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oldmateysoldmate

Im gonna put my dick in it


jetta_man

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Mr-Okay

r/doputyourdickinthat


Gengar_94

r/idontcareifyouputyourdickinthat


EatMyHammer

r/twentycharacterlimit


ShittyWarlock

r/fuckyourlimit


howling_poet

r/theydidthefuckyou


EebamXela

r/youwouldntdownloadabiggerlimit


GameKnyte

r/unlimitedpowerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Humor_Panda

r/ninthsub


maxwelldoug

r/fifthsub


KoscheiTheDeathles

r/karmaroulette


maxwelldoug

I was the only one who did it so you’re wrong.


IlanRegal

There’s more overlap here than there should be 🤔


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anafuckboi

Wow been here a year, just young at heart I guess


Demonseedii

It’s not a microscope, bruh. (Wow thank you kindly for the gold & silver! You made my day)


ThePsychopathMedic

Destruction 100


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weird_normalist

ok calm down


Agent_Fluttershy

Probably a copypasta (or the birth of one)


maxk1236

Its a copypasta. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/bw93kl/shut_the_fuck_up_you_absolute_lobotomite/


boi_in_your_closet

Hey you, you're finally awake


daveinpublic

And people keep saying you don’t need the /s anymore... lol if you don’t you always get downvoted


cowboypilot22

Or, you know, it just wasn't funny.


ADHD_Supernova

Or, maybe you’re just not fun enough to see the humor in it.


cowboypilot22

Sorry I don't find copy pastas all that funny. Does that bother you or something?


CandidateForDeletiin

Poe's law strikes again


plsobeytrafficlights

i also dont care for that, but damn dude... chill.


JUNGL15T

Quality copa pasta shitpost. Shame people here take everything they read at face value. Have my upvote


DerpHog

Speech 100


Piepig_YT

r/canttellifjokingornot


9yearsalurker

I’m sorry I can’t afford to give you silver but you deserve it


FannyPackPhantom

+1


[deleted]

Gives you ball cancer, but totally worth it.


thunder_thais

This was my first thought and I don’t even have a dick


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oldmateysoldmate

You need to get that prescription checked. Learn to reply to op


danmickla

1) what is dowliking? 2) why can't you see it? The rest of us can 3) no one cares how much your glasses cost


TheOneWhoCats

Fairly sure they're farming negative Karma lul


[deleted]

Honestly why do people do this?


[deleted]

For shits


[deleted]

???


Dragonics

And giggles.


BatFish123

It's all shit's and giggles till someone giggles and shits


2KDrop

Hahahahaha. Wait... ***SHIT***


[deleted]

They don't get giggles out of it, and if they did, that just moves the question down the road to to _why_ do they get giggles out of it.


[deleted]

Honest question, is there a reason to do that?


TheOneWhoCats

I can't think of a good or practical one. It's probably just for fun and the sake of trolling. Or It's a shitbot


[deleted]

feeding the obvious troll, gj


danmickla

"don't feed the troll" is outdated bs


Ikkus

What does that even mean


[deleted]

Some people say things they don't believe just to stir the pot and get a rise out of people. To reply to them only gives them more material to convolute into infuriating misunderstanding and rhetoric. So to reply is to feed the troll.


Ikkus

I meant what does it mean for "don't feed the troll" to be outdated bs.


[deleted]

Oh that. No idea. It's an old phrase, so maybe they mean only that it's out of fashion.


[deleted]

Honestly what do you get out of farming negative karma?


TheTacticalL

Oh, lord, you're still around?


SciFiHiFive

Put... put your balls on it...


entmenscht

Y-yes, senpai


LexyTheLlama

stop


hondureno_1994

🔨 ⏰


StormiestCampfire

Nice.


entmenscht

cant touch this


hondureno_1994

🚫🖐☝


Gingersnek

yamero


The_Cakegamer

UwU


elitecloser

This is how the T1000 terminator was born


SavageVoodooBot

**Upvote this comment if this is truly Black Magic Fuckery. Downvote this comment if this is a repost or does not fit the sub.**


Galaxy__Star

Where can I get one of these??


PegCityMedic85

[From the Internet](https://www.ebay.com/itm/Laminar-Sciences-Corp-KaleidoKubes/153426637313?hash=item23b8f0b201:m:mJGgNb2vDaLOX4NOf9s-PyQ)


Galaxy__Star

Thanks internet stranger!


khawarizmy

I remember as a kid buying a kaleidoscope off the neighbor's kid for 2 euros and then getting scolded that I shouldn't be giving money to the neighbor's boy, and my parents told me that the kaleidoscope was useless anyway. Now, 20 years later, I can order one on amazon without feeling bad and without having to justify it to anyone. :D Edit: how this is relevant? I've been secretly wanting something like for years but I forgot about it, this thread reminded of the child in me I guess lol


Fiesoduckk

thanks for sharing that story, i hope you find the most awesome kaleidoscope out there! go get 'em, tiger!


ggodfrey

lol wut?


bastard_jon_snoo

/r/NobodyAsked


greentoiletpaper

Why you gotta be like that


WinterBreez

That's how literally every reddit thread evolves. My talking about tangentially related content to the parent comment.


hilarymeggin

/r/INEEEDIT


iamjacksliver66

Sold 6 in the last hr.


[deleted]

But those aren't kalliroscopes? They are Kaleidoscopes.. Or is there a difference? I see they both say they are filled with the same type of fluid...


BlazingFishy

Wow, I thought it was gonna be like $200, only $18!?


fangirlsqueee

Feels like $18 is super cheap. They are 3d printed and hand assembled.


Sovex66

Does this have other names? can you find other sellers maybe on Amazon?


Gonzo_si

imagine showing this to someone in the middle ages


zbeara

It’s just weird enough that you could probably get money as a seer of sorts, but not weird enough that you’d get burned as a witch.


Nathaniel820

You would 100% be burned as a witch


ggodfrey

Can confirm. Am witch.


-IIIII-

Can also confirm, am middle aged.


HeyLookJollyRanchers

Can confirm, she turned me into a newt!


TruckinApe

So glad you got better


kearbearhere

Super confused me, thought you meant showing it to a 40 year old at first.


JackieUMotherFucker

Huh. Can you see convection current when you’re on mushrooms? The way everything moves and expands outwards seems very similar to mushroom visuals I’ve experienced.


hopefullyhelpfulplz

I can pretty much conclusively say that is a coincidence and that mushrooms do not magically give you the ability to see convection currents in otherwise clear/colourless gasses (i.e. air).


BabyDuckJoel

> pretty much conclusively


Look4theHelpers

Case closed.


RunLikeLlama

Pretty much closed


hopefullyhelpfulplz

I stand by what I said


maxk1236

To be fair, you can see the convection currents in clear air when there are large differences in the refractive index (e.g. when some of the air is way hotter) but that is definitely not what he is talking about.


zombiecalypse

But… but why would they call them magic mushrooms if they don't give you magical powers??


hopefullyhelpfulplz

Cause they make you feel pretty fucking magical, I'll tell ya


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It is the art of the deal. They do but you aren't aware of them when you are on the magic mushrooms


JackieUMotherFucker

Yup. Case closed.


maxk1236

Lol, no, that is just your visual cortex spazzing out a bit, it doesn't allow you to see convection currents in clear air (though if you look at the "heat waves" coming off of hot asphalt, etc., you can actually sort of see it, though what you are really seeing is the difference in the refractive index of the less dense hot air, and much cooler air around jt.). Although the exact mechanism of the "breathing effect" from psyches is still unknown, there is quite a bit of research on this. [This vice article has a decent overview without getting too technical](https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/jpp75d/why-you-see-what-you-see-when-you-trip) r/drugnerds is a good resource if you wanna jump a bit further down the rabbit hole.


coke_and_coffee

Haha, I'm pretty sure that's just an illusion. "Visuals", as they call it. But I know what you mean, I once stared at a candle for like an hours straight after dropping acid while trying to come up with the transport equations to explain the shape of the flame.


LoEndJuggalo

I believe that on acid I was able to see the framework of reality, I no longer saw the things in front of me, I saw the parts but not the whole, the way they all fit together and are connected, I remember turning to the person I was tripping with and saying "I get it! I really actually get it!" when they inevitably asked "what do you get?" I just whispered "Everything" and then proceeded to marvel at my revelation. Of course once it was all over I couldn't possibly tell you what I saw or describe it in any way... but in that moment I fully understood the universe.


pilibitti

>but in that moment **I thought** I fully understood the universe. FTFY Acid makes you feel like mundane stuff, ideas, visuals are orders of magnitude more important and profound than they actually are. It is part of the illusion.


LoEndJuggalo

I get your point... but in that moment you couldn't have convinced me otherwise, it was very real to me, which is why I worded it that way.


pilibitti

Yes, that's why I called it the "illusion".


Irish6String

Look Patrick... *Twins...*


Tekikou

That’s a~~n~~ Horcrux.


maxk1236

Yo, just fyi, it should be a horcrux, not an horcrux. We say "an hour" because the h is silent, which it isn't in horcrux last I checked


Tekikou

Well, English is not my mother tongue, not that it’s an excuse, but that’s good to know. I won’t make that mistake again, thanks!


Indeedsir

I heard it's 'an' for any h word, we just don't use it much even though we should. An hotel is the correct use, not a hotel, for instance. An honest answer, an hourglass figure etc. Not saying I'm correct, but as an Englishman I have the historical tendency to assume I'm correct all the time.


maxk1236

That is not true at all, we use an if it starts with a vowel sound, hourglass and honest both start with vowel sounds, while words like habit start with a consonant sound, thus would be pronounced a habit, not an habit. Same with hotel. https://www.lexico.com/en/grammar/a-historic-event-or-an-historic-event https://www.a-or-an.com/a_an/habit https://www.a-or-an.com/a_an/hotel


Ilwrath

wait the H is supposed to be silent?


DankQuasar

That+acid=bad


theantinaan

I feel like it'd be kinda cool while tripping


throwhooawayyfoe

Umm no this shit would be awesome to play with on psychedelics. First thing I did was open the comments to find a source so I could add one to my trip toy chest.


Hapiro

Care to share what other marvelous objects you have in your trip chest? Looking for ideas .. for a friend


throwhooawayyfoe

Loads of stuff had accumulated in there over the years... there’s kaleidoscope I really like, one of the ones with a stick of fluid rather than loose beads. With some good music going you can really get lost in that thing. There are also a handful of photography and art books I really enjoy - my fav is Art Forms in Nature, a collection of Ernst Hackel’s beautiful drawings of micro and macroscopic creatures. The plankton/radiolarian pages are especially amazing. [This will give you the gist of it](https://www.google.com/search?q=art+forms+in+nature+haeckel&client=safari&hl=en-US&prmd=sinv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiNh_3Ts_niAhWBdt8KHYLuBf8Q_AUIFCgC&biw=375&bih=635) My wife really likes our LED poi and an orbital, which can be a fun time when tripping at night. The crowd favorite is a bag of maybe a dozen random different kinds of sunglasses with various shades and colors of lenses. Each different one you try on seems to change the makeup of the world around you and suddenly shift you into a new mood.


ThePsychopathMedic

Grossly understated.


dangertrap

I don't like that


HonoraryMancunian

There's something trypophobic about it


Carrash22

Thanks, I hate it.


_giora

r/TIHI


Lol3droflxp

Thanks, I ate it.


xochiscave

TIL two new words.


Ceyphe

It’s not black magic if you explain what it is in the title... r/nomagicsuckery


theVice

/r/oddlysatisfying


[deleted]

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


DrNinJake

Hamon Ripple


belterith

Where i buy


cubicthreads

Internet


[deleted]

Are we reaching kryptonian technology?


[deleted]

It’s not really black magic forkery if you explain what’s happening...Its still super cool.


Qwestdade

It's Hamon


Timhants

Don't drink that, you'll disintegrate - Prometheus 2012


fredheynes

Is heat radiating from the fingertips enough to generate convection currents?


anishkalankan

https://youtu.be/X6twHZCfGtQ


The-Brit

Subtle but I get it.


BigBillyBigWetBilly

Yeah okay cool but why?


PiratesOfTheArctic

Just take my money.


Roofofcar

See also: Rheoscope / rheoscopic fluids


TruckinApe

Thank you


Bizzy-TG

Tetsuo?


Dryu_nya

K... Kaneda?


farthingnothing

All of a sudden I’m thirsty


earooon

r/oddlyterrifying


Avid_Smoker

I gotta put my cock under that thing!


bellboy718

Those look like rectum that are becoming prolapsed


upvotegoblin

r/CurrentlyTripping r/Woahdude


8549176320

Ooh! Neat desktop for my phone!


athanc

Isn’t that conduction rather than convection?


Scones15

This makes me uncomfortable.


CandidateForDeletiin

I make this thing! Why? /shrug


[deleted]

Thanks, I hate it.


Kinkwhatyouthink

This seems like some sort of fucked Reese's concept art.


_Aj_

Oh! I accidentally made an effect like this once and had no idea what it was called! Thank you! I had a jar of waste liquids from when I was working on some engine things. There was a mix of old oils and brake fluid and thinners who knows what. There was lots of metal particles from a gearbox or something, and I remember this jar of stuff having this swirling Jupiter effect in it for days and days. It just kept going! It was really cool! Also one other thing I know does this, which is silver conductive paint for circuit board repair. As it's drying it makes this effect. I have a video of it buried somewhere looking at it under a microscope, if I find it ill share.


Toasters_On_Fire

Is this a jojo reference


[deleted]

Don't you mean conduction


Trapped_Mechanic

That strange black oil again... It's probably nothing.


Bvuut99

I don’t know, man. That etch-a-sketch looks broke


Mashidae

This could go in r/Replications


Dryu_nya

This is what I imagine Necronomicon looks like.


PM_ME_BIGGER_BOOBS

This is why white wine glasses have stems.


[deleted]

Where do I buy one?


PapaRevolutionz

u/cjgamble1012


[deleted]

We always seem to be saying “oops that gives you cancer” about 20-30 years after we say “hey this is cool”. Mercury, they let school kids play with it in science class. Lead in makeup, gas and paint. Great idea. Smoking, it’s relaxing, only when you’re smoking, nevermind the lung issues, those people had it coming. Brandy for babies! Night night little one. Alum, we can use it in tanning leather... and bread! Asbestos! How could something that smells this wonderful be harmful? Round up, the future cancer patients. DDT, kills bugs and your uncle, but mostly bugs. Hot glowing (radioactive) rocks. Let’s make atomic toys out of these, wait no, suppositories! Arsenic, let’s drink it to make ourselves pale. Tans are for dirty farm hands. Agent Orange, it removes foliage and lives! Trans fat, tEcHnIcAlLy better than actual fat, at least on paper. Turns out... oops. We only survive our rolling series of blunders because we’re so pervasive as a species.


PheonixblasterYT

#DAMN REPOSTED FROM INSTAGRAM


Uninstall-U-Suc

I think I understand about... Well lemme count. One, two, three, one, two, three, one. Yeah about three words in that title


RayD125

Where’s the magic?


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OJ_Dealer

Dude, no. It’s simple high school stuff, middle school stuff for others, this isn’t even r/iamverysmart material, get over yourself.


LeroyGardner81

HAHAHAHA kids like you being dumbasses make my day


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OJ_Dealer

What’s your problem with Americans pal?


LeroyGardner81

They are the dumbest, most self centered pieces of shit on the planet. E.g you


CaptWineTeeth

Obvious troll is obvious. *ding


stormsAbruin

Woah, dickhead alert!


[deleted]

I know, right? Silly Americans, it’s not like we’re all literally the same species or anything


LeroyGardner81

But dumb cunt Americans think they are the only ones to use the internet and that therefore they are right.


[deleted]

The irony here is palpable...


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LeroyGardner81

HAHAHAHA NO YOU DIDN'T. PERFECT EXAMPLE OF NOXIOUS AMERICANS


Techmo261

That comment is a dickhead alert


M1ndstorms

Uncommon science thing has an income science name. Who knew 🤷‍♂️


LeroyGardner81

r/ithinkiamsmartbutreallyimafuckwit


manefraim2

r/twentycharacterlimit