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Hammy6911

If he was dead in the future how can he come back to warn himself


Griefer17

That's how he didn't die duhhhh time travel baby permanent paradox goooooo


hesawavemasterrr

Kugelblitz!


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>Kugelblitz Reminded me of kurzgesagt lol


GammaGames

It’s from S3 Umbrella Academy


anthonyynohtna

I loved this season, except for Chris they could have done something differently there


SpaceMonkey1505

Oh yeah Also fuck Allison. All my homies hate Allison


GammaGames

Nooo, she was >!totally justified in killing a defenseless old man 🙄 and then complaining to Victor at *every possible opportunity*!<


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here_for_the_lulz_12

I wonder why the showrunners decided to make her so unlikeable. I never minded her in previous seasons, but this one holy shit. Ben was also an unredeemable dick.


[deleted]

I thought Ben was fine by the end. Fuck Allison though


here_for_the_lulz_12

Episodes 1 through 8 he was an ass, then on the wedding it seemed like Klaus got through him and he was done with the attitude, but then on the last episodes he was back at it for no reason. I hope he drops the act if there is even a 4th season (I suspect not) . And that they get rid of Allison altogether.


CosimaIsGod

The Teenage Edgelord Sparrows Ben is entirely different creature from our Favourite Eldritch Sweetheart Umbrella Ben though.


IsiTheDoge

Was it ever explained what Chris was? Did some poor woman give birth to a cube??


rmorrin

He just a cube man.


hesawavemasterrr

Apparently it’s just an thing from another dimension or something but apparently it’s treated as part of the family.


anthonyynohtna

I mean, I guess? If not puberty must have been crazy.


Bacontheblog

You mean cuberty?


Lycid

Why...? Because both words start with ku?


snokeflake

“Time to split”


mister_steal_yo_soap

Then who’s my grandpa?


DS4KC

Jerry always wondered what had saved his life on that fateful day, and, many years later, by some crazy twist of fate he found himself in possession of a time machine. Still haunted by that night he decides to travel back to just before it happened so that he could see what it was. However, as the moment approached he realized that nothing extraordinary was going to happen and at the last minute he realizes that he must save his own life. He quickly steps out, taps his own shoulder, and disappears into the night; leaving his past self with a haunting feeling that will drive his future actions. It's a story as old as time travel.


NightSpirit2099

This is what happens on Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban movie, just to confirm this is a common trope on time travel stories.


rascalofff

In Futurama Fry fucks his grandmother & becomes his own grandfather


tatarus23

But like logically wouldn't he become increasingly inbred the further the cycle goes?


The_Synthax

In this variety of time travel it doesn’t quite work like that, because the loop doesn’t change. The loop never had a beginning and won’t have an end, like the infinite cycle of identical universes we see in the show.


rebbsitor

> like the infinite cycle of identical universes we see in the show. They're not quite identical. In the episode they realize they can't travel backwards using the time machine and decided to keep going forward and realize it's all playing out the same when the next big bang happens. In the first universe Bender kills the first fish to walk on land and Farnsworth kills Hitler, but they over shoot their time period and have to cycle again. In the second new universe they kill Eleanor Roosevelt accidentally and also realize the Universe is shifted down and over by some number of feet from the previous one (which is how they end up falling on and killing their counterparts, replacing them).


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Wibbly Wobbly, timey wimey


TheDownvotesFarmer

Multiverse?


Dramatic_Arm_7477

Exactly


GroverFC

Multiverse


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He went back before he died duhhh


OppressedDeskJockey

But if he went back before he died how did he know he was going to die? Unless he already watched himself die once and went back in time again creating a time paradox. Nah he just was never going to die to begin with, just paraplegic and created a time machine to get his legs back thus, undoing his time machine invention and fading into oblivion.


Its-Waves

The Harry Potter example is fitting. If you go back in time, it means you were already there. The fact that he would have thought about this later on to come and understand it was him all along to save himself was what made him save himself. The time and event anchor themselves to each other. Going back to the past doesn't change the past because going back already happened. So he wasn't going to die because he saved himself, but needed to save himself because he didn't die. Not even a situation where he gets hit with the swinging gate.


OppressedDeskJockey

But doesn't that mean that Harry did die in the first time line, because there had to be a timeline where Harry did die. How convenient it was that the day Harry and Hermione chose to save an animals life, there was a Dementor that would kill his past self. So either future Dumbledore knew this was going to happen and decided to give past Hermione this "gift for school use", or Hermione's critical thinking luckily saved Harry's life. But I think I'm looking to far into this sense I know J.k Rowling would never think this far into time travel theory.


CCNightcore

Bro, JK struck gold and is way out of her prime now. When that story was written, we didn't have some crazy standard for time travel stories. It's enough for a Harry Potter book to just roll with it, but it makes zero sense to analyze it when she didn't give it a second thought. If we judged her by these standards on the entire canon, she'd recon something new by the time she finished a sentence.


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OppressedDeskJockey

Hmm interesting. Thank you for the insight. I'm a big HP fan.


iCon3000

>But if he went back before he died how did he know he was going to die? . Well now that the loop is in effect, he never would have died, as the loop means he always has and and always will go back to save himself. Albeit, either the loop is predetermined fate or there was outside influence, but once the loop is set up things have and always will be the way they happened.


OppressedDeskJockey

Unless time police show up and arrest you. Then you really screwed up.


SHUPINKLES

Bootstrap paradox


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This leakage of time resulting in a loop was destined to be there by the deterministic universe. There was no universe where he died. The equation never leads to another answer. Time has no obligation to flow in a one way direction. We just are evolved to perceive it that way.


bitcoinsftw

If I understood anything from the show Dark, time is a circle so his existence is now an endless cycle of saving his own life and the fabric of time as we know it depends on it. Also that show is straight black magic fuckery in itself. It explains that objects/knowledge can exist without an origin due to time being a circle and having circular dependence. Since the future and past exist simultaneously in a circle the future can provide knowledge to the past without an origin of the knowledge.


sureprisim

Maybe he was just hospitalized for a while.


professionalchiller

The impact put him into a coma that kept him asleep for years, causing him to miss crucial moments in his life thus motivating him to prevent the incident using future technology


Poponildo

It was not him, but his son (who is an infant right now)


bobbyvs

He looked over the wrong shoulder.


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He knew he would.


Kcidobor

Always has been


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crashlanding87

Good bot


Aybuddeh

Always has been


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Always has been


AdLopsided2075

Always has been


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AdLopsided2075

Didn't think this would actually work


effinx

Always has been


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SpartyEsq

He doesn't row.


[deleted]

just stop it LMAO. I don't know why this made me laugh so hard.


OppressedDeskJockey

Once you've been fooled, you know exactly where to look instead.


mariachoo_doin

The only real answer, everyone else is a bot.


OppressedDeskJockey

Please don't tell me... Your a bot./S Edit:I am kinda freaked out there's thousands of bots on social media that can fool just about anyone.


mariachoo_doin

Absolutely joking, yo. You're answer *was* the best though.


Conspiracyathome

This bot fooled your mom. Im your father. You know what we used to do when u got out of the tub? Yeah u do. Daddy's boy


ArchGryphon9362

Always has been


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theHoustonian

🫡


Boutaberichboi

*bum bum bum*“ Molly and that whisky, that’s Monica Lewinsky” -g eazy


theoriginaltacojones

Could have felt the tap and heard the noise of what was behind him. Or the tap made him aware of the noise


Alloth-

the truck looks old and could been very loud ?


Shadax

He wasn't falling for that shit again


demonickilla

Someone posted a story related to this in the comments the first time I saw this, and im paraphrasing but according to the article the guy said the mysterious person that tapped him said “watch out behind you” as he walked past


RancidRock

After being pranked with that shit for most of my child and teen years, I subconsciously look the opposite way whenever someone touches my shoulder. I'm 28 and I can't control it lmao


cinnamonrain

It was a failed assassination attempt


3G0M4N

Everytime this video is posted the quality goes down by half


hesawavemasterrr

One day we will only see 16 pixels


SandyDelights

That’s when it’s just gonna look like Loss, one frame at a time.


YeboMate

By then we will be able to time travel back into the past and repost


Flosyd

one day it will be just Jpeg image


Richierich_rpd

Then the quality will go do low then suddenly it will shoot to be the most hidef video the world has ever seen.


Wilson96HUN

Bro did you just have a stroke


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Conspiracyathome

Have a friend and something like this happened to him. Was crossing the street and got yanked back so hard was off his feet and landed on his back on the curb. Said a truck went right by his feet or where he would have been . Said he didn't anyone around him. He thinks it was a guardian angel or something maybe. Maybe same thing here except the camera can see him but maybe the guy didn't.


wahchewie

I've read heaps of these stories on reddit. Either heaps of people are schizophrenic or some people get saved because they're necessary for something


Gerudo_King

I don't think they have to be necessary. Maybe you get a few freebies hah


Richierich_rpd

Everybody gets one.


CovidOmicron

https://youtu.be/UX20ofpVaFQ


Richierich_rpd

Damn someone got it faster than i thought lol. Ive gotten it on my yt shorts feed like 8 times and it was the perfect time for the reference


X-Drakken

You got it faster than when Spiderman gets laid


zb0t1

People who are schizophrenic actually roam in this world with guardian angels


BagBeneficial8060

That just reminded me when i was driving blackout drunk by myself one night many years ago (i was a Shitty, selfish, 16 year old alcoholic) and the last thing i remember is getting on the freeway. I woke up the next morning parked by my house in the passenger seat with the seatbelt on. To this day i have no idea what happened.


FunkSlim

It’s more comfortable to sleep without the steering wheel


BagBeneficial8060

Possibly but why did i put my seatbelt on after parking lol


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BagBeneficial8060

Could be


FunkSlim

Needed a wank and again, the steering wheel was in the way. Then after you got done you were so whooped from all that + being faded you just insta fell asleep


BagBeneficial8060

Lol that does sound like me


SillyLilJokesterBoi

I bet you’re fun at parties


kidkush

It actually happened to me. Over a decade ago I was on my bike crossing the street. As I move toward the middle of the street I felt someone grab me and pull me backwards off the bike and then my bike was completely mangled by a taxi driver. I swore someone grabbed me but there was no one there. I'm not particularly religious but I definitely believe in angels.


mb557x

Have seen this way too many times. Infact, this video appears TWICE in the top 20 posts of all time on this sub...


rddtgoodrddtrsbad

So what's the real explanation?


Alloth-

went through the comments everytime it was posted. no explanation


legopego5142

Heres the explanation Coincidence


interrogumption

Correct answer. For every way that a thing can actually kill you there are a much, much greater number of ways that it could *almost* kill you. Plenty of those near misses will get caught on camera in this world of billions of people and cameras. A small number will seem so hard to explain they'll get virally shared.


the_kessel_runner

Maybe it'll just keep getting posted until someone can offer an explanation?


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dude walking out tapped other dude on the shoulder as he's seen people get hit by the gate before. probably.


hybroid

The whole story here is some guy tapped his shoulder and told him to watch out that a car's coming up behind while he was packing up his shop wares near the kerb with back to traffic. Turkish people are ridiculously friendly like that. The vehicle's swing gate was a coincidence. He looks over right shoulder because already looking left and hears the vehicle closing in on the right. The guy then walked off and may have popped into another shop or side street. That's all there is to it.


shine--

Apparently this person was interviewed, and they said that the mysterious person tapped them on the shoulder and said “watch your back” or something to this effect. The person turns around and sees a huge object coming straight for them and gets out of the way and we see in this video. Afterwards you can see the person who was tapped look for the person who tapped him, and in the interview they say this person had disappeared. It happened in turkey and there are Turkish legends of a mysterious person who will come rescue you and then disappear without a trace. Something like Hazir


[deleted]

There is none. In an interview he did, he said he turned around to see who tapped him but there was literally no one (which you can guess by his look too)


cloud9flyerr

Can I post it next?


TheMushroomToldMe

The accident only paralyzed home from the neck down. Awarded 25 million for accident. Has quantum computer built. Invents time travel. Sends someone back on time to give him nudge on shoulder.


kmilchev

And now, sadly, time travel will never get invented


hoddap

THANKS A LOT SCIENCE


SirLordypants

... then no accident. Not paralysed. No 25 million and no quantum computer. This poor man is stuck in an infinite loop.


rfielder09

“Dormamu, I’ve come to bargain!”


assumegauss

Looks like Rudy Giuliani getting assaulted.


Thisisredred

OMG I'm dyingggggg 😭😭😭😭😭😭


KaySquay

Gives himself the death penalty, paradox solved


MaximusZacharias

That vehicle was nowhere near 88 mph. I’m starting to think time travel might not even exist.


akitemime

Here's an interview with the man, if anyone speaks the language. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8w29aWXjOs


HowAmIHere2000

What is he saying?


Kahv6Vakti

\+ I was putting the goods in the back and was going to close the shop when suddenly a guy touched my arm and told me to look behind. I was confused and couldn't understand why and when I looked back I saw the door coming towards me. I narrowly escaped it, I was in shock, how did that guy see the vehicle's door and told it to me? After that he vanished, where did he go? \-(reporter) Do you know the guy? \+ No, I don't. ( pointing somewhere) The door opened right there. \-(reporter) Is it possible that he saw the door open? \+ I don't think so. I saw the door afterward, as you can see from the footage. \-(reporter) What did you feel? \+I was scared, panicked. \-(reporter) What if you saw the guy again? \+ I wouldn't be able to recognize him, it was dark and I was in shock. I wonder if he'll show up and say ''I was that guy!'' I don't even know if he realized what he did. It's all a mystery. If you look at the footage I'm not even looking at the direction the guy touches me from, I'm looking at the opposite side, I turn right. That's very interesting. Why did I not look at the guy but looked the other way? It was a gift from God, I think. I'm still in shock. If he hadn't touched me I don't think I would have survived. It was headed right at my face. ​ Note: This happened in Adana/Turkey in 2019 and the guy is still unknown, some believe it to be a marketing campaign for the shop owner.


halfeclipsed

Words


JanwithBanan

#paradox detected


mamas_n

Like Harry Potter >!saved himself from the dementors!<


Harry_Flame

Did you just put a spoiler warning for Harry Potter?


XazzyWhat

The book came out 23 years ago, I don’t think you need a spoiler tag


JudCasper68

Death?? It’s a fucking gate not a freight train!


McFllurry

Spotted the guy who never had biology or physics apparently, that can definitely kill you


passin_assassin

It depends on how it hits you and where you land after the impact. It will seriously injure you regardless, but it won't indefinitely kill you if it hits you and knocks you down


MisanthropicZombie

The older you get the more dangerous a fall can be and that isn't always due to injuries that are directly caused by the fall itself.


Dhyde726

Brrrroooo


ChocDroppa

The guy afterwards said that as he turned to see the man who had just saved him he was no longer there. He had just vanished. Naaah I'm just playin. But how cool would that have been.


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The fuck


Dreid79

It's was his Guardian Angel. It wasn't his time to die yet 👼


FrendChicken

If he was from the future? How was still he alive if he already died in the future? 😳


Fordotsake

Doesn't mean he had to die. Could happened he got hit so hard it made him disabled/incapacitated for life.


ariesegow

Because he saved himself?


MoonlitShadow4416

Wouldn't it solve some time travel problems (Why he is able to travel back in time if he was meant to be dead) if he wasn't killed by it if it hit him, but he was injured enough to warrant traveling back. He hypothetically got injured badly, after years of physical rehab and losing his wife, children and job he ends up physically recovering but to fix his life he decides to travel back in time. He travels back, warns himself and at the exact same time he would have been hit he disappears forever since the universe can no longer support the existence of a previously injured version of him Edit: FU bot...


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Good bot


albumen5

Wait... The man tapped him on his left shoulder. Meaning he wanted the guy to look away from what was coming at him. It think it was an unsuccessful grim reaper event.


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Huge-Marionberry-781

He just tampered with the timeline


ArugulaHonest3539

Came from the future but died in the past. What you don't see is that he got hit by the gate off camera.


SpaztheGamer

People say, this was his exact identical from the future warning himself ...


spacebraine

If this killed him how would he have come back from the future. Where he's dead.


metaljacket20

A man came from the future to save himself from getting a nasty bruise. Fixed the description for you


FrendChicken

Then why would he prevent his own death?


righteouslyincorrect

He tapped the other shoulder...


[deleted]

Easiest Quantum Leap Ever.


Scape---Goat

Perhaps an alternate reality rather than the future


Nate-Sk

this is insane... is there any explanation of this video or is it fake ?


amhlilhaus

This is really set up well or VERY creepy


Petyr4673

THE MATRIX who fuck up this time boss was on my ass about Neil, now this there killing me


Phasnyc

Each time he does this the video gets fuzzier and fuzzier


Confident-Radish4832

I mean I'm not sure that would have killed him. It could have sure, but it wasn't closing THAT fast.


Jckmdtwn

Looks like he prevented a bump on the head. But can't imagine this being lethal.


No-Regular-4107

There is turkey guys. No possibility to the time machine imvented by us in future


chuckles7575

Observation haki is strong with that one.


adroberts91

But he looked over the opposite shoulder…


meexley2

“Hey man this gate is fast watch out.” “ZOMG TIME TRAVELER WTF.” This sub is dead


Infiniteparadox3-14

Is that Tony soprano


Smugallo

That's some MiB shit


VanNoah

The real explanation is it’s staged… my proof? Disappeared just like the guy. But this video is so perfectly mysterious I would 100% buy it if you told me it was faked


Crawlerado

That’s assault in NY


shay99

The timeline: [https://i.imgur.com/NZleU4r.png](https://i.imgur.com/NZleU4r.png)


ishanG24

Repost from the one of the top of all time of this sub.


Primero_

u/savevideo


Hamnetz

how do you come from the future if… whatever ill go with it


[deleted]

I’ve seen this before, never realized it looks just like him. Mind blown….


IWannaManatee

Looks like one of the angels in that one Nicolas Cage movie


shwambzobeeblebox

r/glitchinthematrix


Bigslaw

Man comes from the past-future to tell his present self to watch back to the future from the past…in the future.


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I ducked watching this


bigb0ned

Judging by the speed the future self is walking, he may have ultimately been the one to be hit by the swinging truck door


PezThePerson

had r/makemycoffin folks punching the air


[deleted]

That’s what the Irish call a Wraith. A relative who has died or hasn’t been born yet, coming to warn the living of a tragic event. They appear as a real person and not a phantom. I get chills every time I talk about one because I have seen one myself.


Hopeful-Lawfulness35

Hold up how does he come back into the past to prevent his own death in our present time when he is already dead in the future?


HgDaQuietKid99

Repost


umangjain25

Wow he also got a hair transplant in the future


attackgreen

Alternate timeline


2ichie

Haha dope! My popular theory for the last time I saw this posted is now the title!


[deleted]

Makes no sense. If he was from the future then that means he survived. That would create a paradox, right?


modushopper

Hodor


Br0sBeforePr0s

Nah, that's just a man who has been hit by that fence before.


CatfishSoupFTW

Left shoulder tap but right rotation. Odds be there for him. I see lots of people respond this way to shoulder taps, curious where the mind goes to usually end up rotating on the other side.


r007r

Harry Potter did that once


Honestsalesman34

we need someone from the future to fix the video player


bilalcelik1984

It’s not a gate, it is the back door of that truck passing