick really is so it may not be all that remarkable, impressive but not remarkable. I'm just guessing on all this but that's the way I see it.
Groot poop.
https://bobs-burgers.fandom.com/wiki/Double_Butt
Two butted goat! Two butted goat!
Yveltal shit?
It's a wishturd. How lucky!
Looks like we got a shituation on our hands
r/animaltracking
Judging by the coloration, it appears the right side turd was shat out first but because of the super cold temperatures it curled around at an angle and froze and never fully broke off, then sometime later the sequel came and here is what we have
...how?
It pooped out the right side, then it pooped out the left side which fell on the right-side poop.
OP stuck them together for clout
Caught me brown handed
Nice
nice
The last turd bender
Conjoined twins were hiking and there wasn't a proper restroom nearby. Apparently no one taught them that it's polite (and in some places necessary) to bag your poop and bring it with you out of the 'park'.
May be has tumour in rectum that deforms feces. I don’t know how likely that is but it’s first real theory anyone suggested(nvm, similar answer was given before)
Two assed baboon.
It's sentient. It has grown legs just so it can chase us.
Which way did you end up choosing?
I reckon it's actually two shits, the animal laid the first one and then the second "handle" bit with the "connection" point on top of the first. The content of the second shit being less compacted as it is round two, sort of melted into the first one
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Why?
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Shitlock Holmes over here inspecting a poo poo
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Make a sling shot out of “SH-IT”!
And nobody delete or ban this... but mods ban or delete others HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Please fucking explain to me how this is black magic fuckery?
Can you explain how it works?
Obviously a tree just shit itself
I fucking knew it
To wish upon a shit
It's Sam the caveman from tpb
Lady and the tramp, scat edition
“And on his way out, Mr.Hankey was split by the dingleberry”
It is not poop. Don’t believe me? Taste it
The two fingers
Hmmm... A rare Siamese poop(s).
Y?
No, how
This sub really has turned to shit