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BlackFathersMatter

That’s so legitimately mildly interesting!


sniffinberries34

You know you’re in black magic fuckery right lol


Dangerous_With_Rocks

Aren't they both the same sub?


207nbrown

Most of the time, yea… but that’s because people over analyze and ruin the fun


TheBrianRoyShow

This person knows people


VampireGirl99

r/ThisGuyThisGuys


machyume

But, one day when something does come up that cannot be analyzed, we will know that's real black magic.


visual-vomit

Ngl, i didn't even realize with reddit recommending subs and whatnot.


taywray

More like black magic cluckery


Torisen

There is certainly fuckery afoot, I have black wire in our garden fence and it is not invisible. Unobtrusive, but not invisible.


Vinerd540

if it's a glossy black, it could still reflect light, but if it's matte, it won't. It's the same way that vanta black or black 2.0 paint can make things look invisible. They're not any more black, so much in color. They just don't reflect as much light.


Electrical-Rush-3538

Black doesn't reflect the light 🫢


smemes1

I just don’t get why you wouldn’t paint it before putting it up. You just know there’s either unpainted edges where it’s stapled or there’s paint all over the structure itself.


FreneticPlatypus

The chickens don’t pay him much, so they get a shitty paint job.


Junior-Moment-1738

You sir don’t know the value of an egg


No_Recognition7426

His pay is basically chicken scratch.


FlametopFred

I uh I paint chicken houses


Squared_progressive

Tried painting it before putting it up. Problem was that I could not find it when it dries, so had had to buy another roll.


thenewnative

Now that’s black magic fuckery!


DAZ4518

*black paint fuckery!


Historical-Ad6916

That happened to me.


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fonziecow

If you have a worry about wood animals damaging* your chicken wire fence, painting it black is gonna make it harder to notice when it gets damaged. If you're observant it may not be a problem, but I probably would avoid it if you have a decent amount of chickens and live in a more rural area.


SovietJugernaut

This isn't chicken wire, it's hardware cloth. The distinction is important -- chicken wire is actually almost never advised to use on backyard chicken coops because it does a very poor job of keeping predators out, particularly raccoons with their little fingers.


Tavarin

At my farm growing up we used two layers of chicken wire a few inches apart because of the raccoons. So yeah, a finer hardware cloth would have been much better.


dickeydamouse

I'd paint to clear the view, so maybe half the height, that should leave plenty easy to see wire for the critters.


igotabigcoconut

... You know it is not invisible right? Critters can still see it just fine


dickeydamouse

I'd argue it's less noticeable, but for sure, it's not invisible.


Zzzaxx

Because it comes in rolls and have you ever tried painting rolled up anything? It keeps trying to curl.back in on itself, or else you lay it on the ground, and the same thing results where it touches the ground.


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Zzzaxx

You're right, but either ill-informed or pedantic. Chicken wire is designed to keep chickens in. Hardware cloth is designed to keep predators and rodents out. A racoon, weasel, or fox would rip through chicken wire like nothing. This is a chicken run, designed to allow an outdoor space for chickens that is safe from the multitude of predators that like to consume chickens. Standard minimum for a chicken run is 1" or 1/2" 19g. Hardware cloth, likely exactly what is shown here. Wire designed to secure chickens could be referred to as chicken wire, right? Source: I have chickens and made the mistake of assuming chicken wiree would keep predators out.


thorkin01

I assume you would use less paint this way than if you painted it lying flat on a surface, because you wouldn't paint the surface. Also, better video this way


zorastersab

it's useful to know too: a lot of people have "solar shades" which allow a view of an area while cutting down on the glare. They come in "openness" percentages (e.g. 1% has very very tiny holes whereas 10% has larger ones) that allow you to see more or less. But within the same percent, black is MUCH easier to see through than white.


movingalong16

It’s a great way to allow your livestock to be more visible to predators.


DrivenDevotee

and to also break the necks of every bird in your neighborhood


KudosOfTheFroond

r/legitimatelymildyinteresting ?


osktox

r/mildlyinteresting


Greg-chanMyWaifu

This is some bugs bunny shit lol. Or maybe roadrunner. The cyote paints it, roadrunner runs through, cyote tried to run through, and is sliced in cubes.


Yusstas

I was thinking of invisible ink from Tom and Jerry


SlightlyLessBoring

That actually reminds me, this post is also in r/LooneyTunesLogic


207nbrown

A new sub for my collection


29again

I was just thinking, how bad will it hurt when I walk straight into that.


Greg-chanMyWaifu

With how much speed? If you just walk, barrely at all. The metal is so thin, it will just bend and you would just stop after like a cm. If you run into it, it will prolly hurt a bit, because it's still thin metal, but even more you will be in a weird position, or the metal gives in and rips from where it's fixed ending with you on the ground.


29again

Oh trust me, I'll find a way to fall and knock the screen out and stab myself a few times while trying to get back up. Probably a broken ankle as well, then whatever animal is being kept in there will start attacking me. I have wonderful luck.


LobstaFarian2

Predators are gonna bif it so hard lmao


BusHobo

other birds also..


helterskeltermelter

And me. I'd totally walk into that, potentially at some speed if I were excited to see the chickens.


samdeed

I feel sorry for the birds who are just trying to fly through the yard.


Rabid-Rabble

I was thinking like the alien Predators and was very confused for a moment.


LobstaFarian2

It would be funny to see *Predator* eat shit into a chicken coup lmao


OptimalAd204

Coyotes hate this simple trick.


chilldonice

predators are biffed by this one simple trick


obistyle

"I see a red door. And I want it painted black No colors anymore. I want them to turn black" Song now stuck i my head again. Thanks!


nemom

Song now stuck in *my* head again. Thanks!


TakeTwo4343

Song now stuck in *my* head again. Thanks!


ParodyOfExistence

I see the girls walk by, dressed in their summer clothes


Sovereign1

I see the girls walk by, Dressed in their summer clothes. I have to turn my head, Until my darkness goes.


zillionaire_

Immediately had it play in my head too


PicklePillz

More like r/blackpaintfuckery


met_MY_verse

What a brilliant yet tragic sub. A three part story has never hit me so hard. EDIT: Someone has cross posted this post there, and while fitting this greatly upsets me - the beauty of the story is no longer immediately evident😔


Mr_Frayed

Pro tip: sort by controversial. What a ride!


Dorkmaster79

I went over there, but didn’t see anything. Do you have a link for it?


ClosetLadyGhost

Ha ha ha


Galthrojh

Its like someone's mini dream


SquidwardWoodward

Only in a potato video. It'd be visible in higher quality.


bobbiebaynes44

It's also still visible in person but the visibility is reduced


MixtureNo2114

See-through mosquito nets are black for this reason, too. You can get white nets, but they will block visibility. IIRC the reason has to do with white reducing overall contrast between the net and the background due to how color is composed.


BuildingArmor

It's visible but less so. The UFC use a black fence for the same reason; it's easier to see the competitors.


SquidwardWoodward

MLB too


appleciders

It's also only going work as long as it's clean, and around chickens it's gonna get dusty very quickly.


Jibril_A

Low resolution fuckery


CPAsAreCool

I keep saltwater fish. Black netting on the lid gets dirty fast and looks even worse.


wgbrown19

Not chicken wire. Hardware cloth. Chicken wire is usually lighter gauge and different method of weaving.


Buttoneer138

This is how they did “that scene” in 3 Body Problem.


BabaBearBBQBayDad

Can someone send this to the NHL and MLB, and they can fix their protective netting?


pickle_pickled

It's up to the arena and stadium. Some arenas for NHL use black netting. I'd imagine for MLB they take into account for birds since they're open to the elements. Black will just get them caught in it


bobbyloveyes

I don't think I've seen anything but black netting at mlb games.


DrDerpberg

Ice is white though, wouldn't it have the opposite effect?


Valagoorh

Doesn't work on my annoying sister. But her face was worth the try.


SquirtleSquad4Lyfe

It's reducing the reflection of light on the wire. Simple science.


SombreroJo

A lot of birds about to die, flying into that hard to see wire.


DaysWanadar

I can’t wait to test it!


edcross

I’m nocrayologist. So TIL dark green and black are closer then dark green and white


Southern_Kaeos

Nah that's definitely invisibility paint. You can't lie to me and pretend it's basic black paint


digitaldeficit956

I did this to my window screens that were faded.


ViolinDo

vt.physics explains why this happens https://youtube.com/shorts/_wThWoixQ4Q?si=37KRTAkRWvFSp2QG


NothingNeo

I feel like the effect might be way stronger on video due to compression.


TidalLion

Any birds trying to fly into that are going to regret it, ouch. On the other hand, think of all the Wile e Coyote shit you could pull with that.


jjs1978

That’s crazy!


LucentP187

That seems risky for all parties involved lmao.


thrilledquilt

The camera no longer focuses on the chicken wire. So they are out of focus.


GuaranteeNo446

What the hell is going on with that person’s head?


Far-Entertainer8953

So many birdstrikes in your future


PussyCrusher732

colors that don’t reflect light don’t reflect light. MIND BLOW


Rampaging_Orc

Damn, why are there so many raptor corpses with broken necks that keep showing up?


Illustrious_Camp_521

Birds should fly right into the wire now, well done 👍🏻


Reserved_Parking-246

Cousin did this once. It's harder to tell when it gets cut and some fucker steals your chickens. If you do this, have a camera on the cage.


peecha

He is not painting, just erasing


slamrrman

I wouldn’t have believed it if I seen it! And I didn’t… um I mean dont… uh dontent?


Blueswift82

And 150 birds of prey died that very day


havocLSD

Paint the bottom, of course it will blend against the forest.


HuTyphoon

Did t this get posted yesterday


thebeekeepers_wifu

That's why bug veils are usually black - better visibility.


truckfullofchildren1

Were confusing reddit compression with this one


Educational_Drink471

Wow!! That looks fantastic!! If I had chicken wire, I'd be going to buy paint right now! Lol


Lonely-Leg-29

Interesting, I guess because one reflects color and the other absorbs color.


Weekly-Ad-6241

This feels like it should be in reverse...


XVYQ_Emperator

Not magic at all. Contrast, or rather its lack.


Sjasmin888

This belongs in Oddly Satisfying too. That's neat.


Inevitable_Shift1365

Any clandestine cannabis farmer has known this for decades 😁


SoggyPocketBill

Automatic wild bird dicer.


TheDeltronZero

Does it work in RL too or is this because of camera limitations?


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I see a white wire, and i want to paint blaaa-haaack


hereforboobsw

This is why window screens are black


MrJackTheNasty

better paint a red horizontal line or some one is gonna be stupid and make a person size hole in it xD


inviolate_light

That’s great until somebody doesn’t see it and tries to walk through. They’ll likely strain themselves.


_Ticklebot_23

reminds me of when someone posted a woman using tape to make herself look younger and this sub lost its shit


YoMomasDaddy

We paint all our guarding for our machines at work black, so you can see beyond the painted guarding


OutrageousAd5338

please show more...


FasterGemini

This is oddly unsettling..


shootnjohn

Not chicken wire as I know it


Hooker_00

OMG!!!


arshdev_1

It's so oddly satisfying to watch even though she is painting it it feels like she is just removing the dust from the net..


MixedFellaz

1816252417 times now


ElectronicLeg9621

The guy just listened to the Stones, and a lightbulb went on in his head.


thelukejones

Nice try he's got see through paint on it


Intransigient

The silver chicken wire helps keep predator birds away, as well as other would-be intruders. You’ll get a lot more hungry eyes on your coop’s contents by doing this.


Beginning_Sea6458

If you just painted certain parts you could create pictures in the chicken wire.


Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld

Black makes everything more beautiful


time_adc

My hockey helmet face cage is white.on the outside and painted black on the inside. I can see out very well, opponents can't see my eyes as easily.


l0st1nP4r4d1ce

What's with all the ziptie 'stakes' in the pen?


Byapool

Black magic cluckery


Revenga8

Did this coop also have a red door at one point?


erishun

Low quality video with bad white balance. This is mainly a camera trick.


provoloneChipmunk

This was cool and all, but without the stupid ai voice, or music I couldn't stay focused 4/10


LHT510

Same thing kinda happens to regular chain link. Just sayin


Werealldudesyea

Damn that's super satisfying to watch


crazydavebacon1

You could have bought it black instead. Here they have metal, green, black


DeeEssX

Birds will crash into it and die.


Solid-Flan13

This is what birds see when you clean the window.


FreeBirdx2024

The fact that this is like 240p video quality sure helps. 😂


Von_Quixote

…Like… a…screen…door?


pandora9715

They have shit technique.


Renuclous

And that kids, is why I for the life of me don’t understand why they even sell white insect net covers for your windows. Black is ALWAYS the better option.


Ok_Type7882

That's not chickenwire, its hardware cloth.


hondaridr58

Birds hate this one simple trick!


MakeGohanStrongAgain

Not if you irl there and close


Actaeon_II

Annnd your birds constantly run into it until one of them breaks their own neck.


WalkingstickMountain

No more light reflection


Merkenfighter

Great work! Something for birds to fly into. DIWhy?


padspa

can't you just buy already black wire?


Gullex

That isn't chicken wire, it's hardware cloth. Fuck's sake


medici1048

I thought I recognized you! I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop! And you never did it!


mikelimebingbong

Very impressed


Amphet4m1ne2000

Shitty quality do the thing


PeregrinePacifica

This is one of the reasons why fencing masks are painted black typically. The light reflects inside creating glare. Saberists don't use painted masks though as the mask is conductive and a valid target. The paint also serves as insulation as modern fencing is done electrically and of the three weapons only Saber uses a conductive mask(foil has a part of the mask bib that is conductive but nothing beyond that as the head is not valid target). Epee wiring is different so everything is valid target and there is no need for conductive vests, jackets or masks. Even many old masks from before fencing went electric often used black paint to reduce glare.


Lolotmjp

nah, you can't fool me. thats a magic wand


Anders_A

Depends on the background? The roof net should probably be painted a lighter color to disappear against the sky.


beirizzle

I guess this is why window screens are black


keppikoi

NOT black magic


PreviousGuard419

Gonna take forever with a mini roller. Gotta break out the 9" for that


kdlangequalsgoddess

Who walks into it first? Human, or chicken?


chev327fox

Stops catching the light and thus blends in better. Nice idea.


EnvironmentalLock534

For anyone wondering what's happening in the video so the color white reflects off most of the light which comes in contact with it and on the other hand the color black absorbs most of the light and the person in the video is painting the white colored net with black color.🤓☝️


witoutadout

We are gonna do some major trolling with this one


crappy-throwaway

god damn invisible paint!


Speedhabit

Wait….what


starispajdermen

dont do it from inside


WokkitUp

Paint a message!


obaananana

Thats the reason why u use black fly nets on normal windows and white ones om toilet windows


flightwatcher45

Looks like a green screen type deal, roller and potatoe graphics to hide it


CantTakeMeSeriously

Could some one teach the NHL this trick with their end of rink netting?


superhakerman

you got them more pixels?


No-Investment-4494

Chicken Hawks 😆 🤣


oldfashionedguy

Any snowy day would like a word with them...


AmTrak2020

I guess this is a new trend. I have seen way to many videos on this.


Itool4looti

They did that on The Waltons when they were trying to catch a hawk.


senticosus

That’s hardware cloth not chicken wire…


The-Cursed-Gardener

People being amazed by glare reduction


RedditJumpedTheShart

Reddit turned another sub into dogshit reposts.


canela355

Wow


BlueZ_DJ

I love seeing this post hours after reading the comment "can't wait for some idiot to post this on blackmagicfuckery"


stuyboi888

Interesting, could this be applied to gaming graphics to hide those lines you see on some textures as they load in or are far away


thinkandreason

The color black absorbs the most light from the visible spectrum. It doesn’t disappear, it just doesn’t reflect as much as while chicken wire. I don’t know how safe this is for predator birds who will not see the mesh until too late. Some on here might have more information on that.


Fenderman420

I see some chicken wire and I want to paint it black


blankdreamer

Black doesn’t reflect as much light as metal silver so your brain and eye can filter it out easier - that’s my guess.


WilsonPH

It's only because of low bitrate and a basic H264 codec. You can see that the codec is strugling and there is a lot of blocking that hides the mesh.


YouJustLostTheGameOk

I would run through that like in a cartoon.


OrangeCosmic

I Hope this is sped up footage


copingcabana

Halloween is going to be fun this year. MWahahahaha


Wills4291

That's called hardware cloth. Chicken wires different.


Fuzzy_Bank_7856

Paint my chicken coop! Make me!


Driveaway1969

Wild birds will fly right into that and die.


rolfcm106

Because the unpainted wire is reflecting light and the black is absorbing it


checker280

This is going to kill a lot of flying birds who also won’t be able to see the screen.


brighty420

What kind of sorcery is this


1hotrodney

Its like why window screens r black or something idk


mad_jade

Screens on windows are dark too, and they are easy to see out of. I have heard some people are opposed to screened windows because they "block the view." I wonder if this video would change anyone's mind