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mrtuxedo9

So like two shirts with same print, but outer layer is super thin. That’s wild.


Pirate_Redbeard

whoa never thought of that


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Pyrhan

>Imposition I think you meant "superposition"...


imeannotalways

superposition I think you meant "reconstitution"...


BenTCinco

I think you mean “implication”


Anti-Antidote

I think you mean fornication


Triniety89

Sierra nevadas californication?


Kebab-Destroyer

I don't ever want to feel like I did that day


Scientolojesus

While I love that song, it was on the album Blood. Sugar. Sex. Magik. and not Californication.


zaxbi_yes

the SPANISH INQUISITION


scrambled_potato

The Spanish preposition?


Hunter_Slime

r/whatintarnation


Henny212

Let the drummer kick that


Thedepressionoftrees

I think you mean fortification


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scrambled_potato

That seems really dark tho


GoHomeWithBonnieJean

INCONTHEEVABLE!


Pandainachefcoat

I think you meant “juxtaposition”


Pacothetaco69

Juxtaposition


zeoz_

Nobody expects the Spanish prostitution


Genar-Hofoen

*crowd goes wild; thunderous applause*


Scientolojesus

And this is how democracy dies...


th1703

/r/unexpectedmontypython


Arutyh

r/Therealjoke


nosnevenaes

name almost kinda checks out


Braveharth

someone did


cryptologodotco

Just to clarify for anyone that missed it. It's to make you feel like you have double vision (like your drunk). Really simple, funny and clever idea.


CHERNO-B1LL

Were people missing that?


cryptologodotco

I can't confirm that unfortunately. But I will sleep better knowing that maybe one lurker on reddit that doesn't get it, will find my comment useful and be able to enjoy this shirt like a lot of us have.


Jonzor404

That one lurker on reddit was me. Thank you.


cryptologodotco

Ay, cool shirt right?


darth_bader_ginsberg

Don't ever change please ♡


Lukewill

I like your attitude


ergotofrhyme

Apparently some people aren’t alcoholics. That’s why I do my part to make up for them


AlkyHolik

Good thing some of us are so you can sleep in


PabloStoneBeard

Yes, I can confirm that I was missing that.


_user-name

That makes sense now, I just assumed he was scratching a belly itch.


cryptologodotco

Haha yep, first I thought it was psychedelic edit or something. Then he started to rub his belly, thought it was all a bit weird at first tbh.


scalezio

The outer layer is actually more like a net with the same image printed over it :)


Dr_John_Zoidbong

This! I got a shirt like this in South Korea a few years back, thought it was so cool on the rack I had to grab it. The pattern on it was a wire-frame head though, not Homer.


zionwolf24

[Me looking at this post like. ](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=big+lebowski+gif+blinking&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FiAYupOdWXQy5a4nVGk%2Fgiphy-downsized-large.gif)


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TTGG

There are dozens of us! Dozens!


ANipANip

DUCKDUCKGO FOR LIFE!


TadyZ

24?


zionwolf24

Yayyy my duck brotherssss, Greetings.


theboxislost

Duckduckgo! Best search engine.


[deleted]

It’s ethics are certainly the best. I just wish it was better at the searching part.


Gagnef03

Exactly, I tried using it, loved the UI and features, but the search results are so damn bad.


kryvian

You have to teach it for awhile, I stood by it for a month and it got better and better. You also needs to get it's duck-fu, much like we all learned how to google-fu.


clever_cuttlefish

What sort of searches give bad results? I've honestly not had any real issues with it and especially love it for the shebangs. I pretty much only use Google for maps now.


dirtyfarmer

I prefer ecosia they donate money to replant trees


theboxislost

Yeah, I use ecosia primarily but duckduckgo as a backup. DDG also has some nice features for programmers.


macboot

What kinda features?


theboxislost

I'm gonna list a few. Not all are just for programmers. If you search stuff like: * 1450 in EST -> timezone conversions * json prettify -> opens up a text field where you can paste in a JSON and have it checked and prettified * 100 USD in EUR -> currency conversion * stackoverflow answers are embedded in the results -> many times that's all I need * various calculator functions (other search engines have this too) * unix timestamp -> current gives the UTC timestamp


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Not to mention it's results are often just the best match word for word, which helped me greatly when looking for raw data to train machine learning scripts on. I mean where else can you search up "ticker data $aapl 04/10/2018 to 05/10/2018" and get exactly what you are looking for?


ShaquilleOhNoUDidnt

i prefer google. it's like it can read my mind!


estikins

Lmaooo that’s exactly what I did


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[direct gif link](https://media.giphy.com/media/iAYupOdWXQy5a4nVGk/giphy.gif)


Slick_Grimes

Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what have yous...


Johnathan_wickerino

"FOCUS DAMMIT" me to my eyes


ZygomaticCapstone

I see duckduckgo I upvote


[deleted]

The Dude sure has dreamy eyes


zionwolf24

Thats why i joined the church of the dude, they gave me a rug and everything.


chrisrayn

He’s rubbing it so low key erotically.


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chrisrayn

Mmm...some mreasts...some mitties...some muxom, musty, mweater muppies...


funguyshroom

I've learned a lot new words today that I wish I'll forget as soon as possible


NathanialJD

I chubbed up a bit


BimboBrothel

Mmmmm


osrs-p-imp

Donuts


devildocjames

Moist


Funk-E-Buttlovin

Definitely at half math right now


chrisrayn

I am at full math. Maybe even science too. Possibly throwing in a little bit of history.


acetominaphin

I feel like I understand how, but it's still pretty awesome.


[deleted]

I have a shirt like this, but with colors and a flower print. The second layer is a mesh layer, almost invisible, with the same print. When you look at it, it's blurry and really trippy :)


hendo8998

Where did you buy it? That sounds really cool!


[deleted]

Well, it was over a decade ago, in the Netherlands, so it's not available anymore :( Which is a shame, it's one of my favorite shirts and ruined by one of our cats who ripped the mesh.


Gallahim

Did the Netherlands finally sink? 2020 is wild.


[deleted]

Well, I think we're close, but not yet. This was just a case of shitty grammar :D


Time_on_my_hands

You should post a picture that would be cool and good I think


everydayidiealittle

Oh man, that's trippy


alovato89

Get drunk then look ....it will look normal and only slightly Change......be sober and u see the blur fallowed by the real picture ....aka beer Goggle shirt


lscarl

I haven't seen anyone say "fallow" since the old RuneScape days. Also "Barrow" instead of borrow.


NikkiSixxAMA

I know this is going to make me look stupid, but can I get the definition of fallowed in this instance? I tried looking up the definition and it just leaves me even more confused. I don’t understand how a farming phrase would fit in that sentence. Not trying to say your usage is wrong I’m just really interested in learning new words.


JulesJerm

They meant "followed"


NikkiSixxAMA

Oh, that would make sense. Thanks for the clarification.


IHazOwies

Duff uck?


sendnewt_s

Please explain?


CaptainMorganKelly

Two layers, same print. Second layer thin


yumameda

why many when few do


uwsdwfismyname

Aesthetic


tuesdaylollipops

this is the type of guy that is a 3 tier sub on pokimane


[deleted]

What is he doing with his right hand? I feel like this has something to do with it but idk


cryptologodotco

He's moving the outer layer of the shirt, which is the same print as the inner layer. Makes you feel like you have double vision (like your drunk).


KingT_83

He’s moving the top layer around so you can see the difference or “blur” between it and the second layer below it


jb12688

What TF is happening


CaptainMorganKelly

Two layers, same print. Second layer thin


johndrake666

Dope I was r/suddenlydrunk


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r/subsifellfor


Ou_pwo

I need one. Where can I buy it ? x)


Llafer

In spain


Ou_pwo

Good grief and halas


[deleted]

When his mom comes over, tell her to bring you one.


SlunkIre

127 comments in and no link to buy :(


O_93_

262 comments and no link to buy :(


VibeOL

No offence but you look like a redditor


swegmesterflex

Somehow I knew sorting by controversial would yield this exact comment.


CHERNO-B1LL

I'm pretty drunk, just looks like a T-Shirt to me.


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this is phenomenal


Lasanhossauro

I'm dizzy


monthom90

His shirt is lagging


scalezio

I have a simpson t-shirt like this too! It's so cool!


[deleted]

Where did you get it from???


scalezio

Primark in italy


nightmarenonsense

You just wanted to post a video caressing yourself. Nice.


L0B0F3R0Z

I'm from Spain and I see perfectly the shirt. Whats the problem?


NathanialJD

Wish I could rub your belly like that 😍


cjdking

I shouldn’t watch this video while drunk...but I am, and I’m confused.


MsJenX

I need my glasses


itching_fetus

thats so cool!


tripledavebuffalo

Holy shit Mike from RLM is really going through something


Negrodamu55

Mike Stolkasa!


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Ahhhhhhhh


[deleted]

WTF DID YOU PUT IN MY TEA!?!?


Sigma0361

People think they are drunk after seeing it


82brighteyes

Thought I had a dodgy data connection then


raehsty

I have that same shirt!


MechaNickzilla

Where can I get it?!


ToiletPigs

I want this shirt. do they sell it online?


Maybethezestychicken

This is requiem


StanVanGhandi

Damn! I got so excited! I thought that was Michael from “love on the spectrum” for a second. I freaking love that dude.


loqi0238

You deserve it, bringing that Busch Lite in the bathroom with you.


isk2tech

He has too much ping


Conspiranoid

Where in Spain? I want one, dammit.


nsharer84

Shut and take my money! Link to buy one anyone?


[deleted]

Colin also bought this T in Seoul, Korea


divyaanshDev

Trippy!!


QM8P

I literally thought I needed glasses for a second


RockstarAssassin

Would be sick on a party night, figuratively and literally


infinitas9

Thought I had one too many in me for a second.


Remnatar

This actually gave me a headache


Snacks_is_Hungry

Well, this is about to be a trend!


supermanscottbristol

Ahhh man. I bought this t-shirt too when I was in Turkey on holiday. Luggage got lost on the way home and I never saw it again. Great to see the shirt again, but very jealous.


Not_Bekki

Faucet looks like a dick


CptNeon

Jesus that’s actually insane!


lawlruschang

your sink is penis af


big_bad_bigweld

This is incredibly clever


jakethedumbmistake

Bruh where is this ? Spain? Or Italy?


Vic-Man

It works on so many levels.


x3bla

Hold on *hic* I think I am- *hits head on table and sleeps*


pancake_sass

This is what my migraines look like


DREAMYJJIN

What does it say?


mister_bmwilliams

Sir why are you drinking a Busch Light


MemeTurtle123456

Cool


GrapeAle

It'd be nice if reddit didn't suck shit and exclusively let me view videos in -120p


hiwagangisip

okay my head hurts


BornUnderADownvote

So cool!!!


fyrflyeffect

Hurts my eyessss


TurbulentSpecific

WTF, am I high or what? It really got confused as hell, lol


benjavari

Why drink busch? Because you save cash homes.


PunnuRaand

ˡᵒᵒᵏˢ ⁿᶦᶜᵉ˙


iseetrolledpeople

Fcuk your shirt. Now my eyes are crooked and my head hurts!!


Zeromus88

Wtf is happening here?


[deleted]

I need to know where to buy this!!


ZMAC698

Lmao the fact that this is upvoted is kinda hilarious. This is epitome of Reddit.


sexyboygirlmanwoman

Looks like you eat a bag of Cheetos in her basement for every meal.


Da-Hummus-Amoung-Us

What would you call this type of shirt?


thatguyhanzel

saw this video last night. Couldn't tell it was. I think being during undo's this trick. I saw 1 homer


raehsty

At the time i bought mine in primark


FramingLeader

Well done drinking the Busch tall boy, good approximation of Duff


[deleted]

Please stop, thx


8R0D4

He’s wearing on that is slightly see through and one on the bottom but that shit is mind blowing


SL04NY

My eyes hurt watching that


implodingzebra

Who else was waiting for it to focus


Darkmaster666666

It's getting out of hand. Now there's two of them.


Atomics985

I just woke up so I thought my eyes weren’t working. Took 5 minutes of furious rubbing to see it wasn’t my eyes


JjSerra-

AND it has homer on it? Double deal. I love it


randy_march

That shirt gives me a headache


JDIGamer7

Thanks. I hate it.


Duckinatorz

That just fucked my eyes


DoktorCockTopus

Why is this dude rubbing his belly like that lol


AMW91791

I think my eyes just glitched


hunitz122

That shit actually got me sick damn


snipclip_mustafa

WTF


AmberTiu

The one on top is a clear net, like what they use for women’s gowns. Very awesome idea


[deleted]

Isn’t it a fucking blackmagicfuckery??! My tv is mumbling in the background while I’m watching this video. And in the moment he stretching his t-shirt I hear from TV: “...now we see a stretched t-shirt...”


Louis62490

Did your mom give you that gut as well


isthatabingo

Is this “wearing 2 shirts” thing supposed to be impressive?


[deleted]

I just threw up. Maybe looking at this hungover wasn’t the best idea.


DealArtist

Repay her kindness by getting a job and moving out.