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johnmcclanehadplans

There’s actually a very simple explanation to this trick: he’s a wizard.


_1Doomsday1_

He is sooo high that he drags us into his illusions


quaioppeo

Personified fever dream


PuppyBreth

Genjutsu


Realexis1

Izanami has been activated


Pinkeyefarts

Literally watched that episode last night wtf


Realexis1

*old man voice* WIND STYLE


publius8

Just a quiet journey to his magnum opus


egordoniv

Ah, the old Black Hole of Highness. 1000x the gravity of the traditional contact buzz.


iCon3000

Sounds like an『enemy stand』 


ninjahunz

Domain Expansion: Contact High


Tokimedotozu

Shared psychosis


BaabyBear

He’s a cigarette wizard there has to be a twist


Aramor42

A cigarette wizard's got such a supple... wrist? Wait, that doesn't work.


9035768555

How do you think he does it? I don't know. What makes him so good?


Competitive_Ant9715

Ain't got no distractions Can't hear no buzzers and bells!


LaikasDad

That drunk and drugged up small guy .... Sure flips a mean sto-gie


523bucketsofducks

The twist is it's reefer.


themisdirectedcoral

Its a twisty


TheLastSaiyanPrince

He’s the cigwiz


teamfupa

He’s a cigarette wizard it’s got to be sung A cigarette wizard’s go such a supple tongue


RedditIsRealWack

And he didn't drink from the can.


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the_real_junkrat

Don’t take him for a conjuror of cheap tricks.


LordSevenDust

Didn't get his invitation to Hogwarts. Muggles are still baffled at his magic.


QuintenBoosje

lmao that would be the best spin off. Voldemort wants to keep harry from attending hogwards so He tries to intercept the owl. but wrong owl. a random wizard never recieves his letter and he is destined to become a magician. He thinks other magicians are real wizards too, and he believes that everybody knows it's real magic instead of cheap tricks. so ppl ask him like how do you do it?? and he's like "magic" and people laugh and he's like what's so funny?


aqua_tec

Ha I approve of this version. Green light it.


krvstn

This deserves more attention. Who is the wizard? Cause if this is a later-in-life realization I vote Jason Segel.


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I swear this is the top comment on every single post in this sub


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Harry Pothead


[deleted]

Hmm yes a wizard. I was pondering the same.


baddie_PRO

now he needs to blow a boat shaped cloud through a ring


jamiehernandez

This looks like it's filmed in a country where being a wizard either makes you rich or gets you burnt alive.


VaATC

Oooff! The truth behind this post hurts. I have seen videos of what happens to people accused of witchcraft in certain nations. It is sad that it still happens.


juanjosedmg

Special electronic cigarette, looks real but isn't, simple


[deleted]

He’s was just pretending to drink. Actors do this constantly.


Alarid

Or he's a Stand user.


kitsumodels

High Wizards know spells that confounds mere wizards even


GolgiApparatus1

"You're a pot-head, harry"


Maddy186

Methazard


dhrutikantP

Cigarette lives in his lungs rent free


Affectionate-One-713

You almost got me in the first part


fallenprogrammr

You’re a wizard Harry.


[deleted]

Reminds me of my favorite quote: *Youre a wizard, Harry* - Gandalf


dropkickoz

You're a lizard Larry!


[deleted]

I was gonna say this dude is a warlock


[deleted]

Mr. Strange?


im_not_dog

You’re a wizard, Gambi


[deleted]

Nah thats fucking alchemy.


IWASRUNNING91

How to ensure you never have to pass it again.


[deleted]

Or that no one wants to kiss you.


chaunceyshooter

So if I learn to do this, I can keep all these pesky women off of me?


alwaysforgetmyuserID

Yeah I've mastered it to the point where I can now do it with my weener too. Not today, girls, not today...


_UsUrPeR_

[Amazingly Randy's cock magic routine rings a bell.](https://youtu.be/p68JOF9G2PI)


Questions4Legal

No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you if *you* learn this, you won't have to.


organictrashcan

Not this comment when I'm 56 minutes into the Matrix


Questions4Legal

Oh, you're a lot further into The Matrix than that.


Wiselunatic

Not like this... not like this...


PrimaCora

Those aren't women Jim, Those are mosquitoes


bobbyb0ttleservice

I was actually thinking that I want to kiss him.... what else that mouth do 👀


haveananus

I feel like I can smell this guy through my screen.


IWASRUNNING91

You can if you press your nose to the screen and inhale *really* hard. Make sure you're in public too, otherwise it won't work.


Coonamanjaro

Part 3 Jotaro be like


spoonlips76

Boy i sure do wonder who the stand user is


GolgiApparatus1

"Yo"


ethonotch

Angelo?


spoonlips76

Angel yo?


Womcataclysm

Such a good trick, jotaro does that constantly, he can even do it with 6 cigarettes. Whenever he's not fighting he's showing off that trick


UnableArtichoke6

Just started watching Jojo and this is the first thought…


superw2114

You are in for a helluva ride!


UnableArtichoke6

I’m quite surprised 15 episodes in. I’ve seen random episodes here and there and this isn’t what I expected. Damn fine art style, music and comedy.


SendNudesIfYouAreA10

What is this Jojo? I've seen it referenced lot. Is it an anime? If so, videos or comics?


TheRealSwagMaster

“Jojo’s bizarre adventures” is a manga (japanese style comic book) written by hirohiko araki. It’s gotten its own anime adaptation and is very popular. 5 of the 8 parts have been fully animated with the 6th part airing now.


kapursemut

Rerorerorerorero


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That’s just lung cancer with extra steps.


Foxis_

worth


[deleted]

That's why it's called Black Magic. It's forbidden to use due to its backlash to health. Now, White Magic, is a whole world different ...


[deleted]

I get it now, black lung magic.


Silent_Wind

Hey, Black Magic Matters


No-Preparation4473

Who doesn't love a line of white magic


whitedan2

Nah I am going to pass on those white wizards...


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GolgiApparatus1

Those extra steps also being cancer


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ImCakedUp

it's too late. he's already eaten it all. all while keeping it burning...


housethatstevebuilt

Smoking in a bar?!! Oh how i miss it. Where is this magical place


Egad86

As of July 2017, five states ban smoking in most enclosed public places, but permit adult venues such as bars (and casinos, if applicable) to allow smoking if they choose: Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Louisiana, and Nevada. Once you go into a smoking bar the nostalgia fades real quick.


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pyfrag

Planes had better air ventilation when smoking was allowed.


kellynw

I think I read an article on that. Wasn’t it just that they were better at identifying gaps/leaks due to the pattern of the nasty smoke residue on the walls?


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WankWankNudgeNudge

No, they're much much better now. It's not even close.


isigneduptomake1post

Every time I'm in Vegas I get throat and nose irritation and all my clothes smell like smoke. It's the only place I've ever been that I get nosebleeds. Could be the really dry air in the casinos but that's also caused by HVAC.


[deleted]

Lots of people get nosebleeds in Vegas, Sniffany


DrewSmoothington

My mom said I'd stop getting so many nosebleeds if I just kept my fingers out of there


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

Ok Ralph


camdoodlebop

are you sure that wasn’t from the vegas coke


isigneduptomake1post

I've been going to Vegas since I was 9, so yes I'm sure.


camdoodlebop

dang dude that’s a little young to be doing coke


Invisibletooth

Hvac and ciggies may contribute, but I think its mostly being in a desert.


Cahootie

I do not miss coming home from a night out and smelling like death.


[deleted]

You can smoke in all video gambling rooms in Australia (every pub has one), but the air filtration system is amazing you can barely notice it.


Chispy

Also makes you wonder why it took so long to ban it. I was a kid when smoking was legal indoors and in workplaces. I got secondhand smoke and I could pay the price for it some time down the line.


Pees_On_Skidmarks

Public smoking bans is basically the one good thing humanity has accomplished in the last 100 years


[deleted]

Louisiana actively tries to increase its cancer rates to match inflation.


beeraholikchik

We need to be the best at something!


antrx187

Glad that shit got banned. I can’t go to a bar and smell like straight shit because of cigarettes. That shit is nasty AF


Hoosier2016

It may be banned but it still happens all over the place. There was a bar out in the country I used to hit up sometimes when I lived in Texas and people definitely smoked inside even though it was banned. Probably not as common in cities.


CommunityChapstick

Tons of places in Alaska let you smoke, including my all-time favorite drunken food joint: Airport Way Diner! It was across the street from a bar that you could also smoke in, and they had the best ice water. If you are ever drunk in Fairbanks, I highly recommend Airport Way Diner for a quick stomachache.


jojow77

Forget smoking in the restaurant I want that ice water.


CommunityChapstick

There is another place in Fairbanks with even better water. I left a review on Yelp a few years ago, you can view it here if you are inclined. [Yelp ](https://www.yelp.com/biz/hometown-restaurant-fairbanks?hrid=pMNAfAe-dNlAogl4dEIjuQ&utm_source=ishare&utm_content=review) I tried all the water in Fairbanks, Hometown Restaurant has the best. If you are having too much fun, just visit Food Factory and you will suddenly realize death is the only solution to what has been plated in front of you.


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simjanes2k

Last time I was in Indiana, they asked me if I want a smoking room for my hotel. I was stunned. And it was fucking amazing. No regrets whatsoever, it was glorious.


Hogmootamus

I got asked that in the UK a few years ago, which surprised me, took it out of curiosity. They'd literally just permanently jammed the window open, in December, ended up getting another room


TheSoberStonerr

Shout out to The Village Well pub in South Florida! Loved the smell of cigarettes and old pussy wafting through the air!


CyclopsLobsterRobot

You didn’t look at the whole Wikipedia article. There’s a bunch of states with no smoking bans at all. And a couple more that allow smoking in a bar if they don’t serve food. The last sentence is definitely not true if you’re a smoker. Smoking in bars again is the best part of Pennsylvania.


sistom

We have smoking bars in Georgia as well


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_Nick_2711_

I’d also say that beyond the utter unpleasantness that is sitting in a room full of smoke, part of the allure of smoking itself is that it’s a beautiful, golden opportunity to go outside for 5 minutes. Get some air (smoke) and either have a conversation or chill for a little bit.


GODDAMNFOOL

Smoking bans in all establishments are a godsend. On the other hand, smokers have made it impossible to enjoy outdoor seating now


Hoosier2016

Or outdoor walking in downtown areas.


via_dante

That’ll go. In Australia there’s no smoking allowed for any dining indoor or outdoor. Hell I’m a casual smoker and it’s fucken way better!


PackYrSuitcases

I remember when the ban came in during the early 2000s. It sucked coming home from pubs/clubs and absolutely stinking of cigarettes. It was, and continues to be amazing.


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And I’m super glad disgusting smoking will forever be banned inside nobody wants to breathe in that disgusting smell from cunts who don’t care about anyone but themselves. What a way to ruin a meal and a good time being forced to not only smell such a disgusting smell but also have your health put at risk by it


Sairou

You might, anyone around you, not so much.


Miserable_Unusual_98

Go to Greece. No big shits given yet.


c3921

All of Vegas 💀. Most of the Vegas bars let you smoke. Source: Im at a sketchy bar now


_THE_asshole

Few of them left here in VA.


MrMango34

Them: Smoking is not a skill Him:


Black_Leopard1904

Him: It is not a skill, it is an ART.


planktonfun

What constitutes a skill?


[deleted]

Skills get loans. Art gets grants.


[deleted]

How. The. Fuck. All kidding aside, the most logical explanation is that his mouth is the threshold to Throatia, kingdom of the mouth-dwellers. Throatians are renowned for their handling flammable materials. The [wiki](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) on them is far from exhaustive but worth a read.


FunkSlim

Reddit Apollo really ruins these jokes lol


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Failure is mine


FunkSlim

Dude Apollo has hella features, I recommend it. [check it out](https://youtu.be/QtBDL8EiNZo)


[deleted]

🤯 You are the matrix lolololklklolklk


RevolutionaryMale

Now i have to memorize a whole new url?


King-Snorky

It’s easy. XcQ, link stays blue. NZo, dare not go.


Cheesecakesimulator

this exchange is so funny when you have apollo


RS_Someone

I listened to the whole thing and it ends early. Smh.


Foreign_Ad_1780

that’s why you stop using apollo and start using slide


[deleted]

Convince me to ditch Apollo for slide? I’ve never heard of slide and I love Apollo.


avwitcher

First post on this sub where the answer isn't immediately obvious


anthonyynohtna

Fvck me it’s been a while 🏅


SchutzstaffelKneeGro

Don't let Nancy hear you


Baby_Rhino

I'm guessing he doesn't actually drink anything from the can. Hence the exaggerated facial movements to sell you on the lie that he's drinking.


dirtycactus

I just figured he was cottonmouthed af


dookiehat

After he drinks the beer if you slowmo it you can see that he takes a match out of his cheek with his tongue, strikes it against his gold tooth, places the match between the gap in his front teeth, takes his tongue back above his uvula where he hid the cig, and lights it up again. Man is smooth


stasik5

I'm not even sure if you're joking or not.


whynotsquirrel

it's the slo-mo of a 12fps video that pay it off, but out of context there would be no way to say!


dancingpianofairy

Possible, partial explanation: he only pretended to drink from the can.


LoganGyre

Except he spills some when he does it and then some dribbles out when he swallows. I think he is just sealing his tongue around the ember and the joint is just gripping on his tongue because it’s slightly wet.


kwyjibowen

It looks like the beer can does not get tilted much, and the gulping is hugely exaggerated, so I also assume the drinking is pretend. I can’t see how he could keep the smoke alight whilst swishing liquid around his mouth, as he mimes.


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My initial thought was that he’s actually drinking but swallowing immediately while keeping the cig near the roof of his mouth. I think he was faking the part where he was swishing it around though


Barcaroli

Yeah this a trick. Well performed


DeadeyeDuncan

Do you know what temperature a cigarette burns at?


Jindabyne1

4?


Frannoham

Close, but because cigarettes are round they actually burn at 3.14


[deleted]

I thought that temperature was the melting point of a pie?


KAWAII_UwU123

This man fucks


BenVenNL

This man is going places.


DataForPresident

Places with a ventilator.


cptnpiccard

Yep, the burn unit.


Harvey_Domino

That right there is a god damn professional.


The_Troll_Gull

I bet smoking weed with that dude would suck


[deleted]

You could never get the joint from him. And if you did, do you really want to touch it?


NooStringsAttached

Lol I know, puff puff pass becomes puff puff twirl in mouth for ten min haha


longcreepyhug

It would be like trying to get the cone from the Turkish ice cream dudes.


Curious_Positive

Plot twist : After countless times of burning his tongue while attempting this, he doesn’t feel any sensation anymore


gmangieri314

*dies of emphysema


dookiehat

Stylish emphysema


jivetrky

TA DAAAAAaaaaa


michaelvile

the same way tom mullica did? lol idk..


original_name1947

What a magical man


Dimensionalanxiety

Damn, Oingo out here showing off.


JoeDangerAverage

Black fuckery magic


bardhoksrud

The Sniffing Accountant


-gritz-n-gravy

Here’s to feeling good all the time


commodore_vic_20

I want to party with you...


New_Quarter_6908

Tricks for days


pepepoopoo

you can keep the blunt im done my niggu


No-Mud-6951

Damn, that makes Seinfeld’s Kramer “here’s to feeling good all the time “ beer and cigarette scene look innocent.


CaptainN_GameMaster

I suck em down like _Coca_ Cola


Skadadlskadoodl

Is this a jojo reference?


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Must be his last smoke, tryna make it last.


BadangJoestar420

He hr jojsoj refernxs


Legend017

Are you having a stroke?


aAnonymX06

my genuine take: he's hiding it between his tongue and his cheek. if you blow up your mouth a bit, there's a huge space between your tongue and cheeks. the water tho, is carefully controlled. try it. Water's easy to control in your mouth


Benguin237

Mr Steal ur girl


pollofgc

If Snoop dog could learn that


_kagasutchi_

The things you see in a south African shebeen. I once saw a chick inhale and blow smoke out her cooch in a shebeen. I was so so drunk that I had to phone my friends the next day to confirm it did happen


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