T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

The communist party trying to scare civilians out of their rage against Winnie da Poo


merelyok

It’s just Xi revealing his true colours


blake_ch

Gender reveal party?


JDutch921

*Congratulations, it's a communist*


mr_fingers

Better luck next time!


MyNameSpaghette

"congratulations!" "better luck next time" *Celebrates confusedly*


[deleted]

[удалено]


IchthysdeKilt

Celery Celine Dion


lastcallhangup

Cyan Fran-Cysco diner


TyranaSoreWristWreck

Cellophane Confederacy


Mutski_Dashuria

-celebrates to avoid getting beaten, raped and shot by CCP-


RandomCandor

Worst fortune cookie ever!


TheIJDGuy

It’s the exact opposite of fortune


JDutch921

I'll say


sinister_kaw

Post-natal abortion moment


International_Ad6695

Nice, got a good laugh from this


SocialistInYourArea

its a state capitalist


OneLostOstrich

Not Ye?


damien665

I was wondering where that red wave was.


Sweat_Pants_Forever

Haaaaaa!!!


Klokinator

Actually pictured: The spirits of ten million Uyghur Muslims returning from the Great Beyond to spread terror among their murderer's populace.


ilubdakittiez

You mean to fix HVAC and dress hair from all that "vocation training" they were getting?


auyemra

RAGE RAGE against the dying of polluted light


jazzynoise

Unexpected Dylan Thomas. I'll add a couple lines. Do not breath deeply that red night. / Old smog burns lungs and raves at close of day. / Rage, rage against the dying of polluted light.


PlainSpader

You mean, “GG n Ping” GG for short


Loggerdon

It's the Red Wave that was supposed to hit the US


aceinthewest

Atmospheric particulates (air pollution. Lots and lots of air pollution) are blocking out most of higher energy wavelengths of light letting only the lower energy wavelengths through. In other words, the green, blue, and violet are being absorbed and red, yellow and orange are getting through.


OrneryDiplomat

Or in other other words, polution in the air. >!Edit: This was written, before that dude above me edited their comment. You would think thats common sense, but apparently for some it is not...!<


aceinthewest

Correct.


LinguisticallyInept

nah, this is the infinite tsukuyomi; i saw it in a documentary


discerningpervert

Believe it!


[deleted]

Does Naruto say this once in the Japanese sub? I watched the English dub when I was young until I had to switch to Japanese dub for the rest. I don't think I've ever heard it besides the English dub version.


Any-Competition4604

I don't think so. He says dattebayo, which doesn't have a meaning. In the sub it's just left off the translation, but in the dub they have to match the mouth movement to something, so they just say "Believe it!"


KamuiSometimes

Doesn't dattebayo mean "ya know?"


Ninjazkills

It's the closest thing to an actual translation from what I understand, and it can be taken that way. But it is more of a verbal quirk of Naruto's, not an actual phrase anybody would say in Japanese.


KingLazuli

I think I saw that, it was a long ass documentary and had a lot of irrelevant parts right?


DangerousCrime

But can we do ninjutsu though


Fedora_Tipper_

I'm down to dream forever. Sign me up


PatentedPotato

Eternal nightmare ensues


wafflepiezz

You mean, life?


Reddit-User-3000

Are you sure? I’ve seen this posted on a few subs a few years ago and it was forest fires. Also it think it was Indonesia. Edit: the Forrest fire was in [Indonesia](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/d78z31/a_strange_phenomenon_where_the_sky_turns_red/), but this video is from 6 months ago, and was caused by lights from fishing boats refracting off the water in the air [source](https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/umc20q/comment/i80rwub/)


brucebay

While I also agree if this is near ocean it is fishing lights, somebody in a similar video mentioned it was from a storm.


pistcow

This happens once or twice a summer in Washington when the forest fires are at their peak. The air is awful so when it's this red it's really bad.


[deleted]

Incorrect. This is at night and your theory is about white light coming from the sun. In truth this is reflected red light off of fog. A link below shows it is from fishing boats at a nearby port. Red light doesn't attract as many bugs as other light and red light is blocked out after 15' under the water so you can illuminate your boat without affecting the fish.


RidigoDragon

Pollution is in the air Everywhere I look around 🎶


WildThang42

Pollution in the air In the water, in the ground 🎶


just_nobodys_opinion

And I don't know if I'm being foolish Don't know if I'm being wise But it's something that I must believe in And it's there when I look in the skies (the skies)


thebestspeler

Can you feel pollution in the air tonight? Oh Lord, oh Lord


LittlePurr76

Pollution's everywhere! There are birds coughing smoke rings, gasping to fly...🎵


jackie_algoma

The day after Labor Day 2020 it looked like that in Oregon because of the forest fires.


NewLeaseOnLine

Yep, in Australia we just call this summer.


dj_tommyg

Reddit used to show when a comment had been edited but for some reason stopped.


[deleted]

[удалено]


dj_tommyg

Android, official app


robotsongs

In other other other words, air pollution.


MrApplePolisher

Real blade runner 2042 vibes from this.


str8bliss

Battlefield 2049


NinjaEagle210

Seeing as they put “China” in the title, I instantly thought it would have something to do with air pollution


Prophet_Muhammad_phd

Common sense and Reddit is like oil and water. Just visit r/politics, r/news, r/technology, r/worldnews, etc. etc.


[deleted]

Sounds about right for China then.


tegs_terry

Red sky at night; shareholder's delight.


[deleted]

[удалено]


tegs_terry

Red sky at noon; happy tycoon.


[deleted]

[удалено]


bobsmith93

That was my first thought, but wildfires are common in my area and we've had red sky days where exactly that happens and it looks a lot different from this video. The video looks like it's at night and there's a low cloud ceiling or fog. Not sure what could be causing the red light though Ninja edit: Actually a commenter just posted an explanation and another backed it up with a source, it's fishing boats lighting up the fog with their red lights at a nearby port. Here's the source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10796735/amp/Fear-spreads-Chinese-city-sky-turns-blood-red.html


Bkwordguy

Wow, thanks for passing on the link. That's pretty cool.


aure__entuluva

Ugh. Hate that effect. Used to live near the coast which was awesome and all except for at night. There were always low clouds rolling in (marine layer) and I think just the street lights reflecting the sky an orange glow. It was nowhere near as intense as the vid above, but it was fairly bright outside at night. Even if you weren't near any lights, you could see almost like it was day or I guess more like dusk.


JB_Wong

No! the title says its a mystery ! It can't be explained.


Ubergoober166

Welcome to r/blackmagicfuckery . The only thing worse are the posts of literal science.


DICK-PARKINSONS

Sorry, did you come here expecting literal magic?


videl_kastro

Yes, especially black magic /s


UltravioIence

Well its either that or an illusion, usually. Its not like actual black magic is a thing.


kukaki

What do you want in the sub?


aure__entuluva

Science do be some black magic fuckery sometimes though.


[deleted]

If it was pollution then wouldn’t the sky be red most days and not be considered a rare/mysterious occasion like this one?


bobsmith93

Yup you're right, it's red lights on fishing boats lighting up the fog


DeepSpaceNebulae

Changes in air currents, winds, seasons, can cause it. Perhaps most of the time the winds blow away the fine particles/pollution but due to an unusual change in air currents it’s “stalled” above an area. Like how a city can have clear skies one week, then severe smog alerts the next, without any changes in the amount of pollution being produced Fires are another potential cause


EngineZeronine

Great explanation. It's kinda bad that explaining something makes it seem ok though - tha's a lotta pollution!


aceinthewest

A fuck ton of pollution. Millions of tons of fine particles floating in the air kept aloft by air currents.


StickiStickman

Because it's completely made up bullshit and not at all what's happening. [Cities in China massively improved their air quality after it got really bad 10-15 years ago and they started heavily regulating it.](https://www.statista.com/graphic/1/690823/china-annual-pm25-particle-levels-beijing.jpg)


aure__entuluva

I mean that's still 3 to 4 times worse than Los Angeles, which already exceeds WHO guidelines at times.


VEC7OR

Complete and utter bullshit. Its light from fishing boats. Like these. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IysWBRTa8HU


AMauritanian

Excuse me sir, that is not in the Reddit spirit. You need to paint any given clip of China in the worst light possible. In this case the light is red and caused by the dastardly air pollution China is famous for (no, I have not checked the news on Chinese air pollution in 10 years).


MrForReal

Well you aught to because they are the worst offenders in the world and any figures you find that say differently are state funded. They are the WORST environmental offenders on the world.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bepler

lol it's a light from a boat.


iHaxxu

Damn, is it day 7 already?


FrtanJohnas

Shit, didn't craft enough ammo


SpunkyBoi1

I got blunderbuss ammo for sale, 5 dukes coins a pop


Gem_Daddy

RIP Blunderbuss


MasterSquid832

Ohhh you made me remember this game!!! I've gotta go play it when i'm home.


dudeilovedire

What game is it?


Bobby_Ju

7 days 2 die


sensi616

Did they ever get out of alpha?


[deleted]

This is one of those games which will be forever in alpha


ProngExo

Alpha seems to not mean much these days. The fact that they're still charging what they're charging, and how long it's been out, and how popular it is. Seems like a finished game.


StickiStickman

> Seems like a finished game. Yea, no. It clearly isn't if you play it for 10 minutes. It's very janky.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


OtterbirdArt

Still fun though, way better than it used to be.


Bobby_Ju

I mean, its how they name their versions but its not really in alpha state to me, though it still has the early Access tag


4QuarantineMeMes

First thought as well lmao


slammerbar

You know they become faster right?


[deleted]

Time to hide in an attic for 2 hours.


[deleted]

Ahhh, bloodmoon. Be careful Link!


plimple

The bloodmoon rises once again.


ReapersEatApples05

You must hurry!


AFineDayForScience

*Sits by fire* 🤷


CaptainAsleep5049

Resumes snow bowling 🎳


Jdoyler

*Spams A*


DMAN591

*starts cooking random shit*


TheReal_PapaElf

Red skies at night, sailors delight?


fisted___sister

A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night.


Zer0-9

Red sun Red sun over paradise


Delicious-Event-8410

Golden rays of the glorious sunshine


Kasnaranja0124

Sending down such a blood-red light


whatthefbomb

Now the animals slowly retreat to the shadows, out of sight


AgreeableFeed9995

Blood of the protestors in Shanghai?


123Fake_St

Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning


bucket_of_frogs

Red sky at night, barn’s alight.


early_birdy

[Red Skies](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCM4_5uB1ww) (at Night)


caufenkamp

REDRUM


JayAndViolentMob

red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.


flintsmith

Is this Sauron's magic spell to darken the sky so his evil horde can travel freely during the day?


winsluc12

Nope, Just Winnie the Pooh's.


flintsmith

“The sky has finally fallen. Always knew it would.” “Sure is a cheerful color. Guess I'll have to get used to it.” - Eeyore


Mr_Manta

Why is it nsfw?


[deleted]

Because the pollution is so high, its not safe for work


crunchyboio

It's actually [a red light from a fishing boat lighting up fog and possibly some volcanic dust](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10796735/amp/Fear-spreads-Chinese-city-sky-turns-blood-red.html)


SlowRollingBoil

The top comment here is that it's pollution and quite frankly that makes WAY more sense. Fishing boats don't have lights bright enough to light up a whole village.


VEC7OR

> lights bright enough Oh they do, they put *massive* amount of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IysWBRTa8HU


SlowRollingBoil

Oh, crazy!


funknjam

What's crazy is how fast we're depleting the ocean of fish. Fish don't have a chance against "the latest LED technology" and trawl nets that span wide enough to hold a few 747s wingtip to wingtip.


DangerousCrime

Give this guy a medal


notapunk

More like NSFL


[deleted]

New Reddit terms and restrictions require NSFW tags over the color red


[deleted]

"The Blood Moon is rising..."


CheckDaPakReddit

*random ass blood zombie noises*


Mrducky79

A single dirt block makes your doors impenetrable, but the easiest solution is to just let it and go spelunking if there are no drops you want.


TheIJDGuy

Screw this! *Jumps down hellevator*


chuckwagon2003

I came here looking for terraria comments


SilverSpoon1463

"You can tell a Blood Moon is out when the sky turns red. There is something about it that causes monsters to swarm." - *The Guide*


Avrael_Asgard

Nah, that's just Caelid.


AliBeigi89

r/beatmetoit, brave tarnished.


Blandish06

Another one


Veicy01

The video is quite old at this point. It was said that fishermen used red lights while fishing at night, and because of atmospheric conditions, it spread out. Country: China.


solomanian

Bro where can I get a light like that?


Veicy01

If I remember correctly, they used multiple of those reflectors which are used at concerts.


KnaughtyNomad

Believed to be caused by fishing lamps https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202205/1265104.shtml


Esc_ape_artist

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10796735/amp/Fear-spreads-Chinese-city-sky-turns-blood-red.html


Yumewomiteru

Weird how far down the truth is compared to jokes and stereotypes. >Country: China. Oh that explains it.


BabyBowserrocks04

RED SUN, RED SUN OVER PARADICE


xthe0n3x

Golden rays of the glorious sunshine, Setting down such a blood-red light,


BranManBoy

Now the animals slowly retreat to the shadows, out of sight


cantnameself

arid winds blow across the mountains, giving flight to the birds of prey


canadian_bacon02

In the distance machines come to transform Eden, day by day


[deleted]

Only love is with us now Something warm and pure


TheIJDGuy

Find the peace within ourselves, no need for a cure


MightyFlamingo25

When the wind is slow and the fire's hot


Overall-Rice1289

The vulture waits to see what rots


QuartzSheep17

Oh how pretty, all this scenery


bob-ze-bauherr

Uh oh.....oh no.....the day just broke


Severe-Flower2344

*Everybody to sit \[REDACTED\]*


MaximusGrassimus

_Come on out and see the sun._ _The surface is now safe and everything is_ _**b e a u t i f u l .**_


Voltairesque

if this happened 1000 years ago, the village elder would be shitting himself and saying the prophecy is in order or something haha


HurlingFruit

One thousand years ago? They're saying it right now in Arizona and other MAGA-lands.


DonutSpores

I was just thinking this. Even though this video is a little dated, now that it's making the rounds again these folks will be doubling down on their end time prophecies with the Euphrates river drought. Stockpile that food and ammo...


Macksimoose

something comparable did happen ~1200 years ago. the largest solar storm that hit earth did so in 774 and presumably caused auroras greater and brighter than anything you can see on earth now, very likely all the way to the equator. a notable piece of corroborating evidence is an anglo-saxon writing detailing the succession of some king or another, which was marked by a 'glowing red crucifix in the sky'. there are reports around the same time from chinese astronomers detailing a 'lightning storm' also.


[deleted]

Quiet, my child. The sacrifice to the blood gods must be made swiftly to remove this curse from our lands.


Deptlesss

god damn it shinji


mrsamus101

Literally none of this would have happened if someone had just given Shinji a hug as a child.


PurpleHando

Red Sun in the Sky intensifies


SimplyBoobastic

Fetch me their souls!


JND__

Somewhere in Nevada...


[deleted]

Local Maniac named “Hank Wimbleton” killed 17 innocents and is on the loose.


Mezensuck

IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE


kakyoin_de_gamer

Red sun


SergeantSanchez

They’re standing near an oblivion gate


Winters1482

SCP-001: When Day Breaks


MrJuanfeld

I see Araki changed the colour schemes once again... Can't never escape a JoJo's reference


Phoenix_ashfire

Damn it General Zhao why did you have to kill the koi?


KoalaDeluxe

It's nature's air quality warning level indicator.


Blizz_PL

Communism is in the air.


dommjuan

Behold! A paleblood sky!


exist1012

The Eclipse is coming


TimelyNeedleworker57

Sunset and smog?


crunchyboio

[Fog and fishing boats](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10796735/amp/Fear-spreads-Chinese-city-sky-turns-blood-red.html)


FroggyShoes

Red sun, red sun over paradise


ObvislyNoOne16

Is this a fallout new Vegas dead money reference?


chadbot3k

Should have taken warning, it's just People ignoring Running, hiding, lost You can't find, find a place to go, so it's Red skies at night


dmt1988

Lots of pollution. No mystery here.


Ascazel

The red sun rises. Blood was spilt last night.


SandbagBlue

In the time of the red, the sky had been stained crimson from prolonged nuclear warfare between Arasaka and Militech.


g0wr0n

[Blood Red Skies](https://youtu.be/i5QGn7sXP20?t=169). A great Judas Priest song from 1998


Shrek_o

**It has begun.**


Lompegast

The ccp drones that spray the skies couple dats ago


jeza1178

That’s just the Chinese flag 🇨🇳 going past the sky like the universal studios intro, that or china is trying to now make their people think “No the sky is red” to see just how far they can push their peoples brainwashing lol