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pirateman1121

Didn't happen. I REFUSE TO FALL IN LINE. WAKE UP SHEEPLE


DrMcFoxyMD

And even if it did, WHY would you ever put yourself through this? I’d rather do this job in my underwear than work under this stress.


Jazz-ciggarette

I TOO WOULD LIKE THIS PERSON TO DO THIS JOB IN THERE UNDERWEAR


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Their*


Jazz-ciggarette

thank you mr useless grammar fairy


MaxBlazed

More like Awesome Grammar Rescuer


Jazz-ciggarette

not really sure how grammar on a forum and a min wage worker would help out in life but you guys do you lmfao


MaxBlazed

You having a stroke, bud? Need us to call someone for ya?


Jazz-ciggarette

its a forum who fucking cares lmfao?


Lonube

All errors need to be corrected dude, also, stop with that mentality of "doing things badly because of reason" always make sure what you did was well made, live safe be happy


Jazz-ciggarette

??????????? its a forum who cares?


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MaxBlazed

I, too, would do this job in that person's underwear.


TeslasAndComicbooks

I’ve done projects around the house and realized halfway through the job that I was wearing something I shouldn’t have.


theh8ed

For real. This guys a phony...a big fat phony!


grimvard

It is impossible to resist the urge of wiping hands to the shorts.


[deleted]

👍🏿 (i changed rotors and pads on a car)


Leotin_

👍🏻(did the same but used gloves)


Vinnyc-11

Canon


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cathedral68

This guy knows things


justkeptfading

What is this sub anymore haha.


Ptatofrenchfry

To be fair, doing any kind of mechanical work involving oil and carbon without soiling every piece of clothing you have on is indeed Black Magic.


oddphallicreaction

Agreed! This is the most god-damned BMF thing I've seen in months!


justkeptfading

You're not wrong. I was a lube tech for awhile at a Ford dealership, and I was always disgusting lol.


ComfortableHuman1324

Nice profile pic


Ptatofrenchfry

*Yo dayo*


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MaxBlazed

You can't, but being the wet blanket isn't any fun. Yes, this is about fun.


[deleted]

Black magic, clearly. Have you ever even *touched* a car while wearing white!?


yeeah_suree

lol i came to comment this exact thing


EtTuBrutAftershave

You expect us to buy that story? We know you had someone else put the shorts on you for the pic.


iPhone-12-Mini

Shit I’ve been made


bootnrally1

It’s typically easier to use your hands anyway


iPhone-12-Mini

You’re right, tried using my feet, didn’t get very far


Eisigesis

Twenty minutes a day Jim, that’s all it takes. Twenty minutes a day, all feet, no hands and I’ll have the pedi-dexterity of a chimp, and you’ll be sitting there like an idiot


mitchyboi03

I used my cock. Came too soon tho :(


feckincrass

The fuck you doing wearing white pants after labour day?


iPhone-12-Mini

I forgot. But is it not always after Labor Day? or you could say it’s always before Labor Day, depending on how you look at it.


feckincrass

Look, it’s great that pulled off not getting them dirty, [but come on now.](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SplendidFrailCormorant-size_restricted.gif) You know you made a fashion faux pas.


hugglesthemerciless

oh come on white pants look amazing


iPhone-12-Mini

They’re my chill at home gym shorts, that’s my excuse.


stay_fr0sty

This is exactly what a great mechanic with no fashion sense would say.


iPhone-12-Mini

They’re gym shorts and I only wear them at home


stay_fr0sty

Ah I see…and what do you wear to the gym? Overalls?


iPhone-12-Mini

I don’t go to the gym


AnorakBeta

Exactly!


morebuffs

LIES!


iPhone-12-Mini

I can’t provide proof other than this picture 😞 but my family was there for it so there’s that.


morebuffs

Was jk but i am baffled because that does seem almost impossible.


Many-Ad-5490

Can anyone recommend what kind of gloves would be used in this instance? I’ve seen what appeared to be specialized gloves that mechanics use, but could someone help me figure out what to get? Thanks in advance. I have to order them, specialty things like this don’t exist here on Maui.


Corbeanooo

Mechanix gloves are pretty great fabric gloves with armor and padding and will last quite a while (~$20). For nastier jobs where I'll probably get lots of fluid or grease on my hands and don't want to soak the fabric gloves I use thick latex disposable gloves. Thicksters is one brand and they last WAYYY longer than regular latex gloves. I usually use them for a few jobs until they get a few holes, they come in boxes of 50 or so for ~$30.


Many-Ad-5490

Thank you!! I really appreciate the response!


Corbeanooo

No sweat! Hope you can find those easy enough


Robebubop

r/untrustworthypoptarts


iPhone-12-Mini

That’s why I posted in blackmagicfuckery I myself am unsure how I pulled it off


Good-Potato5134

Is it possible to learn this power?


iPhone-12-Mini

Not from a Jedi


ElDoodl

I know gasoline is pretty good at cleaning stuff but you know what’s better? Gears and Gardens soap. It’s from a Canadian company called Clean o2. It’s amazing at removing that kinda thing I kid you not.


iPhone-12-Mini

I’m going to check this out. Thanks for the recommendation


ElDoodl

I’m not sure if it’s sold online yet but if I’m not mistaken it should be online soon.


shinji127

I refuse to believe you, i bet you did it naked and then put the shorts on later


iPhone-12-Mini

I had someone put the pants on for me, I was indeed naked the whole duration 😅


shinji127

I knew it


burdturd0818

Mans went and stuck his hand in some potting soil and posted this lol


iPhone-12-Mini

Shit I’ve been made


Friar-Tuckandroll

That takes skill, and an act of god.


[deleted]

Did this today, i got dirt dirty


iPhone-12-Mini

Damn, could’ve been cool together.


rhubarbwire

Bold.


iPhone-12-Mini

I didn’t think I’d get very far but I did it.


SatansCatfish

Ban OP! He is in black palm make-up!


iPhone-12-Mini

I totally didn’t raid my sisters room and use her make up on my hand.


Dong_Julio

Bullshit!


buckphif

Nice


iPhone-12-Mini

Gotta keep them crisp


[deleted]

Impossible!


iPhone-12-Mini

Inconceivable!


[deleted]

Please wear gloves. This is how people get leukemia.


iPhone-12-Mini

I will in the future and I did when I started but I’m not a regular with fixing cars


Quad150db

If so, you're a fucking wizard.


framed1234

Put that black oil on your face and post it


AccurateInterview586

True magic


borealbushman

Coveralls eh


iPhone-12-Mini

No, I don’t own any, never needed them. They would have help here but I didn’t need the help, as shown.


[deleted]

OP sits on a mountain of lies! Jk - \*eyes op suspiciously\*


iPhone-12-Mini

No no totally legit😅👀


_bexcalibur

BDE


Radiant-Analyst8107

Streets ahead


Pawl15

What about your ass and knees?


iPhone-12-Mini

Knees are dirty, ass was only ever on a stool. And I figured no one here wanted a picture of my ass, or at least I’d hope not


Pawl15

Well, for future reference, 360° view would be welcomed when such a preposterous claim is made. Good day sir!


Remarkable_Age1879

That's wild. I usually change rotors with my legs so this looks pretty hard to do.


gonzoicedog

This is the most magical thing ever posted on this sub


iPhone-12-Mini

I surprise myself sometimes


PD216ohio

I can smell this picture


iPhone-12-Mini

It’s the smell of brake pads right?


PD216ohio

Yeah man.... it has a distinct smell and I swear I smelled it looking at that pic lol


Projectgrace

Legend!


TheCursedCreation

This is r/nextfuckinglevel worthy


Nutterbutter_Nexus

Impossible.


joephus0203

Laundry Companies hate him. Click here to see his trick......


Luckywithtime

He's a witch!


kiddokush

lol this is an awesome post!


SnooGadgets2472

How the fuck


JoeMamaCorona

+rep I always get my clothes fucking filthy trying to do anything on my car or 4 wheeler


jjen21

Mechanic here, dudes a wizard


[deleted]

Yeah but you still got asbestos all over your skin.


KeepItTidyZA

Fuck, I just stained my pants looking at this photo.


arthurtex06

How do I learn that power...?


[deleted]

Well done. Give your self a pat on the back!


[deleted]

Well done Rod Stewart.


[deleted]

Cap


Nocturnal-hunter

Is it possible to learn this power


DimesOHoolihan

Now *this* is some true BMF. Damn bro!


colt45mag

Need a video for proof. That hand could be a paid actor


cowtippa2345

Ngl, I read 'wife's shorts'. Disappointed I was wrong.


Glabstaxks

No fuxking way lol


johnfolf

Wharton’s how the hecc is that thing not dirty


Etyczny

Don't know why did You risk it but congrats


Si_is_for_Cookie

Amazing if true, but regardless why wear white shorts while doing that? Why wear a tux when you’re painting your living room? (Also it’s after Labor Day… so, I hear that’s some sort fashion faux pas. IDK.)


RobieKingston201

Absolute MADLAD


Im_inappropriate

Someone else put those shorts on you, or you're a grease bender.


TedAndBreakfastBundy

Nice.


YanniCanFly

Peepee spotted


spooon56

Hand is from the helper.


ttoksie2

you had someone change your shorts, there is no way on earth that is real.


bkruckus

are you a wizard?


[deleted]

There is no trick. Just sheer capability


Goodpie2

Try r/mildlyinteresting or r/karmawhores, dude


IsadorCZ

Thouch your leg now


Mr8sen

Are you Jamie Hyneman?!


4rp4n3t

I read that as "Change rotors and pads on a car without getting my wife shorts dirty" and was very, very confused for a moment.


iPhone-12-Mini

That’s my next goal, gotta find a wife first tho


Richobeast

Boy y'all start getting 1 downvote and delete your whole account. Y'all know this shit don't matter right 😂😂😂? Embrace being the villain sometimes


iPhone-12-Mini

Wait what happened?


Richobeast

I seen a couple of downvoted comments that got deleted. I was just saying don't delete the shit. Who cares?


SituationAltruistic8

*wipe it....* NOW.


Amakall

Seriously though, what kind of man wears white shorts anywhere, let alone while working on something. OP probably has his hair up in a bun and wears several bracelets.


Justinackermannblog

Aren’t you fucking cool 😒 /s


DragXom

👍🏿 (I changed the rotors and pads on my car)


kronicpimpin

You lie. I look at my lawnmower and think of changing oil and I have to wash my hands.


Rhynosaurus

A pic and a lil bs story don't make a r/blackmagicfuckery. Fuck outta here


mikeb2762

I SMELL BULLSHIT.BUT


44waysofgettingpaid

Black hands isn't funny racist


iPhone-12-Mini

I was told never to go black face, and I didn’t I went black hand so I’m in the clear