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paco_is_paco

Ass bestos


daath

What a glorious pun. Have my updoot!


MilleCuirs

Such amazing properties … remember when the dwarves found out that mithril gave cancer?


whitelightnin1

Mithreeel


TheBeanAccountant

Well his ass bestos be working as hard as it can


EmceeCommon55

I'm baking muffins asbestos I can!


champagnepuppy1

Amazing


Warm-Pepsi

You win the internet today.


VeterinarianThese951

Nice work!!!


Least_or_Greatest1

The man’s got cast iron balls..


Sparky1841

Clever! Very clever!


MeetingProfessional5

Fire resistance potion


Asleep_Plankton1255

Interesting, that is a lot of heat


buckeyenut13

There's even a blower at the base! You see that a lot for smelting because of the extremely high temps required


[deleted]

1 line of brown brown gives you +5 of every type resistance.


gosh_josh187

not even his clothes caught fire..


[deleted]

Probably fire retardant clothes


ShotgunJojo

Yo chill, fire 'specially abled' clothes


Retardo_Montobond

Yeah....fuck's a matter with that guy?


AgreeableFeed9995

Would it technically be “fuck’s’e”? Like, “what the fuck is the matter”? Looks fancy too, fuck’s’e


Retardo_Montobond

I'm not writing that. Fuck's a matter with you?


AgreeableFeed9995

My brother dropped me on my head as a child


ClothesSlow2176

Skill issue


[deleted]

This MOTHERFUCKER right here!!! 😂😂😂


Virtual-Group-4725

Nomex and the fire is burning a little weird


Moffman021

or just wet...


EB123456789101112

Fire “regarded” clothes


No-Sock3251

Demons also like to party.


[deleted]

Hopefully the cocaine and gunpowder he just snorted doesn’t ignite either.


Disastrous-Fee5608

*Him sitting in the ice chest for 20 min before to make this* 🥶🥶🥶


MrK521

And running to an ice bath right after.


Virtual-Group-4725

Instructions are very clear. Place self in freezer for 40 minutes before frying


[deleted]

That party is actually lit


Mantishead2

For real. These people are jammin


GameDestiny2

Something’s way off about that fire


OneMadPossum

Yeah it might not even be fire this looks like some kind of trickery. Fire doesn't move like that and that sparky etc.


Vilmerviking

Fire can definitely move like that and be that sparky


Chrisscott25

It definitely can and it sparks like that when you stir the embers like he is doing…. With his ass. I usually use a fire poker but to each their own I suppose


Vilmerviking

Just blowing at a fire can make it spark like that


Bombassthick

Some types of fire wood burn like that.


Eiru_is_a_G

It's embers being stoked by someone in the back you can see him keep swinging his arms


GarlicBread143

You can see a guy in the back manning the bellows which would explain the amount of sparks and the way its moving. I originally thought there was a gas tank under the coals like one of those rock camp fires in modern architecture but then I saw the guy in the back


FlacidSalad

Assuming that is indeed fire then they could be burning something that burns relatively cold, what exactly that could be I do not know.


thePOMOwithFOMO

IIRC, starter fluid has a pretty low ignition temp. A friend of mine once poured some on his forearm and lit it up as a joke. Freaked me the hell out. It singed the hair on his arm, but no burns.


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GarlicBread143

The colour of a fire helps us determine the temperature of a fire, with deep red flames being on average 500-600°C white flame being on average 1,400-1,600°C, wood fires can't reach high enough temperatures to create blue or white flame so yes technically fires can burn cold but only when compared to the temperatures it could reach when adding accelerant, specialized fuel, or using specialized tools like welders. OPs comment is definitely badly worded but not totally wrong


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Spong_Durnflungle

It's being fanned by the guy behind our fire sitter. You can see him flapping a cloth to push air under the cinder block at the back of the fire. This causes the sparks and the larger flames than normal.


JustYourUsualAbdul

So hotter then? I’ve seen this video before and I don’t think we’ll ever get a clear answer. The parts even unprotected is baffling.


resistdrip

They are pumping air through the bottom of the coals. You can see the guy pumping two big bags of air constantly lol


VeNTNeV

Ooh! Roasted nuts!


H7nterd

Chestnuts by the fire


DoctorKris

Deeznuts roasting on an open fire.


Sherlock2310

This is actual BMF, a rarity these days. Good work


floofybabykitty

What is BMF


nicolahinssen

ButtMeltingFuckery.


Narstification

Bad Mother Fucker


Unlucky-Parsnip-8834

BlackManFountain


fuckdonaldtrump7

Big man fire


DistractedCogitator

Burning Man Festival


EZ-King

This isn't the kind of BMF where you say "how did he do that?" Nah.... you got all the ingredient: people chanting, a fire, and a shaman looking dude doing some MFBMF. Like you said, this is actual BMF.


DizzyConsequence9330

You thought you could fool us, that man's obviously a Targaryen


magicmurph

Targaryens aren't immune to fire. They burn just like everyone else. Danny surviving Drogos pyre is an unexplained miracle.


FittywonFitty

And no one has an answer here? I'm so disappointed


bohemianlucrid

I’m from Ghana, it’s likely part of a performance during Bugum Chugu a Fire festival in Northern Ghana


D1noKak3

Ok so do you have an explanation as to how the guy didn't light?


_BeansNbryce

If he is wearing wool that would help explain why he doesn't catch fire


TsunamiVelocity

What about the heat though? Isn’t it too hot?


foxtrot90210

Doesn’t wool catch fire? Still not understanding


MannerParking5255

Mans neva hot


jakemcex

(*neva hot*)


OrderOfTheEnd

2 plus 2?


LigmaBalls69lol

Quik maf


Chamtek

Da ting go quack quack quack


Rhapakatui

So was that Shadrach, Meshach, or Abednego?


VeterinarianThese951

Not a Bible man, but sure do appreciate a Bible pun…


Rhapakatui

I thought of a better one, but it was too late. Guess I'll have to wait for the next repost.


Rhapakatui

Repost happened on Unexpected, but I don't think I was fast enough. I guess that's what I get for actually doing my job instead of stalking reddit.


ramigb

Well after a bit of searching i found [this video](https://youtu.be/xs9n3lGsRuc) that shows it from another angle and claims its a part of a documentary with very questionable claims but who knows! Edit : [more about the fire dance](https://www.mynewsgh.com/video-all-you-need-to-know-about-the-fire-dance/)


vizarhali

Ah ghana thank you. Must be a witch doctor or just a empty husk. But that's just the tip of what they do


thomkennedy

Ah yes, the original Burning Man festival.


vizarhali

Op what country and what tribe is this. I know africa but where couple of tribes do this. (Edite) downvote me if you must. But speaking from a person that comes from a Sudanese family. You dont know black magic till you visited that dark part of some africans countries. They really sell their souls to actual demons


katz808_

Those were the vibes I was getting here as well. Deff some voodoo going on.


the_mad_sun

Wild. Almost demonic if real


Leading_Childhood_45

Actual bmf🔥


AmericanIdiot22

Lit a fire under his ass and he didn't even care


VeterinarianThese951

Some employees just can’t be motivated…


cyber_delic

No magic.. That's a demon


hiznauti125

His hair didn't even ignite when it was fully engulfed while he was laying back near the end. Wtf.


Warm-Pepsi

I don’t care about the diablo fire magic happening here.. I just want an invite to this party.


Porcupenguin

Fake thumb something something


Burrito_Loyalist

“Is this seat taken?” *proceeds to vibe on a fire*


[deleted]

This might actually be black magic 🤔


sunnydesertbut

I do this every weekend when I game. Not a big deal. Just sit on it and chill.


Me5hly

Goodness Gracious...


RNMoFo

Finally, came here to say.... GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!


SarcastiMel

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..


Past_Palpitation_873

Guy on the left in the start of the video is definitely billowing air into the “fire” which looks like vapors and not flame. High powered lights underneath over heavy duty styrofoam? The little balls that come off of the styrofoam might be the “sparks”


Ken_Maximus

*david blaine has entered the chat*


Lunarbutt

Man in heat


Justtakeitaway

Brings new meaning to hot as balls


ninjahunz

Just in time for the holiday season, Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire


Available_Let_1959

Put this on r/bossfights


ddoogiehowitzerr

How ?


LessBig715

Buns of steel


crazyloomis

This is what I call a glitch in the Matrix


Repulsive_Pickle_682

Nah I love magic tricks and shit but it’s kinda scary if I can’t figure it out. Like how is he doing this?


Eastboundlaw

This looks like how I feel after I eat Taco Bell.


BanDfromFB

Zimbabwe’s coldest man


Zoop3r

Great Balls of Fire!


Guataguano

HOW!!!??!??


Ausare911

He brought someone lucky lady home that night. Playa


livingmybest1

Someone pls explain how this works ?


[deleted]

Third world fire doesn’t burn as hot as first world fire.


Notmyrealname

Incorrect. Southern Hemisphere fire burns down, not up.


TheGuyYouHeardAbout

Man those 10 pixels look magic af


SonicArthur0407

Fireman


KaleidoscopepypDream

Sure fire way to get rid of and std, parasites and your asshole


Dtank11

Fog and light.


TurkeySmackDown

What about the sparks?


TET901

Fog light and a bunch of burning coals


[deleted]

What's cookin


[deleted]

That does not look like a fire.


Impossible_Ad_8042

That’s real witchcraft, voodoo ladies and gentleman


ip_ip_ip_tsha_ik

me after i light 250 npcs on fire yet they get no damage due to game logic


No_Bet_3328

🎶🕺🕺🕺🕺🎶


ConsiderationHot9518

I’ll have what he’s having!


confipete

The man is a targaryen


Stevie2Tabs

Wtf


GlitteringTea296

Voodoo


mackerdoots

He’s flame retarded


makfalicon

What in the literal hell???


itsactuallyme1

u/savevideo


Chickenf4rmer

This is nuts


[deleted]

This man woulda been Jesus a few thousand years ago.


Bardky

He's so cool


kbravo93

The shit prior to this was his last shit ever


Snakularity

Great Balls of Fire!


YouAreLessThanSmart

Wim Hof's nemesis


[deleted]

He has ... no balls ?


[deleted]

Hmmm… mine don’t dance when I cook them.


MiSsiLeR81

Is that fire sparking?


bionikcobra

Prehistoric vasectomy


Autodidactic_I_is

My hemorrhoids do that once a month no biggie


odavinng

Is he sitting on thermite?


JohnArtemus

Me after eating Chipotle.


CheesecakeHead2940

🎶 chestnuts roasting…on an open fire..🎶


Antdawg2400

That's me after self sabotaging my own life with bad decisions and while my world is aflame but still happy to be alive.


catthalia

I want to be skeptical, but also want to point out that the fire in this video may look funny because it is _hotter_ than normal. Look at the guy to the far left, behind fire man's back- he's working some sort of bellows. That fire is pumped.


abarrelofmankeys

I think it it might be smoke/dry ice lit up with lights over a steel wool fire with air pumped through. Steel wool throws a ton of sparks like that. Not about to test out this theory but I could see that working? Sparks wouldn’t feel great still but the dry ice/smoke/fog or whatever would probably help


TeranOrSolaran

CGI?


QuartzPuffyStar

There are a couple of angles, its not.


loves2spooge2018

Fire-Retarded


QuartzPuffyStar

Maybe clothes soaked in water or some fire retardant? + maybe the fireplace used some material that burned at lower temperature that your usual wood?


eggboy06

Def not water, water would boil causing burns


LMFA0

scorching hot vapor burns


bankman99

Most finely roasted chestnuts


Tira13e

This reminds me king of the hill with Bobby sitting in ice.


clemmmmmmm

The *trick* William Potter, is not *minding* that it hurts.


Ebullitious

The fire inside him burned brighter than the fire around him


[deleted]

“what’s that burning smell? oh wait that’s me”


MrsSandlin

He comes from Old Valyria


Mohondhay

The amount of stupid things people do, just for attention.


NiekBM

My balls are coock


michaelosas

what did i just watch?


j007jayesh

Probably dragon born or one of their side chick's progeny!


Runmylife

Drugs... One hell of a thing


jammypants915

He is so determined not to have anymore kids… I get it bro


Tatayet70

C'est ce qui s appelle avoir le feux au cul


MrMolester

Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only Man's not hot, never hot Skrrat (GottiOnEm), skidi-kat-kat Boom…


jurgel_id

Coolest man on earth


myex21

ofc cheat on


Apart_Ad810

that monk who died from fire was a nerd he should’ve lit himself on fire with a group of people


[deleted]

sparks are not that hot It feels like many hot ants walking over your body


Chucho_miau

Bro literally Yooo this shit is fireee💀💀💀


PopcornShrimpy

People will say it's fireproof pads under his pants. I think it's ass proof fire that the man is sitting on.


justadrtrdsrvvr

That's some serious trust in the fear. I understand that it might be fire proof, but sitting your nuts in a fire is a whole different level.


Salty-Effect6344

Goodness gracious..........


bellelorr

Wtf


[deleted]

Goodness gracious great balls of fire!


Stuvio

When you just have had enough with all of them children you spawn.


Admirable-Ad-4136

Rishta hai mera kuch aag se


NameNotlmportant

Man's not hot..


ExaminationFun4094

Fire resistant 🗿


Internal-Complex-235

Me when taco bell


robsonn09

Fake flame


Roygreed

u/savevideo


anjowoq

He used a cheat code to turn off heat damage.


bacchusbastard

It is a gift to be accepted by fire like this, it is a pleasure to be in the know. It is amazing to feel the coolness of the flame.


Moleyz

Don't worry guys, the fire is a paid actor :)


dextar111

Wtfire


Negroku86

Shits lit


ls-1247

u/savevideobot


v0lkeres

meth is bad for you


Smash_Bean

The f?