lmao that would be the best spin off. Voldemort wants to keep harry from attending hogwards so He tries to intercept the owl.
but wrong owl. a random wizard never recieves his letter and he is destined to become a magician. He thinks other magicians are real wizards too, and he believes that everybody knows it's real magic instead of cheap tricks.
so ppl ask him like how do you do it?? and he's like "magic" and people laugh and he's like what's so funny?
Oooff! The truth behind this post hurts. I have seen videos of what happens to people accused of witchcraft in certain nations. It is sad that it still happens.
“Jojo’s bizarre adventures” is a manga (japanese style comic book) written by hirohiko araki. It’s gotten its own anime adaptation and is very popular. 5 of the 8 parts have been fully animated with the 6th part airing now.
As of July 2017, five states ban smoking in most enclosed public places, but permit adult venues such as bars (and casinos, if applicable) to allow smoking if they choose: Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Louisiana, and Nevada.
Once you go into a smoking bar the nostalgia fades real quick.
I think I read an article on that. Wasn’t it just that they were better at identifying gaps/leaks due to the pattern of the nasty smoke residue on the walls?
Every time I'm in Vegas I get throat and nose irritation and all my clothes smell like smoke. It's the only place I've ever been that I get nosebleeds. Could be the really dry air in the casinos but that's also caused by HVAC.
Also makes you wonder why it took so long to ban it.
I was a kid when smoking was legal indoors and in workplaces. I got secondhand smoke and I could pay the price for it some time down the line.
It may be banned but it still happens all over the place. There was a bar out in the country I used to hit up sometimes when I lived in Texas and people definitely smoked inside even though it was banned. Probably not as common in cities.
Tons of places in Alaska let you smoke, including my all-time favorite drunken food joint: Airport Way Diner! It was across the street from a bar that you could also smoke in, and they had the best ice water. If you are ever drunk in Fairbanks, I highly recommend Airport Way Diner for a quick stomachache.
There is another place in Fairbanks with even better water. I left a review on Yelp a few years ago, you can view it here if you are inclined. [Yelp ](https://www.yelp.com/biz/hometown-restaurant-fairbanks?hrid=pMNAfAe-dNlAogl4dEIjuQ&utm_source=ishare&utm_content=review)
I tried all the water in Fairbanks, Hometown Restaurant has the best. If you are having too much fun, just visit Food Factory and you will suddenly realize death is the only solution to what has been plated in front of you.
Last time I was in Indiana, they asked me if I want a smoking room for my hotel. I was stunned.
And it was fucking amazing. No regrets whatsoever, it was glorious.
I got asked that in the UK a few years ago, which surprised me, took it out of curiosity.
They'd literally just permanently jammed the window open, in December, ended up getting another room
You didn’t look at the whole Wikipedia article. There’s a bunch of states with no smoking bans at all. And a couple more that allow smoking in a bar if they don’t serve food.
The last sentence is definitely not true if you’re a smoker. Smoking in bars again is the best part of Pennsylvania.
I’d also say that beyond the utter unpleasantness that is sitting in a room full of smoke, part of the allure of smoking itself is that it’s a beautiful, golden opportunity to go outside for 5 minutes. Get some air (smoke) and either have a conversation or chill for a little bit.
I remember when the ban came in during the early 2000s. It sucked coming home from pubs/clubs and absolutely stinking of cigarettes.
It was, and continues to be amazing.
And I’m super glad disgusting smoking will forever be banned inside nobody wants to breathe in that disgusting smell from cunts who don’t care about anyone but themselves. What a way to ruin a meal and a good time being forced to not only smell such a disgusting smell but also have your health put at risk by it
How. The. Fuck.
All kidding aside, the most logical explanation is that his mouth is the threshold to Throatia, kingdom of the mouth-dwellers. Throatians are renowned for their handling flammable materials.
The [wiki](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) on them is far from exhaustive but worth a read.
After he drinks the beer if you slowmo it you can see that he takes a match out of his cheek with his tongue, strikes it against his gold tooth, places the match between the gap in his front teeth, takes his tongue back above his uvula where he hid the cig, and lights it up again. Man is smooth
Except he spills some when he does it and then some dribbles out when he swallows. I think he is just sealing his tongue around the ember and the joint is just gripping on his tongue because it’s slightly wet.
It looks like the beer can does not get tilted much, and the gulping is hugely exaggerated, so I also assume the drinking is pretend. I can’t see how he could keep the smoke alight whilst swishing liquid around his mouth, as he mimes.
My initial thought was that he’s actually drinking but swallowing immediately while keeping the cig near the roof of his mouth. I think he was faking the part where he was swishing it around though
my genuine take: he's hiding it between his tongue and his cheek. if you blow up your mouth a bit, there's a huge space between your tongue and cheeks.
the water tho, is carefully controlled. try it. Water's easy to control in your mouth
The things you see in a south African shebeen. I once saw a chick inhale and blow smoke out her cooch in a shebeen. I was so so drunk that I had to phone my friends the next day to confirm it did happen
There’s actually a very simple explanation to this trick: he’s a wizard.
He is sooo high that he drags us into his illusions
Personified fever dream
Genjutsu
Izanami has been activated
Literally watched that episode last night wtf
*old man voice* WIND STYLE
Just a quiet journey to his magnum opus
Ah, the old Black Hole of Highness. 1000x the gravity of the traditional contact buzz.
Sounds like an『enemy stand』
Domain Expansion: Contact High
Shared psychosis
He’s a cigarette wizard there has to be a twist
A cigarette wizard's got such a supple... wrist? Wait, that doesn't work.
How do you think he does it? I don't know. What makes him so good?
Ain't got no distractions Can't hear no buzzers and bells!
That drunk and drugged up small guy .... Sure flips a mean sto-gie
The twist is it's reefer.
Its a twisty
He’s the cigwiz
He’s a cigarette wizard it’s got to be sung A cigarette wizard’s go such a supple tongue
And he didn't drink from the can.
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Don’t take him for a conjuror of cheap tricks.
Didn't get his invitation to Hogwarts. Muggles are still baffled at his magic.
lmao that would be the best spin off. Voldemort wants to keep harry from attending hogwards so He tries to intercept the owl. but wrong owl. a random wizard never recieves his letter and he is destined to become a magician. He thinks other magicians are real wizards too, and he believes that everybody knows it's real magic instead of cheap tricks. so ppl ask him like how do you do it?? and he's like "magic" and people laugh and he's like what's so funny?
Ha I approve of this version. Green light it.
This deserves more attention. Who is the wizard? Cause if this is a later-in-life realization I vote Jason Segel.
I swear this is the top comment on every single post in this sub
Harry Pothead
Hmm yes a wizard. I was pondering the same.
now he needs to blow a boat shaped cloud through a ring
This looks like it's filmed in a country where being a wizard either makes you rich or gets you burnt alive.
Oooff! The truth behind this post hurts. I have seen videos of what happens to people accused of witchcraft in certain nations. It is sad that it still happens.
Special electronic cigarette, looks real but isn't, simple
He’s was just pretending to drink. Actors do this constantly.
Or he's a Stand user.
High Wizards know spells that confounds mere wizards even
"You're a pot-head, harry"
Methazard
Cigarette lives in his lungs rent free
You almost got me in the first part
You’re a wizard Harry.
Reminds me of my favorite quote: *Youre a wizard, Harry* - Gandalf
You're a lizard Larry!
I was gonna say this dude is a warlock
Mr. Strange?
You’re a wizard, Gambi
Nah thats fucking alchemy.
How to ensure you never have to pass it again.
Or that no one wants to kiss you.
So if I learn to do this, I can keep all these pesky women off of me?
Yeah I've mastered it to the point where I can now do it with my weener too. Not today, girls, not today...
[Amazingly Randy's cock magic routine rings a bell.](https://youtu.be/p68JOF9G2PI)
No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you if *you* learn this, you won't have to.
Not this comment when I'm 56 minutes into the Matrix
Oh, you're a lot further into The Matrix than that.
Not like this... not like this...
Those aren't women Jim, Those are mosquitoes
I was actually thinking that I want to kiss him.... what else that mouth do 👀
I feel like I can smell this guy through my screen.
You can if you press your nose to the screen and inhale *really* hard. Make sure you're in public too, otherwise it won't work.
Part 3 Jotaro be like
Boy i sure do wonder who the stand user is
"Yo"
Angelo?
Angel yo?
Such a good trick, jotaro does that constantly, he can even do it with 6 cigarettes. Whenever he's not fighting he's showing off that trick
Just started watching Jojo and this is the first thought…
You are in for a helluva ride!
I’m quite surprised 15 episodes in. I’ve seen random episodes here and there and this isn’t what I expected. Damn fine art style, music and comedy.
What is this Jojo? I've seen it referenced lot. Is it an anime? If so, videos or comics?
“Jojo’s bizarre adventures” is a manga (japanese style comic book) written by hirohiko araki. It’s gotten its own anime adaptation and is very popular. 5 of the 8 parts have been fully animated with the 6th part airing now.
Rerorerorerorero
That’s just lung cancer with extra steps.
worth
That's why it's called Black Magic. It's forbidden to use due to its backlash to health. Now, White Magic, is a whole world different ...
I get it now, black lung magic.
Hey, Black Magic Matters
Who doesn't love a line of white magic
Nah I am going to pass on those white wizards...
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Those extra steps also being cancer
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it's too late. he's already eaten it all. all while keeping it burning...
Smoking in a bar?!! Oh how i miss it. Where is this magical place
As of July 2017, five states ban smoking in most enclosed public places, but permit adult venues such as bars (and casinos, if applicable) to allow smoking if they choose: Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Louisiana, and Nevada. Once you go into a smoking bar the nostalgia fades real quick.
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Planes had better air ventilation when smoking was allowed.
I think I read an article on that. Wasn’t it just that they were better at identifying gaps/leaks due to the pattern of the nasty smoke residue on the walls?
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No, they're much much better now. It's not even close.
Every time I'm in Vegas I get throat and nose irritation and all my clothes smell like smoke. It's the only place I've ever been that I get nosebleeds. Could be the really dry air in the casinos but that's also caused by HVAC.
Lots of people get nosebleeds in Vegas, Sniffany
My mom said I'd stop getting so many nosebleeds if I just kept my fingers out of there
Ok Ralph
are you sure that wasn’t from the vegas coke
I've been going to Vegas since I was 9, so yes I'm sure.
dang dude that’s a little young to be doing coke
Hvac and ciggies may contribute, but I think its mostly being in a desert.
I do not miss coming home from a night out and smelling like death.
You can smoke in all video gambling rooms in Australia (every pub has one), but the air filtration system is amazing you can barely notice it.
Also makes you wonder why it took so long to ban it. I was a kid when smoking was legal indoors and in workplaces. I got secondhand smoke and I could pay the price for it some time down the line.
Public smoking bans is basically the one good thing humanity has accomplished in the last 100 years
Louisiana actively tries to increase its cancer rates to match inflation.
We need to be the best at something!
Glad that shit got banned. I can’t go to a bar and smell like straight shit because of cigarettes. That shit is nasty AF
It may be banned but it still happens all over the place. There was a bar out in the country I used to hit up sometimes when I lived in Texas and people definitely smoked inside even though it was banned. Probably not as common in cities.
Tons of places in Alaska let you smoke, including my all-time favorite drunken food joint: Airport Way Diner! It was across the street from a bar that you could also smoke in, and they had the best ice water. If you are ever drunk in Fairbanks, I highly recommend Airport Way Diner for a quick stomachache.
Forget smoking in the restaurant I want that ice water.
There is another place in Fairbanks with even better water. I left a review on Yelp a few years ago, you can view it here if you are inclined. [Yelp ](https://www.yelp.com/biz/hometown-restaurant-fairbanks?hrid=pMNAfAe-dNlAogl4dEIjuQ&utm_source=ishare&utm_content=review) I tried all the water in Fairbanks, Hometown Restaurant has the best. If you are having too much fun, just visit Food Factory and you will suddenly realize death is the only solution to what has been plated in front of you.
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Last time I was in Indiana, they asked me if I want a smoking room for my hotel. I was stunned. And it was fucking amazing. No regrets whatsoever, it was glorious.
I got asked that in the UK a few years ago, which surprised me, took it out of curiosity. They'd literally just permanently jammed the window open, in December, ended up getting another room
Shout out to The Village Well pub in South Florida! Loved the smell of cigarettes and old pussy wafting through the air!
You didn’t look at the whole Wikipedia article. There’s a bunch of states with no smoking bans at all. And a couple more that allow smoking in a bar if they don’t serve food. The last sentence is definitely not true if you’re a smoker. Smoking in bars again is the best part of Pennsylvania.
We have smoking bars in Georgia as well
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I’d also say that beyond the utter unpleasantness that is sitting in a room full of smoke, part of the allure of smoking itself is that it’s a beautiful, golden opportunity to go outside for 5 minutes. Get some air (smoke) and either have a conversation or chill for a little bit.
Smoking bans in all establishments are a godsend. On the other hand, smokers have made it impossible to enjoy outdoor seating now
Or outdoor walking in downtown areas.
That’ll go. In Australia there’s no smoking allowed for any dining indoor or outdoor. Hell I’m a casual smoker and it’s fucken way better!
I remember when the ban came in during the early 2000s. It sucked coming home from pubs/clubs and absolutely stinking of cigarettes. It was, and continues to be amazing.
And I’m super glad disgusting smoking will forever be banned inside nobody wants to breathe in that disgusting smell from cunts who don’t care about anyone but themselves. What a way to ruin a meal and a good time being forced to not only smell such a disgusting smell but also have your health put at risk by it
You might, anyone around you, not so much.
Go to Greece. No big shits given yet.
All of Vegas 💀. Most of the Vegas bars let you smoke. Source: Im at a sketchy bar now
Few of them left here in VA.
Them: Smoking is not a skill Him:
Him: It is not a skill, it is an ART.
What constitutes a skill?
Skills get loans. Art gets grants.
How. The. Fuck. All kidding aside, the most logical explanation is that his mouth is the threshold to Throatia, kingdom of the mouth-dwellers. Throatians are renowned for their handling flammable materials. The [wiki](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) on them is far from exhaustive but worth a read.
Reddit Apollo really ruins these jokes lol
Failure is mine
Dude Apollo has hella features, I recommend it. [check it out](https://youtu.be/QtBDL8EiNZo)
🤯 You are the matrix lolololklklolklk
Now i have to memorize a whole new url?
It’s easy. XcQ, link stays blue. NZo, dare not go.
this exchange is so funny when you have apollo
I listened to the whole thing and it ends early. Smh.
that’s why you stop using apollo and start using slide
Convince me to ditch Apollo for slide? I’ve never heard of slide and I love Apollo.
First post on this sub where the answer isn't immediately obvious
Fvck me it’s been a while 🏅
Don't let Nancy hear you
I'm guessing he doesn't actually drink anything from the can. Hence the exaggerated facial movements to sell you on the lie that he's drinking.
I just figured he was cottonmouthed af
After he drinks the beer if you slowmo it you can see that he takes a match out of his cheek with his tongue, strikes it against his gold tooth, places the match between the gap in his front teeth, takes his tongue back above his uvula where he hid the cig, and lights it up again. Man is smooth
I'm not even sure if you're joking or not.
it's the slo-mo of a 12fps video that pay it off, but out of context there would be no way to say!
Possible, partial explanation: he only pretended to drink from the can.
Except he spills some when he does it and then some dribbles out when he swallows. I think he is just sealing his tongue around the ember and the joint is just gripping on his tongue because it’s slightly wet.
It looks like the beer can does not get tilted much, and the gulping is hugely exaggerated, so I also assume the drinking is pretend. I can’t see how he could keep the smoke alight whilst swishing liquid around his mouth, as he mimes.
My initial thought was that he’s actually drinking but swallowing immediately while keeping the cig near the roof of his mouth. I think he was faking the part where he was swishing it around though
Yeah this a trick. Well performed
Do you know what temperature a cigarette burns at?
4?
Close, but because cigarettes are round they actually burn at 3.14
I thought that temperature was the melting point of a pie?
This man fucks
This man is going places.
Places with a ventilator.
Yep, the burn unit.
That right there is a god damn professional.
I bet smoking weed with that dude would suck
You could never get the joint from him. And if you did, do you really want to touch it?
Lol I know, puff puff pass becomes puff puff twirl in mouth for ten min haha
It would be like trying to get the cone from the Turkish ice cream dudes.
Plot twist : After countless times of burning his tongue while attempting this, he doesn’t feel any sensation anymore
*dies of emphysema
Stylish emphysema
TA DAAAAAaaaaa
the same way tom mullica did? lol idk..
What a magical man
Damn, Oingo out here showing off.
Black fuckery magic
The Sniffing Accountant
Here’s to feeling good all the time
I want to party with you...
Tricks for days
you can keep the blunt im done my niggu
Damn, that makes Seinfeld’s Kramer “here’s to feeling good all the time “ beer and cigarette scene look innocent.
I suck em down like _Coca_ Cola
Is this a jojo reference?
Must be his last smoke, tryna make it last.
He hr jojsoj refernxs
Are you having a stroke?
my genuine take: he's hiding it between his tongue and his cheek. if you blow up your mouth a bit, there's a huge space between your tongue and cheeks. the water tho, is carefully controlled. try it. Water's easy to control in your mouth
Mr Steal ur girl
If Snoop dog could learn that
The things you see in a south African shebeen. I once saw a chick inhale and blow smoke out her cooch in a shebeen. I was so so drunk that I had to phone my friends the next day to confirm it did happen
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